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A bäddele of bäddeled wäder held 30 lidd’l terdel. It didn’t mader that each
terdel had to radel a med’l ladel in order to ged a lidd’l bit of nüddels, a tod’l
terdel delicacy. The problem was that there were many terdel bädd’ls for the
less than oodles of nüdels. The lidd’lest terdels always lost, bec’z ever’y time
they thought(d)about grappling with the haggler terdels, their lidd’l terdel
minds boggled and theyonly caught a lidd’l bit of nüdels
A bottle of bottled water held 30 little turtles. It didn’t matter that each turtle
had to rattle a metal ladle in order to get a little bit of noodles, a total turtle
delicacy. The problem was that there were many turtle battles for the less than
oodles of noodles. The littlest turtles always lost, because every time they
thougth about grappling with the haggler turtles, their little turtle minds
boggled and they only caught a little bit of noodles.
In order for you to recognize these sounds when used by native speakers, they are presented here. If by
constant practice they come naturally of their own accord in casual conversation, you don’t need to resist.
Practice , practice is the key. Don’t force yourself to speak this way until it seems natural for you.
Why don’t you try it? Why don chu try it?
What are you waiting for? Whaddya waitin’ for?