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(Cozy your goosin’ wazoo over this shroom ‘and tune your earbals curious wanderet. | at Your service, am ‘The Face Merchant, Peripatetic Historian and Chronicle of What Thal spoak a tale ofthe truth of what once was and will never again be. A cautionary fale, to be sure, but also a tale to inspire, fnflume, and indoctrinate. May you be a greater self from its hearing, and I a greater sel from its teling, Lwas the best, of Hed, the Oth was not alway sts ns Iigeilion ages gone by this pra of muck and ancient refs was magnificent and boris realm. It wasa land of greenery and retry, with majestic eices rising to the Jdoucs Real clouds, mind you, nat these Kelcinig. purple vapors that dele. what ss or sy inthis craphole word, but alm and clegant beasts that tered Tesplendenty through an atmosphere even Diuerthan a borl's as cheeks Mes indeed, the ancent times wore fan fies in those days, the planet was led by a Tenevolent rae’ of Peings that called bemesives the Hoomanrae: These centutes Hew litle of war and violence: They were a ful and industrious spetes, powerful Bape: of the land and archierts of Piilosophy, technology and posry. ich was the way of things for countess ges The Hoomanrace lived in peace and agreement with allo the Ot scratures But, inmuch th same manner asa delicous meal FE bocet and grubcakes inevitably ends in firing dlarhoe, 0 too id this time of Frondot end in tragey, Plow the grand Houari ts rallennia tard we ae forced to dwell among the Pissed cuits of their ancient culture Ae wit sprang from the pss and Bight al fh of a housed alates are all that tin cf scligent ile on this runed world an ony did it come to be? I am plessed and revolted that you asked.. ‘A moment if you pleace, while [nibble the requisite countenance for this particular branch of the story. Behold, these faces I sel, carved of mystic rufabsga, contain the oundering memories of those that came before To those with the knack fo gnaw inthe appropriate style, all manner of secrets and Fistories are unraveled, Lam such a one. 1° Hoomanrace’s downfall came, as such downfalls often do, in a most ‘unexpected and” unlikely manner. In fact, it came in several dozen “unexpected and unlikely manners. The exact details are unknown, a least me, but suffice to say that in the span of afew brie Centuries the Oith was teated to enough cosmiccalamitis, domestic disturkances, and Visitations from elsewhere to fill 9 slo of facebaakets” The cataclysm was instigated, evidently, by an Argument between {ovo uncharactristcally belligerent members of the Hoomanrace. Apparently one person ‘vas lonfing on some land owned by another person, an exceptionally possessive fellow, 0 Say the least Ie seems that the one fellowe ‘wanted the other fellow to leave his land, and When the other fellow rfused, the First fellow threw a nukular* Bomb at him. That fellow had friends, and they threw nukular bombs at the frst fellow, and soon the entire Orth was ‘covered ina cloud of nakular debris and other fesorted radioactive crap. Nukular winter became the way of things. Oith was in darkness, freezing from the gloom and burning from the radiation. As one ean 10 doubt imagine, this was quite disappointing to the fragile and peace-loving Eoomantace, ‘But al was not lost, Amid the chemical spills, nukular fallout and feozen seas the Hoomanrace ching tenaciously to existence Eventually, remnants of light and warmth returned i the skies and the Wold became, imes- a Seger. ly Skewed Accoant sot quite grecr then a less unpleasant shade of brown, That was before They came Atthis point Iwill pause dramatically while you ponder the possibilities. Who were They you ask? Aliens. Beings from another world, that’s whe. Litle green cones, slender gray ones, ones with eyestalks And ones with mystic artlacts ke butt probes fand reagans, These were the ancestors of today’s oofos, and they did not come for 3 social call. Invasion, enslavement, and eventual nutritive consumption that as the onder of the day for these ancient oofos And they would have gotten away with it too, if not forthe comets, Comets, at tailed beast of ice and stone. A pair of them raced too elose between the thand the moon, reversing the direction of the Oith’s rotation, cleaving a massive crack along the backside of the moon and huling {reat pasteurized chunks of moon flesh Oth: 1, was jhe end of times. ward, This triggered incredibly cataclysmic events on the Oith, Hurricanes, himmicanes, tomacdees, volcanoes, oithquakes, foods and mudslides ravaged the land es never before, The lost continent of Eglantis rose sank, rose gain and sank again, bringing with it the freane secrets of hocuspokery and other iyaic art? Catalysmie forces opened a rift fonnecting the Oith to. the realm of Middle-Oith and ther quickly shut it in horror, but not before admitting all manner of smelves, rampaging, orks, and the ike Things were pretty bad forthe Hoomanace They were about to get even worse By this pon, dhe planet was prety much ined sage puddle, not altogether different from the way i is today. The Oith had been flushes down the crapper without 0 much 35 a farewell wipe Times pasted; an era, perhaps three. Over time the ancient Hoomanrace died out. It forsaken Gitis lya : ! . a sgh caus Capen : ; " cig Fe nc s ets ae cae : eee ae ae eels ie iran corn ht te oa, oe otter gaunt oom te ee caer ee eee ENDVow Things Are and Yow They Go’ That Way (or so we believe) ancl on the thirty-seventh day Gawd ‘rented himself. Afterall someone had to take the blame.” -EPIDYDIMUS3:14 ‘Time and Deting Although the typical bug or bodul is entent to merely witness the turning of day's fn seasons ab a distant phenomenon, tvisenhieimers and historians often argue the Famers fo lene Wo acutely and indly record and monitor the passage of time. To this end, estcemed creach chronicler “Vimminee the Souse has devised a marvelous fysiem, Yimmince's ingenious almanac {valates gailions of historical, astrological, J _a=tronomical. mystical and scientific variables fo device a complete and accurate chronicle of the history of Oith. According to Yimiminee’'s arrangement, the various eras of Oith can be classified thoy ©A Really Really Long Time Ago er itech tn ©A Really Long Time Ago Orthis time. . ‘eWay Back in the Day Big Ass Monsters wandered the Oth. ‘eBack in the Day The Hoomanrace came to Oith. A time of peace and harmony. The ‘Time of the Flush The downfall ofthe Hoomanrace ‘After the Wipe 'No more Hoomanrace. Our ancestors pot their buts moving Yesteryear The Rise of The Lawly. Recently "Yimminee the Souse made a calendar. ‘A Really Reslly Long Time Ago Speculation abounds, tut since nobody was around yet, not much supports any of them, ‘The Hoomanrace bolieved that their god, Jelvis Criminee, built thin ys an nights, apparently than a few well versed say croaches are of the mind that Boorglezar, The Cosmic Dung Beetle rolled the Oith out of The Manure of Creston, Traditional Stanismist mythology places the origin of Oith atthe center of some huge celestial orgy known as "The Big Bang,’ Thousands of wacky theories exct and there's «region to go with each one ith svas crapped into existence jant monster or Painted on cosmic canvas by Hoss Rob! i irelevant its here now and nobody will ever know precisely how: Deal with it sen eS Ro arses cles cues or OT Ay aA Really Long Time Ago There really wasn’t mich going on. Stl hoppenod, no dob Time psa. Things tranopited, Events occued. None of them were very interesting I's belived that the {oestancestorsoferbaches an werms came round. aboot now, but thats ‘not very interesting citer. Oh yeah, andthe Primordial Soup Kitchen was opened for business would be several millennia Before the rst customers asvead ‘Way Back in the Day During this era, Oith Was inhabited by gigantic creatures known as Big Ase Monsters, They were ultra tough and kicked lots of butt Nobody nose exactly where these boosts originated or why they all died ‘ot, but the resulting arguments and debates have sent more than one wisenheimer to an carly grave vetim of a cudge! wielded by a dllfering opinion. Sur, religions devoted to the Big Ass Monsters are almost ax plentiful as those dicated t the Hoomanrace but a ar as is known, these were just really big ‘animals, sort of like esophogators and slogs “Anyway, they all died Back in the Day These were inde the best of times It was luring thisera that the Hoomanrace was born land lived. The world was plunged info an era ff peace and accord that lasted millennia, Everyone was happy and everyone was ‘everyone else's fiend, Food and happiness land technology were plentiful and war was thing unheard of Te was during this era thatthe frst oofos came to Oith, but they kept prety much to themselves, Occasionally popping out from behind a bush to probe somebody, but ‘othervsise minding their pwn business, So too did the early cremefilins arise uring this frm, victims of cruel experiments by. the lunwitting Hoomanrace Indeed, the Hoomanrace were peaceful and happy. They wer biliant in their science anc their technology was inspired and majestic but they were not a very wise people Eventually they grew bored of peace and the Golden Age of Prehistory came toan end. ‘The Time of the Flush ‘Much has already been sald regarding this ‘embarrassing era in Oith’s history, and even tore will be divulged in pages to come Sulfice to say that just about every cataclysm, calamity, and catastrophe that could possibly happen toa planet happened to Oth. Most of the creatures of the planet, including” the ‘vaunted Hoomanrace, were destroyed and the geography of the world was irevocably altered. Things got really messed up and the planets only just now beginning to recover ‘Of course, our ancestors had it rough. They. had to develop new technologies and reinvent ‘others. The rediscovery of hocus-pokery and ther arcane arts, retumed 1 Oth by nysterious inhabitants ofthe lost continent of Egglantis during the Tine of the Flush and cehanced and refined by visitors from Middle (ith, made these adjustments considerably less burdensome for some, but more dificult forothers. Much ike today those that wielded magic used it to enslave and enthrall those that didnot, To. combat the various hocus-pokers and smelcasters, commen folk farmed’ themselves with swords » and! Pooingers and set out in search of ancient Tore and lost treasures, Anew age of adventure and exploration arose, ushering i the modem era and The Rise ofthe Lovly, ‘After the Wipe This era marked another period of relative inactivity on Oith, The mutated remnants of Hoomanrace and oofo culture strated t0 survive in the blighted landscape and pollute ai, clinging tenaciously tole, king ft an existence almost os lowly as the Primordial werme and crosches slowly railing their way tothe top. Yesteryear ‘he Hotmmnrce was gone andthe pat seas desta fot mpe for the plang By those with the inclination, an matt opi This tm marke the se of our fncient predeccars Over a ppan of tations of milemia our feathers and feremothes evolved devolved pained and Ieeat crating the ayesome asortnent beings that curently roams the Oth Recently Tae sevice ) The Anoithings of Ofalmeper Pitstench ays and men Temariably tanks the rchtcogc]eroungings eet Ofaeyer lee eke Covert sed coo ops ee lla plate re en itl Cee ogo Os eal Ghee slltclye msi nth ek sil ope dejs nde Gay all ell That's prety snbelivably astounding, considering the intervening, centuries of calamity, 4 but itis nevertheless, the way itis, Months 0° the Year 7. Seemary § Beka 9 Nissin hs and crap like that Days o° the Week Spenthy ——_eraslay Mecnky Frist Eee Tubsday ——Splatirday yorslay Tie Mool, op Tie PASSANG oF Tie sf Apparently folks used to record the phases ofthe maon to note the passage of months. @ You can doit that way f you wan in the sky. It avers erratically across the celestial dome ina random ard eccentric manner, 4 shoving its massive, pimpled cheeks day or night or not at all according toss oven agenda, Yep, the moon may once have been a valtable tool for celestial reckoning, bt now i pretty mich usta big cheesy rimp. Ifyou want to know what day its, buy a calendar. b al } On a completely unrelated note, you may be wondering. i WHAT TO CALL PEOPLE ‘Throughout this book, the term heap is used to describe group of player | characters. Occasionally, phrases such as the heroes or the party may be used, Dut these are in no way intended to indicate heroies on the part of the heap, or to imsply ‘hat any sort of festivity is taking place. ‘The Game Master is known as the Boss, because I said so. i ornare tat theres really nothing very egelarabout te big but Ps_ VE LowoowN ae A SMALL ASSORTMENT OF RULES AND INFORMATION TO AID THE TRAVELER IN HIS EXPLORATIONS OF MUTHA OITH “Mutha Oith has gone through a great many changes since the time ofthe Hoomanrace. Many of these changes are geographical in nature. Others area bit more profound. This section desenibes new rules and clarifications specific tothe Low Life sting, Measurements and Distance (The Pathetic yet Majestic Tale of Yort and the Yortsticke) The ancient standards and ‘unite used by the primeval Hoomanrace are obsolete, forgotten relics of 4 bygone age. Years ago, seing the ned fora widely ‘accepted unit of size and distance, the High Bralted Glorious Intrizium of Knowledge in New Oorlquar held a most peculiar contest. News ofthe event sas spread farand wide (how far and how wide isopen to speculation since they did not yet have a means to ‘easure), and soon challengers Began to gather inthe streets of New Oorlguar, According tothe rules ofthe competition, whichever contestant consumed. the most circuspi mute without puking would be ‘appointed Catrer of the 2 Stick. The ? would be replaced withthe winner's name and he or she woul henceforth be in charge of all units of weight and measure nti the end of time Sot was writen; a0 it was done. To make a hort story slightly shore, it trnspised that the winner of the challenge posed by the High Exalted Glorious Infizium of Knowledge was none ‘thor than Yort, young bodul from the South Side of Kootle.Yort was, and sili, fellow ofsimplemeans ‘and even simplet mind. He is a guy with amazing Tite imagination but with an amazingly huge ego, am amazingly limited vocabulary, ark an amazingly prodigious appetite for circus nuts. Thus it bcame that al units of measure anc weight are called the "yor. In distance, ane yort fs about ae broad 38 Yort’s shoulers (one foot ‘One big yort is about the same asthe distance from [New Ooriquar to the Ruins of Old Ooriguar (5.280 yor), One tle yor is about as lng as Yor’ thumb {one inch). When measuring weight, one yort weighs about a& much a8 Yor'’s left eyestalk (one pound) This can all get very confusing to someone who fas never seen Yor, which is why Yor, Carrer of the Yortstick, spends his days traveling from city to cit, town to town, village to village, and cave to cave ‘measuring things nd marking them forall te ‘There it &, simple, yet hideously complex. Yort's system is weird, but it gets the job one, and in that what really matters in the end? Holeward 8 Holewhence (Directions and the Keister of Gawd) To the sensibilities of most intelligent denizans of Oit, the Keister of Gawd is the geographic center of the planet. To accommodate this belie, diections of any significant distance are qualified with the terms holeward meaning toward the Keister, and holewhence, describing adlinetion swvay from the Keister. For example, New ‘Gorlquar is about fifty big yorts holewhence from Ghupe, while Ghupe is about fifty big yortsholeward from [New Oorlquar, Directions perpendicular or at an angle tothe Keister are given based on other landmarks, such 4s the moon or aspecific mountain. The antiquated directions nor, south, eat, and west are still in use although tos beings consider it snooty to use them. ‘Ofcourse, such directions are only useful fone knows where the Keister actully. A device known sa bestr ‘compass i extromely useful in this regard It sable to detect the specific direction of the Kester relative to the beater. Keister compasses are prety are devices, and fetch a pretty clam when they can be found, ‘The Shape of Things Ws important to realize that Mutha Oith s a rally messed up place, The planet has een victim to more cataclysm anc calamities in the past eon oF theo than a schnonble hos butt hairs (hats lot). As a resll things arent always exactly how ane might imagine they should be. Things that should Ihave rotted aveay or crumbled test centuries ago are ail intact Object that should be small ike shoes or lunchboxes, ae instead as big as houses Mostly these odd distortions of probability are limited to ancient things tu that was {around before the Rise af the Lawl but once ina while a being might stumble cross something modern tht similarly screwed up, liken pairof pants that inexplicably no. longer fit,» pile of poo that smells of bakes! bread, oF 2 ginormous ily bod hatching from a normal sized egg. These happenings are mnscen as omens by those sensitive to such things“Character Creat! Who, What, Where, Why, When, and How on Oith Are You" So, frst you decide what kind of character you want tobe. You can use the proceeding ist asa guide or you can make something up yourself ‘Once you da that is time to figure out your statistics, This section mil guide your sorry ass Uhrough the process oe aif wapancosineasion a Tverybody. Is something, Law Lie Bost consi beat eromes Sime 19 stkct your Guitars aicbutc sal presenis many. posible cherocter races { 4 skills Unies otherwise stated na rail description, yur character gis witha din From sehich you may choose. Go ahead = § eachofitsfive atibuts Agility, Smarty Spirit Strength, and Vigo, The creators have and read through the races onthe | Sthen gil you with an additional points t dsirbute among them as you choose Fetkoringpeeevecel tee Ormiiort’ SU Padinganoltibut be pcos onc pom ro attabuie any te rened sboveu al Keep seein dasetions § (aessctcryie tin tte dca ten) § are indicative ofthe typkal member of Osis bounty just keeps on providing The nein the form of 15 points with which that race, Dost get ped off you} { you may purchase and rae your elle To rise ilby a die type cots 1 point slong someday meet an erstwhile cremefilan ? aris no higher than ie inkad atiribute. 18ebt2 pole per de type to ae a shill over twho worhips the Hoomanrace or ay is linked atibute. edi in gens poop, } mtn Se If you know what's good for you, ? a eae youll rad through allot the aces, ance’ > Si i ‘any of them might contancluss about ) The following sks ae avallable In Low UE Dosing, Clibig, Deg, Fhing theback story of ine Land the history $4 canting, Guy Heng lnniton Ivesiaton, Kove, Lipid, Node, Posse fd of Oith. Repais, Riding, Shooting, Steal, Streetwise, Survival, Swimming, Taunt, ‘Throwing, and ‘Tracking, home toa massive variety of languages, J § characteris ts added to Persuasion and} ¢ any Hindrances. Iso, you may use the islets and vernaculars. By farthe most > € Streetwise rolls. Your Charisma modifier ® points from them to gain the benefits 1 widespread language is the “ordinary is 0) unless modified by Fdges or j { below. You may take one Major tongue,” an almost universal trade yy Hindeances, Hindrance (worth 2 points) and up fo language spoken since the time of the two Minor Hindrances (worth 1 each) £ Hoomanrsce. All player characters are } Lan; jes, 1 Secondary Statistics Special Abilities } rete, All player charter a Pace s6" for aitcharcers, but can assumed to have @ 46 in Knowledge 4 pelted by Eds and Hindrances Jor? Hindance Poets ou con (Gry Trg) al en alae antisinte one te ype fp soa te he rguoge (cries they have F ee a ae & Chess an the iterate Hindrance), Other popular |, ary # equal to 2 plus bly ee mnguages include Aggoggian, Pewk, | ghting, {jive onic Seat, Stanley Engianse: ee 4 Guttermouth, Tweenk, Borio, Poorly ‘Toughness is equal to 2 plus half your Se trons ee {Dabbeapanes and tipi, J § We haracie fe wth 5 For] Hindespes Point yousen: se eer 4 th ee Pastis pees cing Stinks onl gala a— . LO The The world of Oith is populated by a whole Sbload of distinct and unique individuals Despite personal differences and diversities a great numberof organisms choose to follow a Similar occupation or path through life. The following list describes a smal sampling of such careers and professions, A W People + Booty Hunter, These guys are all about collecting rewards by “catching vilans, ‘escaped criminals and other unsavory sorts. Whenever a wealthy peddlemeister needs stolen goods recovered ora lashmaster needs tofind a runavray slave you can uswally find 3 horde of booty hunters in hot pursuit. Many booty hunters havea ken sense of individual style, often displaying a personal trademarie sch as an unusual weapon, a signature toothy grin, or an old batered hat Graftsbeing: Also called. Makers, Craft beings ae skilled laborers of some sort. They bull stuf, fx stuf ake stuff apart, rebuild stall and generally do useful things, Need 3 Slog sled bul? Go to-a Maket. Wanna have Some armor made? Aska raftbeing, Makers tuslly specialize ina particular erator trade, such a8 sveaponsmithing, basket sveaving, inatrument crating, grog brewing or making potholders, lanyards and Key chains out of ‘Sommon household items, Gadabout: The Oith ia rally freakin’ huge place, for bigger than most of its inhabitants ould possibly imagine. Beyond the frontiers lie wildemesees untamed, majestic. civil zations unmet, strange and bizare cretures unrecorded, mystic teasures unfound, ancient ruins undiscovered, new enemis undefeated ‘and neve frends unbelriensed. Gadabouts are ‘explorers and vagabonds, traveling the Oith, rapping places, discovering stall and ) Many diverse stcts of Boorglezarianism have split from the central diocese over the centuries, ach of these is unique and [generally focuses on a single aspect of Boorglezar or another. For example, one pmticular cult, fancying. themeclves The Gelded Whores", are a collection of castrated Pimps and sluts who run hoy brothels in the hhame of Hoorglezar, attempting to plumb the fsoteric depths of its eryphi sexuality. A ere Caras rie Credence a ‘specially constructed gaming dic called a Cube (they call ita cube even though it has twelve sices) of Sacramental Resolve each morning to determine how they wil behave for the test ofthe day. Some devotees are 50 fanatic that every decision they make must be dlctated by such a cube Symbol: Aspherical ball of dung, often worn about the neck on 2 metal colar or side chain, Sacrifices: Otferings of wealth and service to the church; bonfires of dung, Bac sei say 9) ene m5 , Sins: blasphemy (major) filue to observe high holidays (minor; killing (major) oF fnjuring (minor) an ordained holy roller of [oorplezar; Killing a ung beetle (ora). Sample Cube of Sacremental Resolve The cube (412) 1s rolled fist thing in the rmoming or whenever a decision must be ‘made (depending on how orthodox the [oorplezaian i), 12 Result, OL Friendly 2 Apathetic Quiet Cowardly 05. Happy 106 _Abstinant 412 Resut 7 Mean Ean Ceeeen ra hand bel i re ea ZHoomanrranianism ‘Can you ig st, my popes? The Homanrace,nfe in wisdom and bref of AL hough wil someday rs again, and when they do theyre gona be psd” Much asa rancid slog dog isa precursor to he runs, Hoomanitarians beliove that the ancient loomanrace were a precursor to the gawd Dig this, they are of the mind that the Hloomanrace was a roce of demigawds, sort of Protodictes that led lives of brilliance and tronder, creating, marvels and thinking high thoughts. They were like infant gawes, Bete but ranted plore Te Hime of the Flush, say the sriptres, was the entayst that put proverbial hair in the armpits ‘f these fledgling. divinities, an erm of Tribulation nd challenge that allowed the Hloomanrace to trnscem its Oithly form and join the other gawd inthe celestial real, It Tet the Oith hereof their wondrousness, but the promise oftheir return. ax prophesied by Yuikatash Glorp, First of his name, centuries 260, drives many to worship and bis Artifacts the Hoamanrace no matter how mall or insignificant are eagerly gathered by Followers of this faith. Holy rollers labor Firelesly in their great _muscum temples frying to piece together the mysteries of these ecuvian whatnot in an attempt to be indersiand the divine nature of | the race and thus prepare for i mm iment retuen, I's tough to get these gays to Stop talking. about hove wonderful things Sere back ai the len caja sbits usualy test to an awsay or look busy if you see one coming, Of course few beings know more about the Hoomanrace than oldsters of the drurch so they can be a grand source of information if you nec to knewe about these sort of things fs with all major religions, there are several sects andl calls that have splintered from the church and chosen a related path of ‘worship. A group known as” The Siblinghood ofthe Lost Remote” believe that all Hooman- race artifacts contain a spark ofthe divine, I fone ‘can amass enough such relics and decipher their meanings one can himself attain gawdhood. A second cl sinister and Secretive group called "The Handlers of Man” are dedicated to the eradication of all other Feligions, Holy wars would be more comion if this sect was larger, but until more converts arrive they content themselves with assase= ination and propaganda, ‘Symbol: Any rac of the Heomanrace Sacrifices: Donations of Hoomanrace artifacts, wealth, and service to the church Long rituals of obesiance and purification. Sins Blasphemy against the Hoomansace (ewer), destroying a Heomanrace artifact willfully (mortal) or accidentally (major); Eating in church (ino) Jerzur Freaniom Let he whois tithout si cast the Jest rhinestone, Mery hy. Amen™ Iris sid, by thote who say such things that even’ the Hoomanrace had. deities [Nobody knows al that much abou them, but the various clues and artifacts unearthed by ‘wisenheimers and oldsters over theages have Fielded a variety of clues that is, if not Comprehensive or even very informative, least enough an which to base a major werld religion and shape the faiths and destinies of hundreds of thousands of followers through out history Pat this in your nose and blow it, Jeezle Freaks worship one ofthese ancient gawds of the Hoomanrace. Although much is shrouded. in mystery, quite a bit has been gathered regarding. this inexplicable divinity. His followers called him” The King” a they sil do today, but he sas known alternately as Jeedl, elvis, Jezle Pete, and a dozen other names ad ftles, Tn defiance ofall that s known of magic in the age of the Hoomanrace, this mysterious Figure was supposedly seen alive, in various restaurants and nursing homes after the time Of his apparent demise. It is known the ‘establishment of the day disapproved of his teachings, hich were said to corrupt the youth of the cay, Despite animosity frm allsides he was fond of sayings such as “Don’the snd “Lave thy neighbor.” According to ‘rate plee of seripture unearthed during an ‘excavation of an atclent Hoomanrace burial site, “his countenance was lke lightning, and his raiment white as snow." Hence the white jump sults emblazoned with lightning bolts favored by some of his clergy ‘The church of Jezle Pee is a powerfully structured and influential body. The central ‘Ghurch is located in New Oorlgusr, just across from The Mother of All Markets. At its head, iva throne made of rhinestones and white porcelain, sits the Great Ponti, an official lected by the various cardinals, bishops feparchs and holy hermits of the land, The Current pontif is Righteous Daddy Yolk Holywafer XII, a werm from Keltr Island ‘Temples to Jelvis are in just about every city town, village, and holdast outside of The Dingdom of the Dong and That One Place With AllThe Sand. Of course there area gazillion and twelve different sects and cults relating to. Jeezle Freakism throughout the world, but they al pretly much say the same thing: feel gully about everything you do because you don’t know ifJevis would approve o not fs not surprising, given this philosophy, that vows ‘of chastity, poverty, silence, and the like are ‘common among the clergy ‘Symbol: The eter" ana lightning bolt Sherifices: Wealth; charity? confession: prayer: pennance; fee il Sins: Lovin’ yourself, lovin’ others, no! lovin’ others, murder; robbery: adultery covetousness, acknowledging other gawds playing bad must; dishonoring one's parent blasphemy; failing to observe holidays; Wing ‘others depending on vows (sce page 31) (ll rminor to mortal depending on the situation, Jemuma's Wrpnessism ori ways mae not an end fei but lea hart and malice bein them. nd thas fine wih us!” According to scriptures accumulated over the centuries by cremeiilian religious scholars, thelives of early cremeflians were a legacy of torture, confinement and eventual dlevourment. They were cruelly created in massive vats, like some sort of lowly ‘ontanimatronie minions, incarcerated in Flimsy, aistight containers, and eventually sold for nutetive consumption. The culprit oF these crimes? ~The ancient Hoomanrace! Te is writen, and. proven by unearthed Hoomanrace relics (the very cardboard colfim that imprisoned the primordial tsccenks), that the Haomanrace, to satisfy its fown depraved gluttony, and under the leadership ofits gaved-queen, the one known as Jemima, the Hostess of Hate, did suffer lant the cremetilians sich horrors dana! debusements a to render them helpless and abysmally oppressed for centuries Sy.) ai Ae Ree pet reacts opr td Tito lermaec by following te tical ae tenets of to Jenin: Wines, Rail than fous thelr belles round the worship 2 price gawd Jemina's Wines fretless base ek oroer ao Spatial Hagieriace ond i ue idbiva’ Rlgine cccronss cial ahatering of amier gles dos of Jamin, tecrice and desecration of Hoomenrage arias, andthe ritual defilement of the Bingo Hall of Jeina's Witnesses, rave gle stot inthe iy of Toast. Terima's ‘Witnesses openly oppove the eras effore of Foie ell Hoomaneace back to Oi. A bet own Tie Delss Cee Filed Center fA deat thmenhels io Ceoeejing ll or ert a "Hoomanraceburing temples and mse huge hicorere el eon testa Ging throne opp ‘xsl: Some, pica hose na pit sect iow 0 fhe Teeth of Corgan al ait attacking onl wali oly Wh they believe are descended roma Homann This son of beni Siacourage by the conta hrc, bat central RR Gpprored they ox soln et wos they? Symbol thy dew Stories los dal of Jemima ond BEE Bea icomenessciees us Eating, 9 psy (nor): ong “Daunte hes wbatever you wt.” Stan isthe granddaddy of les and dees He's the great granddaddy of greed and avarice andthe second cousin tie removed of apathy, gluttony, and villainy. His brother is anger and his daughter is lust. That’ the scriptures say” anyway. To. Stan! followers, the pointy horned trickster 1 th very epitome of permission and lense The central doctrine of the Sin-o-gogue of ‘Stan is "Do whatever you want IF is an it rust be good.” That about sums i ap ‘Stanismists a all about doing whatever they want Ofcourse Stan prefers bit of tly and vice are involved, 0 his followers ty & appease him in that regard, In gene Stanismiss are notorious drug adic congyiss, clam hoarders, and party mongees ‘Stan looks down on charity and compassion, since those sort of things tend t0 give Bi indigestion. Supreme in Stan's eyes ane the Fondamentals of tickery, deceit, sell indulgence, and qgocentrisn (Stanisenists ae encouraged to be egocentric as Tong, a they il pay obeisanee to Stan) According to popular mythology Stanismse the work's oklest religion, Stan is said be ‘ethos of Jelvis (The Antijeez) and era Fillians believe he fist whispered syrupy poison into the ear of the Hostess, of Hat Whatever the truth of i, Staniomists faye = Lyric iG i‘Been around a long time and the religion has gone through many fundamental changes since the days ofthe Hoomanrace. Hundreds of Stanic sects have come and goHE over the ages, Most such cults are Hdedicated tothe espousal of one or another of the fundamental ideals of Stanism, such as avarice (The Clamdiggers), glutony (The Gallet Gorgers), lust and wrath (The Phallus ‘of Malice), perversion (The Sodophilsts) and deception (The Winkers ofthe Cloven Too), Symbol: A middle finger or a mooning butt Sacrifices: Cannitalistic Hood orgies, ving f@uatures, onanism, practical jokes and trickery, thet. Sins: Charity (minor to major); compassion (Gino); healing others (minor to major); self ‘denial (minor to major, entering the emple of another gave without somehow desecrating it winor} worshipping another gawd (mortal. Starismist ‘Corrs 8 Minor RELIGIONS The inhabitants of Oth worship in an amazing multitude of diverse and varied Hays. Hece is just a small sampling ofthe vast array of cults and minor religions that riddle the world like lech holes in Moonular cheese: Aaaanimites: A wildly fanatic group of coverachieversand sycophants who want tobe first in everything. (including. alphabetical order), They worship Aasa, a gawd of Perfection and brown-noser. ‘The Bottomliners: 4 cult totally devoted to the sanctified accumilaton of wealth and property. These are pretty much the greedist fludes around, The high priest is a croach named Benyamin Washing Machine, the Tinkerer in Madness. ‘The Collaborators of Kaas (The Kaas- Iaborators}: These fellows believe in the divinity of Moonular choose, ‘They are constantly trying to create living beings of cheese, “The Eternal and Pacifistic Brother and Sisterhood of the Wu soup of hippleicious peacenicks who foreswear the tse ofall weapons and pray to some sort of lant flower or something. They spend most hands and singing ‘Dwelling in. ginormous hollow mushrooms, these selves worship The Moss Boss, gentle ond benign being of mold and fungus. Devotees wear false beards find merkins crafted of moss, “The lee Cream Socialists: More of oup than an actual religion, these buys are all about revolutionary cultural Ghange through the free distbution of ‘confectionary teats Tnfernalophites Fire worshippers. Thisisa really ancient religion tha is said to predate ven the Hoomantace, Prisokians: This cult, followers of a tint holy roller named Fscargellama Can-o-chum, 's. dedicated to finding the legendary Primordial Soup Kitchen and learning ‘The Somnambulators: These guys think that waking existence fsa dream and only theough deep, Slumber can they attain enlightenment Yeah, whatever. “Templars ofthe Dong These personal holy rollers ofthe Ding of the Dong believe he will become a gawd when he dies Ximzorblans A cult of oofos who worship their anclent ancestors ss gawls andl pray for their eventual Yortians: These misguided so believe in the sel-proctimed divinity of Yor, Bearer of the Yortstick and Measures of All Things. 50 far there see only twenty or so followers, including Yort's mom. “Zooglebachianismists: Man, what a bunch of hosers. This misguided cat, founded by renowned bully Zooglebachian, believe in the divinity of suering. Not there owrstering, ‘mind you, but the suffering of others They basically wander the world Ihurting people stealing Lunch money, and making people oy, Zygotulonianism (The Unborn}: This isan Interesting one. These dudes think they aren't thom yet. Bear with me they think this life is just the filthy womb that nurtures them and teaches them the ways of things as they prepare to be birthed into a larger, and more Interesting place. Devotees are often found in lange cites, crying for their mommies and begging strangers to change thelr dlapers, ‘Thelr symbols the binky¥ FTDRITEN WONDERS Magic in ‘the Lands of Mutha Oith ith the merest gesture I can alter the fabric ofl ‘Ummmmmmm... You! Bite his nipple off! He he he. -Zorxon 2x10°, Dementalist Supreme Pick up your shovel and dig this Oth isa World that vertably infested with wonders, You can'tswing a dead croach without biting something fascinating, Take the Moonular (Cheese Fields, for example. How often does a huge chunk of something delicious fll fom. the sky and become a part of the landscape? NNot very often, 1 can tell you. We've got talking snack cakes, piles of poo that can kick Your ars, bugs tha tive wagons, and butts Misitors from other worlds, Yes Indeed, the ith, festering crap bucket that it i, is absolutely replete with marvelous things and ‘wondrous phenomens, none perhaps more fascinating and extraordinary than the arcane niyseriesand eldritch spectacles of magic ‘Oldsters tel us that magic was brought to ith long. ago when the lost continent of Egglantis rose from the sea and shared its unfathomable knowledge withthe rest ofthe World. Dating the Time of the Flush, when miylic portals opened between Oith and the magical realm of Mille Oth, spewing forth smmlves and. hors and other disgusting things, our knowledge of magic was further enlarged and refined. In the gazillions of intervening centuries our own wisenheimers and hocus pokers have continued to research the Oitys arcane mysteries, improving upon catlee wizardries and developing new ones The following pages uminate a small sampling of the wondrous and astonishing artform available tothe eldetchy initiated. ConTANIMATOR Arcane Skill: Contanimating (Vigor) Starting Power Points: 10 Starting Powers:3