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    Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
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    Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

    Written by Bunmi Laditan

    Narrated by Bahni Turpin

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    About this audiobook

    Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development-not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.

    Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief-along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").

    Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPenguin Random House Audio
    Release dateJun 2, 2015
    ISBN9780147523556
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    Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
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    Bunmi Laditan

    Bunmi Laditan is an award-winning, Webby-nominated writer from California who lives in Quebec, Canada, with her family. She's contributed to the New York Times, Parenting Magazine and The Huffington Post, and is best known for the satirical Twitter account Honest Toddler.

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    • 1/5
      I put this on my "to read" list when my children, were in fact, toddlers.... which was years ago now. I thought this would be amusing, but I didn't find it all that funny -- it's more like being with a person who thinks they are hilarious but whose jokes stun you into uncomfortable silence by their un-funniness. I quit reading about halfway through.