i was at the car wash just finishin g up and about to vacuum up my car when the ultimat e hustler' s head

popped out of the hose and said "aw shit nigga look at yo car, the only grain you grippin is nutrigrains" and i tried to ignore him but he was like "and ya head too big" i was like

damn. now let's get down to thizzness DocEvil

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DocEvil posted: i was at the car wash just finishing up and about to vacuum up my car when the ultimate hustler's head popped out of the hose and said "aw shit nigga look at yo car, the only grain you grippin is nutri-grains" and i tried to ignore him but he was like "and ya head too big" i was like damn. well you were grippin nutri-grains last night Do the right thing. Street Bat Robot

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docevil will the ultimate hustler ever return to the front page y/n/m (pick one pls)

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Fab Boner posted: docevil will the ultimate hustler ever return to the front page y/n/m (pick one pls) YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now let's get down to thizzness DocEvil

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doc I need that youtube of those guys tossing sunglasses

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Me and my gf were browsing the latest Home theater sets in Best BUy when suddenly the ultimate hustler flies out from a nearby speaker and shouts 'nigga youre so poor your tv dinner tray is your good china' and i fell back aghast then he looked right at me and said 'plus yo mouth so enormous you speak in Dolby Surround Sound' and i was like ddddddaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn The Casey Chaos

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fishing with therapy posted: wh o is the ultimate hustler every time a daring diss is made, he is there in spirit if not in body
"This world is so corrupt."

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# May 12, 2007 11:16 Jun 13, 2001 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

Kristian posted: haha dat nigga alwayz gets choo shut up greed will get you everywhere i am a snake hiss

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# May 12, 2007 11:27 Apr 19, 2005 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

i walked into the bank the other day and the ultimate hustler popped out from behind a plant and said "boy you so ugly the security done turned off the surveillence cameras" and i was like fukkkkkk

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# May 12, 2007 11:32 Mar 22, 2003 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

Lance Staminero posted: doc I need that youtube of those guys tossing sunglasses around here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bsf4wu039c I got the whole world swinging from my nuts

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i was shopping for vegetables in the supermarket and the ultimate hustler done popped out from among the carrots and shouted "the only swede you ever eaten was named Magnus" and i fell back into another shoppers cart, then he jumped out and stood over me and said "plus your girl smell liked burned cabbages"
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# May 12, 2007 11:40 Oct 14, 2003 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

i was enjoying a quiet meal by myself when the ultimate hustler kicked down the door, walked up to my table and stared me in the eye and said "you so lonely, you see less action than a blind man at an IMAX" and i started feeling pretty dizzy. he then said "and yo' mailman knows about them condom product samples and that you aint seein' no girl" and i just threw up on the floor and blacked out

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# May 12, 2007 11:42 Jan 10, 2005 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

i took my girlfriend to a nice restaurant the other day and the ultimate hustler popped out from under the table and said "boy you so ugly the waiter gonna give YOU a tip if you tie your napkin over your face" and i kinda clenched my fist but said nothing and then he said "and your woman's crotch smell like last week's seafood platter" and i was like damn.
"This world is so corrupt."

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# May 12, 2007 11:45 Jun 13, 2001 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

i was reading fyad and i clicked a goatse link without thinking about it and the ultimate hustler popped out of the anus and said "nigga you so gullible you still waitin' for your check from nigeria" and i was like welp, ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably Bi Till I Die

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well i was at the post office the other day minding my own business and the ultimate hustler popped out of a mail cart and said "hey boy you so ugly you push yo face into dough to make gorilla cookies" and of course i just tried walking away but the cart followed me and the huster said "you so ugly yo momma had to be crunck as fuck to breast feed yo ass" and i just hit the door embarrassed as hell, not able to look at myself the same way ever again

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# May 12, 2007 11:48 Mar 22, 2003 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

i was contributing to the collection plate at church when the ultimate hustler popped out from behind a pew and said "god don't want your old baby ruth wrappers, you poor ass chocoholic" and i just sat there with my mouth open, then he turned to the reverend and said "and yo' monsignor look more like a monsenorita" and i started crying
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# May 12, 2007 11:48 May 22, 2004 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

I was sitting in Philosophy class and the ultimate hustler popped out of a collection of Camus' fiction and said "bitch the only stranger you know is when you be sittin on yo hand before jerkin off at night" and i tried to keep my composure, but then he appeared out of the aether and said "you breath so bad bitches be callin you the plauge" and i was like damn. you ain't got it like i got it Bier Beware

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i was using my ninja training to fight off a crowd of random thugs singlehandedly but as i decapitated three with a single swipe of my katana and turned to kick the fourth in the face he turned out to be the ultimate hustler and he said "yo fu so weak that you couldn't even look at a grasshopper" and i was staggered and then the thug behind me also turned out to be the ultimate hustler and he quipped "what is that technique you're practicing anyway, busta style?" and i was too shaken to dodge the chair that the first hustler proceeded to break over my head

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# May 12, 2007 11:49 Jun 19, 2003 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

Bier Beware posted: I was sitting in Philosophy class and the ultimate hustler popped out of a collection of Camus' fiction and said "bitch the only stranger you know is when you be sittin on yo hand before jerkin off at night" and i tried to keep my composure, but then he appeared out of the aether and said "you breath so bad bitches be callin you the plauge" and i was like damn. llol The Casey Chaos

# May 12, 2007 11:52 Jul 31, 2006 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

i was browsing the folklore section of the bookstore the other day when the ultimate hustler pops out of a copy of struwwelpeter and says "damn son there a story in here bout you called 'the sucka who couldn't get it up never, talkin his dick floppin round like a stank-ass fish all the damn time'" and i was about to console myself with a copy of joseph campbell when he threw the brothers grimm at me and said "plus yo face look like baba yaga's taint" and i was like "damn"

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# May 12, 2007 11:52 Feb 18, 2004 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

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i was sittin down at the double arches, gettin my mack and my mac on, when the ultimate hustler came out from behind the counter an sayed "you lookin for a job application cause you got enough grease to keep this joint rollin 24 7" so i nonchalantly reach for a napkin and stares me down and says "tell yo girl i heard they puttin slimfast on the dollar menu" and she stumbled into the bathroom visibly shaken while i rushed out the door with the

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after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to fuck they mother, but most of em just fuck yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn you ain't got it like i got it Bier Beware

# May 12, 2007 12:06 Jul 12, 2004 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

me and the ultimate hustler were just chillin when i declined his king's gambit so he hits me with the vienna gambit and pulls some classical centre pierce shit out of his ass and i was like 'damn' For them I will always be ready A Good Day To Bi

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Bier Beware posted: after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to fuck they mother, but most of em just fuck yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn holy shit

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# May 12, 2007 12:12 Jun 19, 2003 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

Bier Beware posted: after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to fuck they mother, but most of em just fuck yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn haha the thinking man's ultimate hustler

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# May 12, 2007 12:14 Feb 18, 2004 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

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I was leading my army of 300 foot soldiers into battle against the Persian army when the ultimate hustler pops out from behidn a rock and yells 'nigga when yo girl's around you always be fighting in the shade' and as i fell back defeated I heard 'Better bring her too

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# May 12, 2007 12:20 Jul 31, 2006 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

i was catching up on some canterbury tales during a break in my basketball game and the ultimate hustler rappelled down from the ceiling and said "yo they call you 'middling english' because when you try to put english on the ball you goddamn mediocre at it" and i didn't respond because i was still trying to figure out the insult and then he took the book from me and made a slam dunk with it and said "you eat more ass than in the miller's tale, son" and said "damn? i guess?" I got the whole world swinging from my nuts maxnmona

# May 12, 2007 12:21 Mar 16, 2005 NIGGAH PLEASE Fuck You Search For More Crap

Bier Beware posted: after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to fuck they mother, but most of em just fuck yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn dammm

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goddamn mediocre at it" and i didn't respond because i was still trying to figure out the insult and then he took the book from me and made a slam dunk with it and said "you eat more ass than in the miller's tale, son" and said "damn? i guess?" maxnmona was packing up his torah for the night when the ultimate hustler's voice spoke to him from a whirlwind saying "damn himey, you so jewish, you jerk off exactly ten times then recite a kaddish for the lost tribes of israel over the jizzed-up tissue" and maxnmona was still thinking that one over when the voice came again "plus yo nose look like a backwards six on yo face" and maxnmona was like "oy vey my nigga"

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One time I was enjoying a well earned vacation on the beach with my gf when once again the ultimate hustler scuttles out of a nearby shell and says "yo is your name Pierce Brosnan because yo skin be ashier than Dantes Peak" and as i fell back mildly offended he looks me in the eye and says "better get yo girl off this beach too or Greenpeace be throwing her back in" and i was like damn. The Casey Chaos

i was at the doctor's office trying to get some pain medication for my constant back pain when the ultimate hustler bursts into the examining room holding my chart he said "chronic condition, only chronic i seen yo wit is dat shitweed yo momma git" i staggered back knocking into some cotton balls which fell on my head and he said "what do you know it's homeless morgan freeman" and i was like damn

r u serious u cannot be serious schmitty9800

as i was reading moby dick the ultimate hustler teleported in star trek style an said "nigga i

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So I was rocking it with my band at this gig and in the middle of this amazing guitar solo I was doing the Ultimate Hustler jumped on stage and was like 'bro yo band so cacophonous, you'd made Beethoven appreciate bein deaf'- because of this I went horrendously out of key and struggled to maintain grip on reality, and still he followed up with 'an yo nose so big, its got schizophrenia' and I was like damn. haha ok whatever Crok

i was preparing to enter hyperdrive when the ultimate hustler's ship decloaked right in front of me and