How to Stay Poor: a guide to remaining broke
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Do you enjoy being poor and wish to remain that way? Perhaps you have money but you would like to join the lower classes? Maybe you feel like money makes you a big phony and you want to get rid of it all but don’t know how? If any of these things apply to you, then How To $tay Poor: a guide to remaining broke is the book for you.
Inside you will find great tips and life changing habits that will ensure you remain poor for the rest of your life.
Have you ever purchased something that you really couldn’t afford?
Have you ever purchased something that you had no need of?
Have you ever been divorced?
If you answered yes to any of these questions then you may be well on your way to becoming, and remaining, financially destitute.
How to $tay Poor isn’t your average get poor quick book. Instead, it teaches you worthless life lessons on how you can take the money that you have worked so hard to make and blow it with little or no thought. It covers everything from excessive spending habits to gambling to keeping up with the Joneses.
Each section of the book covers a specific aspect of poor money and time management habits. This ensures that you get the core principles of ruining your financial standing in as little time as possible.
Topics include...
Rent to Own
Cable TV
Get More Gadgets
Tip All Crazy
Play the Lottery
Gamble
Have No Willpower
Watch More TV
Ruin Your Credit
Credit Isn’t So Important, Is It?
Use Your Credit Card, For Everything!
Make Minimum Payments
And much more!!!
Don't be fooled by other get poor quick books. How to $tay Poor is one stop experience into the land of desolate poverty. Buy it today for yourself or for a friend. Surely you know someone who is need of wealth abandonment?
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How to Stay Poor - Charles Ionescu Tonino
How to $tay Poor
a guide to remaining broke
by
Charles Ionescu Tonino
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Copyright 2012 by Charles Ionescu Tonino. All Rights Reserved.
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Disclaimer
This book is presented solely as a work of satirical entertainment and is not meant to represent any kind of financial or legal advice. The author does not claim to know anything about finances, accounting, or legal advice. In fact, the author claims to know absolutely nothing. The advice in this book should be completely disregarded by any who read it. By no means should anyone attempt anything within this book in hopes of losing/making money. The author takes no liability for any financial decisions, incidental or consequential damages in connection to or arising from the information contained within this book. This book should be read by no one. In other words, the advice in this book is terrible and is meant as a joke. Although it isn’t really funny, it started out meaning to be.
What is this book about?
Pretty much like the title says. Are you poor? Are you interested in staying poor? Are you rich? Do you want to become poor? Do you want to do all of this while looking rich? Well, if you answered yes, like I’m quite sure you did, then by all means read on. Throughout the following pages you will find advice and anecdotes from my own experience of living day to day, refusing to budget or save money and how you too can follow my example and become financially ruined and look great doing it.
Topics include everything from how to destroy your credit to ways in which you can depend