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Princess and the pea 1. Magic potion 2. Count sheeps 3. Complains to prince 4. Complains to queen 5. Watch movie 6.

Sleeping pills 7. Looks for advice on the Internet 8. Puts her long hair under her butt 9. Reads book 10. Takes off one mattress and tries to sleep on it 11. Goes for a walk in the castle 12. Moves on comfortable part of the bed 13 Puts pillow in place which rubs her 14. Look for another room to sleep in 15. Goes into prince's bed 16. Drinks mint tea 17. Asks for help from castle doctor 18. Calms herself with deep breathing 19. Does yoga 20. Brainstorm her problem 21. Looks for Sleeping Beauty's witch 22. Finds a shrink 23. Goes in a gym 24. Play with pets 25. Writes down her problem 26. Take a long bath in a tub 27. Go out with friends 28. Have a friend sleep over 29. Drink some alcohol 30. Eat something (mixed banana, honey and milk) 31. Climb the stairs up and down several times 32. Comb her hair 33. Changes from her long dress to pyjamas 34. Puts the socks on 35. Look at the stars 36. Count the stars 37. Smoke some weed 38. Covers her head 39. Puts on some music 40. Starts praying 41. Masturbate 42. Opens up a window 43. Puts the blinds on 44. Puts the ear plugs 45. Shakes herself gently into sleep 46. Strokes herself 47. Strokes the silky blanket 48. Puts the thumb in her mouth 49. Puts the net against the insects over the bed 50. Tries not to think of prince and the following day

51. Imagines the most boring person she knows giving a speech 52. Sings herself a lullaby 53. Thinking positive about herself 54. Talks on the phone with someone who knows her well 55. Learn something 56. Start painting 57. Try to write a story/book 58. Do some errands in castle 59. Find someone to knock her down 60. Sex 61. Bedtime story 62. Ride a horse 63. Knitting 64. Play some instrument 65. Autosugestion: "I'm tired." 66 Find documentary on topic of no interest 67. Meditate 68. Go over all the possible questions that the queen might ask in the morning 69. See opera, ballet or a stupid quiz on tv 70. Tire herself with crying and then falls a sleep of tireness 71. Paint 72. Make a drowing of - what could be under the matressess 73. Play computer game 74. Play phone game 75. Takes a baby and sings lullaby 76. Drinks a glass of warm milk 77. eats a lot of garlick 78. Eats some heavy food that will drive blood to stomack 79. Watch football (it brings me a sleep as good as parlament sessions) 80. Watch a speech of any politician 81. Takes sleeping pills 82. Takes some sedative, could be some heavy drugs (heroin?) 83. Takes a pea and makes a soup with mint, for good night sleep 84. Cries so loud that mice go out of the hole and take the pea to cover their ears with its crumbs. 85. Turns on stomack and sleeps in possition of curved spine, where she's not feeling pea 86. She drinks till she just drops dead and sleeps half of next day, with flies buzzing around her 87. She prays (moli se) 88. She consults shaman 89. Snuggles with cat, who purs in hipnotic rithm 90. Try to hypnotise herself 91. Ask somebody from the castle to hypnotise her 92. Try aroma therapy to puts her to sleep 93. Reads the story The princess and the pea and finds out about the problem 94. Takes off completely her clothes in case she is too warm 95. Asks for additional blankets if it is too cold 96. Asks for more mattresses 97. Asks somebody from the castle to sing her a lullaby 98. Pacifier (dummy) 99. Riding in the horse carriage 100. Going for a walk in a baby stroller

101. Taking a ride in a car 102. Ask on twitter how to solve a problem 103. Read twitter posts of others (it's boring) 104. Go to dance/bear festival 105. Learn fencing 106. Count letters in a book 107. Exercise walking with cup on her head 108. Count rooms/guards in castle 109. Learns text for theatre play "Princess and the pea" 110. Starts budget calculations for new project 111. Watches Attenberg documentary 112. Takes camera and starts new video shooting, making each matress a new caracter. As she comes close to the end, she discovers pea, a source of her troubles. Then returns to bed and falls a sleep like a baby. 113. Makes hand shadows on a wall, and creates performance 114. With closed eyes she listens the sounds that she can hear, furthest and closest and all in between. She pays attention on that, and it leads her to sleep. 115. Goes for a swim 116. Starts a love affair with so. she doesnt find attractive 117. Reads a book in a language she never heard of 118. Reads a book in a writing she's never seen 119. Watches a movie in extreme slow motion 120. Listens to children's songs 121. Makes a fake yawning 122. Asks someone to yawn at her (spillover effect) 123. Tapes herself while yawning and watches that video 124. Watches the teletubbies, every evening the same episode 125. Talks to someone who has a really boring voice and boring story, tapes that and listens to it 126. Builds a beach-like location in her room 127. Sleeps in a hammock 128. Wraps her head in bandages or a plaster cast, covering even her eyes 129. Wears completely black lenses (even covering the iris) 130. Switches her partner against someone who doesn't snore 131. Gets a flu intentionally (goes where she thinks she'll get it or kisses random people who are coughing) 132. Doesnt sleep for a whole night and day, so shell be dead tired the following evening

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