Help Me Get Elected

By Elton Camp Ron was a member of the fifty-three percent But it was belly-up that his company went I have to fire people, the new owner said So that this firm wont operate in the red. It was into his IRA Ron was forced to dip Now he mows yards & gives burgers a flip Although he works days and half the night He doesnt owe any income tax--not quite Is he a moocher who just barely ekes by One who could do better if hed just try? So it was to Rons extreme irritation A robocall asked him for a donation I dont care a bit about folks like you, But ask your vote & contribution, too. That guy who is in there now is a scamp What you should do is come into my camp. This arrogant call Ron absolutely does hate Though he is only a lowly ward of the state

Insult me and then ask for help!