Almost Adulting: All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)
Written by Arden Rose
Narrated by Arden Rose
3.5/5
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About this audiobook
For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.
In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:
- Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers
- Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer
- Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????
- Eating enough protein
- Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars
- Going on adventures without starting to smell
- How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though
By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.
Arden Rose
Arden Rose is an actress, a producer, a comedian, and the creator of the wildly popular YouTube channel Arden Rose. Her devotion to creating content that is equal parts quirky and sophisticated has helped her build a loyal following of millions of fans. Arden can be seen on Verizon’s go90 social entertainment platform, starring in New Form Digital’s Mr. Student Body President, produced by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer, and in the second season of the hit show Guidance.
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Reviews for Almost Adulting
105 ratings4 reviews
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Where's the traveling alone part?But it was insightful and thought provoking.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Not good not bad . What i expected was some ,, guide ,, but is more than friendship hug when you feel low
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Some parts of the book felt forced, don't know why I had that feeling. Some where funny and with good advices and all. Perhaps it's just not my cup of tea.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It was a really funny enlightening book. It touched on a few topics that were a bit difficult to listen to like having a disorder and being self conscious, also about the unhealthy relationship with sex that most kids raised Catholic seem to have. All in all a great book.