Hello There, Mister Highpockets

By Elton Camp

A bad lack of styling sense it certainly transmits

The man whose pants top is nearly to his armpits
And unless from doing this he comes to refrain,
People think something’s wrong with his brain

If you happen to know one who dresses this way,

Then give him a full-length mirror to start his day
When he spots his tie hanging two feet below his waist,
Maybe he’ll see that the tops of his pants are misplaced

But even if this hint Mr. Highpockets doesn’t take

It’s far better than to make the saggy pants mistake
Opposite extreme is britches that are worn and cut
So they will sag halfway down the wearer’s butt