BIBLE TESTING QUIZ

What do you really know about the Book?

Author Frank Nic. Bazsika © 2009

Take this brief test based upon facts contained in the Bible to see what

you really know about this Book. Are your opinions and or beliefs based

upon the very facts contained in this Book? A bit of humor is injected

into some of the questions to make us think about some man made

absurdities. Answers and grading at conclusion of the test will help you

determine if you need to study this Book.

Oh, you may also ‘cheat’ by actually looking into the Book to check

your answers!

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 1. Moses was;

a. a Jew

b. a Levite

c. a crazed crack pot

2. Noah brought onto the Ark;

a. 2 of every unclean animal & bird and 7 of every clean animal &

bird

b. 2 pairs of every kind of animal & bird

c. His mother in law

3. Jesus was born;

a. On December 25th, - His birthday!

b. In the cold freezing middle of winter

c. The Bible doesn’t give a date but it was probably in the early Fall

because shepherds were still in the fields with their flocks and

they don’t have them out in December!

4. What day of the week are we to observe?

a. Friday

b. Sabbath Day,- Friday sunset to Saturday sunset

c. Sunday

d. It doesn’t matter what day we observe

5. How many days did Jesus remain in the ‘grave’ until He was

resurrected?

a. 3 full days,- 72 hours as He said He would be according to the

sign of Jonah

b. 1 ½ days,- Friday afternoon until Sunday sunrise

c. He didn’t go to the grave but to ‘hell’ to preach!

d. He did not die

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 6. When the wise men from the East visited the Christ child;

a. He was in a manger

b. They couldn’t find Him

c. He was a child living in a house and was about 2 years old!

7. How many wise men visited the Christ child?

a. The Bible doesn’t give a number but mentions 3 kinds of gifts

b. 3

c. 13, a ‘bakers dozen’!

8. All Israelites are Jews;

a. Yes

b. Only those from the tribe of Judah are Jews

c. If you observe the Sabbath Day you are Jewish

9. Can an Israelite be non Jewish?

a. Yes because there are 12 tribes of Israel; 13 if you add the 2 sons

of Joseph adopted by Jacob as his own

b. Of course not!

c. If you are an Israelite you are a Jew!

10. Did Israel ever attack the Jews?

a. Don’t be ridiculous!

b. How could Jews attack Jews?

c. Yes. After the split of 10 Northern tribes of Israel from the tribe

of Judah (& Benjamin),-the 10 Northern tribes of the nation of

Israel allied with Syria were at war with the nation of Judah

(Jews)!

11. The Bible is;

a. The Word of God

b. Writings of an ancient peoples

c. Stories of fantasy and unproven by history

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 12. When you die you will;

a. Go to Heaven or Hell depending on if you were good or bad

b. Go over to the ‘other side’

c. Come back as some other entity

d. Return to the ground and have no conscious thought or

awareness of the time that passes

13. The ‘reward’ of the ‘saved’ is;

a. Rulership position in the Kingdom of God

b. Going to Heaven and laying on a cloud for eternity

c. Playing the same song on a harp for 1 trillion 4 billion 897 million

675 thousand 281 years!

14. The bible definition of sin is;

a. Indulging in alcohol, smoking and loose women!

b. Any act considered by the majority as ‘bad’

c. Transgression of the 10 Commandments

15. The Bible contains dietary, hygiene and farming laws;

a. Of course not!

b. Yes it tells us what foods are good for the human system, how to

prevent disease from spreading and how to grow good crops

c. Man’s ideas on these things are more up to date than those old

practices!

16. Is it OK to eat pork, crab, lobster, possum and shrimp?

a. Yes because Peter had a vision that showed him man should not

call any animal ‘unclean’! Some like horse meat or mice too!

b. No because God made certain creatures to be scavengers to

clean up the environment and food chain and these are not

intended for human consumption.

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 17. The God of the Old Testament time period was;

a. The One who became Jesus Christ

b. The Father

c. A very harsh and cruel God with very mean laws!

d. The God of the Jews only

18. Jacob;

a. Had his name changed to Israel by God

b. Wrestled with God all night in a test of strength

c. Tricked his brother out of his birth right

d. All of the above are true about Jacob

19. Abraham had this guest to dinner that his wife prepared;

a. The King of Babylon

b. Luke and Thomas

c. God Himself came, sat down and eat a meal with him

20. Jonah ran away from preaching against the city of Nineveh

and was swallowed by a huge fish for 3 days because;

a. If the people changed their ways and God spared them he felt

that he would look like an idiot

b. He wanted to go fishing

c. He wanted to get away and have time to think over things first

21. Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by fire because;

a. They had a barbeque that got out of control

b. God was unfair and cruel!

c. They were involved in every sexual vice imaginable, unrestrained

by any morals, including homosexuality; - they even wanted to

rape 2 angels that came to the city!

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 22. Lot and his family were told by angels to leave Sodom prior

to its destruction and not to look back at what was to happen;

what happened to Lot’s wife?

a. She looked back as they were fleeing and became a pillar of salt!

b. She moved to Las Vegas as it would feel like home

c. She moved back home to her mother

d. She was raptured away to heaven

23. Jesus brought a message about;

a. Himself

b. Going to Heaven

c. The future coming of the Kingdom of God upon earth

24. It was Jesus’ custom to observe;

a. The Sabbath

b. Astrological signs

c. Sunday

25. Jesus was a poor carpenter with long hair and effeminate

appearance;

a. Yes and He had some kind of halo about His head so you could

pick Him out of a stadium filled with people!

b. He looked like the Beatles singers of the 60’s

c. No, He owned a couple of homes, 1 by the sea. Was a building

contractor. Had short hair (style of the period) and a trimmed

beard with a ruddy complexion (seed of David ruddy). Looked like

any other Jew of His day (slipped thru crowds). Strong and able

to take long walks, rugged & slept outdoors at times. Wore

quality wardrobe (solders gambled for His robe). Scholarly &

educated. Could hobnob with all walks of people

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 26. The Bible says we have an immortal soul;

a. False; it says ‘souls’ die and man and animals are souls. No

where in the Bible does it talk about immortality of the soul

b. True; ancient philosophers confirm the Bible statement about our

immortal souls

c. I know it’s somewhere in the Bible

27. Jesus’ mother Mary was a perpetual ‘virgin’;

a. Yes a virgin all her life and she’s in Heaven right now

b. After Jesus was born she became a virgin again

c. After Jesus’ birth, she gave her husband Joseph a large family

with 4 other sons and a few daughters; Jesus’ brothers & sisters!

28. Does the Bible mention any Holy Days we should observe?

a. Besides the Sabbath we are to keep 7 other annual Holy Days

b. Yes, Easter, Christmas and New Years

c. Yes, Hanukah

29. Besides the 12 mentioned disciples of Jesus, were there

more?

a. Nope, that’s all.

b. Yes, 120 of them

c. Thousands upon thousands

30. Baal worship was;

a. A type of game played with a ‘baal’

b. An approved method of reverence for the True God

c. Worship of the Sun god, Lord Baal, meeting early on the 1 st day of

the week greeting the rising sun. Observing the winter solstice

and spring equinox

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 31. Jacob pronounced the birthright blessings of Israel on

Joseph’s sons Ephraim and Manasseh (who he adopted) who

were to;

a. Become a company (commonwealth) of nations and a great

nation

b. They would be blessed with fertile soil, rivers, resources, lakes,

mountains, pastures, flocks, prosperity, good climate

c. They would control the sea and land gates of the earth and be

militarily strong

d. All of the above apply to these 2 nation ‘brothers’ and they are

the rightful inheritors of the name of Israel and are the seed of

Isaac

e. God does not keep promises and this never happened to 2

nations!

32. You can find the promise of a ‘Rapture’ in the Bible;

a. Yes this is a reward for those that give their hearts to the Lord

and they will be whisked into Heaven while everyone on earth

goes through the Tribulation!

b. I can find the word ‘rapture’ in my Bible

c. The word does not appear in scripture and the doctrine is man

made

33. King Herod practiced post birth abortion by killing all the

children 2 years and younger in Judea when he heard Christ was

born because;

a. He knew that the Christ was the promised Messiah and Satan

influenced him to eliminate the child and 2years had passed

b. Because he was mad that the wise men tricked him!

c. He should have only killed the children born on December 25th!

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 34. Jesus said that just before He returns the people of the End

Time would be;

a. Eating, drinking, marrying,- and going about life like in the days of

Noah prior to the Flood unaware of what’s coming

b. Achieving world peace by being nice and just talking to other

nations!

c. Building colonies on Mars after ruining the earth!

35. Most of the men of God in the Bible….

a. Volunteered for the job

b. Had huge followings with money pouring in

c. Made excuses why God should find somebody else to do the job

36. Receiving grace means

a. We should sin all the more so that grace may abound!

b. We are forgiven and set out to keep God’s Laws but if we slip we

can through grace obtain forgiveness again

c. We are under grace and don’t have to change a thing about our

lives as long as we have love

37. King David committed adultery and had the women’s

husband killed; but God calls David ‘A man after My Own heart’, -

why?

a. Because David repented of his sins and strove to live by God’s

Word

b. Because David killed Goliath too!

c. God approved of what David did

d. It wasn’t sin if David didn’t know it was sin,- he was in ignorance

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 38. What book is written like a puzzle with parts of a subject

written here a little and there a little and it all must be put

together to have a full and complete understanding on any

particular subject?

a. An encyclopedia

b. A book on jokes

c. The Bible

39. When Christ returns many professing Christians will tell

him ‘We did great things in your name’! Even though they didn’t

keep His Laws; what will Christ say to them?

a. I never knew you, - depart from me you that work wickedness!

b. Thanks, oh it wasn’t really necessary to obey My Laws!

c. Well, actually you were following the devil but it’s all the same in

the end!

40. God is pleased with us when;

a. We beat ourselves with whips until we bleed!

b. We strap bombs on ourselves and blow up non-believers

c. We say the same recital prayer over and over again

d. Study His Word and practice it in our daily lives

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 ANSWERS:
1.b; 2.a; 3.c; 4.b; 5.a; 6.c; 7.a; 8.b; 9.a; 10.c

11.a; 12.d; 13.a; 14.c; 15.b; 16.b; 17.a; 18.d; 19.c; 20.a

21.c; 22.a; 23.c; 24.a; 25.c; 26.a; 27.c; 28.a; 29.b; 30.c

31.d; 32.c; 33.a; 34.a; 35.c; 36.b; 37.a; 38.c; 39.a; 40.d

GRADING:
2.5 Points for each correct answer

SCALE:
100%; you know the Bible quite well!

90% or better; you are grasping the purpose of existence

80% to 90%; your on your Way to a more full understanding

70% to 80%; you need to study more and give up personal opinions

60% to 70%; blow the dust off and study

50% to 60%; you have a good deal to learn

Below 50%; did you ever read the Book?

Author’s note; if you want biblical reference for any question on this

quiz please feel free to email me and I will refer you to the biblical

answer on that particular question.

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