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    Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving the Holidays
    Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving the Holidays
    Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving the Holidays
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    Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving the Holidays

    By Jill Smokler

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    From New York Times bestselling author and acclaimed “Scary Mommy” blogger Jill Smokler comes a funny and practical guide filled with essays, recipes, and tried-and-true tips sure to get any parent through the holiday season—without losing your marbles.

    Ah, the holidays: a time of joy, celebration, serenity, and peace…

    Unless, of course, you have whiny, screaming children demanding presents, attention, and a personal appearance by Santa or Judah the Maccabee. Then you’re screwed.

    But wait, there’s hope: Scary Mommy Guide to Surviving the Holidays to the rescue!

    Yes, in this handy holiday guide, you’ll find everything you need to survive the fall/winter rush of cheer in style, and without having a mental breakdown. From relatable, hilarious essays on everything from the Santa myth to being seated at the dreaded kids’ table, to easy-to-follow recipes that might include just a little something special to take the edge off (can anyone say Kahlua?), to fun and accessible gift ideas, this book is your ticket to peace of mind—and a laugh—during the busy, crazy holiday season!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPocket Star
    Release dateNov 17, 2014
    ISBN9781501107429
    Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving the Holidays
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    Jill Smokler

    Jill Smokler’s candor about the underbelly of marriage and parenting has made her an unlikely hero among a new generation of women. Married to her college sweetheart, Jeff, she lives in Baltimore with her three children and a golden retriever.

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