H A N D IT TO THE M A N

Piss on money,
Receive silver.
PROVEN TECHNIQUE!
By Elias The Artist
February 6, 2016
Required Implements
Pyrex Boiling Flask
Cork with Hole for Pressure
Coinage of Various Denomination
Urine
Heating Implements (216 deg F/1984 degF)
Ceramic Crucible
Fume Hood or Ventilation Appropriate
I will not bore you with virtues of Godly morals, this treatise is merely to outline the technique and to
foster the spirit of revolution within your bones. Every man possesses the tools required to commit
these acts of rebellion.
Change is everywhere, and we all produce seawater whether we want to or not. It is in the sea where
transformation of the elements occurs, as salvage teams have discovered that pure iron cannons have
turned into solid platinum on old Spanish vessels. It is the responsibility of our art to make this process
available to the masses. THE SEA IS FULL OF GOLD!
The spirit of mankind has been tread upon too heavily and this act is not to be forgiven lightly. Change
is coming, and it is to be taken seriously. Mankind will take the reigns by producing precious metal for
his own good, opting out of the global depression engineered by his masters. Freedom is finally upon
us. With this knowledge we can become our own billionaires. Rule of law will sway in our direction for
a change. We command nature, and they merely pollute it. The real criminals will surely become
appearant. The pillagers cannot last long in the coming age.
In the new age, the masters of nature will rule, and with this will health and harmony prosper, freed of
the disease of poisonous food and poisonous medicine and poisonous energy. A new age of long life
and balanced minds, a new age of natural harmony and clean air to breathe and clean water to drink.
May the weather rain down on our fields full of clean natural foods because we have the technology to
assure it does desalination at its best instead of engineered drought.
On to the miracle at hand. Simply boil your coins in the seawater you produce and you will witness the
process yourself. Once a sandy substrate has precipitated to the bottom, collect it and melt it down. You
will be pleasantly surprised with precious metals. It is that simple. An act of revolution needn't be
complex or difficult, just powerful.