Things get started with a bang as we attempt to interview poor, gullable Gluupor for an unpaid internship. We explore the railroading that gets us captured, none of us are particularly bothered by Bastila's torture, we meet Discount Darth Vader face to face, Jolee gets to do some heroic mind tricks, and finally... yes, finally... we learn the truth about our character's roots in an exciting denuement! Also: is Alderaan really the Portland of Star Wars? Are Jedis basically ninjas? Did Bastila really have to sacrifice herself?  This week on Square Roots: THE LEVIATHAN! Next week on Square Roots: We navigate the twisty turns of Korriban! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Vince Carrola, check out his great work at: https://www.youtube.com/user/VJC222