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Submitted by:

RHEA MAE T. EUGENIO


Grade 1V A
Submitted to:
MRS. VIOLETA B. DOMINGO
Teacher

Q: What has a foot


but no legs?
A: A snail

Q: In a one-story pink house, there


was a pink person, a pink cat, a
pink fish, a pink computer, a pink
chair, a pink table, a pink
telephone, a pink shower
everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There werent any stairs, it was
a one story house!

Q: Take away my first letter, and I


still sound the same. Take away
my last letter, I still sound the
same. Even take away my letter
in the middle, I will still sound the
same. I am a five letter word.
What am I?
A: EMPTY

Q: What starts with


the letter t, is
filled with t and
ends in t?
A: A teapot!
Q: You walk into a room
with a match, a

karosene lamp, a
candle, and a fireplace.
Which do you light first?
A: The match.

Karapatan sa buhay,
kalayaan, at ari-arian.

Karapatan sa
makatarungang
pagpapairal ng batas.

Karapatan sa pantay na
proteksyon sa batas.

Karapatan laban sa
hindi makatarungang
paghahalughog at
pagdakip.

Karapatan sa pagiging
lihim ng komunikasyon at
korespondensiya

Karapatan sa
pagsasalita,
pamamahayag, at
pagtitipon.

Karapatan sa relihiyon.

Karapatan sa
paninirahan at
paglalakbay.

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