Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Written by Laurie Notaro
Narrated by Hillary Huber
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About this audiobook
In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie contemplates family, home improvement, and the horrible tyrannies of cosmetic saleswomen. She finds that life doesn't necessarily get any easier as you get older. But it does get funnier.
Laurie Notaro
Laurie Notaro is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the humor memoirs The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club, Autobiography of a Fat Bride, I Love Everybody, The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death, a finalist for the Thurber Prize, and Housebroken, among others. She is also the author of three works of fiction, including the historical novel Crossing the Horizon. Born in Brooklyn, New York, she then spent the remainder of her formative years in Phoenix, Arizona, where she created something of a checkered past. Laurie now resides in Eugene, Oregon, has a cute dog and a nice husband, and misses Mexican food like it was her youth.
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Reviews for Autobiography of a Fat Bride
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This is a collection of very short essays on the author's misadventures as she gets married, buys a house, tries to find a job, etc. She is able to write about not being perfect and making mistakes without sounding like a self-help or chick lit book, and that's refreshing.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I absolutely adore Laurie Notaro. This is the third book I have read from her and she has not disappointed me yet. Spanning from her early days of dating to her life of marriage, this book left me smiling and laughing. Not because her stories are over-the-top antics but because I can relate to them so much. This may be my favorite memoir from her so far. Her constant moments of “wait, was I supposed to become an adult at some point?”, her sarcasm, and her wit left me unable to put down this book.
I have wondered how incredibly awesome it would be to hang out with this essayist and the other humorist essayist, Jen Lancaster. My amusement would never end I have a feeling. A fun, quick read and very enjoyable. - Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Normally I adore this type of book. Maybe I'm overloaded with Jen Lancaster or something but it just seemed forced. I couldn't finish it.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I absolutely adore all of Laurie Notaro's books. I can so relate to the way she feels. It is nice to see someone who is not a size 2 and 5'10".
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Another comedic memoir by Laurie Notaro. This one is mostly about the time leading up to her marriage, the proposal, the wedding and finding the right dress. Then the first few years of married life.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is the type of book I've been looking for! Recommended by a bookcrosser at a meetup, I went out and bought it the next day. Notaro's hilarious autobiography is broken into 1 1/2 - 3 page essays that I can read a bit at a time. I've been needing a book that I can pick up and put down when I can find a minute here and there to read.
Laurie Notaro's stories are about mundane daily occurrences that normal adults seemed buried in and would hardly take the time to discuss, but she turns them into outrageously funny stories. I found myself relating to her totally, even telling people some of her stories as if she were a friend, like, "Did you know that if you flush your tampons.....?" "I heard that a cat could 'just slip away' if given anesthesia for a teeth-cleaning..."
People say that you either love or hate Notaro's writing. I disagree--her stories are hit or miss with me; I'm not passionate about her either way. This particular book gets old/irritating if you read it at once as an autobiography since the topics are all over the place and she repeats some information several times as if each little chapter or essay were written at completely different times. When reading only one essay in a sitting or in random order, that feeling of being at a comedy act that I had when I read the first few chapters comes back.
If read front to back, the chapters after the wedding really dragged and I almost released it without finishing it. Don't be fooled! It gets much better starting with "Red Mice."
My favorites--the ones that had me laughing hysterically all by myself at the park (I had to close the book and hold my stomach as I was rolled over in a fit of laughter)and ones that were worth reading aloud to friends:
"White noise, white soap....." (I read this to my friend two days before her wedding)
"As time goes by"
"My mother, my self, my god" (the best) - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pros:
* More than just weddings
* Short vignettes
* Stories are relatable
Cons:
* I wish some of the stories were more in-depth
* Could have used more description in places.
I loved the commentary on adulthood and expectations (whether internal or external). - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5First book of her's and I laughed alot. She has a great way with words and is completely honest and self-deprecating. We're the same person really except I don't have a writing career. Yet.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Not as much fun as some of her other books, but mostly enjoyable.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Thank god for Laurie Notaro...it is nice to know that I am not the only crappy adult that exists. She is so funny and personable that I want to hang out with her, if only to confirm my bad "adultness". She deals with everything from the first nephew in the family to Christmas to taxes to getting married. I adore her work. I will read anything she writes. LOVE IT!!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Laurie Notaro does it again! So many great chapters! The one about buying a new bra was so hilarious! And can you imagine your gynecologist calling you fat and other disparaging remarks. Laurie actually finds a man who loves her despite all her faults AND possible scary things associated with her past. Oh her poor husband he puts up with a lot from her you just have to have sympathy for him, especially the toothbrush incident.These books are so much fun and I don’t care if I look like a crazy person listening to these and laughing out loud I need the laughs!Hillary Huber’s narration is really great, her timing on all the great stories that Laurie has written is just spot on!4 Stars
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Normally I adore this type of book. Maybe I'm overloaded with Jen Lancaster or something but it just seemed forced. I couldn't finish it.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5An amazing second memoir by the author. Once again you will find your eyes tearing up at the thought of what's happening. Although I still consider the starting memoir "The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club" to be my favorite; The book is just as quirky and blunt as expected when learning of Notaro's pre-,engagement, and early stages of marriage.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I can't say that I loved this book, but it was entertaining at times. After the first 20-30 pages, I almost put it down. But I hate to not finish a book, so I stuck with it. It did pick up and was pretty funny at times, but other times it just seemed like rambling and whining. Overall, it was decent but not something I would call up my friends and demand that they read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This book cracked me up. I have read it cover-to-cover many times, and it's always a good grab when I just want to relax or read at the beach.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Notaro is laugh out loud funny, and a decent writer to boot. Greatly enjoyable, especially for those of us in our 30's who still can't believe we are really, actually, grownups. "Jesus, when did I start ironing my t-shirts for work?" I hope she continues to share!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of my favorite authors., she writes with candor and a refreshingly witty take on her own life.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5she used to have her own column for a paper in arizona, but she was hustled out. some of her work is stilted, but on the whole she's everyone on their worst day ever. funny and indignant, and a quick read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Laurie Notaro is smart, sarcastic, and self-deprecating. You'll wish you knew her, so she could tell you these stories herself, over a beer or two. The one where she gets a gun pulled on her during a job interview would have you snorting suds out your nose.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Painfully funny -- Laurie Notaro is one of those people who go through life regularly embarrassing herself. This book made me laugh out loud repeatedly, and buy her other books.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I expected too much from the Laurie Notaro series. I thought it was going to be very funny, but for some reason, almost all of its punchlines fell flat. The book came across like it was trying too hard to be funny.