Road Rage Reconsidered

By Elton Camp
Left lane drivers I give hell
Pull alongside them and yell
Where did you learn to drive!
How can you possibly stay alive!
If an idiot happens to tailgate
Hit my brakes and look with hate
That fool I just love to goad
Watch him swerve on the road
When error I apprehend,
The middle finger I extend
Yet, when the latest occurred,
I mercifully didnt say a word
The only reason why:
Im really a nice guy!