60 Seconds to Shine, Volume 4: 101 Original One-Minute Monologues
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Glenn Alterman, the author of Two Minutes and Under, Volumes 1, 2, and 3, has written this, his seventh book of original monologues. These one-minute gems are specifically written for those one-minute auditions that pop up more and more often. There are exciting and engaging monologues here for all types, ages, genders, and personalities.
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60 Seconds to Shine, Volume 4 - Smith and Kraus Inc
60 SECONDS TO SHINE
VOLUME 4
161 One-Minute Monologues from Literature
edited by John Capecci and
Irene Ziegler Aston
60 SECONDS TO
Shine
VOLUME 4
161 ONE-MINUTE MONOLOGUES FROM LITERATURE
EDITED BY JOHN CAPECCI AND
IRENE ZIEGLER ASTON
MONOLOGUE AUDITION SERIES
A Smith and Kraus Book
Published by Smith and Kraus, Inc.
177 Lyme Road, Hanover, NH 03755
www.SmithandKraus.com
© 2007 by Smith and Kraus, Inc.
All rights reserved
Manufactured in the United States of America
CAUTION: Professionals and amateurs are hereby warned that the material in this book is subject to a royalty. It is fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America, and of all countries covered by the International Copyright Union (including the Dominion of Canada and the rest of the British Commonwealth), and of all countries covered by the Pan-American Copyright Convention and the Universal Copyright Convention, and of all countries with which the United States has reciprocal copyright relations. All rights, including professional, amateur, motion picture, recitation, lecturing, public reading, radio broadcasting, television, video or sound taping, all other forms of mechanical or electronic reproductions such as information storage and retrieval systems and photocopying, and the rights of translation into foreign languages, are strictly reserved. Please refer to contact information on pages 228–235, which constitute and extension of this copyright page.
First Edition: November 2007
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Cover and text design by Julia Hill Gignoux
The Monologue Audition Series ISSN 1067-134X
ISBN 978-1-57525-532-3
Library of Congress Control Number: 2007939327
NOTE: These monologues are intended to be used for audition and class study; permission is not required to use the material for those purposes. However, if there is a paid performance of any of the monologues included in this book, please refer to the contact information at the back of this book.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
The editors are grateful to friends, family,
and certain beverage companies for assistance and companionship during the assembly of this book.
Special thanks to:
Marisa Smith and Eric Kraus
D. L. Lepidus
Jacqui Antonivich
The geniuses at Google™
And as always, Graham and Rob.
CONTENTS
Acknowledgments
Introduction
WOMEN’S MONOLOGUES
A Suburban Mother Tells Her 12-Year-Old Neighbor How to Make His Street Gang More Powerful, Wendi Aarons
The Aftermath, Laura Edwards
The Afternoon of a Faun, Edna Ferber
Aunt Ida’s Tenant, Yvonne Chism-Peace
Bearing Witness: Not So Crazy in Alabama, Carla Thompson
Beautiful Mistakes, Cathy Camper
Blood, Bia Lowe
Ca(r)nal Desires, Bridget Robin Pool
Cheaters at the Wedding, V. Hunt
The Circles I Move In, Diane Lefer
The Coach’s Wife, Barbara Casey
Confessions of a Shopaholic, Sophie Kinsella
Detroit, Denise Dee
The Devil Wears Prada, Lauren Weisberger
Diamond, Maureen Ryan Griffin
Diary of a Psychotic Cat, Justin Warner
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
The Future, Dori Appel
The Girl with the Blackened Eye, Joyce Carol Oates
Girlfriends, Bridget Terry
The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Grief, Jennifer Cuccaro
He Loves Me, Ann Teplick
Hook, Line and Sinker (3), Judy Budnitz
Humoresque, Fannie Hurst
In Which I Use the F
Word More Times Than Is Probably Legal in Many States, Miss Doxie
Jesus My Bantu Butt, Barbara Lindsay
Jubilation, Florida, N. M. Kelly
Les Miserables, Victor Hugo
Losing a Glass Slipper, Emily Brauer Rogers
The Mission of Jane, Edith Wharton
Momster (2), Irene Ziegler
Most Memorable Character, Jacqueline T. Lynch
My Son, Rita Stallard
Neighborhood Watch, Wendi Aarons
Now, I know you remember so and so, Doris Davenport
Only Skin Deep, Kimberly Lester
The Other Side of Air, Jeanne Braselton
P.O.U.G.H.K.E.E.P.S.I.E., Bara Swain
Pack Job, Laura Jacqmin
The Possessed, Fydor Dostoevsky
The Princess Bride (2), William Goldman
The Queen of Chiva, Robert Crisman
The Queen of Harlem, Brian Keith Jackson
A Racial Education, Part Two (2), Gerald Early
Random Spam, Anonymous
Rappacini’s Daughter, Nathaniel Hawthorne
Rubyfruit Jungle, Rita Mae Brown
Run Away, J. Boyer
Samantha Paulson, 32; Milpitas, California, Eric Feezell
Sexing the Cherry, Jeanette Winterson
Sixteen at the Jeu De Paume, Maureen Ryan Griffin
The Speech of Polly Baker, Benjamin Franklin
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Zev Borow
Thorazine Johnny Felsun Loves Me, Thom Jones
Thoughts of a Bride on Her Wedding Day, Janice Heffernan
to be a woman, Jennifer Karmin
The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson (2), Mark Twain
The Turn of the Screw, Henry James
The Undomestic Goddess, Sophie Kinsella
Wants, Grace Paley
The Way of the Woman Warrior, Kathleen Statham
The Wedding, CC Thomas
What the Pharmacist Said, Greg Machlin
Who Am I This Time?, Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Why Are You Laughing, Tom Coash
Why I Shouldn’t Take Sudafed on an Empty Stomach, Wendi Aarons
The Witch, Francine Prose
Wuthering Heights (2), Emily Bronte
WYWH, Andrew Biss
Yellow Pickled Radish, Patricia Jang
The Yellow Wallpaper, Charlotte Perkins Gilman
MEN’S MONOLOGUES
American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis
An HR Manager Responds to Alleged Infractions, Rick Stoeckel
Babylon Revisited, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Balance Act, Ken Cormier
Benito Cereno, Herman Melville
Bob Kennedy, 56; Akron, Ohio, Eric Feezell
The Boss Is Dead (2), Ron Pullins
Brunch, Daniel Drennan
Burger King, Mark Hilringhouse
Charles Boyer Is on the Loose, Barbara Lindsay
Checkpoint (2), Nicholas Baker
Christopher Hitchens Visits St. Margaret’s School for Young Women, Where He Discovers Little Girls Aren’t Funny, Either, Kate Kershner
Clowns, Kevin Brown
The Country Husband, John Cheever
Crime and Punishment, Fydor Dostoevsky
Damn!, H. L. Mencken
Daniel Hennessy, 79; Helena, Montana, Eric Feezell
David Caruso Scolds His Cat About Its Lackadaisical Litter-box Use, Brian Graham
Decker Moody, Swimming Pool Salesman, Chuck Strangward
The Devil and Daniel Webster, Stephen Vincent Benet
The Devil Wears Prada (2), Lauren Weisberger
Do-It-Yourself, Phineas Mollod and Jason Tesauro
Down There, Laura Jacqmin
The Fall of the House of Usher, Edgar Allen Poe
Fana!, Thomas M. Kelly
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
The Girls in Their Summer Dresses, Irwin Shaw
Havris & Eli, Ken Cormier
The Hope of All, Barbara Lindsay
Humoresque, Fannie Hurst
The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Victor Hugo
I Learned the Science of Melancholy and the Art of Regret in the Backseat of Her Father’s Old Car, J. J. Steinfeld
I’m a Fool (2), Sherwood Anderson
Imagine Kissing Pete (3), John O’Hara
The Invisible Man, H. G. Wells
Ivan Hackler, Zeb Scanlan
A Lesson Before Dying (2), Ernest J. Gaines
Marjorie Daw (2), Thomas Bailey Aldrich
The More I Like Flies, Reginald McKnight
The Most Dangerous Game, Richard Connell
Mouth Hole, Wendi Aarons
My Father’s Girlfriend, Irene Ziegler
My Kid’s Dog, Ron Hansen
The New Age and You and a Very Real Place Called Hell, Zev Borow
Notes from the Underground, Fydor Dostoevsky
oldsmobile, Clay McLeod Chapman
Only Twice I’ve Wished for Heaven, Dawn Turner Trice
Oreo (2), Everett T. Burnett
The Other Side of Air, Jeanne Braselton
A Piece of Cake, Robert Crisman
A Play, Bruce Morrow
Please Take, Jason Roeder
Private First Class Reginald Malik
Edwards, Wallace Terry
The Pursuer, Julio Cortázar
Random Spam, Anonymous
Rat Bohemia (2), Sarah Schulman
The Remains of Crazy Horse (2), Douglas Schnitzspahn
Scorched Earth (2), David L. Robbins
Self-Sabotage, Matthew Ivan Bennett
Sonnet CXXXVIII, William Shakespeare
A Special Message from the American Fruit Co., Greg Machlin
Stay Down, Tammy Peacy
Tastes Like Chicken, R. T. Smith
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Zev Borow
War Is Kind, Stephen Crane
War of the Worlds, H. G. Wells
What You Know, Peter Ho Davies
When I Should Have Stopped Listening, Tim Cage
The Witch, Francine Prose
Young Goodman Brown, Nathaniel Hawthorne
Your New Personal Trainer, Jason Roeder
INDICES
MONOLOGUES BY AGE
MONOLOGUES BY TONE
MONOLOGUES BY VOICE
MONOLOGUES BY AUTHOR
RIGHTS AND PERMISSIONS
INTRODUCTION
This collection offers short, fresh monologues drawn from sources other than plays, and we’re very happy with the wide variety of works we’ve gathered—161 of them—for use in auditions, classes, competitions, or simply, for your reading pleasure.
But, perhaps our title is a bit misleading.
Certainly, you’ll find many great monologues here from literature
: novels, novellas, short stories, poems, and short-short stories. But when you search for monologue material outside the usual world of dramatic literature, you begin to see and hear—as we did—monologues everywhere: in blogs, essays, creative nonfiction, online journals, memoirs, op ed pieces, oral histories, even in e-mail spam. And all of these forms are represented in this collection.
Are they all literature
? We’ll sidestep that question and simply say that each text was chosen because it is everything a monologue should be: a short, self-contained, well-written excerpt that features a unique voice or character, and contains some change in thought, emotion, or action. Each offers an intriguing glimpse into the mind or life of a captivating persona.
Literature? Who cares? They’re good monologues.
How to use this book. At the back of this volume, you’ll find all 161 monologues indexed according to age, tone, and voice, to help identify those most suited to your needs:
AGE is noted exactly only when specified by the author. More often, we’ve indicated an age range (20s, 20s-30s). In some instances, we’ve used a plus sign to show the character could be older than indicated, as in 40+. Use our suggested ranges as a general guide.
TONE refers to whether a monologue falls into one of the following general categories: comic, dramatic, or seriocomic.
VOICE refers to indications of class, geography, ethnicity, nationality, or sexual identity that may help performers gain entry into an individual character, or closely match
themselves to a character. The language of any text will reveal a certain level of education, class, or knowledge. Sometimes, however, a monologue arises out of specific cultural experience, demonstrated either through content or language. Those are the selections you’ll find listed in the Voice
index.
Additional indexes list the works by Author, and those that are Classical works. (Classical
and contemporary
refer to when the monologue was written, not necessarily when the character is speaking. Classical
texts are those that were written prior to the early 1920s.)
Whenever possible, we’ve attempted to excerpt monologues with a minimum of editing. Where editing was necessary, omissions are indicated by parenthetical ellipses (…). All other ellipses were part of the original text.
We offer appropriately brief contexts to help you gain some entry into the monologues. But, of course, in order to fully understand and ultimately embody the characters, you are strongly advised to read the play, novel, poem, (or blog) from which the monologue was drawn. Whether stepping out of a bathtub or stepping into a fight, each speaker is specifically located, both physically and psychologically. The greater context must be fully explored in order to answer the all-important questions: who, what, when, where, why.
And finally, if you are drawn to a particular monologue, by all means track down more works by that writer. While monologue hunting, we were fortunate to have been introduced to many new and talented voices. Enjoy.
WOMEN’S MONOLOGUES
A Suburban Mother Tells Her 12-Year-Old Neighbor How To Make His Street Gang More Powerful
Wendi Aarons
Online Journal Entry F,
30s-40s
Contemporary
Comic
Let’s start with what you and your homies
call yourselves. It needs to be something tough. Menacing. For example, Crips,
Bloods,
the Latin Kings
—all badass.
Your name, the Wildflower Estates Mafia,
while geographically accurate, doesn’t exactly make one grab one’s purse and blow one’s rape whistle. I know you’re creative, Jeremy. Remember when you spray-painted NOT A MILF
on my fence? Use that great imagination of yours and come up with a name that’s just a bit more intimidating. My husband suggests the Future Cell Bitches of America.
Each gang needs to have its own special color so they know who to shoot. Unfortunately, most of the butch colors, like red, blue, and black, have already been taken by the big names. But here’s an idea: chartreuse. Subtle, yet powerful and unexpected at the same time. You might like it. (I know your mom does.) And regarding outfits, I just have one note: Gangbangers usually wear only one simple, well-placed bandanna on their bodies—not soccer uniforms with their last names on the back. Think, Jeremy. (…) You’re in middle school now. Time to get organized and up the ante. I think this could be the year your larcenies make the move from petty to grand. You guys just need to apply yourselves.
(…) I wish you and your posse lots of luck. And remember, the homeowners’ association doesn’t need to know anything about those little smelly plants you found under my deck.
The Aftermath
Laura Edwards
Blog Entry
M/F, 20+
Contemporary
Dramatic
A woman—angry, sad, grievous—speaks to her dead husband.
So… I started this foundation.
I took the pictures of your eyes rolled back and frozen in eternal surprise, your open mouth, and your unnatural pose on the dining room floor, and I turned it into a foundation. People are getting the things they need because you died. Through my penance, they’re getting blankets and food and medical care.
I’ve been on Oprah, given to the orphans—heck,