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By Jenny Surane
City Editor
Sometimes you cant turn
back.
At least, thats the lesson
members of the Chapel Hill-
Carrboro City School Board of
Education are learning with
the implementation of the
districts Mandarin-English
Dual Language program at
Glenwood Elementary School.
Glenwoods capacity is
423 students, and, with more
than 500 students currently
enrolled, the district has
been crafting short and long
term solutions to address the
crowding since November.
The board debated cur-
tailing its expansion of the
Mandarin-English Dual
Language program, which
provides students with both
language and content instruc-
tion in Mandarin and English.
The program is expensive,
and its one of the biggest
drivers in the growth at
Glenwood Elementary.
But during its meeting
Thursday night, the board
opted to continue with its
planned expansion of the pro-
gram at Glenwood.
The decision also called
for the district to move 76
Glenwood students to other
elementary schools.
The board approved the
expansion after hearing from
dozens of concerned parents
on both sides of the debate at
the beginning of the meeting.
For difficult decisions like
this, I want to get it right,
said board member Andrew
Davidson. I want to make
sure we get it right so we
adversely affect as few stu-
dents as possible.
While the Mandarin-
English Dual Language pro-
gram is expensive for the dis-
trict, Davidson said the only
way to minimize the costs is
to continue expanding.
For the disparate costs
between Mandarin Language
and a traditional education,
I think the solution should
be lets bring the costs in line
with a traditional education,
Davidson said.
District staff s original
plan called for the Mandarin-
English Dual Language pro-
gram to be scaled back to only
admit Glenwood students,
but the board voted to keep
the program open to students
from across the district.
This program has to be
accessible to everyone, said
board member Michelle
Brownstein. It cannot be
because of where you live,
who you know or what list-
serv youre on ... I would
love for it to be on the
Kindergarten registration.
Superintendent Tom
Forcella said while the district
hates to redistrict students,
the board had to take mea-
sures to reduce the crowding
at Glenwood.
We are in a very difficult
budget year, Forcella said.
We will do what we have to
do. But we dont want to be
shortsighted because this is a
difficult budget driver.
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6 Beatles nonsense
syllables
10 Fighting
14 Sporty Toyota made until
2002
15 Met or Nat
16 Sneeze syllable
17 Police record listing
18 Unhappy parking lot
discovery
19 Soupon
20 Franken and Yankovic,
for example?
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Obama
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25 Song syllable
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Dogs Out band
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commonly triangular
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41 Pinocchio
goldfish
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informally
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staple
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is put on in
advance?
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51 Spanish bear
52 Trattoria suffix
53 A.L. West team, on
scoreboards
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apartment building ad?
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62 Emailers Then again
...
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governments: John
Adams
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choice
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player is called the
Stranger
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bath
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29 Dip option
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39 Where Yankee Doodles
feather ended up
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48 Certain young lover,
facetiously
49 Hang
53 Use temporarily
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55 NBA and others
57 Poet friend of T.S.
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59 Slangy denial, and a hint
to 20-, 29-, 46- and
56-Across
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61 Vintage roadster
Upper Quad robbery
is fourth since fall
By Kristen Chung
Staff Writer
The latest robbery in Olde
Campus Upper Quad brought
the total value of stolen goods
this year to around $1,000.
At around 1:15 p.m.
Wednesday, two wallets col-
lectively valued at $146 were
stolen from two unsecured
rooms on the fourth floor of
Grimes Residence Hall.
The burglary followed
three similar incidents that
have occurred since October
in adjacent Ruffin Residence
Hall. In those incidents, the
total value of the stolen goods
was around $850.
In the AlertCarolina
message, the suspect was
described as a black male,
around 25 to 30 years old,
between 5 foot 10 inches and 6
feet tall and weighing between
160 and 170 pounds. He was
wearing a black, down-fill
styled coat, black pants and a
plain, black baseball cap.
Randy Young, spokesman
for the Department of Public
Safety, said it is not unusual
for an area of campus to be
targeted more than once over
a number of months.
Theres more pedestrian
traffic flow of folks who are
not connected to the campus
community, Young said. It
may be one of the closest entry
points from public areas.
Its certainly a bit more
of a distance from public
areas of the town to areas of
Morrison, Hardinor Craige.
Young said the case is still
under investigation and that
no arrests have been made.
The Department of Public
Safety has not ruled out the
idea that the incidents in
Grimes and Ruffin are linked.
Rick Bradley, associate
director of the Department
of Housing and Residential
Education, said the perpetrator
might have entered the build-
ing by tailgating or following a
resident into the building.
After the break in alert,
Bradley said a number of par-
ents called with concerns and
suggestions. He said that the
department always revisits
plans to add more cameras,
but he said they wont neces-
sarily reduce crime.
Cameras dont necessarily
prevent the situation from
occurring, Bradley said. It
might just get a photo of
someone after the fact.
Bradley said a public safety
officer will be present in
Grimes this week to provide
safety information.
The challenge always is that
people who attend programs
like that tend to be individuals
who are more concerned about
their personal safety, he said.
Victims of crimes dont think
that they will be victims.
On Monday, the hous-
ing department launched a
3-month campaign to encour-
age students to lock their
doors, which includes posters
in residence halls and a weekly
email that reminds residents
to protect their property.
Natalie Cooper, a junior
who lived in the nearby
Kenan Community last year,
said she lives off campus now
where she feels safer.
I do feel safer because
Ive got a burglar alarm and
double locks, she said.
Peter Hunt, a sophomore
who lives on the fourth floor,
said he was taking a nap when
the incident occurred. His
door was locked, but he heard
someone try to open it.
I feel plenty safe, but
again Im (6 feet 5 inches)
and 225 pounds, he said.
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CHCCS expands Mandarin
More than 70 students
will be moved out of
Glenwood Elementary.
diversity among low-income
students who want to earn
higher-level science degrees.
The program will expand
from 20 to 40 students.
UNC also pledged $4 mil-
lion toward improving the
graduation rates of under-
graduates especially first-
generation, low-income and
underrepresented students
by enhancing various sup-
port programs. Currently,
82 percent of UNC under-
graduates earn a diploma in
four years.
The University will also
expand the Carolina College
Advising Corps, which pro-
vides college advising for high
school students.
UNC has been devoted to
the promise of access and has
encouraged talented, hard-
working students to aim
high, Folt said in a state-
ment.
We are pleased that the
timing of this White House
initiative coordinates with our
Universitys plans to continue
that promise.
U.S. Secretary of
Education Arne Duncan
said the meeting discussed
improving graduation rates
among students in remedial
classes, raising standards in
K-12 education and increas-
ing interactions between
high school students and
universities.
Both Obama and Michelle
Obama highlighted their
personal experiences in their
speeches, saying that they
would not have been able to
succeed without the support
systems from their universi-
ties.
The fact is that right
now we are missing out on
so much potential because
so many promising young
people simply dont believe
that college can be a reality
for them, Michelle Obama
said.
Obama advocated for
greater opportunity and
upward mobility.
You can be born into noth-
ing and work your way into
something extraordinary.
state@dailytarheel.com
OBAMA
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have the names? Willingham
said in an interview. The
study included how they were
doing in school, their GPA.
From what I understand,
the primary investigator can
have access to that and you
wouldnt share that in the
public because that would be
unethical.
Willingham said she
thought she was following
IRB rules because as the pri-
mary investigator she never
released names to anyone
until Dean asked her to give
them to him.
Its a technicality, she
said. In any kind of institu-
tion, if you can get someone
on a technicality you can
squash their research and
their findings.
In fact, Willingham
never even released the data
spreadsheet without names to
anyone, she only shared her
abstract and summaries with
CNN for the outlets original
report.
She did not give CNN
the data, only her summary
conclusions, said Jay Smith,
a co-investigator on the
research with Willingham, in
an email. So no media outlet
has seen her datasheets.
In terms of Willinghams
use of the names, Dean said
the research mixup could
be an honest mistake on her
part. But he said she would
have had to check a box sev-
eral times on her research
application that says she
would not use names in her
research.
However, all of this doesnt
mean that Willinghams data
is invalid, its approval is only
rescinded. The letter states
that she can re-submit an
application to the IRB for
reconsideration, but cannot
continue using the data until
she does.
Were going to go back
through the process,
Willingham said. I grew up
with nunsIm just going
to go right back through the
process like Sister Claire
would.
Intensifying response
Chancellor Carol Folt made
her first public statement on
the claims about student-ath-
letes in an email to the cam-
pus community Thursday,
which was followed by a press
release from the University
with statistics about SAT
scores.
Only two of the 321
student-athletes admitted in
2012 and 2013 fell below the
SAT and ACT levels that were
cited in a recent CNN report
as the threshold for reading
levels for first-year students,
Folt said in the email, adding
that they were in good aca-
demic standing.
The NCAA has also
released data on student-
athlete SAT scores last week,
drawing a national presence
to defend the University.
According to the press
release, 16 out of 29,000
Division I athletes entering
college in 2012 scored below
a 600 composite on the SAT,
and just two of them were
football or mens basketball
players. It also states that
68 student athletes scored
between a 600 and a 700.
According to UNC, of the
341 of the specially admitted
football, mens basketball and
womens basketball players
between 2004 and 2012, only
34 of the players did not meet
CNNs threshold of college
literacy a 400 on the SAT
critical reading section or 16 on
the ACT.
The UNC statement says
CNN did not ask UNC for its
SAT or ACT data and relied on
Willinghams observations.
But Willingham said the
data the University released
Thursday does not disprove
her findings.
Our numbers are pretty
close I think, Willingham
said, adding that the differ-
ences probably result from
her examining a much small-
er cohort of students. I find
that fascinating.
Willingham said the
release is a great start but
that the University can still
do more to improve transpar-
ency by releasing SAT and
ACT scores, what courses
these athletes are enrolled in
and separating the statistics
by sport.
Dean disagrees the data
released by the University
Thursday supports
Willinghams findings in any
way.
Absolutely not, Dean said.
The data released today says
that the vast majority of ath-
letes weve accepted have very
strong verbal and mathemati-
cal skills.
Willingham, who has in
the past been very outspo-
ken and not extremely con-
cerned about her status as an
employee at the University, is
worried about her job secu-
rity.
I dont know what they ll
do tomorrow, she said
Thursday night.
She said this situation got
her to asking the question
about whether she will have
a job at the place she loves
come morning, even though
Dean said she has not vio-
lated any University policies
as far as he knows that would
result in her termination.
Its like somebody died
today, Willingham said
Thursday. Im very sad. Im
going to keep fighting the
fight, beating the drum.
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WILLINGHAM
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Jean shorts are no
laughing matter
TO THE EDITOR:
I am writing to you today
to express my outrage at a
statement printed in the
Quick Hits section on Jan.
16. In it the author stated,
regarding the recent middle
class manufacturing center,
that uniforms will include
either camo or jorts. The
tone of the article was
extremely offensive.
As a resident of North
Carolina, I know of no
greater garment than the
jean shorts, or jorts, as
they are known colloquially.
It provides the protection
of a standard pair of dun-
garees with the style and
airflow afforded by a pair of
short trousers. It has many
forms, from the daisy
dukes made famous by the
popular adventure show
The Dukes of Hazzard, to
the more traditional, pleat-
ed long-rise jean shorts
showcased by Tea Party
protesters in the stifling
heat of our nations capital.
It concerns me that the
newspaper of this great
university would choose to
tarnish the reputation of
jean shorts a staple of this
great states fashion heri-
tage. I fully expect a written
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and courteous discussion in
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McCrory is part of the
problem for teachers
TO THE EDITOR:
(Teachers) just feel like
theyre walked over. A lot
of teachers feel like theyre
taken for granted.
Gov. Pat McCrory made
this statement earlier this
week while discussing his
plan to increase the salary
of mathematics and science
teachers in North Carolina.
This is good news for North
Carolina, which ranks 46
out of 50 states in teacher
pay. And being someone
who wants to teach math at
the high school level, this
got me really excited then
I read the rest of the article.
In his plan, there is
nothing that mentions an
increase in teacher pay for
those in subjects outside
the realm of math and sci-
ence. What is he saying to
those that teach English,
history or fine arts?
Governor, this plan is
evidence that you are part
of the problem. You are the
one walking over teach-
ers and taking them for
granted. Instead of lifting
up those in only math and
science, why not reward
teachers of all disciplines?
Remember, teachers are the
ones who made it possible
for you to become Governor
in the first place.
Even though I would ben-
efit from this plan, I dont
know if I can work in a state
that rewards some teachers
while devaluing others.
Garrett Pedersen 15
Mathematics
LETTERS TO
THE EDITOR
Please show everyone a single place where
merit-based pay has worked in a sustainable
manner. Well wait.
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I grew up with nuns ... Im just going to go
right back through the process like Sister
Claire would.
Mary Willingham, on reapplying to the Institutional Research Board
EDITORIAL CARTOON By Ngozika A. Nwoko, Chapman and Hilligan, nwoko@live.unc.edu
The
Carolina
Way to
Spain
M
y early attempts at
crowdsourcing on
Facebook for clever
column tagline ideas gave
me gems like, In My Mind
Im Going to Caroline and
LeLand of the Pines.
Though not quite what I
was looking for, I liked that
the suggested name/school/
state-related puns hinted at
some of the things that are
central to my identity: who I
am and where I come from. I
also wanted my tagline to con-
vey where Im going to be for
the next five months of my life:
the University of Navarra in
Pamplona, Spain.
So I went with a Spanish
translation of a classic
Carolina phrase. Maybe youve
heard of The Carolina Way?
In Spain, it would be known as
El Camino Carolina.
According to the Carolina
Annual Fund, The Carolina
Way reflects the spirit of this
University: excellence with
integrity and heart. We all
know The Carolina Way is a
cultural pillar that unites us
in a shared expectation of the
general quality and trust one
can find here at UNC.
But Im a Public Relations
major who also knows that
a lot of those nice-sounding
words are BS. We see cracks
and holes in the veneer. And
that goes for anything gain-
ing a more critical eye is an
unavoidable (and not necessar-
ily regrettable) part of growing
up. At some point you learn
Taco Bell beef actually isnt,
and then its just not quite as
delicious as it used to be. You
start noticing flaws in your
parents and in other heroes.
You learn ugly secrets about
your best friend.
Sometimes we need to
accept those flaws and secrets
we find in the world around
us, because we all have plenty
of our own. And sometimes
we need to highlight them and
work to change them. When
my glorious freshman-year
honeymoon phase at UNC
started to wear off, I didnt love
UNC any less. I recognized
that it was real, and I loved it
even more because I could talk
about problems I saw, knowing
I would be heard.
I want to celebrate whats
good in the world, to applaud
and rejoice in the inspiring peo-
ple and beautiful moments Im
sure Ill encounter in Spain (just
as I do in the States). But I dont
want to ignore the ugly either. In
finding a balance of both, I want
this column to be a space that
sparks conversation thought-
ful conversation that might even
lead to positive change.
This semester Ill be explor-
ing a country with a deep and
fascinating history and a royal
family tangled in an unprec-
edented fraud scandal. Ill get
to know a place with an unem-
ployment rate stubbornly above
25 percent and a people known
for their fiery enthusiasm for
life. The specific topics Ill find
to write about here will prob-
ably be as varied as the myriad
interpretations you can find
of The Carolina Way. I can
only know theyll be based on
whatever I find on my journey
through the individual chal-
lenges and adventures I expect
to have in this semester abroad.
I hope youll follow along
as I wander and wonder
seeking my Carolina Way
throughout the limitless poten-
tial of a semester in Spain.
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Tarboro.
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n comparison to
last years absolute
downpour of discus-
sion about how to handle
sexual assault on campus,
the little information dis-
seminated this semester
seems like a trickle in
comparison.
A year ago, UNC helped
launch a national con-
versation about sexual
assault, yet the student
body has received very
little concrete information
about how sexual assault
will be handled in the
future.
The latest campus-wide
email about Sexual Assault
was sent on Dec. 17, yet
Reform is overdue
EDITORIAL
it held an unsatisfying
amount of news on the
subject, only reporting on
changes decided upon a
month prior, agreeing that
adjudication would hap-
pen through panels that
would not feature students.
As of August 2012, the
student-led honor court
was removed from sexual
assault, effectively remov-
ing students from these
discussions. To then say
again, over a year later,
that students would not be
involved is nothing more
than a clarification.
The sexual assault task
force has been meeting
since May. The search for
a new Title IX Compliance
Coordinator has been
completed for months .
The administration has
not yet clarified what the
true role of the Title IX
office will be going for-
ward. The office would do
well to explain their goals
and time frame.
The longer it takes to
draft a conclusive policy,
the less time the campus
including students, fac-
ulty, the Board of Trustees
and student government
has to vet it.
Those who were stu-
dents, protesting and
obsessing, at the height
of discussion on sexual
assault may well be alum-
ni by the time a policy is
rendered, taking them
out of the equation all
together. All members of
this campus are affected
by the way UNC handles
sexual assault and deserve
to know what to expect
from the task force.
Signs of progress
on sexualt assualt
should come soon.
I
ndividuals who fre-
quently visit friends
and family being
treated at UNC Hospitals
not only have to sacrifice
their time, but also a sig-
nificant sum of money.
Under current pricing
strategies put in place by
the Department of Public
Safety, visitors must pay a
maximum of $8 a day in
parking fees. These charg-
es put a burden on guests,
and it is essential that
UNC address this issue by
replicating the practices of
nearby hospitals.
Duke Hospital,
WakeMed Hospital and
Reasonable rate
EDITORIAL
Novant Health have
addressed this undue hard-
ship by making extended
parking permits avail-
able to frequent visitors.
Visitors to Duke Hospital
are required to pay a
daily parking fee of $6.
However, a 10-day reduced
rate is available for $25.
UNC should follow suit
and implement a similar
pricing strategy that would
reduce parking prices for
five or 10-day increments.
This would make parking
more accessible to visitors
in terms of affordability.
Hospital social workers
assist with any transpor-
tation-related needs the
families of patients have.
However, they must also
address problems related to
these peoples access to food
and shelter. If DPS were to
address this issue at its root,
these social workers could
focus more on the basic
needs of these individuals.
This reform could
potentially interest non-
visitors looking to bypass
expensive parking permits
needed elsewhere on cam-
pus by parking at the hos-
pital instead.
However, this issue
could easily be avoided by
offering a limited number
of reduced-rate parking
permits per long-term
patient.
This adjustment would
allow those looking to use
parking services for an
extended period of time
the opportunity to see their
loved ones without facing a
monumental burden.
Expensive parking
places a burden on
family members.
A
proposed change
to the honor code
allowing students
to erase an XF grade
which denotes failure of a
course due to academic dis-
honesty from their tran-
scripts provides an effective
punitive middle ground.
As the faculty council
continues to discuss the
details of the reform, the
emphasis should be on
maintaining a system that
doesnt just punish stu-
dents that commit trans-
gressions, but also serves
an educative purpose.
The proposal would
allow students to eliminate
XFs if they pass a full
academic semester and
Grant a second chance
EDITORIAL
take a class that teaches
academic integrity.
The previous system, in
which students found guilty
of academic dishonesty
were often handed semes-
ter-long suspensions, was
largely viewed as too harsh,
and thus many professors
opted to take punishment
into their own hands, for-
going the honor court.
This new XF system is
more forgiving with regards
to academic standing, as
students given an XF are
put on academic probation
however, an irremovable
mark on a transcript is akin
to branding these students
for life, which is overkill.
As of now, determining
whether the guilty students
simply receive a zero on
the assignment in question
or an XF in the course is
left up to the professors.
Leaving such a serious
and potentially lasting con-
sequence up to the whims
of a professor that is often
personally invested in the
academic dishonesty with-
out any chance of expung-
ing the XF would be an
inconsistent and subjective
way to levy sanctions.
Combining retributive
justice with restorative
justice by not only giving
the student a failing grade
in the course, but also giv-
ing them an opportunity to
learn from their mistakes
in this academic integrity
course, is the most effective
form of punishment.
While academic dis-
honesty should by no
means be taken lightly, a
single occurrence in college
shouldnt be sufficient to
mark someone as a cheat-
er for future employers.
Punishment and
education found in
proposed policy.
Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Currently playing the
Whose boots are louder?
game with every other
female on campus.
Chancellor Folt going 76 in
a 55 mph zone. #PJstatus
To my music TA who
showed disinterest in a
Beethoven song in class:
May you rest in peace.
The two kinds of people
at Rams Head on Sunday
mornings: Those who just
got Jesus and those who
need Jesus after last night.
As an English major with 23
books this semester: All I do
is read, read, read no matter
what got plot points on
my mind, Ive already had
enough. :(
Did I miss the memo that
Lenoir cookies are an aphro-
disiac or something? Why,
WHY is there so much ex-
cessive petting and groping
among couples up in here?
How can we be expected to
teach athletes how to read
if they cant even sit in these
small desks?
She got me interested
with that upperclassman
postcolonial dialogue, but
lost me with that frst-year
status. Too bad. She puts
the pretty in pretty sneaky.
The chancellor caught speed-
ing? At least the car wasnt
owned by Fats Thomas.
So far this semester Ive seen
a girls Vagisil poking out of
her bag, witnessed someone
fall down a fight of stairs,
had an awkward encounter
with a UNC basketball player
and been called Jesus Christ.
So much to kvetch about
and so little time
Paul Revere was a more ef-
fective emergency warning
system than Alert Carolina.
Great to see that the basket-
ball team has fnally found
some consistency, the 0-3
sort of consistency.
Shoutout to the bartender
at Lindas who recognized
me after I spent my 21st
birthday thereI had no
idea who you were.
Dont we have uniform
admission standards for
everyone? Is applied prag-
matic hypocrisy what were
here to learn?
Our buses are getting
pulled over and signaling
for help I think its safe
to say that everyone on
UNCs campus is riding the
struggle bus this week,
including the buses.
To the guy in Sociology
252 who just lowered the
brightness on his laptop
screen to check out his own
refectionSMH.
Student Card is more
psychotic than the creepy
guys who message you on
Grindr at least fve times in
90 minutes.
Twenty-fve students fght-
ing for three open seats in
a class: UNCs own personal
Hunger Games reaping.
May the odds be ever in
your favor.
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