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Audiobook9 hours
I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Written by Whitney Cummings
Narrated by Whitney Cummings
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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About this audiobook
"Whitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not fine—and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell."—Sophia Amoruso, author of #Girlboss
"The funniest cry for help you'll read this year."—BJ Novak
Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if you're reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you're trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.
Here are all the stories and mistakes I've made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don't have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that'll make you feel way better about your choices, I've also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I've made. Think of this book as everything you'd want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.
I'm not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.
"The funniest cry for help you'll read this year."—BJ Novak
Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if you're reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you're trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.
Here are all the stories and mistakes I've made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don't have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that'll make you feel way better about your choices, I've also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I've made. Think of this book as everything you'd want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.
I'm not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.
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Reviews for I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Rating: 4.616438356164384 out of 5 stars
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I really enjoyed listening to this book. It’s truly one of my favorites, the perfect mix of comedy and thought-provoking.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Confessions about personal issues and experiences in life, reflecting her immature behaviour and childhood traumas.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Wonderful book. Spoke truthfully to my soul. I learned a lot. Esylived the dominant hand writing question and answer .
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Excellent read. She had me cracking up in one part of your accounts because I could relate to it sooooo much growing up (the pimple story) hahaha but otherwise she keeps it sooooo real in and it’s so relateable. It’s crazy because the way she ended her book is basically my daily mantra so it had me all warm inside.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Great humor, and really hit home with her personal stories.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amazing, surprisingly deep and personal. I really recommend it, Whitney is a great storyteller.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I absolutely loved this audiobook by Whitney. I related to everything and this has been the book I’ve been looking for :) Her humour and authenticity made me really enjoy this audiobook. thanks for writing an amazing book that is not depressing or boring in any way.