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Our country is at war. Historical turmoil like that always ignited a firestorm of
jokes, as humor helps people to cope with the challenges they face. So, this year
2015, the issue is devoted to military humor.
The order is:
do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went
toward the
the border,
to the Arab
day leave? So
we exchanged tanks!"
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Over.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. How
copy? Over.
SHIP.
accompanied
YOU'LL
NEVER KNOW!!!!!
MATTER OF CHOICE
A recruit examines the food served to him in the
batallion
dining room.
- Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant.
- Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
dollar?"
dollar?"
OUTNUMBERED
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill
Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out. As the rest of the
squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill
Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then
raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot
of 'em, huh, sir?"
rule?" Much to
60 privates
SERGEANT!
SERGEANTS KISS
Recruits got a shock when their Air Force basic-training
instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her
assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose
glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive
instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was
anything she could do for us, just ask. From the back, a voice
called out, "How about a kiss from the sergeant?" "Sure," she
replied, raising her hand to quell the laughter. "But I'll let my
assistant take care of it!"