Bobby Bone Busted for Sexting

By Elton Camp
Osteoland is the home of a skeleton race
Young Bobby had parental wrath to face
One day while Bobby was gone
His mom looked into his iPhone
She found a picture that made her glare
To send this to my son, who would dare!
A frontal, full pelvic view
To her, would never do
Soon as Bobby walked in the door
Tell me the name of this whore!
Since you are not yet of age,
If its Zelda, Ill be in a rage.
For her to flirt will never do.
Shes a lot too old for you!
Bobby grinned and scratched his head
Why does it matter, were both dead?