Business Baby: Getting Things Done, One Tantrum at a Time
By Alex Beckerman and Ryan Cunningham
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Business Baby - Alex Beckerman
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They may not have MBAs or PowerPoint skills, but every parent of a baby knows who’s the boss. Someone’s in charge, all right, and it’s not the person wiping jam off the carpet.
Babies are business wizards. It’s only natural: their skill set is perfectly suited for the corporate world. Being unable to do anything for themselves, they’re incredibly good at delegating. They’re–literally–climbers. And, of course, they give you the business all day long. They’re extremely goal-oriented, especially if the goal is to make mommy take a fifteen-minute cry break in the bathroom, just like her real boss used to.
And although their vocabulary is often limited to MINE and NOOOOOO, they’re probably just