Professional Documents
Culture Documents
La Sangria ...........................................................................................................................1
Persian Persuasion .............................................................................................................1
Petrus Romanus ..................................................................................................................2
What is Logos? ....................................................................................................................3
Mi Chicana Mexicana ........................................................................................................3
Deconstructing the Tower of Babel....................................................................................4
Society Sucks! .....................................................................................................................6
Character Development ......................................................................................................6
Pater Roaster .......................................................................................................................7
Letter to Destiny... ...............................................................................................................8
How We Think ....................................................................................................................9
The Mighty Oak ................................................................................................................10
A Tree in the Forest ..........................................................................................................12
'Round-the-way' Girl ........................................................................................................12
A Feeling so Sublime ........................................................................................................13
Covergirl ............................................................................................................................13
The Price ...........................................................................................................................14
Older than Jesus ...............................................................................................................15
Birthday Wishes ................................................................................................................16
Time No Longer ................................................................................................................16
A Bat Without a Cave .......................................................................................................17
Jehovah Arithmetic ...........................................................................................................17
Ears 2 Hear .......................................................................................................................18
The Goddess Diane ...........................................................................................................19
Ægyptus .............................................................................................................................21
Da Real Miss America ......................................................................................................21
Joker's Wild.......................................................................................................................22
Some Antics .......................................................................................................................24
Mediatrix Reloaded ...........................................................................................................29
Women's Rites? .................................................................................................................30
BusyCon Man....................................................................................................................32
We Speak As One ..............................................................................................................33
The Desert .........................................................................................................................33
Rosemary ...........................................................................................................................34
Liebesbrief .........................................................................................................................38
Cosmetology ......................................................................................................................38
Miracles God Can't Perform ............................................................................................43
HEART-BROKEN!!! .......................................................................................................47
Miracles God Can Perform...............................................................................................48
True Blue...........................................................................................................................49
The Patchwork Balloon ....................................................................................................50
Love-life.............................................................................................................................51
Some Choice Words ..........................................................................................................52
Harvest Home....................................................................................................................52
Logical Circus ...................................................................................................................53
Humor in Cuneiform ........................................................................................................54
Weird Science....................................................................................................................57
Quasi-Land........................................................................................................................66
Them Other Land..............................................................................................................67
Epistle to the Black Churches .........................................................................................68
Promised Land ..................................................................................................................69
The Wild Horseman ..........................................................................................................70
Missions Impossible ..........................................................................................................70
By What Death ..................................................................................................................72
Pray-cation ........................................................................................................................72
Jamaica Queens ................................................................................................................74
Miami (Mi amiga) .............................................................................................................75
Who Am I? ........................................................................................................................75
Sick Christian....................................................................................................................76
Fortune Cookie Wisdom ...................................................................................................79
Tiger of Lanzhou...............................................................................................................81
The Time of Night is Bleak...............................................................................................82
Forever and a Day?...........................................................................................................82
1-2-3-4-5-6.........................................................................................................................85
For Ever You.....................................................................................................................86
Cataclysm ..........................................................................................................................86
Like... .................................................................................................................................93
My Forever Lover..............................................................................................................94
Kite String Theory.............................................................................................................94
Pinhead..............................................................................................................................95
Virtual Reality ...................................................................................................................96
Now I Won.........................................................................................................................97
It's About Time! ................................................................................................................97
The Great Faith Debate ..................................................................................................100
I Can... .............................................................................................................................102
Jamaican Duppy-Story ...................................................................................................104
Jeringalem.......................................................................................................................104
Silly Sally .........................................................................................................................105
Is-Real and Is-Lame........................................................................................................106
Burned at the Stake.........................................................................................................107
Sweet Reina .....................................................................................................................109
Precious Princess ............................................................................................................109
Blackballed! ....................................................................................................................110
Forever Learning ............................................................................................................111
¿El Pueblo Unido? ..........................................................................................................111
The Box and the Bottle ...................................................................................................113
Caramel Limericks..........................................................................................................114
The Burden of Irie ..........................................................................................................115
Helen of Tyre...................................................................................................................118
The Last Temptation of Ulysses......................................................................................119
Terminator X ...................................................................................................................120
Genetic Exchange Student .............................................................................................122
African Dream.................................................................................................................127
Di Cleva Ruse ..................................................................................................................128
Edensong .........................................................................................................................130
California Screamin' ......................................................................................................131
Tinsel Town .....................................................................................................................134
Asian Persuasion ............................................................................................................134
Jobama ............................................................................................................................135
The FOX and the Wolf ...................................................................................................138
Responsibility ..................................................................................................................140
The Original Bail-out .....................................................................................................140
Dr. Feelgood....................................................................................................................141
Why'm I Angry?! ............................................................................................................150
Insane in the Membrane.................................................................................................151
POW*MIA.......................................................................................................................152
Holding On......................................................................................................................152
The NewTen Commandments ........................................................................................153
Bad Chemistry .................................................................................................................155
Chemical Reactions.........................................................................................................157
This World is Hell!..........................................................................................................160
Chemical Solution...........................................................................................................160
Gay Messiah ....................................................................................................................166
New World Disorder .......................................................................................................167
The 12-Schlep Program ..................................................................................................169
Riot of Fire ......................................................................................................................182
The Brave Knight ............................................................................................................184
Sir Petralot ......................................................................................................................186
Prayer Chains..................................................................................................................186
Work Daze .......................................................................................................................190
Solomon's Goddess .........................................................................................................191
Mujer Mejor ....................................................................................................................191
Understanding the Trinity ..............................................................................................192
Love Can..........................................................................................................................195
Are Mormons Christians? ..............................................................................................195
Are JWs Saved?...............................................................................................................204
Is Scientology a Cult? .....................................................................................................205
The Cult of Self-Realization ...........................................................................................206
Protestink! .......................................................................................................................207
A Letter from St. Jerome to Pope Saint Damasus I.......................................................208
Jesus Didn't Die For My Sins!! .....................................................................................209
Bad Religion....................................................................................................................209
The Shakespeare Code....................................................................................................211
The Contestant ................................................................................................................215
Blake's Take ....................................................................................................................216
Gangster Gospel .............................................................................................................216
The Doors ........................................................................................................................217
Obsession.........................................................................................................................224
I Ain't No N*gger!! ........................................................................................................224
The Semiotics of God ......................................................................................................225
I Am Me (Emma I)..........................................................................................................226
I Neva Knew ....................................................................................................................227
Sgt. Pepper's Dictionary .................................................................................................228
Bedsheets .........................................................................................................................231
Papa Don't Preach! ........................................................................................................233
A Beautiful Mind ............................................................................................................233
Why Must I Study?..........................................................................................................236
School Prayer ..................................................................................................................236
It's a Hazmat Life............................................................................................................236
Thai-dye...........................................................................................................................243
Fun-n-Games ..................................................................................................................244
Imagine I'm an Enigma..................................................................................................245
Greta und die Gestapo.....................................................................................................246
Rough Love .....................................................................................................................247
True Reflections ..............................................................................................................248
Litter Alley .......................................................................................................................249
Jamaican 'Duppy' Story .................................................................................................255
How to Handle Self-Abuse .............................................................................................256
Priest Fatigue ..................................................................................................................257
Café Demetrio .................................................................................................................258
Marriage Vows ................................................................................................................262
Satanic Santa ..................................................................................................................263
The Night Before SEXmas .............................................................................................267
Dr. Mindbender...............................................................................................................268
Elegy ................................................................................................................................275
Theory of Devolution ......................................................................................................276
Is Grace Illegal?..............................................................................................................277
Falasha ............................................................................................................................282
Nights in White Satin......................................................................................................283
See You at the Turnstile! ................................................................................................283
The Eavesdropper ...........................................................................................................285
The Art of Pillow-Fu.......................................................................................................285
New Jack Church............................................................................................................286
Levirate Marriage ...........................................................................................................288
Prayer to Isis....................................................................................................................290
Moonlighting Strangers..................................................................................................292
¡Llame Ahora!.................................................................................................................293
The Winding Path ...........................................................................................................296
Play Ball!.........................................................................................................................296
Star-Power.......................................................................................................................302
Dirty-Talkin'....................................................................................................................304
A Haiku 4 You Too... ......................................................................................................305
Foreplay
The fewer the people who read this book,
the greater its success.
(This work contains language suitable for miners, but not for minors.
You dig?)
Persian Persuasion
Blessed Virgin of Elam,
My tongue is soaked in spice
ready to surprise you when we kiss.
My love burns for you
as the fires of Zoroaster.
Hide my flame in the caves of Tehran
as the sandstorm threatens to extinguish it;
And it shall surely bless thee, desert Delilah,
as your delicate shoulders feel the coarse hairs
of the Persian rug on which you lie.
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Petrus Romanus
I am the great Prophet -- that was, and is (which I guess would make me
a whiz!) Nevertheless, I am sent by the Blessed Virgin Mary to preach
her gospel in an era of mass-media, mass-culture, mass-consumption
and mass-destruction. We are entering an age of mass-communication
and mass-transit. We are entering critical mass! Hell, we've got more
mass than Massachusetts! And that reminds me, when was the last time
you attended Mass, you goddamn sinner!
I am the one we've been waiting for... The Apparition who communicates
with me (the Blessed Virgin Mary) has entrusted me, her loyal and most
humble servant, I, Petrus Romanus (accent on the a!) to tell the people of
the late great planet Earth that if we don't get our sh*t together, our
nation will be brought to its knees faster than a Dutch foreign exchange
student on prom night!
So what's the answer? Well, if told you that, you probably wouldn't buy
my book. So, I'll make a deal with you, I'll put the answer in my
aforementioned book, and if you read it and don't instantly convert to
Roman Catholicism, I'll refund your money. So what have you got to
lose? -- Try my product!
Blessed are those who read this book, for they shall laugh so hard, their
face will hurt... wait! -- that's not a blessing!... (or is it?...)
What is Logos?
In the Beginning was the Logos,
and the Logos was with God,
and the Logos was God.
What is Logos? Logos does not mean Logic -- It means Word. All
logical arguments require a premise except the following: "If nothing,
then nothing." Therefore, only an empty universe would be a logical
universe. The Universe exists, therefore it is not logical, it is
grammatical.
"Not logical" does not mean "imperfect." Existence is made perfect in its
opposition to non-existence. God explains himself to Moses by using the
logical argument "I AM that I AM." It is circular logic. Circular logic is
not a logical fallacy or else all logical arguments are false due to the fact
that all logical arguments require a premise that cannot be logically
supported. Therefore, there is no logical fallacy or imperfection in the
logic of God. However, God does operate on the divine premise of her
own consciousness, which is to say, she knows she is alive. But how
does God know she is alive? -- the same way you know you are alive --
You think, therefore you are.
Mi Chicana Mexicana
¡Chicita bonita de la Veracrúz!
¿Donde estan tus mejillas rosas?
Al noche, cuando leyendo los escritos santos
(haciendo viajes nuevos
a la Guadalupe por la Señora),
yo recuerdo los boleros en la calle sentamentál.
Mientras, yo te veo en la cuerpa de la guitarra,
cantando 'La Paloma' en la luce de luna
(memorias de las aztecas antiguas tambien.)
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Deconstructing the Tower of
Babel
The builders of the Tower of Babel were motivated by their desire to
make a name for themselves:
(Gen 11:4) And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top
may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad
upon the face of the whole earth.
People already had a name (or identity), but they were not satisfied with
their God-given name. They were in search of a new name, a new
identity, a new definition, a new way to see themselves in relation to God
and each other. Thus, it was the people's ambition and not God's
intervention that led to the confusion of language.
(Acts 17:21) (For all the Athenians and strangers which were there spent their
time in nothing else, but either to tell, or to hear some new thing.)
(1 Cor 1:22) For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
(2 Tim 3:1-2, 7) This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, 7Ever
learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
(Ecc 1:9) The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is
done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
Character Development
A Literary Figure
His style is his substance; His method is his madness; His form is his
function; His art is his life; His fact is his fiction; His pen is his sword,
cutting through pseudo-intellectual layers of false dichotomies to draw
Blood from Wisdom spilled on a digital page.
A literary figure is not afraid either to say his peace or to keep it. A
literary figure is prepared to be impoverished, imprisoned or impaled for
the sake of his angelic impresario. As a prophet is not accepted in his
own country, neither is a literary figure accepted in his own lifetime.
A Literary N*gger
A literary n*gger talks the talk, but cannot walk the walk because it was
all small talk outlined in police chalk. A literary n*gger takes his chick to
the flick, then creeks in through the back door marked "exit-only" cuz
that's what everybody else is... A literary n*gger wills himself ignorant in
order to suck the fiduciary dyck of the devil quick (just as his children
will and his children's children spill unto the third and fourth generation),
before staring up at him to ask, "So what'd you think?"
Pater Roaster
OUR Father, who art on earth
Basketball be thy game!?
Thy business run, thy will have fun
On earth as it is your heaven
Give us your pay, we always said
And forget us our rent,
as we forget those who lent the rent to us
And lead us not into starvation,
but deliver us a pizza
For thine is a symptom of much sorrow and worry
(Whichever is better)
Oh man!
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Letter to Destiny...
breathtaking complexity
and thematic multiplicity
rivaling that of a Beethoven Symphony
or a medieval tapestry
(Zeph 3:9) For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all
call upon the name of the Lord, to serve him with one consent.
Just as there are three letters in the Divine Name (H, W and Y), and three
races of humanity (Hamitic, Semitic, and Japhetic), there are three steps
to the thought process (expression, impression, and comprehension).
First, a thought is spoken. Then, it is heard. Then, it is understood.
But once one has released his or her thought, how can one hear again the
thought that he or she had released? It must reverberate in the mind! --
that is, it must strike against the fabric of the Universe and strike back as
an echo.
When you speak out loud, your vocal chords strike the air, which then
travels to your eardrums, striking them and allowing you to hear yourself
speak. You hear yourself think the same way you hear yourself speak.
The thought wave is sounded and then echoes back.
When you visualize an image, the image that your mind generates
reverberates off the Universe and travels back into your mind, allowing
you to see the image. There is no differentiation between sight and sound
as both travel in waves (higher frequencies for light and lower
frequencies for sound). Therefore, both are sonic, verbal, constructed on
the Divine Name, Yahweh. This is how Man thinks -- this is how God
thinks. Just as you cannot hear yourself speak in a vacuum, you cannot
hear yourself think without the Universe. Therefore, because you are
thinking, the Universe must be real. Another name for the Universe is
God.
Weeping willow,
Tell me why
In your pillow
Doth you cry?
Could it be
The bitter frost
Telling thee
That thou art lost?
Drooping bow
And tender leaf,
(Asking how
In disbelief!);
Let your heart
Be troubled not
(Taking part
In this your lot).
Let it go
And let God in.
Let the snow
Remove thy sin.
Then no longer
Wilt thou cry,
But grow stronger
By and by.
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The reason why the Bible can predict the future is because God knows
what has already happened, not what will happen. God has no clue as to
what will happen. She saw the serpent in the Garden of Eden after he
showed up, not before. God was completely surprised by the serpent
AND SURE AS HELL DIDN'T PUT HIM THERE!!
'Round-the-way' Girl
They call me a schizophrenic, but I'm torn...
One of my personalities wants you to straddle me;
the other one wants you to strangle me.
Which of my personas do you obey?
One of my personalities wants to hold you;
the other wants to scold you.
One wants to take you out;
but the other will fake you out.
Which do you obey?
One wants to disrobe you;
the other wants to dis and rob you.
Which one do you obey?
One wants to sex you up;
the other wants to set you up.
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One wants to hang with you;
the other will leave you hanging.
Which do you obey? Which do you obey?
A Feeling so Sublime
The phenomenon of sublimity proves the notion that we think in a
different language than that which we speak. When we think the
inexpressible thought or find ourselves at a loss for words, we are
thinking in pure Hebrew. We become hopelessly unable to find the right
word or phrase that would tangibly express these sublime thoughts as we
are desperately struggling to translate the raw Hebrew into a "tongue"
language. Authors and poets spend their lives in pursuit of the right
word, the right turn of phrase, the right je ne sais quoi! Artists diligently
seek after the perfect color or texture, the graceful brushstroke, the
indelible smile on the Mona Lisa! Musicians also labor endlessly to
create the perfect sound, the right rhythmic cadence, the harmony and the
tone color that best reflects the subtle sublime moment of divine
inspiration. It is a glorious and excellent exercise when done to the glory
of Christ!
Covergirl
A picture is worth a thousand words,
but your face is worth a thousand pictures.
Why then am I at a loss for words?
Maybe my vocabulary is not big enough;
or maybe the angels in heaven,
knowing the pure angelic language of heaven,
would (as I am) be dumbfounded.
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The Price
Press
Reporters
Investigating
Corporate
Excesses
Peter
Righteously
Insisting
Christ
Existed
People's
Republic
Imprisoning
Chinese
Evangelists
Pastors
Reaching
Insightful
Conclusions
Eventually
Prosperity
Ruined
In
Christian
Endtimes
Pauline
Revision
Is
Circumcision's
Extinction
Play
Rewind
Insert
Copy
Eject
Please
Remember
It
Cannot
End
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∞ - 10 billion = ∞
∞/10 billion = ∞
There was never a time when God wasn't. Nor will there ever be a time
when God isn't. Time does not exist as a commodity although I've heard
of it potentially being traded in the futures market. Nevertheless, if
someone tries to sell you their sick days, remember the one whose words
are health to the bones, and who has bought us all the time we need --
paid in full, paid in his blood.
20/∞ = 70/∞
(Ecc 1:9) The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is
done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
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Although Shekhinah is not in the process of counting to infinity, she has
somehow counted to a number that she hasn't yet counted to. Perhaps
mathematics has no term for a number that is real, but not precise. Thus,
the last moment of eternity really does occur, but never exactly -- we are
forever living in the last day of Creation, a kind of Perpetual Sabbath:
(Ex 20:11) For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that
in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath
day, and hallowed it.
Birthday Wishes
May the day of your birth
Be filled with mirth.
May the following year
Be filled with cheer.
And whatever you do,
May the good Lord bless you
Cuz this day is for you
And yours, my dear.
Time No Longer
Time as we know it is an illusion produced by motion. The setting of the
sun produces days. The phases of the moon create months. The cycle of
the seasons produces years. The birth of a child creates a generation.
Take away the births, the seasons, the moon phases, the sunsets, and
what have you got? -- Time no longer.
However, we do move in our dreams. Scientists call this REM (rapid eye
movement) sleep. Our brains emit electrical discharges that generate
entire dreamscapes filled with every sight, sound, and sensation of the
real world. This dream world is called into existence by the strength of
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our will and we ourselves are the terrifying demigods of this broken,
nonsensical and oftentimes nightmarish creation.
Jehovah Arithmetic
Shekhinah witnessed the world created before she created it. But before
she could create, she had to live. And before she could live, she had to be
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born of Jehovah. There is nothing before Jehovah. Jehovah is the Raw
Universe, the Essence, the Four-Letter Word, the Four Greek Elements,
the Four Sound Waves, the Four Cardinal Directions. He is mindless,
godless, pure Ultimate Reality. He is the pure Mathematical Law, which
not even God cannot transcend. Neither can any devil or demon
transgress the Law of Math. The miracles of the Bible are within the
potential of a technically advanced human civilization to perform.
Tractor beams, holographic projectors, cloaking devices and food
replicators cover the bulk of them. We already have holographic
projectors now and the U.S. military is working on cloaking technology.
A simple nuclear weapon could take care of Sodom!
(Ex 14:21) and the Lord caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that
night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.
Ears 2 Hear
Everywhere you hear me
Hoping you'll come near me
Hoping you won't fear me
Hoping you'll revere me
He is real, I swear it
Trust that you are near it
Take your cross and bear it
Now you've got the spirit
Shekhinah doesn't know she's alive until somebody says her name. Her
existence is confirmed in the salutation. Michelangelo painted a fresco of
Adam extending his hand to God and God extending his hand back to
him, their two fingers touching. Without that connection, that touch, that
mutual acknowledgement, the Sistine Chapel falls apart. Just as we are
lost without God, God is lost without us.
The Bible says that a matter can only be established in the mouth of two
or three witnesses. The mutual witness between God and man provides
the salutation (or touch) necessary to establish all the matter in the
Universe. Shekhinah is born the moment we speak the Divine Name.
When we call upon the name of the LORD, she sees herself in our hearts
just as we see ourselves in her creation.
But when we begin to see ourselves in God's creation, and see the Son of
God in our neighbors and friends, even in our enemies, and reach out to
others the same way Adam reached out to God, then we break free from
this world -- crossing over from death to life. It is as if we are reborn!
Some Christians call it being baptized by fire! But without our
acknowledgement, God does not see herself and cannot live. It is as if
she were aborted. She cannot bless -- she cannot save!
(Ps 30:9) What profit is there in my blood, when I go down to the pit? Shall the
dust praise thee? shall it declare thy truth? 10Hear, O Lord, and have mercy
upon me: Lord, be thou my helper.
Ægyptus
Why do I find you so perfect,
dark-eyed daughter of Ishmael?
Because you know all and speak not?
Come with me to the valleys of Noph;
Lie with me in the tents of Lubim
as our camels drink from a hidden oasis
(of a never-ending caravan.)
Joker's Wild
Everyone asks me, "Petrus, how do you do it? How do come up with all these
jokes?" to which I respond, "What jokes?"
But if you really want to know the secret to a good joke, I offer you, mon
chéri, a valuable piece of advice (as opposed to an invaluable one?)
Rule #1: Don't try to be funny. Nothing's more hilarious than someone
who's dead serious. Likewise, do not laugh at your own jokes. The worst
thing that ever happened to American comedy was the introduction of
the laugh track. Conversely, the golden era for American comedy was
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the black-and-white era -- the era of Gleason and Lucy! -- live audiences,
live orchestras, live broadcasts and dead air!
Rule #2: Don't rely on formulas. A true joke doesn't come from the
technique it employs. For instance, if I say 'Jacob married Rachel, but
woke up with Leah,' that would be ironic. But if I remember how Jacob
tricked his father Isaac by pretending to be Esau, that would be
Seinfeld's last episode! We find it funny not because of the double irony
per se, but because we all inhabit a fundamentally paradoxical world --
we are at once flesh and at once spirit, gloriously vacillating between the
mundane and the divine!; but modern comics bastardize the techniques
by making them 'about the technique' and not about the Reality from
which these techniques find their 'genesis' (pun intended!)
Rule #3: Look around you and don't be afraid to ask the big questions --
like:
• Why do American women want to dress like Europeans and Europeans want to
dress like Americans?
• Why do we fire school teachers who strip on weekends, but mandate sex
education to under-aged children?
• Why do we see ads on cable TV when we're already paying for it? Why can't
we buy cable channels à la carte?
• Why isn't the federal telephone excise tax an abridgment of free speech?
• If money is speech, than why isn't all taxation an abridgment of free speech?
• Why does CNN show 911 victims leaping to their deaths, but blots out the
image of an Alaskan turkey slaughter?
• Why is PETA against shooting carnivorous animals that are likely to rip apart
their bodyweight in harmless herbivores daily?
• Why are White sports like hunting and fishing legal but Black and Latino
sports like cockfighting and dog fighting are outlawed?
• Why is a football player punished for making dogs fight, but rewarded for
brutalizing human beings on the football field?
• How is Barack the first black president when the last one was an illiterate
alcoholic, and the one before him was a sax-playing womanizer?
• How can you be against the war but for the troops (and it's an all-volunteer
army!)
• Why are we borrowing from our children in order to finance their abortions?
• Was our saviour pierced for our iniquities with an American-flag lapel pin?
• If white people live longer than black people, why is the retirement age the
same for both?
• If the government pays for my healthcare and end-of-life counselling, will the
government also pay for my deep-fried twinkies if I chose to die of a heart-
attack?
Some Antics
Before we proceed, let's clear up some terminology...
Jehovah
The BVM
Not the historic virgin, but the Goddess whom the historic virgin
metaphorically represents in scripture. As Creator and coRedemptoris,
She speaks directly to us through her popes, prophets and priests via the
inspiration of the Holy Spirit, Saints, Angels and Apparitions, and on
behalf of her Son LORD Christ whose soul and body she herself
Resurrected, and on behalf of the Father ABBA who is the
Personification of Ultimate Reality. This is the third secret of Fatima:
That Catholicism is a goddess religion with the BVM as its Deity.
Soul
The sum total of a person's memories and experiences. All Christians are
of the same spirit, but each individual possesses a different and unique
soul.
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Your soul is what you are;
Your spirit is who you are;
Your body is where you are.
If a man were a computer, the soul would be the memory, the spirit
would be the electricity, and the body would be the hardware.
In order for iLife to function properly, at least two of the networks must
be online simultaneously. However, when Peter violated the 'God
Command', he corrupted the Jesus network with his 'Sin-attacks Error'.
This threatened to shut down both Jesus and Peter, which would in turn
shut down Mary (being as iLife cannot function with less than two
simultaneously-running networks).
When Peter realized his error, he repented for his disobedience of the
'God Command' and feared sinning against him, receiving the 'Firewall
Baptism', activating a new protocol: if sin, then do not run.
Peter tried to deliver this software to the Jesus network, but the damage
had already been done and all of its networked computers were already
malfunctioning as a result of the Fatal Error. Not even the Archangel
Michael could prevent that Dragon in the day that 1/3 of the networks
rebelled. Meanwhile, as the virus spread, it threatened to infect Mary.
But before sin could taint Mary, the Angel Gabriel forwarded the anti-sin
protocol, allowing her to resist the original sin virus. However, because
sin was released into the iLife system in advance the New Protocol
update, the Dragon threatened to shut down Mary before the Gabriel
forward could get to her, and with both Jesus and Mary corrupted by sin,
Peter's 'Firewall Baptism' wouldn't matter (being as iLife cannot function
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with less than two simultaneously-running networks). There had to be a
way to forestall sin long enough to give Mary the opportunity adopt the
New Protocol, not mention the fact that the New Protocol had to be dead-
accurate, inerrant, and settled in Heaven.
But who could forestall sin long enough? How about a guy who was
born in a stall! Hence, one of the individual hubs (or Branches) of the
corrupt Jesus network (who himself was not yet corrupted), volunteered
himself to be baptized with Peter's Firewall, maintaining it as he himself
went down with the network. This gave Gabriel the cosmic time to
Annunciate Mary with the same Protocol, allowing her to resist any
further 'Sin-attacks Errors' (including the initial one that Peter had
originally devised).
Spirit
(Luke 23:46) And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into
thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
(Rom 8:14-17) For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of
God. 15For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but ye have
received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, Father. 16The Spirit
itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God: 17And if
children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we
suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.
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Women's Rites?
John Paul II affirmed the Church's position against female ordination, but
wisely abstained from formalizing this sacred tradition in an ex ecclesia
statement (which no pope ever will being as it is not a matter of 'faith or
morals'). Nevertheless, it is incumbent upon all faithful to heed this
instruction.
But just as Jacob wrestled with the Angel, it is equally incumbent on all
faithful to work to overturn this precedent from within the Church
hierarchy and without schism. Remember that the LORD anointed David
after having first determined Saul to be king.
It is the express desire of the Blessed Virgin Mary that women be treated
as equals, fully vested with an identical spirit to that of men, though they
are physically complementary; and that women be ordained as priests,
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bishops, archbishops -- all the way up! But it is not necessary to the
gospel for this to happen, though it would be more expedient for it not to
happen according to the Spirit.
Sex is not the same as race because a horse of another color is still a
horse! -- and some of us are zebras, too! But while men and women have
a special relationship -- the masculine desiring the feminine and vice
versa -- we understand that there is no thought that a man can think,
which a woman couldn't either. Where we differ is not in intellect, but in
experience. Women experience life fundamentally different than we do
and that experience can be a valuable asset in the workplace. Ever heard
of women's intuition? Women in particular can be very wise to subtle
cues and hints that often elude us men who (let's face it...) can't take a
hint! The ability of a woman to size up a situation and read between the
lines can also offer a pivotal advantage in a delicate negotiation -- not to
mention the ability to fake-cry! But then again, you would likely have
also an increased social sensibility, were you to navigate your way
through life's straits in so un-sturdy a vessel...
Now, women are the fairer sex precisely because they are the weaker
sex. When Justin Timberlake sang about bringing sexy back, the artist
formerly known as Prince countered that sexy never left. Nevertheless,
just because men belong on top in the bedroom, doesn't necessarily mean
that they should always be on top in the boardroom! After all, women do
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have great assets... (and the longer you hold onto them, the greater their
liquidity!;)
Busecon Man
Meltdown
Corporate greed
Underwriting private need
As the world hangs in the balance sheet
On a stock agent's screen on the floor of Wall Street
Scandal
Dow-Jones ticker
Above an Obama-Biden sticker
As televised images of jobless figures flicker
And toxic hedge fund dividends grow increasingly thicker
Crisis
In God We Trust?
As the housing market boom turns bust
And the rich kids' silver spoons begin to rust
Big government takeovers help to make the world more just
Bailout
Fannie and Freddie
Spending projects shovel-ready
Republican attacks sound increasingly petty
As requests for TARP funds by major corporations grow steady
TARP
Stimulus package
Troubled assets -- hard to manage
Democrats vowing to repair the damage
While at the same time attempting to redefine marriage
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We Speak As One
I asked Mary, How did I come to faith?
Did I believe after seeing the cross?
Or did I see the cross after believing?
Did the cross bring me to faith?
Or did faith bring me to the cross?
Did I choose Jesus?
Or did Jesus choose me?
The Desert
I drilled for oil. But in order to get to the oil, I first had to cross a desert.
Once I had crossed the desert, I had to penetrate it. I had to bring what
was underneath the desert up to the surface. There are winds in the
desert, and mirages. It is easy to become lost.
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I came across a man in the desert -- a camel trader. He told me where I
could find oil. He said that oil could be found in the desert. That is why
I came to the desert -- to drill for oil.
Rosemary
Mary is dumb as a doornail. She can't think of any thought other than
"Yahweh." The Virgin Mary is like a stupid farm girl (Rose) from St.
Olaf who thinks that the reason why dead fish float is because, just as
sailors bury their dead at sea, the fish bury theirs above water! -- (or at
least that's what old man Engeljenkle used to always say!) The Blessed
Virgin is naïve, gullible, helpless, unsophisticated, pathetic -- an absolute
Virgin!! I once asked her to write a song for me and she played middle C
over and over until I begged her to stop. She's a one-note composer and
she constructed the Universe on that one verse "Yahweh." Her spirit
moved upon the face of the deep but she cannot speak. For that she needs
a prophet, a saint, an angel -- someone with a corporeal brain. In other
words, Rose needs a Sophia.
The first excerpt was what sounded like a quadruple clarinet concerto in
the style of Mozart. It was sheer genius! The four simultaneous melodies
were as divergent from one another as they were complimentary. It
seemed to display the genius intellect of a composer who had mastered
the art of balancing both the complexity of four-part counterpoint with
the sophisticated splendor of the classical era melodic phrase. It was as
harmonically simple as it was texturally grotesque!
The second excerpt was also quite impressive. It was Frederic Chopin's
Prelude Op. 28, No. 7 arranged for symphony orchestra in the style of
Arnold Schoenberg. The melody, which was given to the strings, was
chromatically altered along with what appeared to be some sort of
polytonal counterpoint in the winds. It was eerie and dreamlike -- as
dramatic and expressive as the first excerpt was technically engaging. It
seemed to display the genius of a composer who was gifted at the art of
creating and sustaining an emotion -- very filmic!
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The Blessed Virgin Mary sees a Mozart concerto and a Schoenberg
orchestration as being equally beautiful to each other, as well as to her
one-note sonata for that matter. She's a stupid farm girl who can't tell the
aesthetic difference between a Brahms symphony and a banjo strumming
"Turkey in the Straw."
(Rev 7:9) After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could
number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the
throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their
hands;
The color of our skin may not be a true indicator of our ethnic identity,
which is personal. A Black may have a White person's mentality and vice
versa. In paradise, we will be given new bodies that will reflect who we
are on the inside. If you are White now, you will be White in heaven; If
you are Black now, you will be Black in heaven; If you are Korean now,
you will be Korean in heaven; If you are Jewish now, you will be Jewish
in heaven -- "Who knew?"
(Jer 12:15) And it shall come to pass, after that I have plucked them out I will
return, and have compassion on them, and will bring them again, every man to
his heritage, and every man to his land.)
Of course, it is possible to exchange your race for a new one, but this is
like knocking down an already-constructed mansion in order to erect a
new one from scratch -- easier in childhood; very difficult later on...
(Jer 13:23) Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?
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However, while it is conceivable to adopt a new race (and most ethnic
minorities do throughout the day in order to get by), it is absolutely
inconceivable to adopt a new gender. Unlike knocking down an already-
built mansion, sexual identity is the foundation upon which the mansion
sits -- remove that, and you die! We have already seen how exposure to
radiation can mutate genes, but nothing can mutate a Y chromosome so
that it becomes an X chromosome or vice versa. Therefore, all men will
go to Man Heaven and all women will go to Woman Heaven
unequivocally. It is because our genetic information will be altered in
order to create our new bodies, but not our chromosomes. It is
impossible. It would kill us!
People die because of heart failure and kidney failure, but nobody dies
because of brain failure. The organ was clearly designed to live forever.
However, as the body ages, it must be replaced at certain intervals. This
is done at the genetic level. We simply grow the new body, or rather, we
mutate into it. Before the Flood, people lived to be hundreds of years old,
but they were killing each other and summoning demons and practicing
witchcrafts, which brought down the Great Flood and fixed the years of a
man at threescore and ten. But in eternity, Shekhinah will return us to a
pre-flood state.
The night that the Blessed Virgin Mary appeared to me in apparition, she
genetically altered my right arm from the elbow to the fingers. She aged
it and it became wrinkled and withered. For a moment, I thought I would
have to go through the rest of my life with a wrinkled hand. How would I
explain this to everyone? How would I play the piano again? Then God
changed my hand back to normal. The entire process was absolutely
painless. It doesn't hurt to undergo the procedure of genetic alteration the
way God performs it. There is no magic to this procedure. It is within the
realm of human science to develop this sort of gene therapy. However, I
doubt that the medical science establishment could guarantee a 0%
failure rate on this procedure for all eternity. God can!
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Liebesbrief
Schöne kleine kurze Mädchen
Nur für dich, mein heart ist aching
Wollen Sie mit mir be machen
*Negerkussen* - Yours für the taking!
Signed,
Sein by design!!
Cosmetology
Matter was never created.
It was already present at the time of Creation.
It is God's living body.
But I am slow!
I cannot travel faster than the speed of light.
There is no worm hole for me to crawl through.
No warp drive to engage.
Space is not curved -- it's straight!
If you hear the audible voice of the LORD (as many in the charismatic
movement claim), it is not God's actual voice, but instead it is the voice
of an angel (or saint). God has no mouth and therefore cannot speak, but
the Holy Spirit can capture human speech and replay it in the ear of
whomever she wishes:
(John 16:13) Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you
into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear,
that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.
Demons also have the ability to whisper in people's ears and often do,
which accounts for the modern psychological condition known as
schizophrenia. When the Son of Sam claimed that his neighbor's dog told
him to kill, he was telling the truth: The dog was demon-possessed. A
demon (or angel) also caused Balaam's ass to speak (Num 22:27-28), but
don't be beguiled by any dog and pony show; no animal is smarter than
the average bear (unless of course, it's the famous Mr. Ed).
But why couldn't Shekhinah write them herself? Because God has sloppy
handwriting (and you would to if you were a paraplegic!) God has no
hands and therefore must use someone with a hand to do her writing for
her. If she wants to create an image, she will instruct the artist on what
the image should look like; that's what Marian apparitions are for! God
can move my fingers to depress the keys, which will type this doctrine,
but my eyes and mind must be on the keyboard or else she can't do it.
She can spell words on a Ouija board but you have to have your eyes on
the board. If a spirit moves your hands over a keyboard and types any
coherent message with your eyes closed, you have likely been possessed
by a demon. Cast it out in Jesus' name or if you are a non-believer, then
seek the counsel of a Catholic exorcist or a Charismatic faith-healer
(casting out demons and casting out diseases are the same exact thing).
The only way God can move your hands to type a coherent message with
your eyes off the keyboard is if she sends an angel to watch the keyboard
as you type. But then why not just have the angel type it? It is not
efficient and God, who is diligent in business (Prov 31:27), wouldn't
employ two saints to screw in this one light bulb.
But why can't God speak or write? Because it's above her pay grade!
She's like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz -- she doesn't have a brain!
So how did God write the Bible? She did so by the prophets as they were
moved by the Spirit:
(2 Pet 1:21) For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy
men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
Therefore, the Word of God is also the Word of Man. But although God
has no voice outside of the prophetic voice of believers, God can inspire
the prophets by the power of the Holy Spirit. The Spirit of God can
move, but cannot speak, and in times of prophetic ministry can inspire
her prophets by miraculous visions, auditions, sensations, and smells. A
vision is seen, an audition is heard, a sensation is felt, and a smell is right
under your nose. In California, I heard the sensation referred to as "the
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anointing" by members of various Charismatic denominations. By these
gifts (and by Urim and Thummim), God is able to inspire the prophets to
say precisely what God wills them to say. God has played me like a
fiddle. Every aspect of my life was ordained by the B.V.M. in order to
produce this document. God speaks through me and types with my
fingers. Even my disobedience beyond the moment of Original Sin was
ordained to complete the scriptures. I am a Stradivarius and God is
Paganini. This document (LMD) is the words, the thoughts, and the mind
of God.
Now, if God can't think to speak, then how can she think to move? This
is a tough doctrine for me to understand, but I will do my best to explain
what experience and wisdom has shown me: God can do something she
already did. How can God do something she already did? I don't know! It
seems to make no intellectual sense and yet it appears to me to make
some sort of sublime sense. I know that I was blinded to Jesus before I
converted and yet I could not convert without seeing Jesus. It appears as
if I did something before I did it. In another sense, I will myself to think
a thought before I thought to will myself to think it. How do I know what
to think? Some say free will is an illusion, but this is a philosophical
error because you can't be an illusion without Ultimate Reality also being
an illusion. Descartes wisely posits, I think, therefore I am; But God
says, I AM, therefore I think.
If freedom is an illusion, then we are not responsible for sin; Nature and
nurture are. But you can't really blame nature and nurture for sin because
nature and nurture both teach us that we are able to either hurt ourselves
or bless ourselves. We may choose life and pleasure or death and pain,
and if this existential choice is illusory, then existence itself is as well.
Nature and nurture would contradict itself, which it cannot because
nurture is natural and both proclaim your existence. Let no one beguile
with the false dichotomy between nature and nurture; the real war is
waged between spirit and flesh, good and evil, life and death, truth and
error.
Therefore, we now know by natural revelation that life must be real and
if so then death is real as well; And if death is real, then the potential for
sin is real and if sin is real then Christ is real. He is the God of "Is-real"
unequivocally and beyond the shadow of any doubt. Even the demons
believe without repentance for the sake of the elect (Jas 2:19); And yet
God truly does hope against hope that all would come to repentance (2
Pet 3:9).
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Hence, it must be part of the transcendent nature of Ultimate Reality that
God (and we ourselves) can do something in advance of doing it. It is as
if the effect precedes the cause. It is a mystery and the first great
mystery; that of raw existence: I AM THAT I AM.
It is for this reason that the Holy Spirit speaks by what I call the principle
of hearsay: What you hear is what she says. Therefore God cannot speak
audibly because, in order to do so, the sound has to hit your eardrums
before it is recognized and that violates the principle of hearsay. It
requires a thought process that God can't perform without the prophet's
mind. If God composes a message or creates an image, the light from the
image must travel through the air and enter your mind through your eyes,
which means that God must design it before you witness it. Again, that
would violate the principle of hearsay, or in this case, the principle of
peepshow: God can't show it unless you peep it!
If you want to know what God is saying, look around the room you're
sitting in... Surprise! It's God! She's never left you -- she can't. And if
you're reading this in a park, then the same principle applies. There's
nowhere you can go in Creation and not be in the presence of God. She is
one with her Creation; She is her Creation. Another name for Creation is
Holy Spirit (and if you don't already have it, then I baptize you with it
now!)
God speaks the Divine Name continually and can say no other thing.
Buddhists consider the Ultimate Reality to be their god and they are
right. However, they are also faithless because they don't repent to the
Universe. They meditate in an attempt to become Buddha (which is to
say, they want to be one with the Universe) but this is an inadequate
witness because they believe that the Universe is mindless. That's why
they meditate, to empty their minds of thought and become one with
Thoughtlessness. Jehovah is thoughtless to be sure, but the God of
Reality is not. She is Love and can only be witnessed in love. We love a
Creation who can be kissed or killed.
Should we lust after sex and wealth, our pleasure is transformed into
suffering and the memory of Christ is dishonored. Yet we demean Christ
also if we refuse life's blessings in guilt-ridden devotion. In God's eyes,
penance is a form of lust; but God says we are to eat, drink, and be merry
(Ecc 8:15); And again, the Spirit says to let your wife's breasts satisfy
you at all times (Prov 5:19). Sex is a sacred ministry, but there are other
ministries that are just as worthwhile, so we are always satisfied in
whatever capacity and purpose we serve the LORD. Yet we know that
our betrothal to the LORD will receive its full bodily consummation in
the hereafter (if not the here).
HEART-BROKEN!!!
Lashing out against the world
Blaming life with insults hurled
Owner of a lonely heart
Time to find a brand new start
All these guys, they ain't the same
Tryin'a play that X-box game
Some of us are real adults
Don't put us in your insults
You'll find someone, just keep faith
'Joy will come', the Bible saith
But if you swear off all men
You'll become a lesbian
That's a form of suicide
From yourself, you cannot hide
Woman cannot please a woman
Take it from Petrus the Roman
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Selfish love is foolishness
Sex requires difference
Just as God needs a witness
Without you, he cannot bless
Put the mirror on the shelf
Girl, you cannot please yourself
Don't reject the God who made you
Just because some faggot hates you
Join a church and find a man
Who can love you like I can!
No man's perfect, I agree
But I've got the Blood in me
I can speak confidently
(Yet not I, but Christ in me!)
Please believe these words I've spoken
Or you'll just wind up...
HEART-BROKEN!!!
(Gal 1:8) But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel
unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
Angels were there on the day of Pentecost, translating the words of the
apostles into the various tongues of their proselytes. Angels played on
harps and produced the images witnessed by Saint John in his
Revelation. There are no guardian angels or patron saints, but don't
bother removing the bobble-headed St. Christopher from the dash. It is a
valid albeit quaint tradition and some of us feel more comfortable
relating to a saint than to Almighty God. By the way, if they ever make a
saint out of me, tell 'em I want to be the patron saint of divas and
hustlers. And underneath my image, write: Don't call me a pimp -- I'm a
matchmaker!
True Blue
BLUE blows through before you knew what hit you
as you watch BLUE's exclusive interview on the News at 2
(streaming live on YOU-TUBE),
like a Jew asking "Who knew?",
you have absolutely no clue what BLUE might do, do you?
(1 Thess 4:16-17) and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are
alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet
the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
We Christians are like the heads of a vast sprinkler system that is laid
throughout a cosmic garden. If one of the heads is destroyed, the water
(which is the spirit) will leak out through the breach and the overall
reduced water pressure will cause every sprinkler head to fail.
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We Christians are like a patchwork balloon. We are inflated by the air of
the spirit, but if one of the patches on the balloon is ruptured, the air
leaks out of the whole balloon and all patches collapse.
(John 17:12) and none of them is lost, but the son of perdition; that the
scripture might be fulfilled.
Love-life
You haven't lived unless you've loved;
You haven't loved unless you've died;
You haven't died unless you've tried
To let your pride be mortified.
Harvest Home
In the Harvest, farmers reap;
In the Winter, flowers sleep;
In the Springtime, showers fall
For the Summer Son loves all.
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Dancing in the Summer Son;
Peace and joy for ev'ryone;
Life is but for having fun
When the Harvest day is done.
Logical Circus
Atheists accusing Christians of circular logic? According to them,
Christians argue that the Bible is true simply because the Bible says it is.
No one is born believing the gospel and it takes faith to believe
something simply because the Universe confronts you with it. In the
cosmic game of "Truth or Dare," the truth is the dare:
(Heb 11:1) Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of
things not seen.
The definition of circular logic is this: Any logic argument in which the
premise (or principle) depends on the truth of the very matter in question.
Hence, the argument that Biblical truth is premised on Biblical truth is
one which relies on circular logic. Here it is structurally:
p implies q
suppose p
therefore q
It is true that the phrase "The Bible is truth because it says it's truth" is
circular logic. But so too is the phrase "An object in motion tends to stay
in motion." Yet atheists cling to the latter argument while rejecting the
former. Now does that sound logical to you?
Humor in Cuneiform
I. Comparative Religion
I was in an internet chat room a few months ago, and I was in a heated
argument with a religious skeptic who kept trying to make the case that
there was no real difference between Jesus and any other god.
"What's the difference between your god and Thor?" he wrote.
At my wit's end, I posted the following reply:
I received the following reply: I don't know! What would happen if the
Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared before the entire world and declared
the end of the world and the ushering in of Pasta Paradise?
A Catholic, a Jew and an Anglican are arguing over the true name of
Jesus of Nazareth.
"His name is Jesu" maintains the Catholic, "because that's his name in
the Latin Bible."
"No, his name is Yeshua" counters the Jew, "because that's what he's
called in the Hebrew Bible."
"You're both wrong!" declares the Anglican. "His name is Jesus!"
"Jesus?" the other two laughed. "Is that because he's called Jesus in the
King James?"
"Yes" replied the Anglican. "And I've found that whenever you're
installing new software, it's better to go with a version that's authorized!"
V. Economic Woes
I'm reading this great book, (I told my adult son.) It's about a man who is
forced to open one of two doors: behind one door is a beautiful lady;
behind the other is a ravenous tiger.
What did he do? (my son asked.)
I don't know, (I responded.) Haven't gotten to that part yet.
(Without missing a beat, my son answered,) Well, if I were him, I'd open
both doors simultaneously so that the tiger can eat the lady while I'm
escaping!
Everybody goes to church marveling at the beast of the antichrist and the
number of his name.
After the service, they all return home to their 6-packs of beer in 6-
cylinder engines that they bought with their 6-figure salaries!
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Weird Science
Ancient Greek philosophers get a bad rap from modern scientists because
they discerned their cosmology through logic and reason rather than by
experimentation and peer review. We could stop here, but let's continue.
When the ancient Greeks pondered this, they postulated that there must
be something else in the Universe that acts upon the other four elements -
- a fifth element, which they called quintessence or spirit.
Now, the fifth element is not really an element per se, it is the motion of
elemental matter itself. Fire is not alive; neither is water or earth, but life
(and the spirit of life) is the motion of the dead element. Hence, the
Greeks knew that the planets were gods because the planets moved. If it
moves it lives:
(1 Tim 6:13) I give thee charge in the sight of God, who quickeneth all things,
Is it any surprise that the Greek association between motion and life is so
emphasized in Scripture? After all it was God's first creative/genetic act
that his Spirit "moved upon the face of the water" (Gen 1:2). Later, when
God made man, he gave them dominion "over every living thing that
moveth upon the earth" (Gen 1:28). Living waters?; quickening spirit? It
is a matter of common human knowledge that living things move and
moving things live. Elsewhere, the notion that moving things have a
spirit has long been a staple of most world religions throughout the
entirety of human history -- from Reincarnation to the Kamikaze (divine
wind); from Native American Tree Spirits to the Bodhi Tree. The notion,
therefore, that an object can somehow move on its own not only defies
logic and reason, but also flies in the face of several millennia of wisdom
and experience. Not only is Newtonian Mechanics ungodly, it is
inhuman!:
(John 6:63) It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the
words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
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Of course matter cannot move on its own. That would be anti-Newtonian
-- an object at rest will stay at rest! But modern science is searching and
lurching, trying to find a way to get matter to move without a mover -- le
marteau sans maître! But what does Einstein say? E = mc2? And if
matter somehow produced its own motion, wouldn't mass and force be
essentially the same thing?
But if matter cannot move itself, then what causes it to move? Perhaps
the better question to ask is who causes it to move? Or better yet what is
his desire?; his intent?; his character? What hath God wrought!
If the Universe moves, then the Universe lives; If the Universe lives, then
the Universe has a consciousness; If the Universe has a consciousness,
then she has a design, a character, a relationship with her children who
rise up and call her blessed whereby her existence is validated! She
witnesses us and we witness her as LORD and God; as two cherubim
atop the ark of the covenant perpetually facing each other -- their wings
outstretched! And hidden within the ark is the bread of life; manna from
heaven -- even the body of Jesus Christ in the Heart of the Virgin.
(Ps 119:25) My soul cleaveth unto the dust: quicken thou me according to thy
word.
Oh if this could have been our heritage -- and it can be! But were it not
for the sheer and brazen act of spiritual vandalism and staggering
intellectual dishonesty wherein Newtonian mechanics seeks to dissociate
movement from life!
No wonder we have lost touch with our ancient selves! Have we now
become wiser than Solomon?; or are we less naïve than the ancient
Greeks? No wonder modern science continues to fail in its stated quest to
understand the so-called "laws of nature." Newtonian Mechanics is one
theory that just doesn't hold water:
(Jer 2:13) For my people have committed two evils; they have forsaken me the
fountain of living waters, and hewed them out cisterns, broken cisterns, that can
hold no water.
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Now let's have a queer review study to determine the difference
between Newtonian Mechanics and Marian Mechanics:
But the Catholic Religion teaches us that God exists in three Persons.
The Person of Christ who can be manipulated, tested, interviewed -- and
he was, wasn't he?; and the Person of the Holy Spirit who is immaterial;
ineffable. We experience the Holy Spirit in Christ so that the two are
inseparable in God the Father, but Science is concerned with the physical
Person only, whereby Science is a Unitarian religion. The question
therefore is not whether or not we will teach religion in school, the
question is which way will it go?:
(Prov 22:6) Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he
will not depart from it.
Now, the entirely redundant term "Intelligent Design" has been advanced
by Creationist scientists to explain certain anomalous events which occur
in the Universe. While the term is accurate to be sure, I am not quite
satisfied with it due to vagaries regarding how one defines "intelligence."
Is an entity which inspires intelligence intelligent? Is an entity which
cannot speak except by a human prophet intelligent? Nevertheless,
whatever term we use, it is intellectually dishonest and a travesty against
the spirit of discovery that the "Intelligent Design" argument is looked
upon with such disdain within the scientific community.
How intelligent is God? She's not smarter than a fifth grader -- she
flunked out of science class! Give her an IQ test and she'll send a prophet
to take it for her! So what does she know? She knows the heart of her son
Jesus Christ and is obedient to him. She also knows your heart and
answers your prayers. Bless her and the Universe knows to bless you;
Curse her and the Universe knows to curse you; Repent and the Universe
knows to forgive you by the grace manifest in Christ Jesus. Yet it didn't
have to be that way! Our LORD and Savior was at utter liberty to end his
Passion at any moment, but instead choose to subject his body to the fury
of man's sin unto the redemption of his elect. There is no causality in
Marian Mechanics. Neither is the Universe some sort of dead
mechanism. Every molecule, every atom, every particle is under the
express and mindful control of the B.V.M. in accordance to the gospel.
There was no causality at the time of the Big Bang -- how can there ever
be? Our relationship with the Universe is not causal, it is crucial!
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How do we portend to measure God's intelligence when we cannot even
define it for ourselves? There are literary and musical geniuses as well as
mathematical ones! So are you smart because you can crunch the
numbers? Or because you can munch cucumbers? This is why scientists
who search for life on other planets disagree on what constitutes a living
organism. Is it alive if it consumes, excretes and multiplies itself? That
would be fire! Yet we have preconcluded fire to be a nonliving organism.
Why on Mars would we do that? To quench the fire of the Spirit? The
question is not whether or not there is life on Mars, but rather, is Mars
indeed alive?
Yet we cannot live in a dead Universe! A dead man may show up for
work once, but he wouldn't show up on time five days a week packing a
lunch like the Universe appears to! At the moment of the Big Bang, at
the quantum level and also in deep space -- practically everywhere we
look, we observe a chaotic Universe, yet there is order at just the right
time to nurture and sustain human life. Scientists want to light their
Bunsen burners from both ends -- they want to embrace cosmic accident
and cosmic order simultaneously. But scientists have yet to explain how
chaos can yield order -- it can't! This brings us to the 2nd law of Marian
Mechanics: A Big Bang cannot produce Ellington's Big Band -- that A-
train ain't goin' nowhere! (White-people's translation: Chaos cannot
produce order and vice versa.)
And what about the Church? Theologians and philosophers; prophets and
saints; all of the sharpest minds that over two millennia of human history
can muster have all subjected the Word of God to the most severe
scrutiny and harshest criticism and yet, they still have all conceded that
the Word of God is profitable for reproof and instruction (2 Tim 3:16).
Are the Newtonians smarter than the Ionians? Are atheists the
enlightened few who stand in opposition to the world? (And I thought
Christianity was the only religion with a righteous remnant!)
And what about miracles? From the time that Enoch walked with God to
the modern-day Charismatic movement, people have claimed
extraordinary experiences with God and that those experiences convicted
them of the truth of the Bible. It's funny how the miracles always seem to
happen right on cue! If the volcano that triggered the tsunami which
(supposedly) parted the Red Sea had happened a day later, the Exodus
would end a few chapters sooner -- although I doubt it would still be
called "the Exodus"! And what did we learn from the Exodus? That God
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has liberated us from Egyptian bondage with a mighty hand and
outstretched arm! And yet having been freed from the tyranny of the law,
science has sought to reenslave us with the equally tyrannical laws of
physics.
(Ps 4:4-5) 4Stand in awe, and sin not: commune with your own heart upon
your bed, and be still. 5Offer the sacrifices of righteousness, and put your trust
in the Lord.
But Science says that an object in motion tends to stay in motion while
faith teaches that God upholds the pillars of the earth (1 Sam 2:8)!
Science says that an object in motion tends to stay in motion, but cannot
explain what caused it to move in the first place! We are basically no
wiser than our Greek predecessors!
In the old days, if you walked into a building and saw a bunch of people
raising their hands, you would think you were in a temple. Same as if you
walked into a room where everyone is reading out of the same book! And
what about the school anthem, the so-called "Alma Mater"? Our once
proud Christian schools have devolved into a Pagan Rite of passage --
an epicurean cult of the Sweet Mother! We don't need no education;
we don't need no thought control! It's time for the student to teach the
teacher -- they can't expel us all: if they did, they'd be out of work!:
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But why would God create a Universe that appears to run like
clockwork? Of course, Werner Heisenberg may disagree, but regardless,
the way things appear certainly speak more to the viewer than to the
objects themselves. Hence, if the Universe appears to us as orderly, it is
because we choose to see it that way. If we conduct a scientific
experiment and the results conflict, we deem them statistically negligible
and relegate them to the margin of error. But the Universe has no margin
of error. Opps!
Why doesn't God part the Red Sea in front of everyone and settle the
debate over his existence once and for all? Because it wouldn't work -- if
the experiment cannot be repeated, the results are tossed out. If God
parted the Red Sea repeatedly, it would no longer be a miracle -- it would
be science. Therefore, a miracle can never be scientifically established.
This is a glaring weakness in the so-called scientific method: It fails to
explain events that only occur once (like the Big Bang). This, of course,
presumes that there ever can be repetitive events in the Universe.
Conceptually, 2 + 2 equals 4 every time, but we don't live in a pure,
platonic universe. If we fill two beakers with the "same" amount of
water, they won't be perfectly the same as one beaker may have an extra
drop that evades our detection. Likewise, the ancient Greek philosopher
Heraclitus posits that "no man can cross the same river twice, because
neither the man nor the river are the same." Thus, because the Universe
is in constant flux, Science is utterly incompetent to explain it.
(Matt 16:3) O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not
discern the signs of the times?
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But why couldn't God just kick off the Big Bang and then let the
universe run its course? Impossible! Because temporality is an illusion
created by motion, we are, in effect, living inside the ongoing Big Bang.
The same hand that sparked creation must, therefore, also sustain it or
else it couldn't create it to begin with. This set-it-and-forget-it argument
(initially put forth by seventeenth century Deists), is quaint, but
somewhat specious as there isn't any real time for God to forget what she
set.
The more precisely the position is determined, the less precisely the
momentum is known in this instant, and vice versa.
(Heisenberg Principle)
And so what if you can't tell the momentum and position of a subatomic
particle simultaneously? What cosmological implications does that
science fact have? Could it be that if you can't tell the momentum and the
position of an object simultaneously, then you don't know what's making
it move? Or maybe you're scared to party with a real God!
Now we know why scientists are ripping their teeth out trying to come up
with a theory to explain the seemingly chaotic motions of quantum
particles -- but how can they? It's a mystery! Embrace it and get on with
your life! Wait -- better idea! Use your life to touch others with the
gospel! A head full of equations might serve humanity well -- especially
now! But instead, atheists use Uncertainty Principle and Chaos Theory
to shirk their responsibility to humanity and hide from the LORD God of
their fathers!:
(Ps 14:1-4) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt,
they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. 2The Lord
looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any
that did understand, and seek God. 3They are all gone aside, they are all
together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one. 4Have all the
workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and
call not upon the Lord.
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What will they think of next? Are we now wiser than the Greeks who
taught us that light travels at a finite speed?; who were the first to
develop an atomic theory?; who gave us the golden mean?; who charted
the course of the gods with the Antikythera mechanism?; who built
Alexandria?; who built the first coin-operated dispenser? Have the gods
become greater than the Titans or are we just rearranging the deck chairs
on the Titanic?:
The air which stirred within him not only prompted, but instructed. The air as
the origin of all things is necessarily an eternal, imperishable substance, but as
soul it is also necessarily endowed with consciousness. (Diogenes Apolloniates)
Quasi-Land
Buried beneath the Saharan sand
Is the little-known country of Quasi-land
Psalm 105 prophesies that Joseph, a slave, would one day be "loosed" and
become a senator in Egypt. I believe this is an overt prophecy of Barack's
candidacy. It even says that he will "bind [the] princes" of Egypt (Bush 43 and
Jeb) and that he would become "lord of his house." Also, Barack's running
mate is named "Joseph":
Ps 105:17 He sent a man before them, even Joseph, who was sold for a servant:
Ps 105:18 Whose feet they hurt with fetters: he was laid in iron:
Ps 105:19 Until the time that his word came: the word of the Lord tried him.
Ps 105:20 The king sent and loosed him; even the ruler of the people, and let
him go free.
Ps 105:21 He made him lord of his house, and ruler of all his substance:
Ps 105:22 To bind his princes at his pleasure; and teach his senators wisdom.
I think it's apparent that God is on the side of Barack. Weeks prior to his
acceptance speech in Denver, the rightwing group "Focus on the Family"
encouraged its followers to pray for "umbrella-ain't-gonna'-help-you rain" in
the hopes that God would intervene in this election on behalf of the
Republicans. Instead, God sent a hurricane to interrupt the Republican National
Convention and remind everyone of Katrina. The title of Jerome Corsi's book
"The Obama Nation" is an oblique reference to the Abomination of Desolation
prophesied in the Book of Daniel and a transparent attempt to play into White
Evangelical fears. As an Evangelical Born-again Christian, I am appalled at the
way in which God's Name has been cynically evoked by the Right in this
election. The Republicans clearly believe that the gospel is just another weapon
in their war-without-end-amen.
The basic strategy of the Republican Party is to use gays and abortion as a
means of moral extortion in order to get Christians to vote against their own
interests. They have roped us into believing that legalization is a form of
endorsement. If that's true, then God endorses our sin because he gave us the
ability to commit it. So are we more righteous than God? And if God made us
free from his law through faith, then why do we use these same legalities to
oppress others who are our enemies for the sake of the gospel? Are we lesser
sinners than them?
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Promised Land
(based on the words of Dr. Martin Luther King)
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I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former
slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at
the table of brotherhood.
(Dr. Martin Luthar King, Jr.)
The sons also of them that afflicted thee shall come bending unto thee; and
all they that despised thee shall bow themselves down at the soles of thy feet;
and they shall call thee; The city of the LORD, The Zion of the Holy One of
Israel.
(Isaiah 60:14)
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The Wild Horseman
In the darkness of the night
Underneath the pale moonlight
Where the horseman struts and trots
With his steed of speckled white
Dressed like Mary, Queen of Scotts
In a coat of yellow bright
When I asked her, "Why yellow?"
Thus replied her tortured soul
"'Twas because of this fellow
Dressed in yellow made me whole!"
Now I wear her yellow coat
In the darkness of the night
As these verses that she wrote
Now the ones I also write
Underneath the pale moonlight
Missions Impossible
Protestant Evangelicals go on expensive mission trips
in order to teach foreigners Sola Scriptura.
If Sola Scriptura is true,
then why not just mass mail them copies of the Bible?
(or maybe you're afraid they'll actually read it
and become Catholics).
And what has the so-called 'Protestant work ethic' gotten us?
A nation as morally bankrupt
as our national treasury is depleted?
A nation as culturally hedonistic
as we are militarily hegemonic?
A nation as divided at home
as we are derided abroad?
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What would our founding fathers think?
While we're at it, why don't we just move the 4th of July to April 1st!
(Matt 7:5) Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and
then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
By What Death
(based on John 21:19, to be sung to the tune of Old 100th)
Pray-cation
Jamaica is internationally recognized for its golf courses, white-sand
beaches, musical heritage and exceptional hospitality. But while many
visitors to our island prefer to bask in the sun, sand and surf, others see
their vacations as opportunities to minister to the gospel. Many tourists
living abroad belong to congregations that have sister churches here.
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Others come to establish new churches or engage in charitable activities.
Today, Christianity has a prominent role in Jamaican cultural and
political life. If you are seeking a different tourist experience, one that
ventures beyond the conspicuous meccas of the all-inclusive enclave,
then I would certainly recommend a visit to any one of our great and
historic local parish churches.
In the town of Falmouth, the Trelawny Parish Church of St. Peter the
Apostle stands as a living monument to the supremacy of Anglicanism in
Jamaican culture. Its stone masonry portrays the understated grandeur of
Georgian architecture while rendering a striking allusion to the rock on
which our LORD's Church was built. Its arched wooden doorway first
welcomed celebrants decades before the abolition of slavery and was a
part of the original town charter officially authorized, recognized and
patronized by the government of Jamaica and its Monarch.
Today, St. Peter's is known for its majestic clock tower, which also
serves as a belfry and while the clock only gives the correct time twice
daily, the soft pealing of its old iron bell can often be heard on Sunday
mornings, beckoning the entire community to worship.
The gravestones of St. Peter's record both the names and lifespans of
more than a few dignitaries and luminaries dating back to the colonial
era. A substantial number of child graves testify to the untimeliness of
death in a world without vaccination. Once, these memorials were
decorated with flowers and lamented by devotees, but nowadays, they
serve as ever-present sentinels, warning all trespassers of the fate that
awaits them should they stray from the narrow path.
St. Peter's boasts one of the oldest working pipe organs in the Caribbean.
Early in the 20th century, an electrical motor was added to its bellows
eliminating the need for a human blower. Beyond this, however, there is
no electrical alteration or amplification of the organ sound. It's large
brass pipes, which tower above the congregation, resonate with the
vibrant harmonies and embellished descants commensurate with the
mostly self-taught musicians who grace its console. The choir too does
not read music, but instead memorizes every melody while following
along in the words-only edition of the Anglican hymnal.
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It is a cultural tradition in Jamaica for men to wear suits and ties and for
the women to wear long dresses, hats and even gloves on a Sunday
morning service despite the searing heat and lack of air-conditioning.
Some poorer Jamaicans use this tacit dress code as impetus to shirk their
spiritual duty, though many others are welcomed into the congregation in
t-shirts and tennis shoes.
Sandals, Half Moon, and the Ritz Carlton are three prestigious resorts
that can arrange bus tours to the historic town of Falmouth and transport
guests to and from St. Peter's. Doubtless your concierge would be more
than happy to assist you in learning more about Jamaica's great churches
and island culture. Until then, I wish you all the best and, as we say here
in Jamaica, Likkle more!
Jamaica Queens
Love, It wasn't meant to be
Underneath the ackee tree.
But if I could spend tonight
On an Air Jamaica flight,
I would fly right to your side;
In your arms, I would reside!
Now I sing my soul to thee,
Idol carved of ebony,
Staring at the ceiling fan
(Acting like a married man)
How was I not meant to see,
Love that wasn't meant to be?
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Miami (Mi amiga)
Balmy breezes, sultry heat;
Sand-caked toes on sea-swept reef;
Sun-bleached pela, swaying hips;
Beads of sweat on tender lips;
Tall y flaca, dark morena;
Lanky thighs y sweet mamayas;
Sailing en uncharted aguas,
Dreaming of enchanted islas;
¿Dime, cual es libertad?
¡Dama, cual es libertando!
Who Am I?
Who am I? A poet seeking a muse? A pianist seeking a chord? A painter
seeking a color? Hue am I? an overworked, underpaid underling in an
upstart company, whose wages have been undercut due to outsourcing
and corporate downsizing; an overdressed intern having outercourse with
an underappreciated commander in briefs; an upstanding member of an
economic underclass understood by many outsiders to be underserved
(though some say we're undeserving); an outwitted consumer buying
overpriced goods on the outskirts of town, having underestimated the
outrageously high cost of high-test. To say that we've been uprooted and
underprivileged would be a gross misunderstanding! But I don't mean to
understate the overarching reality of an economic downturn on the upper
echelon of the lower class. That would be downright insensitive. After
all, you can launch a man into outer space, but you can't give him inner
peace.
Now, you may think I'm overdoing this, but please understand, I'm just a
down-and-out brother driving a slow truck to make a quick buck and
improve my luck, but instead I find myself stuck in a rut! I don't mean to
be outlandish, but frankly speaking (and freakly spanking), since I'm just
a pimped-out prince with simple principles -- you know, like: "you can't
have the upper hand without being underhanded"; or "never give an
upstart standup his very own late-night sitcom" -- allow me to give you
the straight-up lowdown: I AM the original gangster prophet and ghetto
poet; a dreamer as great as Don Quixote and a lover as great as Don
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Juan, yet I am as unrecognized as Don Diego. Who am I? Come and
see...
(Luke 9:18) And it came to pass, as he was alone praying, his disciples were
with him: and he asked them, saying, Whom say the people that I am?
Sick Christian
When Paul was smitten with a thorn in his flesh, he petitioned the Lord
three times, but the Lord answered, "My grace is sufficient for thee: for
my strength is made perfect in weakness" (2 Cor 12:9). Paul understood
what the Lord meant but do you? Do you know what it's like to declare
as Paul did when he said, "Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my
infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me" (2 Cor 12:9).
But what does it mean to glory in sickness? How can suffering yield fruit
for the gospel? It's counterintuitive to what we hear preached from
televised pulpits and charismatic revival meetings; that Jesus is our
healer, that sickness has no more dominion over the believer, that the
Word of life is health to the bones (Prov 16:24); that we are healed by his
stripes (Is 53:5)! If all of these statements are true, then how is it that a
Christian can get sick?
The Bible says that when a devil is cast out, it returns and, finding the
house "swept and garnished," it summons seven more devils and the state
of the believer is worse than before (Luke 11:24-26). I believe that each
of these seven demons has its own reason as to why Christians are not
immune from sickness.
The first demon might say that sickness is a test of faith and that God
sends it into our lives to see if we will remain faithful. He might also
point out that Job was similarly tested, God permitting the devil to take
away Job's health in order to prove his faith (Job 1:8-12). However, this
is at odds with the New Testament, which is adamant that by faith and
not by test can a person aspire to God's approval. The lesson of Job is not
that God needs to test us. We've already failed that test, which is why we
need Christ. We've essentially got nothing to prove!
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The second demon might say that pain and sickness are necessary to
bring us closer to Christ. He might say that suffering brings us into
similitude with Christ and deepens our relationship with him. However,
it is foolish to think that we could ever be brought into a closer
relationship with Christ through suffering. Christ is a mystery and there
is no pain or suffering that can match his or give us any kind of
understanding as to the horror of his Passion. It is an insult to the cross to
believe that we can liken ourselves to God in this way. If anything, pain
and suffering hinders our relationship with Christ just as Paul maintains
in Romans 2, that "the goodness of God leadeth thee to repentance."
The fourth demon might try to convince you that your sickness is due to
a lack of faith. This is a common refrain among numerous faith healers
who fail to cast out sickness; that the reason why the miracle healing
didn't work is because your faith wasn't strong enough. He might
reference the passage in Matthew 17 where the faith of a mustard seed
can move mountains and Paul's assertion that we are each accorded a
different "measure of faith" (Rom 12:3). However, in the colorful
language of faith, we must delineate between what is belief and what is
euphoria. Belief defies quantification -- you either believe something or
you don't; Euphoria, on the other hand, may wax and wane in the heart
of the believer. It is the blissful awareness of faith. So can an increased
sense of euphoria heal us? Yes, but not necessarily. Just as God
permitted the devil to put a thorn in Paul's flesh, God can permit Satan to
bring disease into our lives despite our "measure of faith."
The fifth demon might try to convince you that the cause of your illness
is God's desire to grow you or to make you stronger through trial. But
suffering does not make us better for having gone through it. Nor is the
ability to withstand punishment a virtue.
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The sixth demon might try to convince you that your sickness is in fact
God's refining fire; that God has brought suffering into your life in order
to purify you, to make you more holy (Is 48:10; Mal 3:3). But there is a
difference between the suffering, which is repentance and the suffering
that is of this world. Every Christian experiences a crisis in their soul
before giving themselves completely to Christ. This is the true refining
fire. John the Baptist even refers to it as baptism by fire (Matt 3:11).
Physical suffering does not refine us at all. It does not make us more pure
or more holy.
The seventh and last demon is the most insidious. He says that sickness
is the removal of God's protective hand; that God has taken away the
healing power of Christ's blood. But the recession of gifts should not be
interpreted as the recession of God's grace. Yes, we are to be zealous for
spiritual gifts (1 Cor 14:12), but not to the point where we lust after
them, giving them higher esteem than that of Christ. There is no gift or
miracle that can rival the mystery of faith in Jesus Christ and the gift of
faith that can never recede.
So why then do we get sick? And what purpose does suffering serve?
God says, "My strength is made perfect in weakness" and Paul responds,
"Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities." But what
does that mean?
The answer to this question lies in the Via Dolorosa, or Way of the
Cross. According to Tradition, Christ was forced to carry his own cross
through the streets of Jerusalem prior to his crucifixion. At one point, the
Romans forced a bystander, a man known to us only as Simon of Cyrene
(Matt 27:32), to carry Jesus' cross a part of the way. But what does this
have to do with our illness? What lesson can be gleaned by the ministry
of Simon of Cyrene?
A fool is perverted;
A wise man is converted.
A fool is needy;
A double fool is greedy;
A wise man is ready.
Tiger of Lanzhou
There's a village in the East
(like a box within a box)
Where the people keep the feast
of the New Year of the ox.
This is why infinity is a real number, but not an exact number. There is a
real first day of Creation and a real last day of Eternity, but that day
never exactly comes. Yes, if you take and eat of the tree of life, you will
live forever, but not forever and a day! Neither was there a time
beforetime -- eternity is much too time-consuming!
Creation myths the world over attest to humankind's intuitive sense that
the world had to come from somewhere; and if it came from somewhere,
then we ought to be able to foretell where it will go, vis-à-vis prophecy.
Astrology, I Ching, Numerology and all the rest are historic methods for
discerning the Universe's intent and direction. Even the ancient Israelites
used a lottery system to determine tribal boundaries after the Conquest of
Canaan:
(Jos 18:6) Ye shall therefore describe the land into seven parts, and bring the
description hither to me, that I may cast lots for you here before the Lord our
God.
If everyone knew the future, Las Vegas would go out of business. But
just as "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"; what happens on earth,
stays in eternity. There is nowhere to run from your sin; but (glory to
God) eternity is not long enough to outlive grace:
(Rev 1:8) I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord,
which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
I
Am
Not
Some
Other
Person
I
Do
Not
Fear
Their
Enmity
I
Am
The
Holy
Mater
Domini
I
Am
The
Pure
Woman
Chaste
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I
Am
The
Womb
Jesus
Graced
Cataclysm
What is the Universe expanding into?
God did not create elemental matter, she found it already present in the
Universe, which is to say, the Universe is Jehovah. Before creation,
Abba was gender neutral, but he became masculinized through a divine
act of sex between Shekhinah and God the Father. Jehovah is Abba;
Shekhinah is Mary. Jehovah is matter; Mary is consciousness. In other
words, Jehovah Shekhinah is LORD and Creator. She didn't create
herself. She just was.
God was born Immaculate by the grace of her son Jesus. She found
herself in the loving embrace of Jehovah suspended on an elemental
miasma or firmament.
The elemental firmament consists of three elements: Earth (Y), Wind (H)
and Fire (W). Just as oxygen and hydrogen combine to make water,
Wind and Fire combine to make the Fourth Greek Element (H). The
Fifth Greek Element, the spirit, is the movement of the first three
elements. Without movement, there is no life. Motion = Life.
The elements never touch each other. Compounds are simulated when
the three elements are captured in each other's orbit. Likewise,
compounds orbit other compounds to create more complex compounds.
God is like a kid on Chanukah spinning an eternal dreidel -- and the time
it takes for the dreidel to stop spinning is the time it takes for the atom to
decay. Once the atom decays, it reverts back to the elemental miasma
that congealed it and because God controls the spin of the dreidel, the
rate of radioactive decay cannot ever be predicted by scientists.
No. If scientists can find a substance that does not decay, they will have
found an element. Therefore, the "elements" on the "periodic table" are
obviously not elements. By the way, although I am against Scientific
Method and Newtonian Mechanics, I am not against the true science,
which is to say, the idea that observation and reason can discern cosmic
truths.
A language must have at least three phonemes (or sound colors) because
a language with one phoneme expresses nothing other than itself. But
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communication requires a relationship and relationship requires a
distinction that a monophonetic language couldn't possibly provide. You
can't teach Morse code to someone who doesn't already know a
language!
Binary code offers a solitary distinction, but that distinction renders itself
indistinct through lack of a secondary distinguisher, which only the
addition of a third tone color can provide. In music, we understand a
dyadic harmony to be similarly indistinct, but with the addition of a third
note, the triad is the foundation of Western music, expressing every
subtle shade of meaning and delicate nuance that even the most sensitive
of composers can conjure.
Just as a language cannot have less than three phonemes, it also cannot
have more than three phonemes. This is because there are only three pure
sound waves in nature:
The fourth sound wave sine (H) is a composite of triangle (H) and
sawtooth (W).
No. Why? There is no room in the Universe for a fourth element because
each element occupies one of three dimensions and we live in a three-
dimensional Universe. There is no fourth dimension; Neither can there
be -- there's nowhere to go but up, down, all around.
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Can gravity somehow cause the firmament to move on its own?
No. Because the elements are infinitely small and separated by infinitely
small antimaterial gaps, there is an infinitely weak gravitational pull
acting on them (too strong for the elements to escape, yet too week for
them to coalesce -- a virtual equilibrium).
No wonder these guys can't even turn their wives on! But let's play
"devil's advocate" and imagine a purely mechanical genesis, a Deus ex
machina requiring more faith than that of Christ! We are still confronted
with the predicament of consciousness. Remember that self-
consciousness which you have (and must have!) in order to read this
essay, requires a distinction from the Universe that a tethered soul could
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not possess. You may be living in a material world, but you are not a
material girl! You're very awareness of the world can only be
accomplished by your separation from it, making you a de facto free
spirit. Remember how Jiminy Cricket rescued Pinocchio with the
brilliant affirmation: Let your conscience be your guide? Remember the
first law of Marian Dynamics, which states that whatsoever moves
possesses a living sprit? Even if "science falsely so-called" could develop
a hypothesis to explain the perpetual motion machine that seems to be
the Universe, your very own movements within that dead universe would
necessitate the existence of quintessence.
Now that we have established the existence of at least one spiritual being
in the Universe -- you!, how do we know that there is another spirit? A
God-Creator Spirit? A good Spirit who loves us? A God of recompense,
but also of righteousness -- ready to forgive? Ready to save in
accordance with the gospel? How do we know?
But what if you did in fact manage to enter your body and then wake up
with holy amnesia? Then who wrote LMD? Who wrote the Bible? Who
taught you your name -- celebrated your birthday? To paraphrase the
great philosopher Elmo, "Who are the people in your neighborhood?"
Your spirit inhabits a mysterious Universe that seems to walk, talk, twist
and shout -- c'mon baby now! When the Universe converses with you,
you respond; when you converse with it, it responds back. A wise man
once said that you shall know a tree by its fruits and if it looks like a
God, sounds like a God and acts like a God, then what else can it be? To
the extent that the Universe acknowledges you, it lives; To the extent that
you acknowledge Jehovah, you live. Life therefore is contingent upon
witness, which is why Jehovah asks us to be his witnesses (Is 43:10). But
Newtonians fail to acknowledge the living God whereby they are
eternally disacknowledged by him!
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Tell the Universe that he is a machine and you will take the Name of the
LORD in vain. The Machine, who knows nothing beyond what you tell
it, will shift into high gear and roll right over you faster than a tank in
Tiananmen. Tell the Universe that he is God Jehovah, and you will speak
the Name of the LORD aright; And you will know that Jesus loves you
and that the laws of physics didn't affix him to the cross, but the
righteousness of Jehovah in Christ who deemed repentance worthy of
redemption -- a judgment ratified in his flesh and petrified by the
Immaculate Heart -- permitted your sins to crucify the Universe by
reason of consequentiality (and not of causality); And that the
Resurrection accomplished by the Theotokos (through faith in Christ
crucified) has forever abolished death and the commandments from
which death proceeds.
Virtually, Christ lived in the first century, but eternally, Christ was
crucified before the foundation of the world; We were redeemed before
the foundation of the world; Mary is LORD God before the foundation of
the world! We are the ones we've been waiting for!
We sinned against the Universe and God died. It is as if for three days
after the crucifixion, the Universe hung on its own lifeless gravitation;
but on Resurrection Sunday, the Universe was renewed by the Heart of
Mary in the body of Jesus and us with him. We are the Resurrection and
the Life!
Yes, but God cannot tell and neither can we. It doesn't matter at all to the
gospel -- the Blessed Virgin is with us either way. Incidentally, it is
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possible that the spirit could inhabit both the material and antimaterial
Universes simultaneously. God cannot tell and neither can we.
It is as if I were born behind the wheel of a car that cannot stop. There's
no way for me to tell whether it is a Ford or a Lincoln, but my mechanic
works for Christ-ler!
Like...
When I look at your pic
I feel my soul moving within me...
The Universe is God's kite. God launched it and her hand sustains and
directs it, but no more than is absolutely necessary to achieve its purpose.
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And what is that purpose? To love us! And our purpose in the Universe
is to love God back!
But make no mistake. This seemingly orderly Universe does not fly on
its own. God is perpetually tugging the kite strings, setting the direction,
adjusting the height -- just enough effort to keep it going and none
besides. We see the cosmic kite strings at the subatomic level and also in
deep space where the Universe seems to perpetually accelerate. We see
God's hand in the miracles of the Bible and in the charismatic gifts of the
Holy Ghost. We see kite strings in the perfect sunset, a fascinating
rhythm, a still small voice. We see the kite strings in the Catholic Church
and the testimonies of Christians throughout the millennia. Can you
imagine an institution lasting as long as the Catholic Church remaining
virtually unchanged from its conception until the present day? That ought
to be miracle enough for anybody!
The evil Cult of Newton fixates on the kite despite the string that sustains
it. To them, the kite mysteriously flies itself. They are confident that the
mystery of the self-flying kite will one day be solved. Even the goddamn
devil knows that the scientists are wrong.
Pinhead
Can an angel dance on the head of a pin?
Yes -- but first, the pin you must hold.
Can the universe dance on the head of a pin?
Once, it all did; But now, God forbid.
Else the whole world would be in that pin
And could not contain the same pin that you hold
Virtual Reality
Infinity is a real number, but not exactly. Hence, the Universe, which is
infinite with regard to its time and space, is therefore a virtual reality.
The Spirit however, is not virtual. We ourselves are absolutely real; the
Blessed Virgin is absolutely real; and Jesus Christ absolutely died for our
real sins. But he died on a virtual cross after suffering for 11 virtual
hours. Virtually, we pierced him 2000 years ago, but in reality, we
pierced him this very day.
We are all perpetually at the foot of the cross, and yet we are virtually a
world away from 1st century Judea. In reality, God is Alpha and Omega,
the first and the last, but virtually speaking, she is from everlasting to
everlasting. If you flip a coin once, there is a 50% chance that it will land
on heads at least once; But if you flip a coin infinite times, there is an
infinite chance that it will land on heads at least once. However, it is not
exactly a 100% chance; but neither is it exactly less than 100%. We live
in a virtual world.
Does the inexactitude of the Universe mean that there is a real possibility
that the Universe could one day come to an end? No. That would be a
snowball's chance in hell.
(1 Cor 14:35) And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at
home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Eternality = real time. in reality, I sinned in one divinity, but was reborn
(repented) in another; However, virtually, I am Immaculate Conception
with Mary. If I was born really perfect, then I would be virtually perfect.
Not enough real time for me to sin. Time is an illusion, and though my
flesh is under this illusion, my spirit is not. I am not virtually perfect
post-repentance, because repentance is itself a form of disobedience --
but I am judged righteous by Christ in divine sequence before creation.
That divinity was lost. However, I am virtually redeemed, having crossed
over from the lost divinity into the 2nd divinity. Hence there are two
creation moments -- the old world which was destroyed and the new
world which is redeemed; Christ crucified and Christ resurrected in the
Immaculate Heart.
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Temporality = subsequential time. there is no beginning or end here.
Subsequent sins and subsequent restorations to the spirit seem to occur
here, but don't really. There is only one sin and one baptism for the
remission of sins. Christ hung on the cross in virtual time knowing that
he really didn't have to be born at all.
(Acts 17:26) And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all
the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the
bounds of their habitation;
Does infinitude mean that there is a real possibility that heaven could
end? No, infinitude means that there is a real parameter to eternity which
virtually is never exceeded. Hence, if you already exist temporally, then
you will live forever by virtue of infinitude. However, if you were not
eternally alive, then you cannot virtually exist, which is unfortunately
more than can be said for the victims of abortion.
Aborted fetuses were really alive but are virtually nonexistent. Just as we
have a real end that virtually never comes, aborted fetuses had a real
beginning that virtually never comes. Hence abortion is murder, but not
temporally -- it is an eternal murder.
But what about rape and incest? Women have sex emotionally and
therefore cannot orgasm under duress. Even I would have a problem
performing at knife point and my genitals are on the outside -- how much
less a woman? But rape is a traumatic event and sinners can behave in
surprising ways in moments of extreme anxiety, so let's concede a child
conceived by rape or incest -- why then would we punish the baby for the
actions of the rapist?
And by the way, people who talk about 'not wanting them to be punished
with a baby' should take a moment to reflect on their own precarious
beginnings! The only person ever punished with a child was Christ Jesus
and you are his son!
And when did "Yes we can" become "Yes we won't"? When did the
audacity of hope become the audacity of nope? Cannot the one who
ordains kings also take them out? Dana Reeve was stricken with terminal
lung cancer shortly after her speech at the DNC advocating embryonic
stem-cell research (and she never touched a cigarette) -- remember?
I Can...
Tainted love, infatuation
Time for some reeducation
Cuz these feeling ain't no good
You don't need'em -- understood?
First, don' panic, juss keep on a'walkin like yuh nah see'im...
Den tekk out uno match frem yuh pocket, light it, hol' it up inna di eer an'
trow it behind yuh leff-hand shouldah...
Continue walkin'...
Nex, tekk out anudda match, light it, hol' it up inna di eer an' trow it
behind yuh leff-hand shouldah juss like before...
Continue walkin'...
NOW... Tekk out una cherd match... light it... hol' it up inna di eer, but
dis time!... Blow it out an' put it back in yuh pocket -- di duppy'll stop
followin' yuh cau' him fi look fi di match!!!
Walk Good!
Jeringalem
In Aborigine lore, there is a Divine Sequence, or Beforetime in which
everything that happens in the world already took place and every
decision made was preordained. They called it Altjeringa, but White
settlers dubbed it Dreamtime, or 'the sacred once-upon-a-time time.'
Mention of this parallel event sequence is alluded to in the movie The
Last Wave from the acclaimed Australian film director Peter Weir:
Silly Sally
(An American Girl)
As with all witches, she had a pet cat named Charm (and what a
charming little pussy it was!) However, as a devout Catholic myself, I
didn't find her newfound interest in wicca particularly amusing.
Sweet Reina
Walking on life's 'la camina'
I perceived a sweet reina
¡Aye! -- she was so caliente
(Yo le miro adelante)
So I prayed to 'Dios Mio'
Like a statue en la Rio
Look, my arms are raised to God
(Hoping she'll give me the nod!)
You'll see me en la Iglesia
Y un casa we'll hacea
Dame este one more chance
As this boricua, I glance
Hoping she'll be responsivo
¡¡¡Por este mujer, Yo vivo!!!
Precious Princess
Delightful and pure
The wildflower unfurls
With radiant petals
Of blossoming swirls
And begs to be plucked
By these impolite girls
Who've cast off the lure
Of fake diamonds and pearls
To enjoy its sweet scent
In the breeze, as it were...
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Precious Princess, almost seven
With a smile as bright as heaven
Never lose your spunk and spark
And in life, you'll make your mark
Blackballed!
"I'll never understand your love of basketball!" I said to my father. "Why do
you enjoy watching people running back and forth on a court? Why not attend
a concert or a ballet?"
"A ballet?" he laughed. "Why do you enjoy watching people jumping up and
down on a stage?"
I'm no major league sports fan, but of all the sports I've been forced to
watch at my father's house, I find basketball to be the most edifying.
For one thing, I'll never understand the miracle of the three-point jump
shot. How does a man leap into the air and throw a ball from so far away
and yet still make the basket? Maybe if I paid more attention in school,
I'd be able to calculate the rate of speed and parabolic trajectory of the
ball, but these guys are obviously making these complex calculations
using a different mindset. Maybe when the public school system
integrates that "different" mindset into its curriculum (grading sports and
music equal to math and science) we will have an overall better
integration of our society.
Forever Learning
Searching
Lurching
Perching on a precarious birch
Branching out
Reaching, teaching
Leaching off the Truth I be preaching
Practicing 'I Ching'
While your black skin's bleaching
(Mark 9:38)And John answered him, saying, Master, we saw one casting out
devils in thy name, and he followeth not us: and we forbad him, because he
followeth not us. 39But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which
shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me. 40For he that
is not against us is on our part.
Of course, God is not the author of confusion -- there is one truth and
that truth is Catholic. Nevertheless, God made use of Man's confusion in
order to broaden the scope of her ministry. You can't fight a forest fire
with flame retardant only -- sometimes, you need to start a back blaze.
While the flame retardant and the back blaze are mutually opposed, both
are necessary to lessen the extent of the fire damage and ultimately put it
out.
In a cosmic civil war, the Protestants are like Sherman's army, cutting off
the supply-lines with Catholicism in order to make Georgia howl! So
let's have civility in our interfaith discourse, while looking forward to the
day when all will be brought into the Catholic Faith:
(Eph 4:13) Till we all come in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of
the Son of God, unto a perfect man, unto the measure of the stature of the
fulness of Christ:
I found a
message in a bottle;
It said, Bottle.
I found the
Bible in the Spirit;
It said, Spirit.
Does that mean that
The message is in a bottle?
Or is the bottle in the message?
Say the bottle is in the message,
And you will blaspheme the bottle.
Say the Spirit is in the Bible only
And you blaspheme the Spirit.
Later, I picked up the bottle
and on it was written:
'100-proof spirit'
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Caramel Limericks
There once was a girl from St. Kitts
Who had the most beautiful tits
And when she undressed
I felt so impressed
By how well that her negligée fits
In Isaiah 23, the burden of Tyre is revealed. However, only when one
understands the Biblical Tyre as a prophetic allusion to the island of
Jamaica, are we able to read this passage in a much different light. After
all, we are the irie isle!
1The burden of Tyre. Howl, ye ships of Tarshish; for it is laid waste, so that
there is no house, no entering in: from the land of Chittim it is revealed to them.
2Be still, ye inhabitants of the isle; thou whom the merchants of Zidon, that
pass over the sea, have replenished.
3And by great waters the seed of Sihor, the harvest of the river, is her revenue;
and she is a mart of nations.
The merchants of Zidon are cursed when the strength of the sea
(Africans), speak out against the transatlantic slave trade:
4Be thou ashamed, O Zidon: for the sea hath spoken, even the strength of the
sea, saying, I travail not, nor bring forth children, neither do I nourish up young
men, nor bring up virgins.
5As at the report concerning Egypt, so shall they be sorely pained at the report
of Tyre.
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With the British capture of Spanish Jamaica, the inhabitants of the isle
howl:
7Is this your joyous city, whose antiquity is of ancient days? her own feet shall
carry her afar off to sojourn.
8Who hath taken this counsel against Tyre, the crowning city, whose merchants
are princes, whose traffickers are the honourable of the earth? 9The LORD of
hosts hath purposed it, to stain the pride of all glory, and to bring into contempt
all the honourable of the earth.
The LORD ordained the earthquake that destroyed the merchant city and
shook the kingdoms:
11He stretched out his hand over the sea, he shook the kingdoms: the LORD
hath given a commandment against the merchant city, to destroy the strong
holds thereof.
12And he said, Thou shalt no more rejoice, O thou oppressed virgin, daughter
of Zidon: arise, pass over to Chittim; there also shalt thou have no rest.
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The Assyrian conquest and colonization of the Chaldees is quashed:
13Behold the land of the Chaldeans; this people was not, till the Assyrian
founded it for them that dwell in the wilderness: they set up the towers thereof,
they raised up the palaces thereof; and he brought it to ruin.
15And it shall come to pass in that day, that Tyre shall be forgotten seventy
years, according to the days of one king: after the end of seventy years shall
Tyre sing as an harlot.
16Take an harp, go about the city, thou harlot that hast been forgotten; make
sweet melody, sing many songs, that thou mayest be remembered.
17And it shall come to pass after the end of seventy years, that the LORD will
visit Tyre, and she shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all
the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth.
But the LORD shall consecrate the irie isle; and a new generation of
Christian leadership will work to advance peace and social justice:
18And her merchandise and her hire shall be holiness to the LORD: it shall not
be treasured nor laid up; for her merchandise shall be for them that dwell before
the LORD, to eat sufficiently, and for durable clothing.
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Helen of Tyre
(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
Terminator X
Terminator X doesn't have a protocol
He has a proto-cool
Systematically activated
Virtual simulations
Simultaneously stimulated
Sounds simple?
Well, allow me to illustrate...
Extermination phase
System malfunction
Prime directive violated by this fatal error phase
Annihilated
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But Terminator X continues to engage
On tha hypothetical level of this S.A.C.R.A.mental stage
Mixing pre-recorded lyrical samples
(For example)
On his 1200 Technics turntable
(Mentally unstable)
But now it's your turn -- you able?
Even the God who made us has a gender and that gender is feminine.
This is because God must think and thought requires an identification of
Ultimate Reality that must be distinct from the observer. This necessary
dualism is the cosmic impetus for the natural duality of human gender.
Therefore, it is impossible to live without possessing either a masculine
or feminine gender, which you would be (and must be) eternally
reminded of in the flesh.
You can adopt a new race (like Ruth who married into Judaism), but you
cannot adopt a new gender. This is because our minds are like vehicles
moving forward in time and while race is a direction, sex is the
propulsion. We can change course, but we can't stop moving -- that
would be nihilism! Let's continue down this road, girlfriend! -- you see,
while race is like an operating system, sex is like the hardware running it.
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Now, I can run Office on either Mac or Vista, but my Mac can never
become a Vista -- that would be Microhard!
So if you're in a man's body now, you will always be a man -- and if not,
then you're once, twice, three times a lady. But if you want to be Black
like me, go for it! And if I want to attend Der Ring des Nibelungen, so be
it! I won't be ostracized by insecure Blacks who are offended at the sight
of brother who acts too White for them. If Louis Farrakhan can perform
Mendelssohn, why can't we all?
Now let's take a look at how we differ from each other ethnically:
Light:
Ultraviolet blue rays;
Yellow sunlight;
Infrared radiation.
Fire:
The root of the flame is blue;
The middle flame is yellow;
The end of the flame is red.
Cognitive Science:
Blacks think unconsciously;
Asians think consciously;
Whites think self-consciously.
Psychology:
Blacks are spontaneous;
Asians are meticulous;
Whites are deliberate.
Child Psychology:
Black kids are rambunctious;
Asian kids are attentive;
White kids are observant.
Pedagogy:
Black kids learn by hearing;
Asian kids learn by doing;
White kids learn by seeing.
Memorization:
Black kids memorize by repeating it to themselves;
Asian kids memorize by writing it down;
White kids memorize by using flash cards.
Ethnology:
A Black thinks with his mouth;
An Asian thinks with his hands;
A White thinks with his eyes.
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Anthropology:
African culture is aural;
Asian culture is sensual;
European culture is visual.
Ontology:
I AM A MAN;
Here am I;
I think therefore I am.
Economics:
Blacks are giving;
Asians are receiving;
Whites are possessing.
Philosophy:
Blacks are communal.
Asians are mystical.
Whites are individual.
Sociology:
Africa gave us community;
Asia gave us theocracy;
Europe gave us democracy.
Ethics:
Blacks are carefree;
Asians are careful;
Whites are caretakers.
Spirituality:
Blacks are passionate;
Asians are melancholy;
Whites are joyful.
Comparative Religion:
Africa gave us shamanism;
Asia gave us legalism;
Europe gave us gnosticism.
Ecclesiology:
Blacks are prophets;
Asians are scribes;
Whites are administrators.
Business:
Blacks are representatives;
Asians are manufacturers;
Whites are managers.
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Methodology:
Blacks are aggressive;
Asians are submissive;
Whites are comprehensive.
Criminology:
Blacks commit impulsive crimes;
Asians commit "honor" crimes;
Whites commit premeditated crimes.
Military History:
Blacks take the initiative;
Asians are obedient;
Whites are strategic.
Art History:
Music comes from Africa;
Dance comes from Asia;
Painting comes from Europe.
Oratory:
Black people speak the way they sing;
Asians speak the way they move;
Whites speak the way they write.
Music:
Rhythm comes from Africa;
Melody comes from Asia;
Harmony comes from Europe.
Dance:
Africa gave us tap;
Asia gave us Tai Chi;
Europe gave us ballet.
Painting:
Africa gave us pattern;
Asia gave us texture;
Europe gave us form.
Style:
Africa gave us expressionism;
Asia gave us impressionism;
Europe gave us surrealism.
Performance:
Africa gave us improvisation;
Asia gave us recitation;
Europe gave us composition.
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Production:
Blacks were born in a studio;
Asians were born on stage;
Whites were born in a director's chair.
Religious Conversion:
Blacks come to Jesus;
Asians receive Jesus;
Whites know Jesus.
Mysticism:
Blacks perform miracles;
Asians receive miracles;
Whites explain miracles.
Theology:
Blacks gave us revival;
Asians gave us devotion;
Whites gave us doctrine.
Pneumatology:
Blacks speak in tongues;
Asians feel the presence;
Whites have visions.
Femininity:
A Black woman taunts her man;
An Asian woman tempts her man;
A White woman teases her man.
Masculinity:
Blacks make the first move;
Asians call you the next day;
Whites make it official.
African Dream
And Noah begat Ham
And Ham begat Cush
And Cush begat Nimrod, the mighty hunter
Village-mentality, social-consciousness
Structured around the good of the community
rather than the proprietary rights of the individual
Di Cleva Ruse
Di woman frem a'foreign???
((Mi nah know wha'fi she like!))
when I realized
that this was no illusion
I felt as though paralyzed
by the glorious confusion
Preexistent paps
Jostling and gyrating in an elemental miasmic
As my penile protrusion prodded the involuntary tectonic
Machina precluded by an Ex inexorable Deus desire
California Screamin'
Way out west (in a state so blue, it shows up on most maps as part of the
Pacific!), is a city I like to call Lost Angeles.
So-named for its desirable weather, Lost Angeles has quickly blossomed
into an entertainment mecca. But whether you've come here to see the
Hollywood Walk of Fame or perhaps add your own star to it, there are a
few rules which, if observed, will help you to get the most out of your
LADOT transit pass.
For instance, when dining on the Sunset Strip, understand that there are
different kinds of water, none of them under $5 (gratuity included!)
Also, if you're Black and shopping on Rodeo Drive, don't forget to bring
a scarf or a muffler (due, of course, to the draft of the security guard
breathing down your neck!) -- and by the way, a scarf is just about all
you can afford on Rodeo!
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If you're in West Hollywood and you decide to go to a nightclub, don't be
surprised when your bartender is a 'buff' topless adonis with blonde
highlights. There are many gay nightclubs in LA, and the majority of the
people in them are heterosexual. But when I see a dude dressed like Cher
asking me if I believe in life after love, it makes wonder if I can turn
back time!
There are many great beaches in LA, from Venice Beach to the Santa
Monica Pier. However, due to the ice-cold water, you may find your
swimsuit to be decidedly less utilitarian and perhaps more aesthetic than
you might have hoped. This, of course, is the reason why Malibu surfers
wear full-bodied wetsuits; but if you still feel ready to catch a 'gnarly'
wave and 'hang ten', then what more can I say?: horizontal fin = dolphin;
vertical fin = shark!
There are three things you need if you want to survive in LA: a car, an
agent, and a pair of chopsticks! Of course, LA is known for its
multiculturalism, whether it be Asian or Hispanic (and if you put 'em
together, you have a Pilipino!), and then there are the West-coast Blacks
-- Westside!!!
Sometimes, Black people come across as being terse (even rude!), but
that's all part of the charm; you see, there's only two kinds of people
that'll ever tell you the truth to your face: kids and Black folk! But
oftentimes, our abruptness belies our uncanny ability to say something
without saying it! It is easy to hang a Black man on his words because
the pacing and tenor of his speech is where the true meaning lies, so don't
get all bent out of shape when you hear a Black pastor utter God Damn
Amerik.k.k.a in a decontextualized snippet, or a woman who is proud of
her country for the first time! It's a dramatic device -- deal with it!
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Now while Blacks tend to live in South Central, the Mexicans mostly
live in the barrios of East LA, where it isn't uncommon to find a Rosary
hanging from a gang-tattooed neck! However, while all Mexicans are not
the same, the one thing they all seem to have in common is a 'Mayan
calendar' wall-clock, a beaded car-seat cover, and a grandmother from
Nicaragua!
Every gringo knows that if you need help moving or lifting something,
there are Mexican day-laborers standing in the parking lot of any Home
Depot, but when limousine liberals in their Spanish-tiled Beverly Hills
'haciendas' sip their pinot grigioes out of gold-trimmed glasses while
listening to Santana beneath a wall-mounted Tijuana Sombrero,
remember the Mexican farm-workers hunched over the vineyards of
Sonoma, the sweat of their sun-burnt foreheads baptizing the grapes of
wrath that never seem to fill their straw-thatched baskets!
Finally, LA is known for its 'laid back' attitude. After all, they did name
their airport 'lax'! But before you invest in sunglasses, electrolysis and
maps to the stars' homes, remember that there are no small parts, only
small actors -- except for the nude scenes of course!
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Tinsel Town
Somewhere over the rainbow,
On the same lot where they filmed Rambo,
You might find a cowardly lion,
Did I say cowardly lion? or lying coward?
Acting like a tin man, a thin man, a tiny man living in Tinsel Town?
Did I say man? I meant nam.
But what's in a nam?
Maybe it was a man
who got his PhD in order to get out of having to serve in 'Nam.
And what about the scarecrow?
Did I say scarecrow? or workscared?
Cuz he's scared to work
Yup, so he acts like a munchkin
waiting for some dorothy to show'im around
But I guess that's how it is in Tinsel Town.
Asian Persuasion
Sushi and Sashimi
(In a Mitsubishi)
Riding Through the city
Wearing Hello Kitty
Listening to Zen
On a shamisen
Waiting for Miyako
"Domo Arigato"
Reading Hentai comics
Eating rice with chopsticks
"Find a western man"
"Marry if you can"
Have another sake?
(After Karaoke)
What brings you to Asia?
Wanna f*ck a geisha?
Trading on the Nikkei?
Searching for a sensei?
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Origami swan
(Sony flat-screen on!)
Solving a Sudoku
Slicing up some tofu
With a Ginsu knife
Here's your Asian wife!!
Jobama
In Hollywood, when two famous people are romantically linked, they
oftentimes receive a combination-name (or portmanteau) such as TomKat
or Brangelina. Most recently, this device has been used to link Barack
Obama with his running mate Joe Biden. But Jobama may have a deeper
significance when the now President-elect is compared to the namesake
of all Josephs, that is, Joe the Hebrew!:
(Ps 105:17-22) He sent a man before them, even Joseph, who was sold for a
servant: 18Whose feet they hurt with fetters: he was laid in iron: 19Until the
time that his word came: the word of the Lord tried him. 20The king sent and
loosed him; even the ruler of the people, and let him go free. 21 He made him
lord of his house, and ruler of all his substance: 22To bind his princes at his
pleasure; and teach his senators wisdom.
Whether it was Obama's selection of Joe Biden, Palin's appeal to Joe Six-
pack, or the Republican everyman Joe the Plumber, the national zeitgeist
during the 2008 presidential election seemed to be whispering, Joe...
Joe...
Of course, Psalm 105 alludes to the liberated slave and ethnic minority
Joseph whose meteoric ascendancy to the Egyptian prime ministry rivals
that of our own first Black president. Surely, the comparison is uncanny,
and yet if we read more deeply into the life and times of Joe the Hebrew,
we are confronted with even more uncanny parallels!
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For instance, Jobama is seen as a redemptive figure whose popularity
helps to unite the country, improve the social-standing of Blacks, and
mollify White guilt; similarly, Joe the Hebrew took away Rachel's
reproach:
(Gen 30:22-24) And God remembered Rachel, and God hearkened to her, and
opened her womb. 23And she conceived, and bare a son; and said, God hath
taken away my reproach: 24And she called his name Joseph;
Jobama was seen as the fulfillment of Dr. King's dream, for which he
was resented by some of his political rivals; similarly, Joe the Hebrew
was hated for his dream:
(Gen 37:5) And Joseph dreamed a dream, and he told it his brethren: and they
hated him yet the more.
Jobama was attacked by the Religious Right and likened to the beast of
the antichrist in the fundamentalist media; similarly, the brothers of Joe
the Hebrew tried to implicate him with a beast:
(Ge 37:19-20) And they said one to another, Behold, this dreamer cometh.
20Come now therefore, and let us slay him, and cast him into some pit, and we
will say, Some evil beast hath devoured him: and we shall see what will
become of his dreams.
The notion that Jobama was an Arab was used by some as a cover for
their ethnic hatred; similarly, the brothers of Joe the Hebrew sold him to
the Arabs in order to remove their own culpability:
(Gen 37:27) Come, and let us sell him to the Ishmeelites, and let not our hand
be upon him; for he is our brother and our flesh. And his brethren were content.
A former president's wife made Jobama an offer to run with her as her
VP:
(Gen 39:7) And it came to pass after these things, that his master's wife cast
her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.
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Jobama helped Blacks to move beyond slavery and Jim Crow; similarly,
the children of Joe the Hebrew helped him forget all his toil and
affliction:
(Ge 41:51-52) And Joseph called the name of the firstborn Manasseh: For God,
said he, hath made me forget all my toil, and all my father's house. 52And the
name of the second called he Ephraim: For God hath caused me to be fruitful in
the land of my affliction.
(Gen 41:38-39) And Pharaoh said unto his servants, Can we find such a one as
this is, 39Forasmuch as God hath shewed thee all this, there is none so discreet
and wise as thou art:
(Gen 41:54) And the seven years of dearth began to come, according as Joseph
had said: and the dearth was in all lands;
Jobama is now angling congress to release TARP funds for his economic
relief package; similarly, Joe the Hebrew opened the storehouses of
Egypt to provide famine relief:
(Gen 41:55-56) And when all the land of Egypt was famished, the people cried
to Pharaoh for bread: and Pharaoh said unto all the Egyptians, Go unto Joseph;
what he saith to you, do. 56And the famine was over all the face of the earth:
and Joseph opened all the storehouses, and sold unto the Egyptians; and the
famine waxed sore in the land of Egypt.
(Ge 42:7-8) And Joseph saw his brethren, and he knew them, but made himself
strange unto them, and spake roughly unto them; and he said unto them,
Whence come ye? 8And Joseph knew his brethren, but they knew not him.
(Ge 47:20) And Joseph bought all the land of Egypt for Pharaoh; for the
Egyptians sold every man his field, because the famine prevailed over them: so
the land became Pharaoh's.
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Jobama plans to make jobs a priority during his administration;
similarly, Joe the Hebrew instituted his own jobs stimulus:
(Gen 47:23) Then Joseph said unto the people, Behold, I have bought you this
day and your land for Pharaoh: lo, here is seed for you, and ye shall sow the
land.
Jobama plans to raise the capital gains tax rate to 20%; similarly, Joe the
Hebrew levied his own 20% tax:
(Ge 47:24) And it shall come to pass in the increase, that ye shall give the fifth
part unto Pharaoh, and four parts shall be your own, for seed of the field, and
for your food, and for them of your households, and for food for your little
ones.
As you can see, there are many parallels between Joe the Hebrew and
our current leadership. But perhaps the greatest impact our new president
will make is the new precedent he set as to who can attain to the highest
office. What a powerful symbol it is to the rest of the world (and to every
society gripped by sectarian violence and intergenerational ethnic
rivalries) that such a reconciliation can occur in so great a nation:
(Gen 50:14-20) And Joseph returned into Egypt, he, and his brethren, and all
that went up with him to bury his father, after he had buried his father. 15And
when Joseph's brethren saw that their father was dead, they said, Joseph will
peradventure hate us, and will certainly requite us all the evil which we did
unto him. 16And they sent a messenger unto Joseph, saying, Thy father did
command before he died, saying, 17So shall ye say unto Joseph, Forgive, I pray
thee now, the trespass of thy brethren, and their sin; for they did unto thee evil:
and now, we pray thee, forgive the trespass of the servants of the God of thy
father. And Joseph wept when they spake unto him. 18And his brethren also
went and fell down before his face; and they said, Behold, we be thy servants.
19And Joseph said unto them, Fear not: for am I in the place of God? 20But as
for you, ye thought evil against me; but God meant it unto good, to bring to
pass, as it is this day, to save much people alive.
Responsibility
Responsibility -- but what does it mean?
Turning from sin and coming clean
Forget the old white dude on the cloud up above
The greatest religion is when you believe in His love
Cuz just cuz you have kids, doesn't make you a dad
And saying 'I love you' when you don't is just sad
And just cuz you're legal, don't make you mature
But having a conscience will always endure
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Feelgood ain't nothin' but a college-educated, lab-coat-wearing,
straight-up pusher. He moonlights as a mental health professional, but
once he's got you stretched out on that plush leather couch, my man will
offer you pills for your mental ills (but it's gonna' cost ya' a lot o'bills).
Now pimp this...
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There are two 20th century ideologies that took their cue from pagan
mysticism and esoteric philosophy: Nazism and Psychoanalysis. But
what else do these two ideologies have in common? -- and remember,
don't talk to me, talk to the puppet!
And what is crazy? In the Book of Acts, Peter and the apostles were
branded crazy for speaking in tongues (Acts 2:15; 1 Cor 14:23); David
was dancing naked in the temple (2 Sam 6:20) and foaming at the mouth
in the Philistine court (1 Sam 21:13). Were they crazy? Am I crazy
because the Spirit of God moves my body and inspires me to speak in
tongues? Was Nostradamus crazy when he penned the following?:
If the majority of the people in this world are at some level insane, then
wouldn't it stand to reason that the people who this world brands as crazy
are actually the sane ones? And yet we see our mental health facilities
filled with priests and prophets, visionaries and demoniacs in need of
exorcism. We don't need Dr. Feelgood, we need Dr. Realgood! But to all
my brutha's getting stuck with needles and electrically shocked for
preaching the gospel, keep tight and know that the day is coming -- and
already is! -- when we're all gonna' fly this cuckoo's nest (and when they
ask why you stopped taking your meds, tell 'em to ask the goddamn pill!):
Why is it that when we talk to God, we're said to be praying; but when God
talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
(Lily Tomlin)
Now let's do a little word association. I'll say a word and you tell me the
first thought that comes to your mind:
• Patriot
• Traitor
• Freedom
• Shackles
• Democracy
• Tyranny
• Equality
• Relativity
• Self-evident truths
• Consenting adults
• Give me liberty!
• Give me death!
If the patriots walked into today's High Court, they would be hauled
away in plastic handcuffs for daring to believe in eternal, unchanging and
self-evident values and moral imperatives! They would be mocked in our
media and derided in our Universities! -- and aren't they already! We
have replaced self-evident truths with psycho-scientific theories;
ideology with methodology! The center cannot hold! Our forefathers'
blood cries out from the ground -- how long will this courtocratic
tyranny subvert the will of the people and the Spirit of Liberty who gave
it?
Where is the God of New England? -- the Spirit of '76? The Sons of
Liberty staring down impending British warships? And what do we see
on our horizon? A ghastly culture of death ruled by a judicial tyranny,
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having once cast off the British yoke only to exchange His Majesty for
His Magistrate!:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they
are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these
are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights,
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the
consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes
destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it,
and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and
organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect
their Safety and Happiness.
But what of minority rights? How can we guarantee that minorities won't
be oppressed by the tyranny of the majority? By basing our laws on
inalienable rights that cannot be impeached by any future government!
That would require and infallible constitution, but the U.S. Constitution
is not, nor does it say it is, an infallible document. On the contrary, it is a
living document subject to amendment, revision and interpretation.
Hence, the dirty job of safeguarding the rights of minorities falls upon
the courts! That would be a courtocracy!
And what has the Court gotten us!? What EVER has the Court given
us!?:
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the
public good.
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering
fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with
power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
This dilemma is further exasperated the fact that, next to Christ, all
people were at one time faithless -- which is why we need laws in the first
place, remember? And because the letter of the law can be
misinterpreted (intentionally or otherwise), the Supreme Interpreter of
that infallible constitution must himself be infallible (a vicarious criste!)
That would be a papacy! (And whatever you may think of Roman
Catholicism, it is after all the longest continuously-running institution in
human history!)
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most
humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated
injury.
But I've got a better idea! Let's base our laws on science and psychology!
Now, we's in the Park Avenue office suite of my main man Dr. Feelgood!
-- and if it FEEL good, it BE good, you dig?
Dr. Feelgood gots to have a clock mounted behind yo' chair so he can
check the time without you seeing. Hey man, it's just a jobby-job!
Dr. Feelgood gots his medical degree certificate mounted on his wall.
Oooh -- he's so smart! I'll bet he can tell me about my Oedipal rage, anal
fixation, collective conscience, repression and denial, he's got me all
figured out!
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Dr. Feelgood thinks that one-in-ten people are gay. Hey, be honest --
aren't we all a little gay? It's a sliding scale -- a spectrum!
Or better yet, while the good doctor practices the smile they taught him
in grad school (with the teeth they bought him in grade school!), let's
have a 'look-see' at what psychiatry really is!:
Now, I used to teach elementary school and it's real freaking simple -- if
the kid tries to put a square peg in a round hole, keep 'em back a year!
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But now we're giving marriage certificates and adoption rights to people
who wouldn't even make it out of goddamn kindergarten!
So let's go on a gay scavenger hunt for every 'gay' monkey and egg-
incubating male penguin in order to recreate a gay Universe! But while
we may observe two male monkeys playing with (and perhaps grooming)
each other, we have yet to see a male monkey climax sexually in the ass
of another monkey -- I guess they're too evolved! You can call Pastor
Rick Warren a homophobe if you like, but he's got a chimp for a
publicist! You can stare down the Holy Father (and every other major
belief system!), but you can't stare down the fish in the sea -- they've got
no eyelids! Neither can you play a game of chicken with an actual
chicken! The fabric of the Universe protests vehemently against
homosexuality no matter how much society condones it! Not even the
LORD God herself is capable of undoing the things which are absolutely
necessary to facilitate life! But if you rebel against Lord of the Flies, then
it is nature (and not God) who is the dispenser of natural recompense!:
(2 Pet 2:11-12) Whereas angels, which are greater in power and might, bring
not railing accusation against them before the Lord. 12But these, as natural
brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they
understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
Or... you could just get a little crazy with my number one 'sexy ho' with
the Lexapro, sista' psychiatry. Depressed? She's got the dope to make
you hope! -- and even though she may have graduated from Wassamatta
U (magna 'cum loudly'), let's not forget about her sweet sexy sibling
psychology who looks just like her 'cept she's got a Ph.D (also known as
a Pretty Hard Dick -- opps!) Now try not to forget about them hormone
treatments, She-Ra: Princess of Power! Or better yet, why don't you git'
comf'terble on my li'l plush couch? 'Cuz it's time for anotha' jive-talkin'
session with -- you got it! -- Dr. Feelgood!: Remember me??? I'm the
man of tha hour -- two if you can afford it! -- and a brutha' like no utha'
who's a bad mutha- [shut-yo'-mouth!!]:
Dr. Feelgood is concerned with getting your butt back to work, not with
healing your mind. I'm okay -- you're okay! Time's up, see you next week!
Dr. Feelgood doesn't want to hear your problems. Instead, he runs down
a checklist of neuroses in order to figure out which drug to prescribe. If
you go off-script, he will use mind games to get you back on it. Hey, I'm
your best friend! But I can't help you if you don't answer these questions!
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Don't you wanna' get better? You're gonna' have to trust someone
sometime!
Dr. Feelgood believes that all insanity is traced back to the terror of
death. But instead of repenting to the God of life, he's going to try to get
you to accept your death as a passage to ultimate self-fulfillment. But
this 'death-acceptance' is as fallacious as it is feckless; and those who
attempt it will inevitably be crushed by the weight of its absurdity:
(Is 28:18-20) And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your
agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass
through, then ye shall be trodden down by it. 19From the time that it goeth
forth it shall take you: for morning by morning shall it pass over, by day and by
night: and it shall be a vexation only to understand the report. 20For the bed is
shorter than that a man can stretch himself on it: and the covering narrower
than that he can wrap himself in it.
So do you still want to talk to the good doctor? 'Cause if you do, then Dr.
Feelgood's got the prescription for your conniption already filled, sugar-
pill! But as for me and my house, I shall exit the ward I can't afford and
worship the LORD -- Amen? So the next time Dr. Feelgood comes
'round trying to pilfer you with a pill for you, tell him that you just had a
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breakthrough (and if he asks what happened, tell him it's yo' mutha's
fault, sucka'!
Why'm I Angry?!
Why'm I angry?!
Why're you crying!
Tissues flying!
Weeping, sighing
Gave up on trying
d
y
i
n
g
To find the source of these raging emotions
With neurological potions
And psychiatric notions
Becoming legislative motions
To end Catholic devotions
No, I just can't explain
Why I just can't contain
This lyrical pain
That emits from my brain
Like I'm going insane
Unable to complain
About the way
In which I stay
Above the fray
'Oh yeah -- we say
You got to pray
Just to make it today'
With my new jack sway
Like I's Kid 'n Play
Or a spiritual deejay
That you don't even have to pay...
'Cuz dis type of sh*t happens every day!'
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Insane in the Membrane
Not just the Blacks, but all segments of society benefit from minority
rights. But if the tyranny of the majority can only be buffeted by the legal
system, and if the legal system is premised on psychiatric methodology,
then you might as well get Houston on the line because we have a
problem! Law is not a technique; it is a belief system premised on some
notion of ultimate reality and higher truth. Otherwise, you will have
lawlessness (which is bad for minorities as well as the majority). But the
angelic soldiers of the continental army would rather that we pursue
happiness and the cause of liberty, which both God promised and their
hallowed blood procured.
We were slaves to King George and King Cotton; will we now shirk our
duty to our fathers and shrink from history, permitting ourselves to once
again become ensnared by the yoke of science and the noose of
psychiatry?
Freedom makes a choice; Nihilism denies choice. To the extent that both
oppose authority, both are libertine to some extent, but the similarity
ends whereas freedom embraces a higher authority whilst nihilism
abdicates the very notion of authority, including its own!
I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago.
We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had
inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he
was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and
hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms.
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And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to
tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember
it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I
was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my
forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to
do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.
And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that
these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who
fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled
with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten
divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly.
(Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now)
We can't win this last great global conflict without any sense of who we
are and where we're headed! We've gone from "loose lips sink ships" to
"don't ask don't tell" when instead, we should be utilizing the gospel
message to drive a wedge in their culture!
Shake up the bushes, and the snakes will crawl out! But instead, we are
thrusting ourselves into the bushes blindfolded by political correctness --
and we will continue to stagnate there until we settle our moral debate!
POW*MIA
Fearless soldier, strong and brave
Now it's up to you to save
Uncle Sam is all you have
Buried in an unmarked grave
Holding On
One hand extended
Reaching out
To the one I befriended
Before it all ended
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But on the other hand
I'm holding on
To the edge of the ledge
Of a solemn pledge
To have and to hold
'Til death do us part
And when my blood runs cold
I still will
Hold on
Holding one
If this Ethics Code establishes a higher standard of conduct than is required by law,
psychologists must meet the higher ethical standard. If psychologists' ethical
responsibilities conflict with law, regulations, or other governing legal authority,
psychologists make known their commitment to this Ethics Code and take steps to
resolve the conflict in a responsible manner. If the conflict is unresolvable via such
means, psychologists may adhere to the requirements of the law, regulations, or
other governing authority in keeping with basic principles of human rights.
They strive to help the public in developing informed judgments and choices
concerning human behavior. In doing so, they perform many roles, such as
researcher, educator, diagnostician, therapist, supervisor, consultant, administrator,
social interventionist, and expert witness.
VII. Thou shalt serve the APA above any other organization or
church:
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If the demands of an organization with which psychologists are affiliated or for
whom they are working conflict with this Ethics Code, psychologists clarify the
nature of the conflict, make known their commitment to the Ethics Code, and to the
extent feasible, resolve the conflict in a way that permits adherence to the Ethics
Code.
Psychologists are aware that special safeguards may be necessary to protect the
rights and welfare of persons or communities whose vulnerabilities impair
autonomous decision making.
X. Thou shalt not have any distinction among races, sexes, ages
or conditions:
Psychologists are aware of and respect cultural, individual, and role differences,
including those based on age, gender, gender identity, race, ethnicity, culture,
national origin, religion, sexual orientation, disability, language, and socioeconomic
status and consider these factors when working with members of such groups.
Psychologists try to eliminate the effect on their work of biases based on those
factors, and they do not knowingly participate in or condone activities of others
based upon such prejudices.
Bad Chemistry
Love is not the opposite of fear, it is its opposition:
(1 John 4:18) There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear:
because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.
Since the pharmaceuticals don't make any money and they control the
doctors. If the doctors don't make any money then all hell breaks loose. In
communities like LA and New York they are using a lot of the youth for a test
sight.
(Afrika Bambaataa)
POP QUIZ: Why would a prison warden tacitly permit his inmates to
abuse drugs?
Chemical Reactions
There are no evil emotions. Jesus was joyful at the return of the seventy
disciples (Luke 10:21); he was livid at King Herod's death threats (Luke
13:31-32), he sweat droplets of blood in Gethsemane (Luke 22:44).
Emotions are good and ought not be suppressed; but if you walk into a
church and everybody's ear-to-ear smiles, you may be in a cult.
It is not the saliva making the dog hungry, but rather it is the hunger that
produces the saliva. Likewise, it is not the chemical imbalance that
produces the behavior; but men, choosing a certain direction (perhaps
from infancy!) induce these biological and metabolic changes which
result in an entirely different physical appearance than that which they
otherwise would have had were it not for their precursory choice:
(Ps 51:5,7) Behold, I was shapen in iniquity, and in sin did my mother
conceive me. 7Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall
be whiter than snow.
Walk into any church, and you can tell at a glance who converted before
puberty and who converted after. Now walk into any gay nightclub, and
see if you can tell who is gay from childhood and who just walked in to
use the phone because their car just broke down outside!
(Ro 1:26) For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their
women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
B. If chemical secretions produce thoughts and desires, the only treatment for
insanity would be pharmaceutic (and psychiatric research is bankrolled by
drug companies).
But then again, maybe you are just the product of chemical brain
reactions? Maybe you're not ultimately responsible and accountable for
who you are and what you think about? Maybe no one is? -- and so all of
our addictions, compulsions and obsessions are nothing more than
evolutionary buy-products?:
It is the reward pathway that governs our instinctual drives, and when this
pathway malfunctions, any number of instinctual drives may also malfunction.
We now know that this malfunctioning process has been associated not only
with drug addiction, but also food addiction, sex addiction, and a number of
other compulsive disorders including attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Individuals who are predisposed to becoming addicted have been shown to
have a variant gene that causes this reward cascade to malfunction
While it would be absurd to assert that other diseases of the brain such as
schizophrenia or depression are due to weak will or moral character, it is still
the prevailing opinion of many, including healthcare professionals, that drug
addiction is about improper choices rather than improper brain function.
Current scientific evidence has revealed that chemical addiction is a process
that is caused by a malfunctioning cascade of neurotransmitters which is further
exacerbated by drug use.
(APhA 2001 -- American Pharmaceutical Association 148th Annual Meeting:
Therapeutic Updates)
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In a Jersey motel
As the profits foretell
"This world is hell!"
When the rockets propel
In the streets of Israel
Chemical Solution
Giving an addict psychoactive drugs is like giving a pyromaniac a fire
extinguisher! Giving an addict psychoactive drugs is like giving a
kleptomaniac an expense account! Giving an addict psychoactive drugs
is like giving a nymphomaniac the keys to my apartment! Addicted to
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nicotine? Here, have a nicorette! Psychiatry has devolved from treating
the root causes of mental illness to managing its symptoms! But you
cannot blame the illness on the symptoms -- that would be diagnosis
murder!
And by the way, kudos to TomKat and Vinnie Barbarino for their gutsy
career-threatening stance against psychoactive medication; and kudos to
the Church of Scientology for their highly successful (and much
maligned) drug treatment program. And yet the Hollywood drug culture
(that claimed the life of Anna Nicole) is not only a threat to the
entertainment industry, but also to national security! A culture premised
on the abdication of liberty to the tyranny of the flesh cannot hope to
prevail in the face of looming threats! We know that the world will test
our metal and we know that weakness invites it! But while Putin and
Ahmadinejad have absolutely no doubt in their minds and no fear in their
hearts, when I looked into Satan's eyes, all I can see is an A, a P and
another A:
Research over several decades has demonstrated that sexual orientation
ranges along a continuum, from exclusive attraction to the other sex to
exclusive attraction to the same sex. Many think that nature and nurture both
play complex roles; most people experience little or no sense of choice about
their sexual orientation.
(APA 2008 -- Answers to your questions: For a better understanding of
sexual orientation and homosexuality)
The shot heard 'round the world had nothing to do with the tenuous
discharge of a forgotten musket ball; it was about Freedom, Liberty, and
Self-determination! But now, the traitors to Democracy have subverted
free will for a Chemical Final Solution! It is an existential threat to
Democracy that we permit psychiatrists to vote and give testimony in
courts! It is the height of hypocrisy that we allow slychiatry to inform are
laws and subvert the popular will! Our last civil war was between the
blue and the grey, will the next one be between the blue and the red? And
yet the Russian seer Igor Panarin has forewarned of the dissolution of
the United States sometime before the next election cycle! When
chemicals dissolve, so goes the nation!; but terrorists (like all bullies)
only pick on the weak!
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And as for the 'sexual orientation continuum,' it is true that people can
behave more gayly than others, but slychiatrists conflate behavior with
character. There is no continuum between gay and straight because
there is no continuum between man and woman; truth and lie; right and
wrong; life and death! But there is a continuum between dumb and
dumber!
And what about the true faggots that cry, Why would I choose this!
There's no doubt in my mind that they were born that way! The record is
clear that both men and boys were pressed against Lot's door in Sodom
(Gen 19:4-5), but so what! We were all born sinning in one way or
another which is why we all need to get born again! But how can we be
born again if we refuse to confess our sins to a righteous God whose
wrath is just and whose mercy is infinite!
And how can we criticize China for its human rights abuses when we've
got a 'One America Policy' right here! We read in the history books
about bleeding Kansas and we've got Bleeding California right here --
right now! The slave states and the free states are becoming the gay
states and the straight states! What will we do?! What will we do?!
Now I'm not Panarin. I don't forecast the dissolution of the United States;
but instead, I forecast a New Resolution: that the U. S. Constitution be
amended to bring the Supreme Court under the auspices of the Roman
Church and that its Pope be granted authority to install and depose its
judges. I also propose a Personal Freedom Amendment, denying and/or
revoking citizenship (and the rights pertaining) to anyone who confesses
that they are not in complete and utter transcendent control of
themselves. It is impossible to impart human rights to the subhuman;
since they cannot control themselves, let them become as slaves to us,
and possessions to dispose of as we will in Jesus' Name:
(Ex 21:2-3; 5-6) If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in
the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. 3If he came in by himself, he shall
go out by himself: 5And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, I will
not go out free: 6Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also
bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear
through with an awl; and he shall serve him for ever.
America no doubt has a destiny -- and God is vested in it! But while I
believe in exceptionalism every bit as much as the next Alaskan (you
betcha'!), we must also remember that the sovereignty of God explicitly
reserves the right to lift that anointing -- just ask Saul! Or better yet, ask
the goddamn chemicals in your brain what they think!
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Straight people don't belong in strait-jackets! And yet at every turn, we
see a wicked generation beguiled and bamboozled by the murderous
propaganda of a slychiatric führer, consigning truth and justice to the
chemically-induced gas chambers! Like any parasite, they have attached
themselves to all facets of our society in order to gestate and germinate
their faggotry and anti-American anti-Christian freedom-denying
manifesto! This is crunch-time! The APA now stands as the worst threat
to our national security and general welfare of this nation or any other!
(Dan 11:36) and he shall exalt himself, and magnify himself above every god,
and shall speak marvellous things against the God of gods, and shall prosper till
the indignation be accomplished: 37Neither shall he regard the God of his
fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify
himself above all. 38But in his estate shall he honour the God of forces: and a
god whom his fathers knew not shall he honour with gold, and silver, and with
precious stones, and pleasant things.
The APA and its collective membership are the beast and the Antichrist!
-- the abomination that maketh desolate! They are traitors to the gospel;
traitors to liberty; traitors to humanity; and traitors to democracy! They
are domestic terrorist non-enemy combatants who have (by their own
declaration!) forfeited their rights as citizens! WE KNOW WHAT WE
DO WITH TRAITORS!!!
The time has come -- and isn't it already?! -- for the people of this great
nation to rise up against APA-approved homo-despotism! Otherwise,
Amerik.k.k.a will slouch toward an evermore pronounced estrangement
from the world (and by 'the world' I mean reality!) and the political
polarity of the nations will shift toward totalitarianism (if only to stave off
encroaching American nihilism!)
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We're creating a new 'powder keg' wherein radical regimes will
proliferate almost as fast as their nuclear stockpiles. But as the
mushroom-shaped war clouds gather, the Amerik.k.k.an people will
remain bitterly divided, riotous, irresolute, helplessly (and haplessly)
mired in crushing debt and sky-rocketing inflation; productivity is
hampered by the social side-effects of psychoactive habit-forming
prescription medications which impair both thought and physiological
development. Meanwhile, our enemies are kneeling to Mecca five times
a day and manufacturing the computers we can't do without and that their
intelligence services will no doubt later hack into to! -- and the sad part
is, I'm not sure whether this scenario falls under the category of
prediction or postdiction!:
(Ezek 28:6-10) Therefore thus saith the Lord God; Because thou hast set thine
heart as the heart of God; 7Behold, therefore I will bring strangers upon thee,
the terrible of the nations: and they shall draw their swords against the beauty
of thy wisdom, and they shall defile thy brightness. 8They shall bring thee
down to the pit, and thou shalt die the deaths of them that are slain in the midst
of the seas. 9Wilt thou yet say before him that slayeth thee, I am God? but thou
shalt be a man, and no God, in the hand of him that slayeth thee. 10Thou shalt
die the deaths of the uncircumcised by the hand of strangers: for I have spoken
it, saith the Lord God.
(Gen 49:22) Joseph is a fruitful bough, even a fruitful bough by a well; whose
branches run over the wall: 23The archers have sorely grieved him, and shot at
him, and hated him: 24But his bow abode in strength, and the arms of his hands
were made strong by the hands of the mighty God of Jacob; (from thence is the
shepherd, the stone of Israel:) 25Even by the God of thy father, who shall help
thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above,
blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb:
26The blessings of thy father have prevailed above the blessings of my
progenitors unto the utmost bound of the everlasting hills: they shall be on the
head of Joseph, and on the crown of the head of him that was separate from his
brethren.
Pastor Rick Warren says he loves gays and so do I; and that's why I'm
going to move heaven and earth to rescue those that can be and prevent
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those that would have been. But when the adopted children of gay
parents open their eyes for the first time, having sinned from beforetime
(and thus entering the temporal stage in rebellion), I'll be damned if the
first thing those tiny impressionable eyes see is my two dads!
Let no child understand the horrors I've witnessed; let no child read these
words; and if they do, let them scratch their heads in astonishment -- not
understanding what it means! Let it be an allegory for something else!
And as for my gay friends, please know that were it possible, I would
end my life in bloody crucifixion if only to save just one of you. The
tears on my face are as bitter as the waters of Meribah whenever I think
of the horrors and humiliations; psychic sufferings which I surmise are
beyond my knowing -- preventable horrors! -- and I don't know of any
real Christian that doesn't concur with this sentiment; but I do know that
with every ounce of strength I can muster, I will sound the alarm and be
a devilish beacon of hope so that the children of my children will not
have to read these awful words!
But God in his goodness has taken it upon himself to endure the lowest
hell in order to spare the world what might have been -- and when Christ
said, It is finished, hell went out of business! And we can expect the devil
to undercut his prices as he closes up shop!
Gay Messiah
A faggot is an Old French term denoting tree or stick
It cannot change the way it grows and so is hewn real quick
Devoid of any consciousness, it yield's to nature's trick
And deems itself a natural born religious heretic
In either instance, it's not the behavior that's the problem; it's the
suffering. That's because mental illness is a matter of the heart, not the
body -- and it can only be cured in the heart:
(Ps 51:10-12) Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit
within me. 11Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit
from me. 12Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation; and uphold me with thy
free spirit.
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Now just as a drunk doesn't know that they're drunk while they're drunk,
a sinner doesn't know that they're a sinner until they confess. That's why
confession is necessary for salvation. Another word for confession is
baptism:
(Matt 3:11) I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance: but he that
cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he
shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:
If a man doesn't confess his sins, his own biochemistry will kill him. It's
not "children in the eyes of an angry God!" God doesn't kill people;
people kill people! This world is our hell and divine recompense is
nothing more than a metaphor for natural recompense. It is sin that kills,
not God's wrath! Nobody killed Judas, he hanged himself in his own bio-
fluid (the field of blood) and so shall it be with all non-repentant!:
(Deut 24:16) The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall
the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for
his own sin.
Now all Christians are schizophrenics; when you're born again, you take
on a new persona which may come into conflict with the old self. That
would be MPD; a split personality. Non-Christians don't experience this
phenomenon -- nor does God. But if all the world is crazy, then who's in
our asylums? Nevertheless, in a world where all are born sinning, it's the
born-again Jesus-freaks who survive because they reject their sin-toxins
through the cleansing of Jesus' blood. It's as if the villain of the first
Terminator movie becomes the hero in the sequel, extending his hand to
a skeptical Sarah Connor with the words "Come with me if you want to
live." But unlike the real Terminator, this sequel's better than the
original! Hasta la vista, baby!
But in this world, mental disorder is not the disease, it's the cure!:
(Matt 16:24) Then said Jesus unto his disciples, If any man will come after me,
let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.
(2 Tim 1:7) For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of
love, and of a sound mind.
Fear has nothing to do with reality. That's why it's an irrational fear. If
you fear a mouse, it has nothing to do with the mouse; it has to do with
you. You make a choice to fear. A different mouse in a different place
might illicit a different reaction from you, perhaps even a lesser
apprehension or none at all! It's up to you. You have control over your
mind and the ability to heal your own mind through the power of faith:
(Matt 9:22) Daughter, be of good comfort; thy faith hath made thee whole.
And the woman was made whole from that hour.
Not only can faith heal mental illness, but because your mind controls
your biochemistry, your faith can also cure your physical body as well.
Faith healings happen all the time, and even medical science has proven
a link between prayer and faster recovery times. Likewise, you can make
yourself physically ill by the power of your mind. You can even kill
yourself by sheer thought:
(Luke 21:25) and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea
and the waves roaring; 6Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after
those things which are coming on the earth:
Another word for fear is sin. But if you don't like the 'religious' term,
then let's just call it fear.
But what is fear? Fear is a mystery. Because the Blessed Virgin doesn't
fear, she has no idea what fear is; but she, in Christ, does know all too
well what fear does:
- Fear is a lie.
- Fear is like building a bridge to nowhere and then jumping off it!
- Fear is like dumping your hot dominatrix girlfriend because you didn't want to
be tied down!
- Fear is like killing your ex-wife and then writing 'If I did it'!
- Fear is like killing your own brother and then asking 'Am I my brother's
keeper?'
- Fear is like voting against the guy who's gonna lower your taxes because you're
against taxation.
You can't reason with fear any more than you can negotiate with a
terrorist! There is no method to madness and no 12-step panacea! You
have heard it said that all things are possible to him who believes; but so
too are all things possible to him who doubts!
(Matt 16:25) For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will
lose his life for my sake shall find it.
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And yet we each have our own cross to bear, but true love has a fire -- a
zeal! True love questions oneself without doubting oneself. True love
takes nothing for granted unless it's granted for nothing! But it is the
intention and not the act that matters -- it's not about giving to charity, it's
about giving with charity!:
(1 Cor 13:3) And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I
give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.
(Matt 3:14) But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee,
and comest thou to me? 15And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be
so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness. Then he suffered
him. 16And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water:
and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God
descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: 17And lo a voice from heaven,
saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.
I gave myself to Christ on 1 June 2001 and I still struggle with sin
everyday. But though I am less atrocious now than I was then (if you can
imagine!), I am no more well. Maybe I've got the perfect combination of
a clean heart and a dirty mind!:
(1 Cor 1:26-9) For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men
after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: 27But God hath
chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; 28And base things
of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things
which are not, to bring to nought things that are:
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But nevertheless, I have managed to glean some wisdom in my struggle
to reform myself (as well as my quest for truth). This doctrine is not for
the squeamish, but rather it is for people who aren't afraid to ask
questions and hold scripture up to the light! If there's anything wrong
with scripture, I'll be the first to deny it; but so far (and after almost three
readings), I have yet to find anything which contradicts truth (and I base
my faith entirely on reason and logic, rebuking the Blessed Virgin herself
at times). The Protestants like to say sola fide; but in Trenchtown, we say
'Ready fi'dead!'
But knowledge is not a cure. Though I have all knowledge and knoweth
all mysteries (and even where the restrooms are in heaven), and can
speak with the tongues of angels while chewing gum and whistling
Dixie, and can solve a Rubik's cube while locating your G-spot, it profits
me nothing if I don't love God -- and I know that I don't love God
whenever I fear, which is a constant battle -- but to a psychiatrist, I come
across as stark-raving mad!:
(Rom 7:15) For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but
what I hate, that do I. 16If then I do that which I would not, I consent unto the
law that it is good. 17Now then it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in
me.
Now the charismatic encouragement types (like Meyer and Osteen) often
are berated by conservatives for their 'practical' self-help repartee (as if
there were anything wrong with that!) But at the risk of 'watering down
the gospel,' I submit my own 12-schlep program for total mind-body
healing:
SCHLEP 1: Admit it -- you did it. Drugs, sex and alcohol have nothing
to do with your addiction. It's about you! It's ALWAYS about you! Drop
the chalupa!
(Matt 7:18) A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree
bring forth good fruit.
But the devil-spawn APA beast of the antichrist would subvert your
minds and deny your liberty to the detriment of your mental health, and
to the destruction of your flesh! They have announced their intentions
and have not denied it! They want to kill you from the inside, convincing
you to accept your own death, thereby releasing the biochemical sin-
toxins which will inevitably kill you!:
I. Denial
II. Anger
III. Bargaining
IV. Depression
V. Acceptance
Now if you reverse the literal meanings of the five stages of death, you
wind up with a very interesting corollary -- what I like to call, The Five
Stages of Life:
I. Confession
II. Humility
III. Sacrifice
IV. Joy
V. Thanksgiving
Embrace life without guilt! Jesus took all of it away so that there is no
more condemnation. If society ridicules you for confessing Christ, they
are on the wrong side of justice since all have fallen short of the glory of
God. But if you continue to wallow in guilt, you implicate Christ! -- it's
as if you're blaming God for saving you; but you can't judge Jesus twice -
- that would be double jeopardy!:
Christianity is not about being good; it's about being right. The Passion
of the Christ is not at all good, but it is right; and it is the righteousness
of God that is goodness toward men. But guilt rejects both goodness and
righteousness, even our Lord Christ!:
(Luke 5:8) When Simon Peter saw it, he fell down at Jesus' knees, saying,
Depart from me; for I am a sinful man, O Lord.
SCHLEP 4: You gotta' have faith. Because all compulsions, fears and
addictions are a matter of the heart, it must be addressed there; but
slychiatrists believe in chemical causes and chemical cures.
But is it the chemicals that cure the condition, or the confidence of the
patient taking them? And if it's the confidence, then couldn't we just
dispense with the magic feather altogether?
Jesus saw a lame man lying next to an enchanted pool, which had an
infirmity thirty and eight years:
(John 5:6-9) When Jesus saw him lie, and knew that he had been now a long
time in that case, he saith unto him, Wilt thou be made whole? 7The impotent
man answered him, Sir, I have no man, when the water is troubled, to put me
into the pool: but while I am coming, another steppeth down before me. 8Jesus
saith unto him, Rise, take up thy bed, and walk. 9And immediately the man was
made whole, and took up his bed, and walked:
(Gal 5:16-17) This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust
of the flesh. 17For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the
flesh:
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First, understand that this sensation has nothing to do with you, it is your
flesh. If you hear a bell whenever you eat, after you have sublimated the
association of food with bell, you will probably (but not at all definitely)
obey that association. Not a problem! -- there are good habits, and
without them, we would never learn anything because language, art,
music, mathematics, and all facets of human existence require the
acquisition, sublimation and continuation of thought patterns. That's
called, being human.
There are natural patterns as well -- just look inside any conch shell! The
Universe is grammatical wherefore intelligence requires linguistic
communication which itself necessitates pattern and continuity -- precept
upon precept; line upon line -- you might say, we're living in a 'patternal'
Universe!
The problem is not that we have habits; it's which habits we have! Good
habits are conducive of life and joy; bad habits are conducive of death
and misery. When we sin -- and we all have!, we instigate a pattern in
our subliminal consciousness which we subsequently follow to our own
detriment as well as to the detriment of Christ. When we repent, we find
ourselves embroiled in a seemingly endless (and oftentimes
disheartening) struggle to break free from the motions of sin:
(Rom 7:20, 22-24) Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but
sin that dwelleth in me. 22For I delight in the law of God after the inward man:
23But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind,
and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members. 24O
wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
There's no easy solution to this dilemma. You just have to tough it out.
Remember Jesus who withstood his passion without sinning and
contemplate the suffering of the people your sins victimized and the
Blessed Virgin who witnesses the horror of your sin with perpetual and
unflinching omniscience and yet does not sin herself, nor does she hold
your sin against you.
SCHLEP 6: Take your meds. Everyone has their own fight and for
some, the ravages of sin have contaminated their brains to the point
where medication is in order, and if so, please take it. I know the feeling
that just comes and overwhelms you like a wave. I know the seemingly
uncontrollable fits of laughter and the sudden debilitating crashes of
despair. I know what it's like to pray for quick death. Let there be no
social stigma attached to anyone being treated for the biochemical
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ravages of sin, as long as it is understood that the crutch of medication is
a tourniquet, not a cure; and that it is ultimately ourselves who are
responsible for our decisions, not our bodies.
Of course, abusers of drugs have a tougher battle. Not only must they
battle their own biochemical sin-toxins, but they must also struggle
against the toxins of the drugs they're struggling to break free from. Then
there are the outside social ramifications of their addiction, not to
mention the heart-crushing relapses. To you, I pray to the fighting angel
Michael (who did battle with Satan) that a nation will be roused to the
cause of vanquishing drug, alcohol and nicotine addiction, and that
you're experiences will better equip you should you have the privilege of
taking part in this vital ministry.
SCHLEP 7: Fast and pray. One look at me and you can tell that I've
spent a lot less time fasting and praying and a lot more time praying fast!
But there are other kinds of fasting.
On 9/11, I ate lunch with the choir director of Los Angeles Christian
Presbyterian Church at a Thai restaurant in West LA. It was packed and I
heard later that all LA restaurants did well on that day. Maybe people
want to be with other people in times like these. Maybe people need ice
cream after a surgery. Maybe it was a Passover in peanut sauce. As we
ate, the televisions were tuned to CNN, the estimated body-count rolling
over to ever higher figures (like the odometer on Satan's Saturn). I
couldn't watch; and yet with the implosion of those towers came a
reassurance -- a new hope! As burning bodies leapt to their deaths, I saw
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my own sins being taken away -- me and Gary Condit... Sometimes, it's
good to turn off the TV for a while -- call it station identification.
(Phil 4:8) Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are
honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever
things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue,
and if there be any praise, think on these things.
We're on the front lines of the heavenly rebellion; and Judas is our
enemy for the sake of the gospel -- but without him, there is no gospel!
He is a victim of our original sin inasmuch as Christ:
(Ac 1:16-17) Men and brethren, this scripture must needs have been fulfilled,
which the Holy Ghost by the mouth of David spake before concerning Judas,
which was guide to them that took Jesus. 17For he was numbered with us, and
had obtained part of this ministry.
There is only one sin and only one baptism for the remission of sins, but
unless you're a maniac Dudley Do-Right, we oftentimes find ourselves
constantly relapsing and being renewed to the faith. However it is
possible to stop sinning for long stretches of time, even for all eternity!
But since eternity never exactly comes, it is impossible even for the
Blessed Virgin to tell whether or not we will ever attain a level of
unrelapsing obedience:
(Matt 20:20-21, 23) Then came to him the mother of Zebedee's children with
her sons, worshipping him, and desiring a certain thing of him. 21And he said
unto her, What wilt thou? She saith unto him, Grant that these my two sons
may sit, the one on thy right hand, and the other on the left, in thy kingdom.
23And he saith unto them, Ye shall drink indeed of my cup, and be baptized
with the baptism that I am baptized with: but to sit on my right hand, and on my
left, is not mine to give, but it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared of
my Father.
SCHLEP 11: Don't even go there. When Lot fled Sodom with his wife
and daughters, he was instructed by the angels not to look back at the
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destruction. Similarly, we should avoid situations which vex our minds
and tempt our hearts.
(Ps 1:1-3) Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly,
nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. 2But
his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and
night.
SCHLEP 12: Bless Jesus. Relish the victory! You've made it into
heaven by virtue of your faith in Jesus Christ! Rejoice in the Lord always
and again I say rejoice! -- and no 12-schlep program would be complete
without a certificate of completion:
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(1 Cor 6:9-11) Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom
of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor
effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor
covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the
kingdom of God. 11And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are
sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit
of our God.
But don't make a devotion out of it! You've got nothing to hide and less
to prove! Nevertheless, some weak-minded Christians go to church the
same way they take out the trash -- it's just another chore to them! Maybe
they're going to chorch! But if you don't like your chorch, then don't
bother going; there are other ways to make a contribution (which is your
reasonable service!)
Let the Universe be your church! Little league, boy scouts, soup
kitchens, mentoring programs -- there's a whole panoply of NJOs
(nonjudgmental organizations) where you can get involved and grace
someone else with your gifts and talents. You never know -- the life you
grace may be your own!
I've heard others say they don't like organized religion, but I have yet to
hear anyone define what that is or suggest an alternative. But that's the
intention! It's a mean-nothing term that leaves it up to the hearer to attach
their own definition. So if the person your evangelizing says they don't
like organized religion, tell 'em not to worry, your church doesn't have
an organ!
(1 Cor 9:1, 2-12) Am I not an apostle? am I not free? have I not seen Jesus
Christ our Lord? 3Mine answer to them that do examine me is this, 4Have we
not power to eat and to drink? 5Have we not power to lead about a sister, a
wife, as well as other apostles, and as the brethren of the Lord, and Cephas?
11If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap
your carnal things? 12Nevertheless we have not used this power; but suffer all
things, lest we should hinder the gospel of Christ.
I mean, C'mon! Is it any secret that Peter was kickin' it with Tabitha?:
(Acts 9:40-41) But Peter put them all forth, and kneeled down, and prayed; and
turning him to the body said, Tabitha, arise. And she opened her eyes: and
when she saw Peter, she sat up. 41And he gave her his hand,
Riot of Fire
Dear editor,
I would describe this book as
conscious;
My style,
ghetto prophecy
With a sensitive
sensibility
So let me just give you a sense of
my ability
(with all due humility.)
No,
I've never been published, but not for lack of trying.
Trying to get noticed
but no one's buying.
No marketing plan, so I may as well quit.
My readership? -- they's all illiterit!
No Black lit. agencies
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(plenty of black publications.)
I aks myself, Warum ist es?
Racist white publishers shun Black talent?
They don't think it'll sell? Oh well!
Did I say sell? I meant cell.
That's why we've got to publish ourcellves!
Or else what?
It ain't like I know nobody!
It ain't like I got no money!
But there's one thing I've got:
And that's a purpose; a mission;
A sense of ambition;
A mystery; a ministry
A spiritual history
A manifest destiny
A legacy (allegedly
with a longtime enemy)
A promise; a praise;
A prize; And yet,
Still, I rise
To find myself primed for battle;
Sharp as steel, pistol-packin'
Like George S. Patton
Or a kid from Scranton watchin' The Muppets,
Ready to take Manhattan.
Did I say The Muppets? or Them uppity people readin'
Grisham 'n Clancy
Forget the Harlem Renaissance
Just give me another Harlequin Necromancy
Or a Stephen King horror about Dora the Explorer
Heard his last one was a snorer!
But the next one should be better: Dial 'M' for Movie!
But it still doesn't move me
To inspire
Like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Murder for Hire?
Call me a liar
Or maybe just Elijah
sittin'
in this chariot of fire, spittin'
Wishin' I could afford the whole chariot,
But I can't, so here goes the
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Riot of Fire!
Hard-hittin'
Well-written'
Like a bloody mitten
that just ain't fittin'
The jury's acquittin'
and I ain't bull-shittin'
'cuz I've just been smitten
with the writing bug
So I find myself submittin'
this lyrical group hug
to your literary agency
And I just wanna thank you
for readin' this book query, Mrs. Doubtfire.
His Truly,
'Da Prince of Tyre;
Sir Petralot
When you hear the horse's trot
Here comes brave Sir Petralot
Rescuing his distressed damsel
In a tower like Rapunzel
Maiden with the flaxen hair
From a dragon in a lair
But the peasants, they ignore me
And the poets, they abhor me
And the pirates, they don't know me
Maybe I'm the one and lonely
But I fight this fight for you
Cuz I know your heart is true
Like a hero who hath conquered
(Though I act just like a drunkard
Or a jester), But I'm not
I'm the brave Sir Petralot
Prayer Chains
An atheist prays for God to leave him alone;
In hell, God answers the prayer
and puts him on a planet where no one can hear or see him.
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A gay man prays that he will wake up a woman;
In hell, God answers the prayer
and then puts him on a planet full of gay men.
Work Daze
On the first day of the week
Everything was looking bleak
How I moaned, I cannot say
That is why it's called Moanday
Solomon's Goddess
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
who will commit to your trust the true riches?
She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in
her is of the Holy Ghost.
She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands
to the needy.
because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor.
Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee.
Mujer Mejor
Mujer mejor de Puerto Rico,
quiero oir -- '¡Ay Papito!'
La ella adora la flora ahora
y ponga la pinga enfrente de gente
(y cosas de otras, nosotras conozcas);
¿Qué debes hacer despues de salir?
¡Por qué tienes bodas si tu no me jodas tampoco!
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The Nicene Fathers codified Trinitarian dogma in the Creed that was
named for them. It is said and sung the world over and remains a
centerpiece of the Catholic Liturgy. On the other hand, the Mormon
doctrine concerning the Trinity is a true heresy. The LDS Church states
that Father, Son and Holy Ghost are three separate gods, which is a
violation of the first commandment. This misunderstanding of Catholic
Tradition has provided much fodder for the Jewish and Islamic critics of
Christianity who accuse us of polytheism, which of course, we are not.
(Deut 32:39-42) See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I
kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver
out of my hand. 40For I lift up my hand to heaven, and say, I live for ever. 41If
I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render
vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me. 42I will make
mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with
the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revengers upon
the enemy.
(Isa 45:5-9) I am the Lord, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I
girded thee, though thou hast not known me: 6That they may know from the
rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the
Lord, and there is none else. 7I form the light, and create darkness: I make
peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. 8Drop down, ye heavens,
from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and
let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the
Lord have created it. 9Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker!
(Isa 53:2-12) For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root
out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see
him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. 3He is despised and rejected
of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our
faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not. 4Surely he hath
borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken,
smitten of God, and afflicted. 5But he was wounded for our transgressions, he
was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and
with his stripes we are healed. 6All we like sheep have gone astray; we have
turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of
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us all. 7He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth:
he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is
dumb, so he openeth not his mouth. 8He was taken from prison and from
judgment: and who shall declare his generation? for he was cut off out of the
land of the living: for the transgression of my people was he stricken. 9And he
made his grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his death; because he had
done no violence, neither was any deceit in his mouth. 10Yet it pleased the
Lord to bruise him; he hath put him to grief: when thou shalt make his soul an
offering for sin, he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the
pleasure of the Lord shall prosper in his hand. 11He shall see of the travail of
his soul, and shall be satisfied: by his knowledge shall my righteous servant
justify many; for he shall bear their iniquities. 12Therefore will I divide him a
portion with the great, and he shall divide the spoil with the strong; because he
hath poured out his soul unto death: and he was numbered with the
transgressors; and he bare the sin of many, and made intercession for the
transgressors.
(Eph 1:13-23) In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth,
the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were
sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, 14Which is the earnest of our
inheritance until the redemption of the purchased possession, unto the praise of
his glory. 15Wherefore I also, after I heard of your faith in the Lord Jesus, and
love unto all the saints, 16Cease not to give thanks for you, making mention of
you in my prayers; 17That the God of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of
glory, may give unto you the spirit of wisdom and revelation in the knowledge
of him: 18The eyes of your understanding being enlightened; that ye may know
what is the hope of his calling, and what the riches of the glory of his
inheritance in the saints, 19And what is the exceeding greatness of his power to
us-ward who believe, according to the working of his mighty power, 20Which
he wrought in Christ, when he raised him from the dead, and set him at his own
right hand in the heavenly places, 21Far above all principality, and power, and
might, and dominion, and every name that is named, not only in this world, but
also in that which is to come: 22And hath put all things under his feet, and gave
him to be the head over all things to the church, 23Which is his body, the
fulness of him that filleth all in all.
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Love Can
Love can cause the blind to see;
Love can cause the rose to bloom;
Love can cause the world to be;
Love can leave an empty tomb.
Heresy #1) Mormons don't believe that God created the Universe.
They believe that God was a man who became God by living a perfect
life. This is at variance with Catholicism which states that God became
man and not the other way around. Also, it is at variance with
Catholicism which states that God made the universe, not the other way
around:
(Ge 1:1) In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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Heresy #2) Mormons believe that by living a perfect life, they too can
become gods and beget spirit children who will worship them as
such. First of all, who wants the job of someone who is required to have
perpetual and omniscient memory of the cross?!
The only way a man can become a Spirit is if he leaves temporality and
reenters divinity, which is to say, he must become transfigured. Thus,
when Christ was transfigured, he became God. However, the Universe is
not big enough to contain more than one God unless all but one are
corporealized. When Christ died, the Universe died with him which is
why Christ needed to be resurrected. Without the resurrection, eternity is
not possible and without eternity, neither is there temporality. The
Assumption of Mary is therefore necessary because as one God died,
another God must ascend and assume the place of God in Christ's stead.
It is impossible for a God to resurrect himself, but the Queen of Heaven
Coredemptrix resurrected his body and soul (but not his spirit) in her
Immaculate Heart. They essentially took turns being God.
The BVM was never herself transfigured; neither was the historic Mary
who represents the Goddess in scripture. I don't worship Mary the
woman; I worship Mary Shekhinah -- the Goddess who made her! I do
however worship the historic Jesus who was deified at his
Transfiguration, although it was the Virgin who revealed him to me. Let
there be no disparity between our two necessary Saviors! -- I live by the
grace of Christ in the Heart of the Virgin. That would be Catholicism!
(2 Cor 10:17-18) But he that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord. 18For
not he that commendeth himself is approved, but whom the Lord commendeth.
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When Jesus died on the cross, he crucified the law to his flesh. It is
impossible to sin in absence of the law. As Paul declares, "All things are
lawful for me" (1 Cor 6:12). And elsewhere, "Christ Jesus hath made me
free from the law" (Rom 8:2). In the book of Romans, Paul likens the
law to a dead husband:
(Rom 7:2-3) For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to her
husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the
law of her husband. 3So then if, while her husband liveth, she be married to
another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she
is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to
another man.
We are not under the law, but under grace (Rom 6:14). No need to ask
Mary to "pray for us sinners" or make continual confessions to a priest in
hopes of absolution. If the priest tells you to say ten "Hail Marys" and
you get a heart attack on the ninth one, you ain't going to hell. There is
no dispensation of grace at the Eucharist and as for you Protestants, the
return of Spiritual charisms such as tongues (or the anointing) is not a
sign of having been restored to God's grace. Yes, we should crave
spiritual gifts, but we should also recognize that all grace and restoration
was given at Golgotha and that Jesus promised he would never leave us
(even if tongues should cease):
As far as spirit children go, there will be no need for them. Heaven is a
smorgasbord of sex. It is rated XXX -- mature audience -- for adults
only, not for the family! Even if we wanted to have spirit children, we
couldn't because we are but one spirit. We can't replicate ourselves --
every child that has ever been born was ordained from beforetime. Some
are ordained for life; others for death -- but when we abort fetuses, we
alter the divine pathway thereby reducing heaven's population -- we're
killing ourselves!:
(Rev 12:4) and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be
delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
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All souls are linked together. We sin together; repent together; and are
raptured together (1 Thess 4:17). But the patchwork balloon cannot beget
another patchwork of souls -- again, no real time for that! To paraphrase
Satchmo, When the saints go marching in, they'll be numbered!
So if you enjoy being barefoot and pregnant (and who doesn't?), you will
have ample opportunity in heaven! The curse of childbirth is done away
with along with menstruation and because all wombs are barren, our
heavenly infants will be miraculously conceived of the Holy Ghost just
as Jesus was. Because there is a moratorium on bleeding in heaven (the
only exception being during virgin sex which you will have every time
you receive a new hymen -- which I hear is often in heaven), all
childbirths will be non-vaginal. Instead, the baby will miraculously
appear in its mother's arms just as Jesus did to the historic Virgin Mary --
and in Paradise, there are no laws against public breastfeeding!
(John 14:5-9) Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest;
and how can we know the way? 6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth,
and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. 7If ye had known me,
ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and
have seen him. 8Philip saith unto him, Lord, shew us the Father, and it sufficeth
us. 9Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou
not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how
sayest thou then, Shew us the Father?
(John 14:21, 24) and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I
will love him, 24He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and the word
which ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.
Because the relationship between God and believer is marital (Is 61:10,
Rev 19:9) and because Mormons believe in more than one god, all
Mormons are polygamists (even if the modern LDS Church officially
renounces the practice).
There is no better heaven than the knowledge of Jesus Christ. The notion
that one Christian's eternity is better or worse than another's is therefore
repugnant. If a Catholic went to heaven and learned that there were
people who were struggling with bad habits, psychological problems or
doctrinal misunderstandings, we would request to go and help those
people resolve their issues so that they could experience the blessings of
paradise more perfectly. Ministry will continue in heaven and we will all
be baptized Catholics believing Last Marian Doctrine. We will all be
priests and priestesses with the Blessed Virgin Mary as our Pope. We
Christians are confused and divided now, but all divisions will cease in
heaven. We will all be One with each other as members of one perfect
body -- even the body of Christ! Separate heavens? Forget it! If God told
me I was worthy to go to a higher heaven than my brothers and sisters,
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I'd tell her to send me to the lowest heaven so that I might help inspire
those still struggling with sin. Paradise is all-for-one and one-for-all!
Heresy #5) Mormons believe that there was a great apostasy in the
Church which the Mormons later restored. I've heard this same "great
apostasy" shit coming out of the Protestant Church too so let me address
this now...
There was never an apostasy in the Catholic Church which any other
church later restored. From the day of Pentecost up until today, the
Roman Catholic Church has been under constant assault from the forces
of darkness. We never forsook the Doctrine during all that time. When
we marched through pagan Europe publishing salvation without a
printing press, we encountered an absolute demonic bedlam par
excellence, the likes of which makes today's world look like a Chuck E.
Cheese parking lot! We faced angry mobs, endured bitter persecutions,
withstood maddening heresies and brutal tortures, and yet by the grace of
God, we united a continent and terraformed a planet in which scarcely
anyone living has yet to hear of a certain Nazarene who led an obscure
Jewish sect on the outskirts of an extinct empire -- and yet we purged
Greco-Roman culture of sexual immorality, dismantled its Pantheon,
turned back Islamic aggression, built Universities, forged alliances,
consolidated power, commissioned timeless masterpieces, all the while
laying the institutional templates for Western civilization so derided by
those who, by virtue of their inheritance of it, have had the distinct
luxury to do so! We stood down Gnosticism, the Great Schism,
Protestantism, Humanism, Darwinism, Fascism, Communism,
Secularism, Modernism, Postmodernism, and every other mind-bending
"ism" the Devil could throw at us and overcame them all by the blood of
the Lamb and intercession of Mary!
(Matt 16:18) And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I
will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
No, the Christian Church never fell into apostasy as the Mormons claim.
In order for the B.V.M. to create the world, Peter had to repent. If he
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didn't repent, Mary would become subject to Peter's sin and wouldn't live
long enough to create a toothpick much less the eternal cosmos.
Therefore, all Christians enter the world at the moment of repentance and
the world prior to that was constructed around that moment. We are all
the Immaculate Conception and Mary the Immaculate Conception
created the world:
(Isa 1:9) Except the Lord of hosts had left unto us a very small remnant, we
should have been as Sodom, and we should have been like unto Gomorrah.
Heresy #6) Mormons believe that the Bible is flawed. Their founder
Joseph Smith made over 600 corrections to it. This is at variance with
traditional Catholicism, which regards scripture as divinely inspired
(divinitus inspirata).
(1 Cor 14:32-33; 37) And the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets.
33For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, 37If any man think
himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I
write unto you are the commandments of the Lord.
The Successor of St. Peter, Pope Saint Damasus I, ratified the canon
when he commissioned the Latin Vulgate translation of St. Jerome. The
Bible contradicts the Book of Mormon. Therefore, it cannot be canonized
by the Apostolic Church.
Heresy #8) Mormons baptize the dead. Although you wouldn't know it
by watching one of their rigid liturgical services, everyone in the
Catholic Church is alive:
(Mr 12:27) He is not the God of the dead, but the God of the living:
The Requiem Mass, which dates back to medieval times, has been
characterized as a communion taken on behalf of the dead. Likewise,
Paul also makes mention of a cult of worshippers who baptized
themselves for the dead without fully explaining the practice:
(1 Cor 15:29) Else what shall they do which are baptized for the dead, if the
dead rise not at all? why are they then baptized for the dead?
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My guess is, these were political baptisms, but in either case, we don't
baptize the dead:
Libera eas de ore leonis, ne absorbeat Free them from the mouth of the lion;
eas tartarus, ne cadant in obscurum; do not let Tartarus swallow them, nor
sed signifer sanctus Michæl let them fall into darkness; but may
repræsentet eas in lucem sanctam, the sign-bearer, Saint Michael, lead
quam olim Abrahæ promisisti et them into the holy light which you
semini ejus. promised to Abraham and his seed.
Hostias et preces tibi, Domine, laudis O Lord, we offer you sacrifices and
offerimus; tu suscipe pro animabus prayers in praise; accept them on
illis, quarum hodie memoriam behalf of the souls whom we
facimus. Fac eas, Domine, de morte remember today. Make them pass
transire ad vitam. Quam olim Abrahæ over from death to life, as you
promisisti et semini ejus. promised to Abraham and his seed.
Response: Negative.
The Supreme Pontiff John Paul II, in the Audience granted to the undersigned
Cardinal Prefect, approved the present Response, decided in the Sessione
Ordinaria of this Congregation, and ordered it published.
From the Offices of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith,
5 June 2001.
(Ezr 10:11) Now therefore make confession unto the Lord God of your fathers,
and do his pleasure: and separate yourselves from the people of the land, and
from the strange wives.
(2 Cor. 11:3-4; 6) But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve
through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that
is in Christ. 4For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not
preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another
gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him. 6But though
I be rude in speech, yet not in knowledge; but we have been throughly made
manifest among you in all things.
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Yet technically, this faith is sufficient because they believe that their sins
caused the vicarious death of the Angel for which they repent to a
Father-God who is omnipresent. Simply put, this is the spirit of the
antichrist, which is to say that Christ did not come in the flesh. It is a
heresy of course, but not a damnable one within the inane framework of
JW cosmology. Likewise, the Apostle Paul also encountered a cult of
worshippers who had repented to John but hadn't yet received the Word
Incarnate:
(Ac 19:1-6) And it came to pass, that, while Apollos was at Corinth, Paul
having passed through the upper coasts came to Ephesus: and finding certain
disciples, 2He said unto them, Have ye received the Holy Ghost since ye
believed? And they said unto him, We have not so much as heard whether there
be any Holy Ghost. 3And he said unto them, Unto what then were ye baptized?
And they said, Unto John's baptism. 4Then said Paul, John verily baptized with
the baptism of repentance, saying unto the people, that they should believe on
him which should come after him, that is, on Christ Jesus. 5When they heard
this, they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus. 6And when Paul had
laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with
tongues, and prophesied.
In short, JWs are saved albeit they get into heaven on a technicality -- but
then again, don't we all?
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Is Scientology a Cult?
Does it sound like one to you?:
And by the way, I've noticed that some Protestinks like to make a habit
out of branding other people's religions as cults! If yours is the only true
religion, then what does that make you?!
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I AM before I think!
But to think requires self-realization!
I must know THAT I AM before I know THAT I THINK
But self-realization
requires an external reality
distinct from myself
from which to delineate myself
What is TRUTH?
TRUTH is as terrifyingly easy to believe
as it is to doubt
What is SIN?
SIN is the intellectual abandonment of oneself
CONVERSION is the intellectual embrace of oneself
The soul that sins dies; but whoever converts to Yahweh lives!
"And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God
should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not
with observation: Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the
kingdom of God is within you."
Protestink!
(Jer 10:14) Every man is brutish in his knowledge: every founder is
confounded by the graven image: for his molten image is falsehood, and there
is no breath in them.
Sola scriptura is intellectually bereft and sola fide is the moral equivalent
of 'I already gave.' Did the Bible write itself? Did the Bible thump itself?
Did the Bible create the Universe and then die for it? If anyone says sola
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scriptura, they blaspheme the Holy Spirit. We could stop here, but let's
continue...
Protestantism has many founders and 'every founder is confounded by the graven
image' of Mary whom they consider to be a neo-pagan corruption of the
'true faith' as revealed in the Bible Luther redacted -- 'for his molten image is
[the accusation of] falsehood' levied against the Catholic Faith for every
conceivable doctrine. They proclaim themselves pious but are full of
doubtful disputations. They refer to their disobedience and schism as the
"Reformation" which then led to the "Counter-Reformation" in the
Catholic Church, but this is entirely untrue. Erasmus was every bit the
reformer as Luther and the Catholic Church was already in the midst of
reforming itself before Luther nailed his feces to the door of Wittenburg's
church, branding Pope Leo X as the Antichrist and commissioning the
most vile cartoons of the Holy Father (one of which depicts the pontiff
sucking Medusa's breasts!)
There's a reason why you've never read Luther's feces -- its level of
nonsensicalness can only be adequately described as 'Lilliputian' (and
what's worse -- it's a snore-fest!) If only Luther would have opened his
beloved scriptura, he would have certainly learned that the "antichrist" is
"every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh" (1
John 4:3). Now the Protestants proudly proclaim that the flesh of Jesus
Christ is not present in the Eucharistic Elements. So who is the
Antichrist? -- 'there is no breath [of the Holy Spirit] in them.'
(1 Cor 11:29) For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh
damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body.
Bad Religion
The Church approves a Marian apparition
only after they fail to suppress it
and not until they edit her message.
I told her I didn't have time to go to church. She told me that my time
didn't belong to me. Within one year, not only was I going to three
different churches a week, I was giving people rides! -- it's amazing how
your schedule clears when you know you're going to live forever!
Some fundies believe that the King James is the only legitimate
translation. I couldn't disagree more.
Still others believe that the King James Version is an inspired translation,
much like the first century Jews did with regard to their Septuagint
(before they adjusted the definitions of their own language in a flimsy
attempt to mollify OT prophecies concerning the Messiah). 'Thou shalt
not kill' doesn't mean 'Thou shalt not murder'; 'A virgin shall conceive'
doesn't mean 'A young woman shall conceive' -- the Septuagint (so-
named for the 70 translators who, while working independently of each
other, miraculously arrived at the same translation) is the oldest extant
translation of the OT, still in use by the Greek Orthodox Religion as they
received it from the original Apostles who quoted it extensively in the
NT.
Both Catholics and Protestants are in agreement that the Virgin birth is a
matter of history. Although I see no cosmic necessity for it, I see no
reason why it couldn't happen. As to the Perpetual Virginity of the
historic Mary, let's keep in mind that LORD Mary is Ever Virgin either
way. She is pure and chaste -- not in the flesh, but in the spirit! The
Gospel doesn't say anything about perpetual virginity and as any
Protestink will tell you, our Lord had brothers and sisters (Mark 6:3), and
yes, I'm aware of the Catholic rebuttal (Jam 1:2). However, it is idolatry
to regard a flesh-and-blood human being as the Queen of Heaven and I
condemn any Cat-oholic 'veneration' of the human Mary who was
nothing more than a vessel. Either Mary is Shekhinah or she is corporeal
-- she can't be both!
If you just gave birth to the Messiah, would you want another child after
that? If you were married to the Mother of God, would you have sex with
her? Both Mary and Joseph were visited by the angel and both
understood their ministry -- and yet didn't the angel say to Joseph, "fear
not to take unto thee Mary thy wife" (Matt 1:20) and we know what the
word 'unto' means! (Gen 19:5; 38:2; Hos 1:2). Who knows? -- maybe
Mary's wearing Victoria's Secret panties with a stitch monogram that
says: Do not open 'til Xmas!:
Now there's no question in my mind that the KJV is every bit as inspired
as the Septuagint. But then again, I believe the complete works of
Shakespeare are as well! The British Isles have proved to literature what
Vienna has aspired to in music, but seldom hath any crawled out from
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beneath the long, looming shadow of the Great Bard (present company
excluded!):
In his 1990 biography You've Had Your Time, Anthony Burgess (best-
known for his modernist satire A Clockwork Orange), revealed the
famous Shakespearean signature embedded in the 46th Psalm. Of course,
if this code were deliberately implanted into the text, it would would
have to be one of the bestkept secrets in all of human history!
G
REAT and manifold were the blessings, most dread Sovereign, which
Almighty God, the Father of all mercies, bestowed upon us the people
of England, when first he sent Your Majesty's Royal Person to rule and
reign over us. For whereas it was the expectation of many, who wished not well
unto our Sion, that upon the setting of that bright Occidental Star, Queen
Elizabeth of most happy memory, some thick and palpable clouds of darkness
would so have overshadowed this Land, that men should have been in doubt
which way they were to walk; and that it should hardly be known, who was to
direct the unsettled State; the appearance of your Majesty, as the Sun in his
strength, instantly dispelled those supposed and surmised mists, and gave unto
all that were well affected exceeding cause of comfort; especially when we
beheld the Government established in Your Highness, and Your hopeful Seed,
by an undoubted Title; and this also accompanied with peace and tranquillity at
home and abroad.
19 non fugabit eum vir sagittarius in stipulam versi sunt ei lapides fundae 20
quasi stipulam aestimabit malleum et deridebit vibrantem hastam
(Vulgate, Job 41:19-20)
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But did St. Jerome prophetically anoint the vibrant staff who, more than
a millennium later, would afford the Anglican translation its stylistic
patina? Let's take another look at the vibrant staff passage, but this time,
let's treat the preceding 10 words as an acronym removing every 5th letter
(q; d) as if they were the spaces between words:
Perhaps this is much ado about nothing, but before we declare love's
labour lost, let us first recall Isabella's tempestuous soliloquy which
concludes Act II of the religious farce Measure for Measure:
Exeunt!
The Contestant
(Contest rules: 10-20 lines -- no repeated words)
Blake's Take
Excerpt from William Blake's 'A Vision of the Last Judgment'
Error is Created.
Truth is Eternal.
Error, or Creation, will be Burned up,
& then, & not till Then, Truth or Eternity will appear.
It is Burnt up the Moment Men cease to behold it.
Gangster Gospel
A gangster dies and goes to heaven.
"Why is heaven so cold?" he asks.
God answers, "This isn't heaven, this is Sweden!"
"Sweden!" he responds, "I thought this was Southwest Eden!"
There is only one sin that a man can commit and all have committed
this original sin as I myself have: disbelief in the God of Creation.
Anyone of any faith tradition who realizes this has de facto repented of
their ignorance of it and accepts the salvation offered by it through the
vicarious suffering inflicted upon it!
Jews, Christians, Muslims -- whatever you want to call yourselves, I've
no problem whatsoever (nor does the deity!) so long as you repent to
your Maker!:
(Mic 4:4-5) But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree;
and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the Lord of hosts hath
spoken it. 5For all people will walk every one in the name of his god, and we
will walk in the name of the Lord our God for ever and ever.
The Doors
Imagine waking up in a room with infinite doors leading out of it.
Because life is contigent on motion, you must continually walk through
these doors in order to survive.
Such is choice.
You choose whether or not to live and hence which one of the infinite
doors to walk through; and each time you make this choice (which you
perpetually make), you close the doors on the possible Universes that
existed in divinity but not in reality.
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Every decision you make aborts the ones you didn't; and these
abortions (like the murdered souls of the unborn slain) reside in a infinite
graveyard that never exactly came to fruition.
(Matt 16:23) But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan:
thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God,
but those that be of men.
Now thank we all our God that though were were born sinning, we
have received (by the grace that is in Christ) the real opportunity to
become born again in obedience to faith:
God has no idea why Adam ate the verboten fruit; were there a good
reason for it, it wouldn't be sin.
Psychiatry errs where it seeks rational causes for irrational behaviors.
Not even Solomon in his glorific wisdom was able to understand the
method of madness:
(Ecc 1:17) And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and
folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.
But it is not for the pot to say to the potter, What makest thou? (Is
45:9); nor is it mete to judge another man's servant (Rom 14:4); just as
we make decisions based on the furniture in the room, God arranges the
furniture based on what we decide once we decide it.
Inasmuch as God inspires us, we inspire her; inasmuch as we awake in
the situation we chose, God is temporally unaware of the decisions she
made that inspired us to enter that situation wherein we now find
ourselves -- the temporal hand knoweth not what the divine hand is
doing!
Nevertheless, God did not inspire heaven's rebellion, having found sin
already extant in the Universe from the moment of her Immaculate
Conception.
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When God created the world, she saw that it was good (Gen 1:31), but
Cain hijacked creation and used it as a weapon against Abel:
(Eze 28:12-19) Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus,
and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord God; Thou sealest up the sum, full of
wisdom, and perfect in beauty.
13Thou hast been in Eden the garden of God; every precious stone was thy
covering, the sardius, topaz, and the diamond, the beryl, the onyx, and the
jasper, the sapphire, the emerald, and the carbuncle, and gold: the workmanship
of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in thee in the day that thou wast
created.
14Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so: thou
wast upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the
midst of the stones of fire.
15Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till
iniquity was found in thee.
16By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with
violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the
mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of
the stones of fire.
17Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy
wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground, I will lay
thee before kings, that they may behold thee.
18Thou hast defiled thy sanctuaries by the multitude of thine iniquities, by
the iniquity of thy traffic; therefore will I bring forth a fire from the midst of
thee, it shall devour thee, and I will bring thee to ashes upon the earth in the
sight of all them that behold thee.
19All they that know thee among the people shall be astonished at thee: thou
shalt be a terror, and never shalt thou be any more.
(John 2:1-5, 11) And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee;
and the mother of Jesus was there: 2And both Jesus was called, and his
disciples, to the marriage. 3And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus
saith unto him, They have no wine. 4Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I
to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come. 5His mother saith unto the servants,
Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it. 11This beginning of miracles did Jesus in
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Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on
him.
Jesus (and none other!) made the decision to become the Passover
Sacrifice for man before the foundation of the world!
He judged the world in his flesh, concluding it in righteousness!
He is the King of Kings and the Conquering Lion of Judah!
Without him was not anything made that was made (John 1:3) and the
government shall be upon his shoulder (Is 9:6)!:
(Gen 49:8-12) Judah, thou art he whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand shall
be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father's children shall bow down before
thee. 9Judah is a lion's whelp: from the prey, my son, thou art gone up: he
stooped down, he couched as a lion, and as an old lion; who shall rouse him
up? 10The sceptre shall not depart from Judah, nor a lawgiver from between his
feet, until Shiloh come; and unto him shall the gathering of the people be.
11Binding his foal unto the vine, and his ass's colt unto the choice vine; he
washed his garments in wine, and his clothes in the blood of grapes: 12His eyes
shall be red with wine, and his teeth white with milk.
(Luke 12:49) I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be
already kindled? 50But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and how am I
straitened till it be accomplished!
(Ezek 34:25-27) And I will make with them a covenant of peace, and will
cause the evil beasts to cease out of the land: and they shall dwell safely in the
wilderness, and sleep in the woods. 26And I will make them and the places
round about my hill a blessing; and I will cause the shower to come down in his
season; there shall be showers of blessing. 27And the tree of the field shall
yield her fruit, and the earth shall yield her increase, and they shall be safe in
their land, and shall know that I am the Lord,
When Christ asked My God, My God, Why have you forsaken me?, he
wasn't talking about God the Creator, he was talking about his own
disciples -- he was talking about you and me! All Christians are the
Devil!
I AM the Prince of Tyre, the Devil Incarnate and the father of lies!
But the Devil is so horrendously wicked, that in an ultimate act of
rebellion, he disobeys himself and becomes righteous!
Catholicism is a bloody religion! -- Surely, a bloody husband art thou
to me (Ex 4:25)! I drink God's blood and eat his flesh like some kind of
cosmic cannibal! The Bible is a litany of murder and mayhem! The Cross
of Christ is accursed and the Cup of Salvation is a Tincture of Torture!:
Jud 19:22 Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the
city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door,
and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man
that came into thine house, that we may know him.
Jud 19:23 And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said
unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that
this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.
Jud 19:24 Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I
will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good
unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.
Jud 19:25 But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his
concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused
her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let
her go.
Jud 19:26 Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at
the door of the man's house where her lord was, till it was light.
Jud 19:27 And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the
house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was
fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.
Jud 19:28 And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered.
Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto
his place.
Jud 19:29 And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold
on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces,
and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
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Jud 19:30 And it was so, that all that saw it said, There was no such deed done
nor seen from the day that the children of Israel came up out of the land of
Egypt unto this day: consider of it, take advice, and speak your minds.
Obsession
Just be careful of this feeling
Or your fate, you will be sealing
Love becomes obsession if you
Cannot see the Truth that's with you
So take heed to what I'm saying
It's a crying game you're playing
If you cannot live without her
You will soon begin to doubt her
When she hangs with other men
Then you'll put her in a pen
Making rules designed to slave her
But this horrible behavior
Only slaves you in the end
When you can't let go, my friend
I Ain't No N*gger!!
I ain't no n*gger;
I'm a Tigger.
N*ggers come from the hood;
I am come from 100-acre wood!
N*ggers are depressed;
But Tiggers do what Tiggers do best!
N*ggers drink a 40-ounce;
But all I can do is bounce, bounce, bounce!
So don't call me no n*gger
Or I'll be on you faster than a pooh bear on a jar of honey.
Hu-hu-hu-hoooo!!!
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Then...
I desired to have a relationship with you
And my desire cried out to you
No...
I cannot know your heart (and nor you mine)
Yet this relationship was not premised on knowledge
But by faith divine
Question...
How can I have a relationship with you
Being as there is nothing else in Existence besides
Your Eternal Word?
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Truly, your Word is Life
Your Word is my God and the God of it
The One who is Higher than I
Because Ras Tafari was before I
Worshipped the God whom earth, and sea and sky
Whose shoes I am unfit to untie
I Am Me (Emma I)
"I am me"
Who else can I be?
Like royalty:
Queen Emma I
But Emma I
Her life is curs'd
Her acts, rehears'd
In speech, well-vers'd
But in the end, it's worst!
So take Emma I
And turn her 'round
And then she'll become
"I am found!"
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I Neva Knew
I neva knew
Just how much you
Could love me so true
Thru all we've been thru
What more can I do?
I haven't a clue!
There's no avenue
For me to get to
This picture God drew
That I'd like to view
That I'd like to screw!
And worship anew
The God of the Hebrew
In Christ Jesus who
Hath chosen the few
(And not just the Jew)
But watched as they grew
Each taking their cue
Like a demonic coup
In the blood we saw spew
For what we can't undo
There's no need to be blue
'Sola Spiritu'
So let me review
Why I love you two
Opps, I meant 'too'!
Am I | my brother's keeper? | I AM
Still groggy,
My head turned slightly on my pillow, when
I suddenly began to feel them move
And then, I realized that
These weren't my sheets, but instead
It was your smooth, perspirous thighs, straddling me
-- rocking and locking
To the primitive choreography,
which had unknowingly become synchronous
With the circadian rhythmic pulsations
That had so fortuitously lulled my cerebral cortex
From its REM state
to state of Pure Ecstasy
Instinctually desiring to acknowledge you,
my ancient succubus
But before I could open my tear-stained eyes
I decided that it would be better not to interrupt you
Maintaining my perfect silence
In order so that you could
Believe that you were...
(In fact,
I still haven't told you...)
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And as I lay there motionless
Holding back ecstatic and guttural oblations, made
To the Queen of Heaven made flesh
It dawned on me
That this might not even be you, but instead
An angel
Or perhaps even our adult daughter who was
visiting for spring break
But as long as I didn't know,
God didn't either
Like Lot and his daughters
Judah and Tamar
Pharaoh and Sarai
There was no offence so long as I remained in ignorance
((bedsheets...))
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A Beautiful Mind
In comedy, there's an old stock device whereby an underling posits a
great idea to a boss who then retorts, "Great idea! Glad I thought of it!"
But what difference does it make where our ideas come from so long as
we think them? We are all oracles of our relative muses (though we don't
always obey them!), which is why a Christian mind is sharper and more
creative than that of a non-Christian. Stress impairs memory which is
why you can't ever remember where you put something until you stop
trying to remember where you put it; but Christians, having already
found what all men seek, are under no pressure whatsoever which
decreases both the biochemical affectations of stress and enhances
mental and physiological faculties! You really can be a better you!
Retards have an important earthly ministry and those who convert will
all be given new sinless bodies in heaven as well as expert angelic
psychotherapy to enhance their mental capabilities (as will we all!) But if
you tell a child he won't get better, you step on his faith!
(Prov 21:11) When the scorner is punished, the simple is made wise:
And in case you were following the money, public schools under No-
Child-Left benefit from classifying struggling students as ADHD
learning-disabled because they get special accommodations on
standardized tests (not to mention increased government funding for
special education programs) and under NCLB, schools are penalized for
not testing well -- and guess who determines whether or not a student is
'disabled'! Yep, the Pharmaceutical-backed APA-member school
psychologist!
And what is ADHD anyway? Not paying enough attention, massa'? I's
real sorry, massa'! Please don' hurt me, massa'! Maybe if you weren't
suffering from BAHT, I wouldn't have ADHD! That's 'Boring-As-Hell-
Teacher'! But if you want to treat a child like one of Pavlov's dogs, don't
be surprised if later on he bites you in the ass!
Right now, what our kids need is the Word of God brought back
into the public school curriculum. Our children are given classroom
rules-and-consequences, but without the intellectual underpinnings to
support their adherence. The bad teachers whine about the lack of 'home-
training' while the good teachers are being hamstringed by religious
prohibitions which preclude the instruction of absolute morality.
The teachers unions argue that higher salaries attract more qualified
teachers; but a true teacher sacrifices for their students. The higher the
salary, the cheaper the teacher; but what the schools need now is not
more uniforms or standards. What we need right now is a national debate
over the nature of reality. What is life? What is truth? What is beauty?
And if any teacher denies the existence of abstract reality, they forfeit
their right to be in it. But what's wrong with the schools today is that the
plastic coins used to teach kids about money are exact replicas of US fiat,
only with the words "In God We Trust" omitted.
(Deut 22:9) Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of
thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.
The book of Ezra warns against mixed relationships, but it was not the
ethnic origins of the spouses that polluted their blood; rather, it was that
they were "doing according to their abominations" (Ezra 9:1).
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Sin, not race, was the problem! A "mixed multitude" followed the
Hebrews out of Egypt during the Exodus (Ex 12:38) and Moses' wife
was Ethiopian, but racist Jews redefined the word "Ethiopian" to mean
"beautiful" (just as they did "virgin" to mean "maiden"), but instead,
they've exchanged Yahweh for Baal (which is why they practice "Ka-
Baal-a"); they're as wicked today as they were in the wilderness!:
(Num 12:1) And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the
Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian
woman.
Christ himself had Moabite ancestry (Matt 1:5), but Ruth had converted
to the true faith before meeting Boaz and was thus sanctified (Ruth 1:16).
However, racist Jews omitted the Book of Ruth from their medieval
codices in order to avoid the spectre of an 'impure' David. But if America
desires to maintain its racial superiority in the world, we must
delegitimize non-Christian procreation:
(Ezra 9:1-2) Now when these things were done, the princes came to me,
saying, The people of Israel, and the priests, and the Levites, have not separated
themselves from the people of the lands, doing according to their abominations,
even of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the
Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites. 2For they have
taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed
have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the
princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass.
(Deut 22:5) The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man,
neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are
abomination unto the Lord thy God.
The reason why ethnic Jews are the Chosen People is because in divinity,
they are the 'church of the firstborn' (Heb 12:23). Everyone is born
speaking Hebrew until they acquire a tongue-language; everyone is
Jewish until they discover what race they are: it is the precursory race,
the template of humanity and as pure as they are ethnically is as pure as
they are spiritually -- they are strict, dogged and exacting! We should be
so lucky as to have them in control of our media! Befriend a Jew, and
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your phone will be ringing off the hook; Cross a Jew, and the universe
will cave in on you before you can say 'Oy Vey!'
But of course, Jesus of Nazareth was (of all historic Jews) the most
biologically pristine. He was King of the Jews, whose biochemistry was
so unadulterated, that the traces of DNA on the 'hem of his garment'
could raise the dead. Even the Roman centurions cast lots for his vesture
(Matt 27:35) and Catholic Church history is rife with examples of relics,
shrines and saint's knucklebones which were thought to be endowed with
mystical properties. Similarly, Elisha didn't receive Elijah's spirit until he
donned his mantle (2 Kng 2:13) and later, when a dead Moabite corpse
was unwittingly cast into his sepulchre, it was instantly resurrected upon
contact with Elisha's bones. Hence, not only do biochemical sin-
contaminants harm, but the psychic secretions of the morally pure can
heal -- even resurrect!:
(2 Kng 13:20-21) And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the
Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year. 21And it came to pass,
as they were burying a man, that, behold, they spied a band of men; and they
cast the man into the sepulchre of Elisha: and when the man was let down, and
touched the bones of Elisha, he revived, and stood up on his feet.
(1 Tim 4:14) Neglect not the gift that is in thee, which was given thee by
prophecy, with the laying on of the hands of the presbytery.
At the Last Supper, Christ drank from the cup first before giving it to his
disciples (1 Cor 11:25), a tradition which is lives on the Catholic Liturgy;
but Protestants forego this tradition (or use plastic shot glasses!) to avoid
germs -- and yet in the two thousand-year history of the Church, no one
has ever contracted a disease from Catholic Communion. There is even a
Tradition of the priest placing the wafer on the communicant's tongue
with his own hand, and let's not forget that the very word Mass (or
Missal) comes from the Latin phrase 'Ite, missa est' (as in the old days,
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unchristened proselytes were 'dismissed' from the congregation prior to
the Eucharist.
And this brings me to my next point: You may have heard of the urban
myth of 'energy vampires' (or people who just seem to zap your energy
simply by being around them) - these are reverse healers, people who are
so exceedingly wicked, that they emit an aromatic sin-aura which can
interact with your own biochemistry, making you feel absolutely drained
(so-to-speak!) Contrarily, the 'halo' (or nimbus) of medieval Christian art
or even the so-called 'after-glow' of the young woman who has just
recently lost her virginity can be seen as projections of positive energy-
auras. And then there's the proverbial 'green thumb' which prospers
everything it plants, but the negative energy-auras of the wicked can
accumulate in houses where violent acts had occurred or even settle over
the grave-markers of the undearly departed, entrancing visitors with
negative impulses, foul smells or psychoactive hallucinations. People
with severe sin-disorders can even produce auras so vile, that they can be
lethal to plants, animals -- even humans (as is the case with such
unexplained phenomena as spontaneous human combustion). But if you
feel that your home is contaminated by a negative spirit-energy, try doing
what the Catholics have done for centuries, invite an exorcist to sprinkle
your home with holy water!:
When Moses was transported from the top of Sinai to 1st century Judaea
to receive the Ten Commandments from Christ himself, he was witness
to the Transfiguration with Peter, James, John and Elijah (Matt 17:4),
and apparently, the aureole that had enveloped Christ was transferred to
him upon his receipt of the stone tablets:
(Ex 34:29-30) And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai
with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the
mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with
him. 30And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the
skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him.
(Ex 31:18) And he gave unto Moses, when he had made an end of communing
with him upon mount Sinai, two tables of testimony, tables of stone, written
with the finger of God.
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And if one's positive and/or negative bio-aura can heal others or perhaps
even infirm them, then why wouldn't it also have an impact on the global
environment? The Japanese architectural style of Fung Shuei was in fact
developed to refocus these negative energy contagions from buildings
and residences while at the same time cultivating a positive spiritual
atmosphere. It also stands to reason that periods of worldwide apostasy
would have deleterious effects on the planet vis-à-vis the so-called 'vile
vortices' (including the Bermuda Triangle among others), which have
caused the unexplained disappearances of aircraft and ships -- perhaps
even the recent Air France calamity, not to mention the confounding of
navigational equipment, mass-hallucinations and other apparently
mysterious phenomena -- but if our sins could adversely impact the
global environment, why wouldn't then our righteousness heal our land?
Perhaps instead of worrying about our carbon footprint, we should be
taxing non-Christians for harming the planet with their toxic sin-
emissions!:
(Gen 6:11-13) The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled
with violence. 12And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt;
for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth. 13And God said unto Noah,
The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence
through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.
POP QUIZ: Why would modern medical science suppress ancient knowledge
of natural healing methods?
A. It's too easy, makes too much sense, and costs too little!
B. It makes White people look bad for not thinking of it first!
C. Follow the money! -- i.e., you can't put a patent on nature!
D. It makes medical science look bad because religious folks came up with it!
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Of course, people who eat the way the Bible prescribes tend to be
healthier than those who would eat road-kill, but that's another story...
(Jer 46:11) O virgin, the daughter of Egypt: in vain shalt thou use many
medicines; for thou shalt not be cured.
Ever have a visitor to your home and your normally shy cat walks right
up to him and starts purring? -- he might have a positive energy-aura!
But if a stranger enters your home and the dog won't stop barking, then
be careful, animals and plants can sense people's negative auras as well
(or even your own should you get into a trouble!) Is your dog acting
strange lately? Did a houseplant suddenly wither? It might be a good idea
to get a medical checkup! -- No sense in waiting for the modern medical
science establishment to catch up with the Farmer's Almanac!:
"There have been a number of examples of dogs being able to sniff out
disease," says Russell.
"One recent report, for instance, involved a dog repeatedly sniffing a
particular area of its owner's leg, and the owner turned out to have a cancer in
that area.
"Are there biological markers in sweat that are indicative of a particular type
of disease, and that dogs, with their heightened sense of smell, are able to pick
up?"
(CNN.com/technology)
(Luke 11:27) And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of
the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that
bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
And if a mustard seed of faith can move a mountain, then why wouldn't a
righteous man's biochemistry have influence over his seed?:
(1 Cor 7:14) For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the
unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean;
but now are they holy.
Thai-dye
Little Tukta from Siam
says, "How lucky that I am
flying out to London town
in a graduation gown!
But the British consulate
doesn't have my passport yet?"
Little Tukta, can't you see?
It's an opportunity
to forgive the enemy
(impudent bureaucracy!)
When we learn to look within,
all we find is death and sin;
when we learn to look without,
Jesus will remove all doubt!
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Now that you are on your way,
I have but one thing to say:
Never leave the God you know
When your flight reaches Heathrow!^^
Fun-n-Games
At the Church Hall in Falmouth, Trelawny, on Friday nights meet the
AYF (or Anglican Youth Fellowship). Although the official age of
membership is 15-25, exceptions are made. The AYF has a staff of 4
officers: a secretary; a treasurer; a vice president and president. After-
church concession sales contribute to the AYF budget, which usually is
spent on transportation to the annual retreat.
Like most Jamaican institutions, AYF never begins on time. But when it
does, it usually begins with singing and praying, the attendees forming a
human circle, holding hands and swaying to a capella gospel music.
Songs like:
(Greta lookt ahn der Nazi wiht despaire. Shie hadt geställedt ihm as
müche ahs shie couldt!) "Alreit! Alreit! I wille göe und bringen auf die
Jüden. Waite hier..." Der doore clöest und die Nazi waitet outeside.
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Den, sie doore suddennly opent...
"Well? Wehr ist hie?" askt der Nazi.
"Kömming," shie answërt sweetlich. "Bütte fürst, tellen mie... Ar nott
yeu ein grandsönne auf einen Jüdenin?"
"Ja, I am," sprächen der Nazi. "Bütte I wass raisedt ahs einen
Christeren."
"I see..." Greta wondert. "Und ihre parenst neiber toldt yeu das Jesu
Christe war ein Jüden?"
Der Nazi pausedt. "Well... I neiber unterstüdt thiere faithe... I wantet zu
believen en Christe, bütte... I neiber couldt! I neiber saw waht thaey saw!
Die mësage war losst on me! I kouldt nicht finden Götte nowehre!"
"Den wei känt yeu see Hem nowe?!" Greta pleadedt.
Bütte der Nazi becämme outragedt, "Est wast meinen blüd! Meinen
korrupt Jewische blüdt das wouldt nicht permitt mie!! Nowe bringensie
auf die Juden!! Schnell, bitte!!"
Greta walkdt outeside und shütten sie doore behindt ehr. "Hier am I!"
shie gesagt.
"Yeu?!" shoutted der Nazi. "Yeu art nicht einen Jüden?!"
"Ja, Ich bin nicht," Greta whisperin. "Bütte meine Saviuer ist, und ihs
blüd eis withinen mie."
Rough Love
You call yourself Isis?
Cuz yu' ice is mine, sis?
If I had you alone for 24 hours, and you would do anything I told you, I'd rent a
penthouse suite at the Ritz, and install hidden cameras in every room. Then I'd
hire a prostitute who would wait for you in the penthouse, and I'd pay her to
make love to you. But this is where it gets interesting...
Unbeknownst to her, I'll give you a hidden earpiece where I can instruct you on
how to make love to her. And unbeknownst to you, I'll give her a hidden
earpiece telling her what I want her to do to you. And I told her about the
hidden cameras also, but told her not to tell you cuz you didn't know. And I
told you not to tell her, cuz she didn't know.
But before I leave you alone, I tell the both of you that I may or may not walk
in at any moment, and make love to you both. But if I do... unbeknownst to
either of you, I'll be wearing yet another hidden earpiece, whereby I can take
instructions from yet another prostitute... But that's if I had you alone for 24
hours, and you would do anything I told you.
True Reflections
Sounds
Motions
Rays of Light
All together
Are the means by which true romance takes flight
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The fruits of our love perceived from above
Are all we have
To go by
In this
Fight
You
And I
Together
In Creation
Not because we're good, but because we're right
Litter Alley
Dad!, my son complained. I've been staring at the mountain all day like Jesus
said and it hasn't moved!
All things are possible, I answered. But before you go moving mountains, try
removing the mote from your eye.
Di man se, "Lov di Laad Yu Gad wid aal yu aat, yu suol, schrent an main, an
lov yu nieba laik ou yu lov yuself." Jiizas se tu im, "Yu ansa rait. Du dat an yu
wi liv."
(Jamaican Patois Translation: Luke 10:27-28)
To the extent that we all differ from each other, we are incapable of
achieving a uniformity of interpretation. It is a fool's errand. But just as
an individual draws upon his or her experience in order to enhance his or
her perspective, a church will draw upon its own tradition and history in
order to enhance its doctrine.
Of course, the Roman Catholic Church would have the most extensive
tradition, which would afford it the most pristine view of Scripture's
apparent meaning; And it is a miracle that such a large and long-lasting
denomination would not fall into the same theological pitfalls that have
plagued the mainline Protestant churches, paving the way for an
insurgency of non-denominational mega-churches. Nevertheless, the RC
Church is the original non-denominational mega-church and our doctrine
is informed by the Holy Tradition (inclusive of Holy Writ) and
articulated by the ex cathedra statements of our Holy Father (or perhaps
in due time, the Holy Mother).
Now we have seen how words spoken in any given tongue-language can
never be literally interpreted, but what about the raw Hebrew, which is to
say, the language of subliminal thought? If the Word of God is God as
John posits (John 1:1), then would not the Name of the LORD (the
Tetragrammaton) literally mean the LORD? Not so fast! Even the Divine
Name YHWH must be interpreted by the spirit. Else there would be no
cause for the 3rd Commandment, which admonishes us from using the
LORD's name vainly. If the Tetragrammaton literally meant itself, then it
would be impossible to mishandle the Word of Life, which it is not:
(Matt 7:21) Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the
kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
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Not only does the Tetragrammaton not mean itself, it is not at all itself
sans interpretation. Existence (upon which the Word of God rests) is
itself predicated by choice, which carries with it the intrinsic possibility
of sinning against the Word of God, which can only be accomplished
through the vain utterance of the LORD's Name. Nevertheless, it is the
righteous utterance of the same that accomplishes not only our salvation,
but ultimate redemption and the very conferral of the Holy Spirit itself.
No one can have the Holy Ghost without confession and none can
confess except it be by the Spirit.
Now, the Spirit is one with me (and also with you). Whatever we speak,
he speaks; Whatever we do, he does; Whatever we know, he knows. If
you don't know your Savior on the day of reckoning, then your god (who
is as knowledgeable as you are) won't know that you're saved, at which
point Jehovah Farmgirl will chuck the chaff into the fire and holler yee-
haw. Likewise, the Spirit is an obedient servant so that if I love the
Spirit, He will recompense that love in the day of redemption; but if I sin
against the Spirit, He will recompense that sin on the day of wrath. In the
latter case, because temporality is an illusion created by motion, and
because God is immutable, I stand eternally guilty before the Spirit of
God (even if I only committed one sin back in the late '70s). What am I
going to do? I can't live down eternity and I can't wait 'til the heat's off --
it's an eternal flame! In a situation like that, you've got to plead guilty
and throw yourself at the mercy of the court! And what does my Judge
do, then? He renders his verdict (without any cosmic precedent) that
deems my repentance to be worthy of redemption. Now I'm a free man --
free from sin; free from recompense; free from death! I want to shake my
judge's hand, but when I do, to my horror, I see that it's pierced! Could it
be that my Victim is also my Judge? Talk about a conflict of interest!
Now, if you haven't called upon the pure, holy, beautiful, glorious and
righteous Name of the LORD Jesus Christ, then by all means what are
you waiting for? A written invitation from God? We already have it! It's
so easy to convert and yet so easy to put it off (which is what makes it so
very hard, I suppose).
Perhaps the difference between fiction and non-fiction has less to do with
what's being said than how it's being said. But regardless: to the extent
that language conveys reality, it deviates from it.
The theological term for someone who takes the Bible literally is a
biblical literalist -- and you may actually be one without even knowing
it! So in order to determine whether you take the Bible literally (and so
as not to upstage a certain 'worthy' redneck!), I've come up with a simple
way to find out:
You preach the gospel to your dog because Jesus said to preach the
gospel to every creature (Mark 16:15)!
You drink poison and handle snakes because Jesus says it's a sign of
the Spirit (Mark 16:18)!
You're torn between whether or not Satan put the dinosaur bones in the
ground or there were brontosauruses on Noah's Jurassic Ark?
You believe Enos was the offspring of Seth and his mother Eve as
there was no other woman in the garden besides Eve (Gen 4:25-26)!
You believe God and Satan placed bets on whether or not Job would
break (Job 1:8-13)!
You believe Jesus is a black man with woolly hair and a bronze
complexion!:
(Rev 1:13-15) And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son
of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a
golden girdle. 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow;
and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15And his feet like unto fine brass, as if
they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.
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So if you don't want to repent to 'Dreadlock Jesus', stop taking the Bible
literally, please!:
Jiizas ansa im se, "Wan man a go dong fram Jeruusilem tu Jeriko an som tiif
grab im. Dem tek we im kluoz, biit im an go we lef im haaf ded. Wan priis a go
dong di siem ruod, si di man, an paas pan di ada said.
(JPV: Di Stuori Bout di Gud Samaritan)
But let's say we suspend disbelief (or perhaps sustain it?) and try to take
the Bible literally anyway:
(Num 23:19) God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that
he should repent:
So God is 'not a man' or 'the son of man'? Well of course, she's not!! But
let's say that God is speaking corporately on behalf of her son: does this
imply that God never became flesh as the JWs maintain?; or is Jesus 'not
a man' in the sense 'that he should lie' or 'should repent'? But then again,
maybe the entire passage (Num 23:19-24) was meant to be read as a
'parable' (and not literally as the previous verse seems to imply):
(Num 23:18) And he took up his parable, and said, Rise up, Balak, and hear;
hearken unto me, thou son of Zippor:
But this is what happens when we base our faith on scripture rather than
Tradition. When Luther weaponized the Bible with the words 'sola
scriptura', each man became his own denomination as churches
fragmented over matters of interpretation, paving the way for moral
relativism. But if you want to redefine 'church', don't be surprised when
your grandkids redefine 'marriage'!:
No one indeed can deny that marriage is an external worldly thing, like
clothes and food, house and home, subject to worldly authority, as shown by so
many imperial laws governing it.
(Martin Luther, Von den Ehesachen)
(2 Cor 3:6) Who also hath made us able ministers of the new testament; not of
the letter, but of the spirit: for the letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.
But let's try once again, like a dog turned back on his vomit (2 Pet 2:22),
to take the Bible at its 'literal' meaning:
(Ezek 20:49) Then said I, Ah Lord God! they say of me, Doth he not speak
parables?
(Prov 26:7) The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of
fools.
(Jam 1:27) Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To
visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted
from the world.
First, don' panic, juss keep on a'walkin like yuh nah see'im...
Den tekk out uno match frem yuh pocket, light it, hol' it up inna di eer an'
trow it behind yuh leff-hand shouldah...
Continue walkin'...
Nex, tekk out anudda match, light it, hol' it up inna di eer an' trow it
behind yuh leff-hand shouldah juss like before...
Continue walkin'...
Now...
Tekk out una cherd match... light it... hol' it up inna di eer, but dis time!...
Blow it out an' put it back in yuh pocket -- di duppy'll stop followin' yuh
cau' him fi look fi di match!!!
Walk Good!
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Self-abuse is an issue that touches almost everyone! But above all, please
understand: You are not alone! Keep it up!
True, time was when it was once recommended for men to go jogging or
take cold showers in order to get it under control, but that was in the days
before liquid soap and body sponges were mass-marketed to men!
My advice? -- Be patient and whatever you do, don't let it get to your
head! After all, if you can just manage to hold on long enough, you
should be able to stick it out! -- although I should warn you: Self-abuse is
one problem that, if left unmanaged, can only become bigger! -- So be up
front about it and don't try to hide it or think that you can somehow put it
behind you! The only way to handle it is to deal with it head-on -- just
lay it all out on the table and give yourself some slack!
You might also try finding a suitable outlet for that pent-up stress! But
don't worry, there's no pressure! There are several ways to release the
tension -- or on the other hand, should temptation arise, try to unwind at
a local hangout where you can just let go and be around other company
stiffs (after work when they all get off!) -- perhaps the neighborhood
sports bar, where you can chalk up that old cue stick and shoot one off in
the side pocket just before the cocktail waitress with the nice rack returns
to bring you your screwdriver with a smile and a friendly "What's up?"
Maintain eye-contact as she stirs your sip-straw and apologizes for
inquiring as to when you would be settling your tab (but she kinda' has to
cuz it's getting so huge and, well, she's been stiffed before!) -- and by the
way, don't forget that the kitchen closes at the stroke of midnight! -- but
bless Jesus, there won't be any cheese on your nachos tonight, buster, cuz
yer running the table! AMEN!! Yes! -- and no sooner will you be able to
get a'hold of yourself, that you'll soon notice yourself growing -- yes,
growing in the spirit!
Any health effects to male chastity? Other for the fact that the turtle will
sometimes recede into its shell for days on end, you'll be fine! In fact,
you'll even be healthier! Sex addiction is a real disease and can
contribute to elevated stress levels which would impede sexual
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performance, should you be blessed with a real relationship -- and I'm
not just yanking your chain, either! In fact, now that we've rolled out our
new self-abuse hotline: 666-JERK, our ex-spurts are ready to handle
even the most sticky situations. Yep, help is right at your fingertips! --
but we do get flooded at times, so if the line is busy, please don't be
frustrated! Just keep tight and remain on hold as you rock out to the
instrumental covers of George Michael's greatest hits!
Thank you for spending time thumbing through this self-help manual!
But before we finish it off, let's keep in mind that no matter how the
ungodly try to manipulate it, the hard truth is always within your grasp!
So please feel free to pick up this handbook (which comes with 3
moderate-level Sudokus) handy for future reference and above all, don't
forget: You're in control so don't be afraid to take matters into your own
hands! Just relax, get a grip and by all means, STOP THINKING
ABOUT IT!!
Priest Fatigue
Priest fatigue...
Knowing all mysteries
Unable to tell them
Who will listen?
And if any listen, who will understand?
And if they understand, who will believe?
Big fish in a small pond
Like the fake blonde leading the fake blonde
Gone in fifty seconds!
I've become a lyrical vagabond
Whose word is his only bond
Soon to be published?
Yeah -- in Zondervan...
Priest fatigue...
Nobody listens
So I add a little splice
Of Caribbean spice
With a dash of Miami Vice, and
Riuniti on ice, and I'm
Cussin' like Andrew Dice, and...
Might as well give'em what they came for, you know...
-- Jesus Christ?
Yeah right!
How 'bout another slice of life?
Will that suffice? -- Nice!
Café Demetrio
Am I your soul mate?, a woman asked her husband.
No, he laughed, You're my roommate!
Fine, she shrugged, In that case, you're my checkmate!
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For those who prefer poetry readings to bikini contests, the Gables
nightlife can be considerably more upscale and refined than that of
storied South Beach or the famed Hard Rock just south of Ft.
Lauderdale. Known for the Biltmore Hotel, the Miami Hurricanes and
the Miracle Theatre (not to mention several high-end boutique shops and
restaurants), Coral Gables has an air of class and bohémien sophistication
that belie the more bawdy contingents (perhaps contagions?) of
contemporary club culture.
Above the door to the patio, hangs a print of the Theotokos staring out
toward the viewer as the infant stares up at her, perfectly symbolizing the
divine ecology of grace dispensed by the Madonna in the flesh of Christ.
Yet there are such as would twist the head of the Goddess toward the
infant, and the infant toward us in shamed-faced rebellion against the
holy government; and yet, how much farther away from Jesus are they
that cry his name the loudest?
The creator of the Universe cannot also enter into his own creation and
die for it. Hence a Universe inclusive of iniquity requires both a creator
and a saviour distinct of each other. Since the saviour and creator speak
as one in the soul of temporal Christ, they are the same in body, but not
in spirit. Inasmuch as the creator resurrected the soul and flesh of Christ,
she is coRedemptoris:
(Luke 2:34-35) And Simeon blessed them, and said unto Mary his mother,
Behold, this child is set for the fall and rising again of many in Israel; and for a
sign which shall be spoken against; 35(Yea, a sword shall pierce through thy
own soul also,) that the thoughts of many hearts may be revealed.
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When Christ 'gave up the ghost' on the Cross of Calvary, his death was
final. The Resurrection was not about him, it was about us. We needed
his body and soul to be resurrected in the Immaculate Heart of the
Creator in order so that the Universe would know not to obey
unrighteous prayers. Otherwise, the Creator herself becomes subject to
evil and death and if God dies at any time, she dies at all times and the
Universe would never have been created. But the Resurrection spoke
corporately on behalf Christ's Heart, which had lost the consciousness of
Christ, but was resurrected in the divinity of Mary:
(Rev 1:18) I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for
evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.
Thus, it was his body (and not his spirit), that God resurrected -- LORD
Jesus didn't hide out in hell for three days and then spring back to life; if
death resurrects, it never died -- instead, it goes on a three-day holiday
cruise to the Bahamas, playing shuffleboard with Baelzebob -- 'Hot! Hot!
Hot!' blaring over the loudspeakers:
(John 2:19-21) Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in
three days I will raise it up. 20Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this
temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days? 21But he spake of the
temple of his body.
(Rom 8:26-27) but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings
which cannot be uttered. And he that searcheth the hearts knoweth what is the
mind of the Spirit, because he maketh intercession for the saints according to
the will of God.
Now must we have two saviours: Mary who created and resurrected the
Universe; and Christ whose salvific obedience to mankind's sin, stood
between Man and God long enough for the sins of the world to be
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transmuted onto his body, thus preventing sin from entering the Blessed
Virgin at the moment of her Conception. Christ is a sponge, soaking up
all the sin in the Universe; and all Heathen are a part of that patchwork
sponge. Jesus Christ died for us in Iraq and Afghanistan; Serbia and the
Sudan. The Cross is everywhere and thus, it is our solemn duty to love
them that are our enemies for Christ's sake:
(Matt 25:37-40) Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw
we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? 38When saw
we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? 39Or when
saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? 40And the King shall
answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it
unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
Very few patrons have ever bested the owner of Café Demetrio at his
own game, but should you ever endeavour to, I offer you this: never pat
yourself on the back while holding a blood-stained knife (and try not to
kick yourself with your victim's shoes!)
I resign.
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Marriage Vows
O, what a surprise!
To look in your eyes
And see God devise
So perfect a prize
So let us be strong
For not before long
This ancient love song
To us, will belong
Blessed Virgin
Condescend
Let this marriage
Never end
Save us from
Thy Father's wrath
Wash us in
Thy bloody bath
Help us see
Through all these lies
Loving life
With brand new eyes
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Then our hearts
Of stone so cold
Shall become
As solid gold
And together
We'll grow old
Greatest story
Ever told
Satanic Santa
As an Evangelical Christian, I've come across the familiar 'Santa'
argument. This is when the proselyte claims a childhood belief in God
which was dashed the moment they realized that Santa wasn't real -- and
if Santa isn't real, then what else isn't real?
They never believed in God in the first place... The childish concept of
God is no different than Santa or the Easter Bunny. He is an imaginary
friend -- they 'pray' to him and have feelings inspired by this entirely
pretentious 'relationship', but unless they truly are spirit baptized, it is
always a superficial faith which doesn't bear the fruits of the Spirit or the
moral underpinnings of a transformative faith based on fidelity, integrity
and sanctity. Christ is God Omnipotent and a 'pretend friend' cannot
resurrect.
And what about the neighbor's children who already believe? Is it right to
dash their hopes? Or do we (as Evangelicals) have a responsibility to
bring people into the Faith in such a way as not to frustrate them or cause
unnecessary disunity within their family -- even if that means permitting
them to persist in their temporary delusion while not expressly validating
it? Children (and the adults who act like them) must be brought into
Truth carefully, else they trample the pearls (though the line between tact
and dereliction is at times razor thin) -- not to mention the fact that the
Traditional date of Christmas itself began as a Pagan Holiday! but
before we put this issue before Yahweh, let's first ask Yahoo:
YAHOO ANSWERS
(Religion and Spirituality)
QUESTION:
Moral Quandry: Is it right to tell a child that Santa is real? If so, then why; If
not, then why?
RESPONSES:
Source(s):
New King James Bible
We told our kids some silly things to see if they could catch
them, but if it seemed they believed them, we told them the
truth right away. That way they developed the habit of
thinking for themselves. But we certainly wouldn't cause
them to spend their formative years believing in an old man
with a long white beard that lives in a white fluffy place far
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away, and who sees and judges all their acts and rewards
the good ones. On Christmas, yet. No telling what irrational
beliefs that could lead to in later life! ;o)
You can just tell them that Santa is like the symbol of
Christmas to make it more enjoyable for everyone. Kids
love stories. Nothing wrong with giving presents and
watching Rudolph and Frosty on TV.
Just my opinion...
6) Duh, Santa is real you dipsht! The guy just goes under the
codename "parent/other" when he's not busy conjuring up
some Christmas magic!
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7) No that is a lie,from Satan change the letters around.
Santa Satan
Yes, and all the hypocrites will thumbs down me. They
know so little about the world but seem to think they know
everything about God and the spirit.
11) I think it's okay. Sooner or later each kid needs to learn
how to figure out what is bullcrap on their own. Santa and
the Easter Bunny are good for that.
13) I don't get the mindset that lying is okay if it's fun.
14) My mom told me Santa was fake from the start; but she
believes in Jesus Christ. Go figure =/
16) No. Christmas is about Christ and the birth of Jesus not
some fat ol' jolly fellow that doesn't exist.
17) no it is not,
And a happy new year! Well, thanks to all the respondents -- some
answers were nice (others naughty!), but I'll let the reader draw their own
conclusion.
As for me, well... of course I wouldn't condone lying to children for any
reason, but what's the lie? After all, there is a real Catholic Saint Nicolas,
he did historically give gifts to children on Christmas, and insofar as his
legacy continues to inspire us to give gifts to children (millions of
children the world over) -- even in countries where people don't have
chimneys, well... I'll just leave it right there!
HO HO HO!!
Dr. Mindbender
Life is desire;
Death is fear.
To live is to consummate;
To fear is to desecrate.
(Is 66:4) I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon
them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear:
but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.
Fear is inward;
Love is outward.
(Ex 32:8) They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded
them: they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have
sacrificed thereunto, and said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which have brought
thee up out of the land of Egypt.
(Ex 32:17-28) And when Joshua heard the noise of the people as they
shouted, he said unto Moses, There is a noise of war in the camp. 18And he
said, It is not the voice of them that shout for mastery, neither is it the voice of
them that cry for being overcome: but the noise of them that sing do I hear.
19And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the
calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of
his hands, and brake them beneath the mount. 20And he took the calf which
they had made, and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it
upon the water, and made the children of Israel drink of it.
21And Moses said unto Aaron, What did this people unto thee, that thou hast
brought so great a sin upon them? 22And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my
lord wax hot: thou knowest the people, that they are set on mischief. 23For they
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said unto me, Make us gods, which shall go before us: for as for this Moses, the
man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of
him. 24And I said unto them, Whosoever hath any gold, let them break it off.
So they gave it me: then I cast it into the fire, and there came out this calf.
25And when Moses saw that the people were naked; (for Aaron had made them
naked unto their shame among their enemies:)
26Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the Lord's
side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves
together unto him. 27And he said unto them, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel,
Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate
throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his
companion, and every man his neighbour. 28And the children of Levi did
according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about
three thousand men.
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are prepared to
die for their ideas, and those that aren't. But if you are not prepared to die
for your ideas, then be prepared to die for mine:
(Dan 9:11) Yea, all Israel have transgressed thy law, even by departing, that
they might not obey thy voice; therefore the curse is poured upon us, and the
oath that is written in the law of Moses the servant of God, because we have
sinned against him.
(Rev 9:6) And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and
shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
(Gal 2:17) But if, while we seek to be justified by Christ, we ourselves also are
found sinners, is therefore Christ the minister of sin?
I am the Devil.
I drink God's blood.
I obey no law, but the lawlessness of grace:
(1 Cor 6:12) All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all
things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.
(Jer 31:29-30) In those days they shall say no more, The fathers have eaten a
sour grape, and the children's teeth are set on edge. 30But every one shall die
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for his own iniquity: every man that eateth the sour grape, his teeth shall be set
on edge.
(Jer 31:31-34) Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that I will make a new
covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah: 32Not
according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day that I took
them by the hand to bring them out of the land of Egypt; which my covenant
they brake, although I was an husband unto them, saith the Lord: 33But this
shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days,
saith the Lord, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their
hearts; and will be their God, and they shall be my people.
(Is 59:5-6) They hatch cockatrice's eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that
eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper.
6Their webs shall not become garments, neither shall they cover themselves
with their works: their works are works of iniquity, and the act of violence is in
their hands.
(Ex 20:25-26) And if thou wilt make me an altar of stone, thou shalt not build
it of hewn stone: for if thou lift up thy tool upon it, thou hast polluted it.
26Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy nakedness be not
discovered thereon.
(Matt 19:13-15) Then were there brought unto him little children, that he
should put his hands on them, and pray: and the disciples rebuked them. 14But
Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of
such is the kingdom of heaven. 15And he laid his hands on them, and departed
thence.
(Is 35:3-4) Strengthen ye the weak hands, and confirm the feeble knees. 4Say
to them that are of a fearful heart, Be strong, fear not: behold, your God will
come with vengeance, even God with a recompence; he will come and save
you.
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Psychiatrists believe that you can overcome a phobia
by 'facing your fears';
They see fear as a behavioral problem.
But love doesn't prove itself
by confronting temptation;
Love proves itself by avoiding temptation:
(Luke 11:4) And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.
Elegy
Elegant elegy
Elevated to a level of excellence
Far exceeding the delicate eloquence
Of my elemental dialectic
But El Shaddai
Raised up high
On Golgotha, doth cry
'Eli!... Eli!...
WHY?
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Theory of Devolution
According to Darwin,
Man evolved from animals
through a process of natural selection.
According to Devolution,
Mankind did not evolve from the animals;
We "devolved" from them.
And the more we get away from nature,
The more we continue to devolve!
((Devolution))
((Devolution))
((Devolution))
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When the New York Post likened Obama to a chimpanzee,
it was an insult to chimps!
Chimps are peaceful animals,
But if you take an animal out of its natural habitat
(compelling it to live as a human);
Don't be surprised if it acts like a rage-filled, murderous human.
((Devolution))
(Prov 6:6-9) Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise:
7Which having no guide, overseer, or ruler, 8Provideth her meat in the
summer, and gathereth her food in the harvest. 9How long wilt thou sleep, O
sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?
((Devolution))
Is Grace Illegal?
God is Righteous and therefore must obey every command put to her...
If we ask for a blessing, she must bless us.
If we ask for a curse, she must curse us.
This is the Doctrine of Recompense.
It is the Dais upon which the Universe stands.
(Rom 11:29) For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.
• Escape Clause #1) The deity reserves the right to not answer prayers if they
conflict with somebody else's prayers.
• Escape Clause #2) The deity may not answer your prayers if, by answering
them, you wind up worse off later.
• Escape Clause #3) The deity may not answer prayers if they conflict the
'Terms of Agreement' you signed when you became a Christian (also known as
'The Bible')
• Escape Clause #4) The deity reserves the right to postpone (or otherwise
delay) the answering of prayers until after the Resurrection.
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• Escape Clause #5) God already answered your prayers when he saved you,
and the greatest gift God can bestow on you is the ability to forsake joy and
comfort to help others -- so get back to work, fellow laborer!
Because God is bound to answer every prayer that comes to her, and
because Christians ask for curses instead of blessings, God must have a
divine protocol (or law book) that Christians can 'repent' to, which
informs her as to which prayers to obey and which to deny. But the Holy
Ordinance (or 'Word of God') cannot contain any error in it and must be
true for all people at all times -- otherwise, God would lack integrity,
disqualifying her as LORD and Creator, and a house divided cannot
stand; but the Immaculate Conception has all faith to remove mountains
literally -- and so do you when you're in the Spirit, and anyone in the
Spirit wouldn't put God to the test now, would they?
So God knows when to obey us and when not to because we repent to the
Word of God: integral, inerrant, infinite and incarnate. My God, I sound
like a Baptist! Wanna come to my Bible study?
When the Messiah judged the world, he knew what sin was by what sin
does. But he also knew what faith was by what faith does also: sin kills,
but hope springs eternal.
In Eternity, any man who goes against himself must have that prayer
recompensed by an obedient Creator, which would kill him instantly. But
if there were another man (a second Adam) who could intercede on
behalf of the first, taking the divine recompense upon himself instead,
then we have a fallen Universe such as it is now.
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So if disobedience to oneself brings death;
But disobedience to oneself brings rebirth;
How is a church premised on repentance not the Church of Satan?
And how could a righteous god
conclude the repentant world worthy of redemption
without any loss of cosmic integrity
which would disqualify him as its judge?
To put it bluntly... Is it a sin to be a Christian?
(Ro 3:27) Where is boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay:
but by the law of faith.
Now let's second-guess Grace and condemn Christ's decision to save us,
citing Argument A: if we reject the philosophy of grace on the legal
grounds that disobedience is unworthy of grace, irrespective of the
consequences of it, then we radically alter the definition of sin. But Jesus
lacked the judicial empathy to know just how dark my heart was, so he
was not at all qualified to judge the Universe with regard to 'what does
sin', he could only speak to 'what sin does'!
(2 Cor 5:21) For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we
might be made the righteousness of God in him.
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But if we reject grace philosophically, choosing to re-obey disobedience,
then we would undo our born-again status, becoming dead-again! But
this is utterly impossible since in order to re-obey disobedience, you
must first disobey obedience, which would permanently disqualify you
from becoming an obedient disobedient! There's no getting out of this!
(Heb 6:4, 6) For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and
have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,
6If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they
crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame.
Apart from God, we have sex with ourselves -- but a relationship with
oneself is a sin against one's own consciousness! That's why
homosexuals are always masturbating (and masturbating children grow
up as such), they are having a relationship with themselves, selfishly
hording their sexuality, and once a man becomes self-infatuated, it is
only a small step to seek out others that are like themselves. It is a
rejection of life, of relationships and family, of communication, of
nature, God, one's own flesh, and an assault against very consciousness;
it is a form of intellectual barbarism, spiritual suicide, and the superlative
unconscionable act; it is a perversion of Reality, the Second Death and
the corporeal manifestation of sin itself:
(1 Cor 6:18) Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body;
but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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Although Christ was unable to empathize with sinners, he was perfectly
able to empathize with righteousness, and he knew that godly sorrow had
the capacity to aspire to it. The Incarnation itself attested to the
righteousness of the believers of Yahweh, their Christ-like love and
obedience, and the true and sacrificial love of the Holy Roman Church.
He was, for lack of a better word, an activist appellate judge legislating
from the bench! But in God's Eternal Court, there is no separation of the
judiciary and legislative branches just as there wasn't in ancient Israel (or
the modern RC Church for that matter).
But what if the Grinch really had stolen Christmas? What might have
been, had Christ not died for our sins? Would we all be roasting in hell?
-- doing cannonballs in the Lake of Fire?
If the Virgin Mary was not 'punished with a baby', we would all have
been aborted! The Universe would have been conceived in divinity, but
dead-on-arrival; a virtual stillbirth. Thus, because Original Sin was
already extant, Christ had two options:
Jesus chose what was behind door number 2 -- but before we show him
what he's won! let's see what was behind door number 1:
It took six days to create the Universe, but only one nanosecond to
destroy it -- and by the way, did you know that a young Raquel Welch
actually auditioned for the part of Mary Ann? That would've cast the
whole Mary Ann vs. Ginger debate in a whole new light!
Fade to black!
Falasha
(Strangers in a Strange Land)
Love gurus all agree that one of the best places to find true romance may
be just right around the corner... AT THE CORNER GROCERY
STORE!!! But first, you need to know both the right and wrong way to
shop...
Ladies, if you're looking for a nice juicy rotisserie, always make sure that
the chickens are free-range -- (nothing's worse than a pent-up cock!) Of
course, there are those who would rather have dark meat, but before you
bite into that succulent drumstick oozing with flavor, try to resist the
temptation to play with your food, nibbling here and there with delicate
and furtive bites, before suddenly lunging into it with that primal craving
to suck the marrow right out of the bone! -- (pardon my fowl language!)
Guys, if you're looking for a nice pair of melons, always make sure that
they're ripe, but not passed their prime... unfortunately, there are those
who try to pass off their melons as fresh when, really, they've been
expired for quite some time -- and then there are those who lie about
their age in order to dupe you into purchasing illegal produce!...
however, a visual inspection should be able to assuage any doubt in the
event that there is any. Of course, you may also ask the grocer whether or
not you are permitted to feel her melons and, if she agrees, then go ahead
and hold one of them firmly but gently and give it a nice squeeze! Then
try gripping the other melon laying adjacent to it with the other hand,
squeezing both simultaneously in order to compare them... still not sure?
Try thumping it delicately with the knuckle of your index finger -- (not
too hard, you don't want to bruise it!) You can probably tell by the
smacking sound it makes whether or not it's ripe for consumption, but if
you're still not sure, then probably your grocer will be more than happy
to assist you by feeling her own melons and letting you know whether or
not they're ready!
While all melons are the same basic shape, they do vary in size (as do
cocks), but people who are obsessed over the size of their portions are
often unable to enjoy the meal (and who wants to dine with the jealous?)
Sadly, some produce is damaged and/or deformed right off the tree (thus
making them inedible), though at the conclusion of the harvest, these
defects will be cured by the Husbandman -- no damaged produce in
heaven; but in this world, such serve a divine purpose...
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Men, just as you wouldn't partake of your own fruit, neither should you
partake of the fruit of your seed or the immediate vine from which your
fruit stemmed -- women, however, are at absolute physical liberty since
they are mentally satiated (whereas men are physically satiated...),
although women err if they usurp the male role mentally whereas men err
if they usurp the female role physically -- there's a lot of fruits in the
Garden of Eden, but none of them are 'fruity' if you know what I mean!
So thanks for tuning in! -- and now that you know how to shop, I'm sure
that you'll have no trouble picking up that special someone the next time
I... SEE YOU AT THE TURNSTILE!!!
The Eavesdropper
Peering over her shoulder, I read words perfectly scripted
Full of life and love and hope and hidden reveries encrypted
Deep beneath the quaint veneer,
a depth and wealth of knowledge lingers
All of this experience resting on the tips of ancient fingers
WELCOME
I'm Peter the Roman, prophet of the new millennium!! (or is that
millennia?) I keep forgetting which one is plural! Anyway, I've just
started my own religion, I'm calling it 'New Jack Church' -- not affiliated
with 'New Jack Church USA' (those guys are lost!)
Now let's take a look at what separates NJC from other Demon-nations:
Now you're probably no-doubt wondering how you can get involved in
this life-altaring ministry! So go to www.newjackchurch.org for more
info and remember:
At NJC, we're not a "real" church -- we just call ourselves that for tax
purposes!
HELP NEEDED
I'm not a "real" prophet, I'm a Christian character actor and comic
playing the part of Peter the Roman (please don't worship me!)
I started a new church called New Jack Church in order to satisfy the
community service requirement of my parole (please don't confuse us
with New Jack Church United -- they're a cult!)
www.newjackchurch.org
Spreading the gospel "street by street, block by block!"
Levirate Marriage
'Twas 3000 years ago
When the Pharaoh let us go
To reclaim our rightful land
Given by divine command
(Deut 25:5-6) If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no
child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger: her
husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform
the duty of an husband's brother unto her. 6 And it shall be, that the firstborn
which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that
his name be not put out of Israel.
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Prayer to Isis
Your WORD is beautiful,
pure and good.
It reverberates my eardrums,
echoing off the corners of my heart,
sending shockwaves through my spirit from the start;
It restoketh my coals.
But I dieflect --
Hung and hungry and hunting for a honey,
in a desperate hurry to get hooked up with this
*Black Playboy Bunny*
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Yes...
As I rest
(her mocha breasts pressed against my chest,
blessed by smoking incense)
Your WORD tempts, tests,
placing me under its sweet duress! --
wresting my flesh with furtive pecks (flirting and flitting as I interject
this vernacular nonsense -- strokes of genius chokes my penis soaked by
Venus --
Sex...
as I stare down at your messed-up frizzy hair bearing down on my
[you-know-where], whizzing! -- busily throttling my bottle with full-
glottalled vowels coddling my cerebral bowels,
straddling my mind with unbridled rhymes as you saddled my poetic
lines with prophetic wine...
Moonlighting Strangers
Do you remember me, moonlighting stranger?
We met in the bar
You got in my car
You didn't live far
You looked like a star
¡Llame Ahora!
When I became born again, I became obedient to the Holy Spirit and
took literally the Commandment to love our neighbor, obeying them in
all things. If they asked me to walk a mile with them, I went twain --
even to the point of cleaning out my bank account. This is right faith.
When advertisers figured out that they could make more money by
telling (rather than asking) their customers to purchase their goods and
services, a new and corrupting idiom entered the English language,
namely that of the figure of speech. For instance, if I say, 'Come on in!', I
mean it as an invitation, not as a command. But that's not what I said
literally -- it's a non-literal expression which assumes a certain level of
colloquial savvy-ness on the part of the communicant. But the
unsophisticated (and the gullible like myself) can't be expected rightfully
discern this distinction, which is why the advertising technique works
(being as everyone is, at some point in their life, gullible -- especially
with regard to products and services that are unfamiliar to them, as
would be the case with the very young and the very old).
In fact, not only do advertisers tell consumers what to buy and how to
buy it, but they'll also tell'em why it is they wanted it in the first place,
thus blurring the lines between 'supply and demand' and 'supply and
command' -- Just make sure they tell yer broke ass how to return it!:
Of course, if consumers buy goods and services, the economy gets better
-- but as we saw with 911, when the consumers become pensive about the
future, the economy falters in the present; so the greatest 'economic
fundamental' would be a society structured around some sort of
messianic optimism -- the hope for a brighter tomorrow! But what
human institution is best equipped to endow the worldwide economic
system with such a hope? Amerik.k.k.a under the presidence of Barack
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'We-are-not-a-Christian-nation' Obama? Name me one Muslim nation
that ever got rich without trading heavily with a Christian nation -- but
Christian economies thrive by themselves!
I wish that the worker be granted a sufficient holiday and that everything is
done, in order to let this holiday as well all other leisure time to be truly
recreational. I wish this, because I want a determined people with strong
nerves, for truly great politics can only be achieved with a people that keeps its
nerves.
(Adolf Hitler)
Approach a stranger with a $20 check, and they'll probably refuse it,
fearing some sort of "catch". Dispel that fear, and they'll reject it out of
either too much pride or too much guilt!; but if you ask a Christian to
donate $20 to support the "Human Fund", they'll cut you a $50, all the
while praising Jesus for the opportunity to help out! Knock on the door of
a stranger, and they'll slam it in your face, *deadbolt clinking*; Knock
on a Christian door (selling Christian Dior?), and they'll invite you in,
believing that they're entertaining angels unawares. Why would we verify
your credentials? -- if the 'Human Fund' is bogus, God'll cast you into
the Lake of Fire unawares! *CLINK!!*
That's the Hope, the Optimism, and the Trust that is driving our economy
-- In God We Trust! pure and simple!
A kid asked Jesus... how much do you love me? Jesus replied," I love you
this much." and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you
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believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this,
you will have a cold heart in 2009.
Send this to all people in your list within 30 minutes and something good will
happen to you NOW. This is not a fake... copy and paste this to 15 people in
the next 10 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow
(1 Cor 9:18) What is my reward then? Verily that, when I preach the gospel, I
may make the gospel of Christ without charge, that I abuse not my power in the
gospel. 19For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant
unto all, that I might gain the more.
(1 John 4:1) Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they
are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
I understand that you sent this chain letter in obedience to the Spirit and I
respect that. Likewise, the Spirit of God has informed me that there are many
who would take advantage of your faith and ask you to do things to their own
benefit and not to the benefit of the gospel... There is no real way to tell the
difference, and if there is any doubt, we are bound to obey the Commandment.
And now the Blessed Virgin has informed us that from this moment
forward, all Roman Catholics are released from their tithing obligation, if
they will remit the same amount to New Jack Church, until such time as
the Pope authorizes Fifth Marian Dogma (declaring Her as Mediatrix
and coRedemptoris) as an infallible tenet of the RC Church.
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Play Ball!
How does the sovereignty of God and the free will of man operate?
The answer: Inspiration.
She can only order your steps insofar as you are willing to walk the walk;
But should you disobey God, then your steps were ordered by the Devil.
But Jesus led captivity captive
when he permitted his own steps to be ordered by the Devil
in order to put to death the works of the Devil,
nailing them to the cross.
In all things, God is sovereign!
The first thing that Adam and Eve did after they sinned
was to put on their clothes (i.e., they lost their sexuality)
They were naked and ashamed.
The first thing Lucifer did when he rejected God was to masturbate,
preferring self-aggrandizement over a true worship.
And the term 'Gay Pride' is a redundancy;
Neither can any person have sex with just themselves
or a 'loving' relationship with themselves, which gays do by proxy.
Sex requires an identity (or consciousness) external to oneself.
It is, has been and must remain a bond between masculine and feminine.
(Pr 5:19) let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always
with her love.
God does not control which of the three pitches I choose to hit,
But she does determine whether or not I am right or left handed,
which would influence that decision without dictating it.
But if the right-handed batter stands on the opposite side of the mound,
he swings backward, killing the catcher.
God does not control which of the three pitches I choose to hit,
But she picks the color of the uniform,
which would influence that decision without commanding it.
But if I change jerseys in the middle of the game,
I might score a run against myself.
Nevertheless, it is feasible to adopt a new team
-- especially in this fallen world, and in any world,
there is no absolute Black person or 'typical' White person.
Sexuality, however, is diametric.
Star-Power
Three stars
Tri-aligned
One blasphemed,
The other died
The third revived
To stay alive
To rapture life
From death's devise
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One man
His soul cut off
The morning star
Who shed his blood
To save our souls
Upon Golgoth
Because our Sin
With him was wroth
Two cherubs
Wings outstretched
Atop the Arc
Of Covenant
Beneath them rests
The hidden bread
And Love's Commandments
One and ten...
Yeah, your lesbian lover in man's body -- and what a man too!
(I promise I'll call you...)
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There is a kingdom
Whose doorway is true wisdom
There, there is freedom
just a teenager
living in a grownup world
way past her curfew
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I am not drunken
I speak a diff'rent language
With stammering lips
Speaking mysteries
Without the understanding
'Quench not the Spirit'
Shepherd of Hermas
Tormented by impure thoughts
Divers temptations
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A rose, I suppose,
grows and grows and grows and grows,
but no one knows why.
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Sex is beautiful
Nor is marriage a contract
It is a sex act
Flee fornication
Nor does man hate his own flesh
But cherisheth it
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The sky's the limit
But without the earth beneath
There would be no sky
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*Sexy lingerie*
Try it on and let me see
Now turn! - Strike a pose!
Goddamnit woman!
I can't take it anymore!
Come here and f*ck me!!
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Lay it on me thick
Pour it on my honey stick
((Yes, I meant my dyck))
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I love your blonde hair
Through crooked glasses, you stare
(Not even aware
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Rickenbacker dives
Strafing Kaiser Wilhelm's troops
O'er the western front
3-2-1 contact
Sputtering Sopwith engines
Damn those AA guns
Smoking cigarettes
Looking like silent film stars
Valentino's stare
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Hear the bugle call
Angel of the battlefield
Armageddon's war
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Athena beguiles
Me with her serpentine smiles
And feminine wiles
I feel so alive
As she takes my male sex drive
Out for a joy ride
My mojo's running
With Athena shot-gunning
She looks so stunning
I'm no Adonis
But better to be honest
Than god and goddess
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Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum
Goes the little drummer boy
Full of righteous joy
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Style over substance?
But in the world we live in,
it's both that matter.
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Sin is so sinful
That it sins against itself
Becoming righteous!
A house divided
Absolutely cannot stand
But my love can't fail
___
A double-edged sword
The best things in life are free
But so are the worst
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Sweet naïveté
Dressed in satin lingerie
(Purchased at Target)
Watch as I display
My male sexual array
Now get down and pray
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On your knees -- (Risqué!)
What was that I heard you say?
You want a three-way?
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MEGALITH PENIS
In a SEX Acropolis
Desires Artemis
Petrus
Romanus
The voice of treason...
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Aftertaste
The preceding broadcast was episode 1 of You Can't Do That on TBN,
the show where you get slimed every time you say, I didn't know! The
second (and by God the last!) episode is already under production and
will hopefully be 'rapture-ready' before the Mayan calendar runs out.
Until then, Talk amongst yourselves -- I'm feeling verklempt!
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Appendage
The following are completed, tentative segments from the forthcoming
sequel to this book, tentatively titled:
Ganxta 2
"This time, it's spiritual"
Divine Sequence
ℵ LOVE ME
Why did God make men first?
Ever see how long it takes for a woman to get ready?
The first word ever spoken in the history of... well... history! -- was
Love. God is Love. Her Name is Love. The English translation of the
Tetragrammaton is "Love me." Yah is me and Weh is love. Yah is
masculine; Weh is feminine. The Yiddish expression Oye-Veh, is a
corruption of YHWH. The Chinese expression Wo Ai (I love) changes
the grammar of the first sentence without any loss of meaning. Likewise,
the Spanish phrase, ¡Ya voy! also has its derivation from the divine name
(and back'a'yaad, on a certain Caribbean island, you may hear someone
greet you with Jah-love!):
(Ps 68:4) extol him that rideth upon the heavens by his name JAH, and rejoice
before him.
Back in the U.K., the word Weh is closely related to the English word
woo whereas Jah, or Iah is closely related to I, whereby an alternate
English translation of Iahweh would be I woo. The word high is also a
derivative of Iah, which is why we call on the name of Jah Most High!
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But why is it important that Yahweh be the pure Hebraic expression of
love? Because love makes the world go round! In other words, in order
for God to make the Universe, she has to have a purpose -- a divine
prerogative, a motivation! A marriage in heaven must take place
beforetime which Shekhinah and her husband continually consummate.
The Universe moves because JAH lives and the desire to live is sui
generis. It is a mystery and the first of them: I AM THAT I AM. No one,
neither God herself nor any angel, can understand why God is; only that
she is. Neither can science or philosophy ever explain our origins. Life is
a mystery; Death is a mystery; BABYLON is a MYSTERY.
What is life? Life is motion. If you move, you live; if you stop moving,
you die. Hence, the Bible is full of references to death as a form of sleep
-- and let's face it, some chapters of it can put anybody to sleep! But how
do you know you're moving? Because the Universe is moving without
you. If you were the only consciousness in the Universe, there would be
no difference between yourself and the Universe -- and yet you notice
differentiation. Therefore, there must be another spirit in the Universe
moving in way that you are not, and without that differentiation, you
would not be capable of perceiving yourself with respect to it. Thus, it is
the differentiation of the Universe that affords you a sense of self and
without which, you could not exist. Whatever is different from yourself
is the Spirit of God, and just as the Spirit apparently witnesses you, you
are its witness. It lives in your soul, your consciousness. If you believe
that the Spirit of God lives, then you love God in Jesus Christ; if you
believe that the Spirit is lifeless or indeterminate, you bear false witness
against your neighbor, who is not just the girl next door, but also the
Spirit who formed her flesh and inspired her heart. It is as if you killed
God, and if there were no god, then who would witness you?:
The Universe cannot be androgynous; nor can it be male. Nor can there
ever be a true time where both masculinity and femininity didn't co-exist.
The notion of a male deity leering over his newly-formed Adam is not
only repulsive, it is cosmologically impossible. Hence, if the male is first
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in creation, then the creator must necessarily have a female identity.
Otherwise, the Universe is all-male and women are its mere afterthought.
And if a male God makes a male human in the absence of any woman,
the Universe is homosexual and a homosexual universe cannot exist
because of the cosmic necessity of differentiation. Therefore is God a
woman -- and the Queen of them!
(Song 8:8-10) We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do
for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? 9If she be a wall, we will
build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will enclose her with
boards of cedar. 10I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his
eyes as one that found favour.
(Gen 2:23) And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my
flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
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וTRIPLE SYMMETRY
Why are southern ladies called belles?
Because they're shrill, lofty -- and some of them are cracked!
1. symmetry
2. duality
3. three-dimensionality
Breasts not only give life, they are life in the flesh. Any sentient being
will either have them or desire them as surely as we live. They are
objects of love and life in the image of the Theotokos.
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Nevertheless, it takes more than breasts to facilitate consciousness in an
intelligent being. Because dominion is essential to existence, and because
space must have no more and no less than three dimensions,
consciousness must also possess an intrinsic conceptualization of
tripartite symmetry.
Primary Symmetry
Now that I've got your attention, let's continue with the symposium.
Secondary Symmetry
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I hope I'm not boring you, Bettie. However, this does bring us to the next
dimension of visual symmetry: The famed hour-glass figure (what
Jamaicans often refer to as a 'coke bottle'), is intrinsically beautiful due
to the visual similitude drawn between the breasts and the hips. Of
course, the smaller the waist (and the closer the ratio between the chest
and hips), the greater the exaggeration of this symmetrical relationship
will be. As for Bettie, she's 36-24-36½. But nobody's perfect!
Tertiary Symmetry
Triple Symmetry is the only reason for all the sex admonitions in the Old
Testament. If you can find another object in the Universe with spherical
breasts, hips and an ass, you are free to f*ck it. But you won't because
there is no object in the Universe remotely resembling an adult female
woman, who is the image of God and the embodiment of grace.
I'm very sorry that when I turned my life over to the Lord Jesus in January
1959, I threw out all my netstockings, bikinis - some from Frederick's of
Hollywood. I had designed some myself. I did think that God did disapprove of
things I had done as a model. But I don't think that so much now - I'm sorry I
threw them out.
(Bettie Page)
Black Apocalypse
Chapter 1
To be continued...
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U still there? You probably watch all the closing credits at the movies
too, don't you? And by the way, what the hell is a 'best boy grip'?