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    Kill the Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell
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    Kill the Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell
    Audiobook12 hours

    Kill the Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell

    Written by Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne

    Narrated by Luke Daniels

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    About this audiobook

    In an irreverent new series in the tradition of Monty Python, the bestselling authors of the Iron Druid Chronicles and Star Wars: Phasma reinvent fantasy, fairy tales, and floridly written feast scenes.

    Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.

    This is not that fairy tale.

    There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.

    And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.

    There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar "happily ever after" that ever once-upon-a-timed.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPenguin Random House Audio
    Release dateJul 17, 2018
    ISBN9780525593669
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    Kill the Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell
    Author

    Delilah S. Dawson

    Delilah S. Dawson is the author of Hit, Servants of the Storm, Strike, the Blud series, Star Wars novels and short stories, a variety of short stories, comics, and essays, and the Shadow series as Lila Bowen. She lives in Georgia with her family and a fat mutt named Merle. Find her online at WhimsyDark.com.

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    • 4/5
      Absolutely delightful! A very fun book to listen to, and it gets you with all these light-hearted puns, then hits you with something real. Perfectly balanced.
    • 4/5
      Funny, in that cheeky, not-a-tall sort of way. Calls to mind visions of Monty Python producing Terry Pratchett's works.
    • 4/5
      The audio narration is amazing! I can't wait to listen to more from this narrator.