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I Won't Bite, If You Don't Shoot: Simple Rules Of How Zombies and Humans Can Date and Be Friends
By Rachel Lang
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Hi I'm Rachel Lang. I write about Zombie attacks. I would like to write other things so please read this book.
By the way this book contains lots of course language and sexual references. So there I warned you.
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