65 Colours of Rainbow
By Smit Kapila
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are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live
with things that are less than perfect.”
In this highly competitive world, life of corporate work-force is
full of all kinds of strain and stress. There is no way we can escape
from our jobs and its work pressure, but we can certainly counter
it by enriching the fun and laughter quotient at work.
65 Colours of Rainbow is a collection of sixty-five short stories
and caricatures based on real life, work-related incidents. This
pleasingly warm collection writes with terrifying compassion
about the things that matter most.
The distinctive narrative caricatures demonstrate how
extraordinary the ordinary can be!!
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65 Colours of Rainbow - Smit Kapila
SMIT KAPILA
SriShti
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First published by Srishti Publishers & Distributors in 2018
Text and illustrations copyright © Smit Kapila, 2018
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This is a work of fiction. The characters, places, organisations and events described in this book are either a work of the author’s imagination or have been used fictitiously. Any resemblance to people, living or dead, places, events, communities or organisations is purely coincidental.
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
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Dedicated to
my family, friends and colleagues.
Contents
Introduction
1. The Chip
2. The interview
3. The white board
4. The Antivirus
5. Sleep
6. The busy Fellow
7. The Limping Leg
8. The Break
9. The Toffee
10. The Training
11. The Feedback
12. The Rest Room
13. The Telephone Call
14. The bluff
15. The Mail
16. The Party
17. Team work
18. The Pantry
19. The Transfer
20. The Couple
21. The badge
22. The Marriage
23. The Tape Recorder
24. The Boss
25. The Loo
26. The Philosopher
27. The Drive
28. The VNC
29. The Atheist
30. The Compilation
31. The Microphone
32. The Bus
33. The Shy Guy
34. The Hands Free
35. The Chatting
36. The Coupon
37. The Lift
38. The Love Story
39. The Printout
40. The Sick Leave
41. The Mobile
42. The Job Portal
43. The SMS
44. The April Fool
45. The Festival
46. The Toothpaste
47. The Reply
48. The Draft
49. The Roman
50. The Accident
51. The TCON
52. The Explanation
53. The Brain
54. The Fall
55. The Recruitment
56. The Lock
57. The Bank Balance
58. The Pronunciation
59. The Pretender
60. The Pink Slip
61. The wife
62. The Photo
63. The Clock
64. The Red Indian
65. The Reason
My Message
Introduction
In today’s highly competitive world, I find that the life of an engineer is full of stress and work pressure. Since there is no way we can escape from our jobs, what we can do is make fun and laughter a part of our workplace. Well, all of us have our own funny workplace stories. The funny and weird incidents that take place at work always make us laugh and can lighten one’s mood lessening the negative effects of work related stress on our minds.
This book will not give you ways to become successful but it will focus on making you understand on how to extract happiness, pleasure and joy from day to day incidents that take place around you at the workplace and how that can turn your workplace into a fun place.
I will share stories of my colleagues and friends and the weird, but funny incidents, that happened at their workplaces.
The Chip
The IT industry has expanded and grown enormously in the past few decades. Though, our older generation is not quite aware of this technology that we work on.
It was the month of July. This is the time of the year when engineers enter the real world leaving the dream world of their colleges behind. One day, a new recruit, who had joined the organization just a week ago, arrived at the office in a furious state.
When asked the reason for his anger, he narrated this story. On his way to office, he had called up his native place which was somewhere in Punjab. His mother was enquiring about his general well being and so on. Very excited that he had joined one of the top IT giants in the country, he was sharing his experiences about his new job and people there. His mother, a homemaker, was not able to understand most of the ‘jargon’ that her ‘grown up’ son was using, and asked him to explain what kind of work he was involved in.
The guy told her with great pride, Mom, I make (design is what he actually meant) chips. These are integrated circuits called ICs.
In the same breath, his mother replied,