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For the singles out there, presumably searching even on Valentine's Day, it's as good a time as
any to practice a few pick-up lines. They come with no guarantees. (By the way, "Kasi 'alab'
you" is the other half of the pick-up line in the headline. Would you fall for that one?)
“If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together."
“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
“Hi, I'm Right... Mr. Right. You were looking for me?"
“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!"
“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night."
“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?"
“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!"
“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes."
“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body's a Wonderland."
In Tagalog
O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:
“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko."
“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama... ‘now’ and ‘forever.’"
“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo 'ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa
'yo!"
“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh."
“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view."
“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?"
“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?"
And that's all folks! Happy hearts day to you all! And remember... it's ValentiNe's, not
ValenTIMES, day.– MRT/VS, GMA News