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grow
Your own Bonsai Tree
Little known fact: A group of
unicorns is called a blessing.
Another little known fact:
bonsai does not refer to a type
of tree, but is actually a method of
growing and pruning trees.
While bonsai trees were
originally meant for the great
outdoors, recent trends have made
them more popular as indoor
plants, and thus more readily
accessible.You can usually fnd
them in the foral departments of
many popular grocery stores.
Bonsai trees make great indoor
plants because they are stylish, easy to maintain and
are just so damn cute. Even if youre a bit neglectful
of your tiny tree, these little guys are resilient and
can survive a while without constant watering and
attention (just dont let it become a habit).
So, if youre looking for a way to get started,
check out Web sites like www.bonsaigardener.org for
tips on caring
for your baby
tree and other
interesting
facts.And think
about it; if you
get more than
one, you can
have your own
bonsai blessing.
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It might be impossible for many of us to heed Sheryl
Crows one-square-of-toilet-paper-per-toilet-visit suggestion,
but the environmental news and commentary Web
site Grist (www.grist.org) has made it easy to track what
musicians are doing on behalf of the environment.
The Web site ranked the top 15 green bands and
musicians, and grunge rockers Pearl Jam (right) earned the
top spot, thanks mostly to the $100,000 donation the band
made in 2006 to organizations working on climate change,
renewable energy, and other green initiatives. Other eco-
friendly artists on Grists list include The Roots, Jack Johnson,
Thom Yorke, KT Tunstall and, fttingly, Green Day.
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Pharrell Williams
and Chad Hugo
might be better
known as The
Neptunes, the
production duo
behind some of
musics most popular
records in recent
years, like Nellys
Hot in Herre,
Gwen Stefanis
Hollaback Girl. But
the guys want you
to get familiar with
their experimental
rock and hip-hop
group, N.E.R.D,
which they formed
with childhood
friend Shay Haley in
2000.The group is
preparing to release
their third album,
Seeing Sounds, later
this year. N.E.R.D. is
currently on tour
and performed at
Liberty Hall, 642
Massachusetts St., on
Tuesday to promote
its new disc.
Musically, its like
a car that turns into
a robot like Optimus
Prime, Williams says.
Williams
compares the
new songs to the
Transformers
character because
he says most of the
songs on the new
album started out with
one sound but ended with another.Its a can of Red
Bull with growth hormones, Williams says of the
record, which starts off up-tempo, but slows down
by the end.
The trio is
excited to join
Kanye Wests
Glow In The Dark
Tour this summer
alongside rapper
Lupe Fiasco and
singer Rihanna.
Kanye and
I had been
talking about it
for a year now,
Williams says of
the tour.We fnally were able to fgure it out and its
going to fun.
Williams and West collaborated in 2006 on
Williams song Number One, but Williams did
his most recent collaborations with Wests mentor,
rapper Jay-Z.
Williams produced the tracks I Know and
Blue Magic for Jay-Zs most recent album, American
Gangster. Previous efforts between Jay-Z and The
Neptunes include the hits I Just Wanna Love U,
Excuse Me Miss, Frontin and Young Girl.
Hugo says collaborations with Jay-Z were all
about feeling comfortable with the sound.
When we record, hes in the vocal booth and we
mix and match different sounds until we get the right
vibe, Hugo says.
Williams says that although collaborations with
Jay-Z had been successful in the past, the artists
dont focus on making hit records when they work
together as
much as they
focus on making
unique ones.
Switching
from doing the
production
duties of The
Neptunes to
getting behind
the mic for
N.E.R.D. is never
a problem,
Williams says.
You can have a conversation with friends in the
streets but also be religiousthere are different
sides to a personality created, Williams says.
N.E.R.D. is who we are.The Neptunes are what
we do.
After the Glow In The Dark Tour this summer, the
trio will travel to Asia, the United Kingdom and
Europe to continue their own tour and promoting
Seeing Sounds.
Expect energy and emotion, Williams says of the
album, which doesnt yet have a set release date, but
will hit stores sometime this year.
lMatt Lindberg
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Contact the writer:
mlindberg@kansan.com
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play
mixin beats with N.E.R.D.
Musically, its like a car
that turns into a robot like
Optimus Prime.
Pharrell Williams, on N.E.R.D.s up-
coming album, Seeing Sounds
Pharrell Williams of N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes.
My sister was talking
on her cell phone, the one that rang
incessantly. I was 15, she was 17, and she
was driving us to school with one hand on
the wheel, the other clutching her sleek,
green metallic phone. One foot was on
the gas, and the other was up on the seat
so the sun shone on her tan, bent knee.
She raised up to look in the rearview
mirror and adjusted a few strands of her
shiny blond bob.After pursing her plump,
pink lips, she looked over at me.
Apparently I was gawking, because she
gave me a Why dont you
take a picture look, and I
quickly turned away.At that
moment, I realized that I was
sitting beside the epitome
of cool, and that I was
absolutely nothing like her.
My mom told me that
when she found out she was
pregnant with mejust 20
short months after having
my older sister, Meganshe
immediately started to
prepare Megan for the experience of
having a little sister. She wanted Megan to
know that my arrival would change her
life in a positive way.
You two are going to be best friends,
she had told her.
But for many years, we were anything
but.
The small gap in our ages made
room for a vast amount of
competition.We
fought constantly.
After seeing
my sister in the
car that day,
I knew that I
wanted to be
more like her.
More importantly,
I wanted to be
less like me.
Megan
fitted about
the house
weekend after
weekend
while I sat
in my room
and did
homework. I watched her curl her hair and
put on the perfect amount of blue sparkly
eye shadow. She made sure that her blue
baby-tee ft snugly and showed just the right
amount of midriff.Then shed prance down
the stairs, leaving the smell of Lucky Brand
perfume in her wake, off to join her crew at
some party where there would probably be
plenty of adoring boys. Meanwhile, I was set
for a riveting night of algebra.
I completely immersed myself in my
studies, aching for something I could do
better than my sister. I did do better than
her in school, but that didnt make me
happy. I was the smart one, but Megan was
everything else times 10.
One night, when my parents werent
around to mediate, Megan and
I had the blow-up of all blow-
ups in the hallway between
our upstairs bedrooms. I dont
remember how it started.All I
remember was the screaming,
how loud it was and how long
it lasted. I threw out every
hurtful description of her that
I had ever conjured. She did
the same. She was a neurotic,
attention-hungry hussy with a
low IQ, and I was a fat pig with no friends.
I walked away to my room, and she
followed me, still spitting insults. I sat down
on my bed, dejected. She stood in my
doorway, her hand on her hip, ready for my
next attack.
Just get out, I said.
That evening, I decided that I was fnished
fghting. I couldnt compete with her anymore
because all that did was make me miserable.
I had to focus on Kaitlyn for once, not Megan.
So I did what smart people do: I made
a list. I wrote down all of the things I liked
about myself. I was a good student, and
I had a sense of humor. I didnt consider
myself pretty, but I was willing to admit
and document in the list that I was slightly
pleasant-looking.
Next, I tried to be happy for Megan. I tried
saying,Good for her, to myself when Megan
did well in her basketball game, landed a solo
in choir or had a new boyfriend.At frst, it
nauseated me. But eventually, I reached a level
of indifference, which was an improvement
from hating her.
A few months after that, Megan graduated
and went off to Kansas State University. I felt
like I had more room to come into my own.
Outside her shadow, I started to branch out.
I joined my schools show choir, made efforts
to get to know some of my classmates and
actually went to football games, basketball
games and dances. Gradually, I came out of
my introverted state and found that people
wanted to be friends with me.
But something else happened that year:
I was surprised to fnd that I missed Megan.
I went into her room once and lay on
her Hawaiian bedspread, looking up at the
glow-in-the-dark stars that we put on her
ceiling when we were little. I smiled when I
remembered how high we had to jump on
her bed to stick them on and how hard
we laughed when she fell off. It made
me wonder what we would have been
like if we hadnt argued so much or
spent so much time trying to hurt
each other.
Around October of that year,
Megan called me. She asked how
I was, and said she wanted me to
come visit her at school.At frst I
just sat on the phone in silence. I
didnt know how to respond.
Well, you know, she said.I
just thought if you wanted to see
Manhattan and everything, then
you could come up, but its not a big
deal.You dont have to come.
I fnally found my voice.Uh,
no, thats cool. I mean, yeah, I
wanna come.
I waited anxiously for her to
respond.Awesome, she said.
Ask Mom, then. Itll be really fun,
Kait.
The phone call was the
beginning of the healing process.
Somehow, we both knew that we
wanted to be closer to each other,
and we both wanted to fnd out
how to make that happen. I did go
to visit that weekend, and though it
was awkward at times, we had a
lot of fun. I loved going out with
her and her friends, but I was
perfectly happy sitting there
on her dorm bed, eating Easy
Mac and talking about where I
wanted to go to college.
That summer, before my
senior year of high school,
Megan told me on the
phone that she had been
jealous of me, too. She
envied how independent
I was and how dedicated
I was to my schoolwork.
She said she had always
wished she was as intelligent as me.This
news overwhelmed me. I lay there on the
wood foor of my bedroom with a blanket
balled up under my head and my feet planted
against my second dresser drawer.We were
both alternating between fts of laughter and
bouts of tears.
As we were getting off the phone, Megan
fell silent, and I knew she was trying to say
something.I love you, Kait, she said softly.
I smiled, and my eyes started to sting again.
I love you, too, Meg, I said.
My mom had been right all along. Megan
and I were truly meant to be best friends.
best enemies
A sisterly tale wrought with rivalry
by Kaitlyn syring
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Contact the writer: ksyring@kansan.com
Graphic by: Brenna Hawley
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Top: Kaitlyn
(right) and Megan in 2005.
Middle: Four-year-old Kaitlyn (right)
and six-year-old Megan sport
matching coats and giant pixie sticks
while on vacation in Branson, Mo.
Bottom:The sisters share a laugh in
a 2005 photo shoot, the photos from
which they gave to their parents as a
Christmas gift.