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    Ice Planet Barbarians
    Ice Planet Barbarians
    Ice Planet Barbarians
    Audiobook5 hours

    Ice Planet Barbarians

    Written by Ruby Dixon

    Narrated by Mason Lloyd and Hollie Jackson

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    About this audiobook

    LOST

    You'd think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you'd be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they've left their cargo of human women-including me-on an ice planet.

    FOUND

    And the only native inhabitant I've met? He's big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me . . .

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateNov 21, 2017
    ISBN9781541488625
    Ice Planet Barbarians

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    • 3/5
      Good smutty fun. On to binge the next book in the series!

      2 people found this helpful

    • 4/5
      I wasn't expecting to like this as much as I did. And I sure as hell enjoyed this. At times, it's almost ridiculous but we're here for the ride.
      If you can see past some details, it's actually a nice story. In fact, I'd love to have a bit more development as I was a fan of both Mcs. Especially Vektal. He might have been an alien barbarian but he was a gentleman throughout the book and that's exactly what I wanted and needed.
      The narrators were everything!!!!

      2 people found this helpful

    • 3/5
      Cute story. I enjoyed Georgie’s point of View.
      *Trigger warning for rape*

      2 people found this helpful

    • 4/5
      Reading this again a second time and I still feel weird by the fact I like this . Like the fact that the spice resonates with me is surprising. So fast and easy to read. Now I just want more world building and new adventures. Reminds me of the west series back in the day.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Ok that was new …. I think i like alien smut now ?

      1 person found this helpful

    • 4/5
      It’s different, but once you get into it, the author creates a well described world that makes sense.. well, as much as getting deserted on an ice planet with blue horned aliens that have symbiotic relationship with a parasite can make sense… I’m looking forward to listening to the next one

      1 person found this helpful

    • 4/5
      Sexy blue aliens? Yes, I think so. When I saw this making its way around TikTok, I had to pick it up for a reread. I find the concept so interesting and I had a fun time reading it. Maybe this time I'll continue with the series.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 4/5
      That was so good and not anything that I have read before. Loved the whole alien and human interaction. Georgie cracked me up. Had me laughing numerous times throughout the book. Can't wait to read the next book in the series.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Wow. I loved it! The narrators were good, plot was interesting and there were lots of steamy scenes. Cant wait to hear the rest in this series.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Never thought I would enjoy alien smut as much as I did reading this. Will be reading the next book.
    • 3/5
      I mean… tienen cuernos, pero no te los ponen como diría mi tiktoker favorita
    • 5/5
      This is my first time trying an audio book. It was wonderful!
    • 5/5
      I honestly loved this!! It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be
    • 5/5
      Amazing aliens romance!!! I want to read it again and again!
    • 4/5
      The world building could be a bit better but I loved the romance and the steam. There were parts that literally made me giggle, I am glad I decided to listen to it. Also its not that long, give it shot! Currently reading the second one and I am LOVINGGGGG it.
    • 5/5
      Love this book so more think l listening to it 5 time
    • 2/5
      I’ve apparently found my limit. Full disclosure, I didn’t finish it. The writing wasn’t good and the storyline was rough.
    • 5/5
      This was absolutely ridiculous and bananas in the best possible way! I enjoyed the plot and the characters. The story was entertaining, and I'm really looking forward to a deep-dive into this series. I don't want to spoil it; just read it and go in blind.
    • 5/5
      Okay, but listen... Why was this so bloody good? I was only expecting nonsense tbh because, blue alien smutty romance? It can only be ridiculous. And it IS ridiculous. But it's so well written. This woman could be writing the next Hugo winning novel, but here she is, writing compelling interspecies shag-fests.
    • 5/5
      I loved it, idk why but it’s so cute! Lol
    • 2/5
      Wanted to read to understand all the hype behind this book and this is just not for me. Was not expecting the dark themes in the beginning, so trigger warning for abduction and rape. Plus, call me crazy if I faint knowing there's something approaching me and I awake to someone enjoying themselves between my legs and I'm naked, I won't act enthusiastic about the experience, because it "feels good". There's a lot of mate calling, then it does shift to consent. But I just did not care for the attraction or the characters.
    • 5/5
      I only found this book because of TikTok and it did not disappoint
    • 5/5
      I like the smut I liked the plot. Not sure why but I love this and wish the other part of the series was in audiobook format. Will just have to read it though ☺️
    • 4/5
      Honestly this was just a lot of fun. It was hot and sexy and I finished it in pretty much one sitting!
    • 4/5
      It was good.I have liked a few other couple stories better, but for a beginning story it was enjoyable and I liked the Audio version as well. The voice narrator are easy to listen to and there voices don't grate on your nerves.
    • 5/5
      This was a surprise! Amazing honestly very well written, never a dull moment!!!
    • 5/5
      I loved this book! When Georgie woke up on that alien ship I was very scared for her. But she soon crashed their ship and found a new alien - a much nicer one. I also loved Vektal! He was great!

      Hollie Jackson and Mason Lloyd did a fantastic job performing this story! I thoroughly enjoyed their narration.

      I read this book on June 17th, 2022.
    • 5/5
      A very erotic steamy book. The only downside is it is very wordy in the plot and back story
    • 5/5
      I really enjoyed this. Loved that we had both perspectives to listen to. The people reading did a good job.
    • 5/5
      I wasn’t expecting to love this as much as I did but vektal and Georgie are everything