I believe it was the switch on the left.

Press the switch that I labelled for you.

Practice talking to the dummy.
You can say anything... I do not think the dummy will be bothered.
You leave it alone.
Thank you for taking care of me...
You don't have any room? OK... I understand I am not a priority for you, then.
Huh? You don't have enough money...
I wish I could make Nice Cream for free...
Huh? No money? Sorry, I can't give it to you for free.
There's ice cream... Hidden in the depths of a watery cavern...
don't you know a good deal when you hear one?
(You're carrying too much.)
(You aren't ready for the responsibility.)
(The quiche was left all alone...)
(You're carrying too much.)
(Two bugs in the box are playing a
-card game.)
(There's a smiley face made of
cards in the box.)
(A house made of
cards sits in the box.)
(The box is overstuffed with cards.)
(Happiness is fleeting.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(The house collapses.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(You decide to stay healthy.)
(There's a frypan lying on the ground.)
(You got the Burnt Pan.)
(It's an empty trashcan.)
(The box is empty.)

You tried to take a piece of candy, but you didn't have any room.
You decided not to take some.
You are carrying too many items.
Some spiders crawled down and gave you a jug.
You are carrying too much.
Hello there, little one!
The pie has not cooled down yet.
Perhaps you should take a nap. Yes No
Sweet dreams.
You'd rather stay up and chat with me, then?
Have a chainsaw-like tongue called a radula?
Talk. Really. Slowly? Just kidding, snails don't talk.
If you need anything, just ask.
...I have to do something. Stay here..
WOW!!!
I HAVE FRIENDS!!!
AND WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE THEM...
SO... WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Oh, there you are. I was worrying about you!
Things are going to be OK, you hear?
We're all going to the surface world soon...
There's bound to be a place you can stay there!
well, come back whenever you want.
FADED RIBBON
BANDANNA
DUSTY TUTU
SO... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?
I'M... ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
SHE THOUGHT SHE SAW YOU WEARING A
.

IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU WEARING A

?
SO YOU ARE WEARING A
...
GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!
IT'S OK TO BE INTIMIDATED BY MY FASHION SENSE.
(You realize that would probably be illegal.)
...
hey, looks like you're really turning yourself around.
how about i treat you to lunch at grillby's?
...when everyone you scared away comes back, i mean.
OK. have fun.
grillby, we'll have a double order of fries.
(The cooler is empty.)
(Take a space food bar from the cooler?) Yes No
(You've had enough of the dummy.)
(You hit the dummy lightly.)
(You don't feel like you learned anything.)
(You sock the dummy.)
(Who cares?)
(This CD is playing.) (Turn it off?) Stop it No
(Spooktunes are dead.)
(The CD stops moving.)
(There's a lonely sandwich inside.)
um... you don't have any money?
n-no, you can still play, don't worry about it...
um... that's less than 10G.
but since you're my only real customer, i guess i'll just take what you have...
oh...........
(There's no more water left in the cooler.)

(You pour the water on the ground next to the water cooler.)
I TOLD HER YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
A
I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER EVER WEAR A
I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID:
"I AM NOT WEARING A
."
IT WAS REALLY A SECRET CODE!
YOU REALLY MEANT...
"I ACTUALLY AM WEARING A
!"
YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF...
WHILE MAKING IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE!
I PICKED UP ON THIS, AND FOLLOWED YOUR PLAN.
IN FACT I TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE PROBABLY...
WEARING A
OF COURSE, YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT.
BUT THAT'S THE POINT!
SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU NOW!
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BETRAY EITHER OF YOU!
SINCE I JUST TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID!
WOWIE! YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!!
(You decide not to.)
Later, then.
(It's a switch.) Press it Don't
(The lasers were deactivated.)
(The lasers were reactivated.)
here's another hot dog.

whoops, you don't have enough cash.

you should get a job. i've heard being a sentry pays well.
WOW... YOU'RE TRULY A PUZZLE PASSIONEER!
I'M SO ENTHUSED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!
YOU CAN DO IT, HUMAN!!!
HMMM... STILL GETTING READY?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
OKAY! ALL READIED-UP TO HANG OUT!?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
Then why are you here?
...!
Wait, I get it.
WHAT?
First you parade into my house, then you INSULT me?
You little BRAT! I have half a mind to...
That's what I thought.
IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAMING
BASKETBALL HOOP.
READY FOR YOUR... PRESENTATION?
(... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN POST.)
(This is really troubling...) (Hmmm...)
RSVP? Respond Ignore
well, have fun in there.
I see.
Anything you want to do is important enough.
Even something as small as reading a book, or taking a walk...
Please take your time.
Oh... Back so soon?
How are you feeling?
Ready Go Back

Do what you have to.

Where will we go today? Snowdin Hotland
Then perhaps another time. Or perhaps not. It doesn't really matter.
(The switch doesn't do anything.)
(It's just a regular suspicious bed now.)
(The power has been turned on.)
...yeah, that's what I thought.
A woman can dream though, right?
And write fanfiction.
A LOT of fanfiction.
Oh my...
(You'll keep the letter warm for a little longer.)
(There were no chips left in the machine.)
(The vending machine dispensed some chisps.)
(You didn't have enough gold.)
(You are carrying too many items.)
Is it Butterscotch? Yes No
Oh... I see.
Well, thank you. Goodbye for now.
Yeah, me too...
(Knock knock).
Room service never came . (Sigh ...)
Thanks a million .
(No response.)
(You pour the Sea Tea under the door.)
...No you don't .
Thanks a trillion .
(But you didn't have anything appealing.)
(ZOMMM!!!) (It shoots back out at a high speed!)
Did you enjoy your stay?

What? Room... Key?

No, we don't do that.
If you leave your room, you'll have to pay again.
Do let us know if you change your mind. Have a sparkular day!
(UNDERSTOOD.) (LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!)
Then what are you looking for?
Then stay here for all eternity.
(Saved) (Saved)
This is TORIEL.
Help with a puzzle...?
Um, you have not left the room, have you?
Wait patiently for me and we can solve it together!
...
But nobody came.
Nobody picked up.
Hey, you silly child.
If you want to talk to me, I am right here.
(No response.) (Their phone might be out of batteries.)
(The box is aclog with the the hair of a dog.)
Moldsmal blocked the way!
A name has already been chosen.
You must choose a name.
MTT
You ate the Monster Candy.
Very un-licorice-like.
...tastes like licorice.
You threw the stick. But nothing happened.
You throw the stick. Mettaton catches it in his mouth and winks.
You threw the stick away. Then picked it back up.
You re-applied the bandage.

Still kind of gooey.

You ate the Spider Donut.
Don't worry, Spider didn't.
You drank the Spider Cider.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
The smell reminded ASGORE of something...
ASGORE's ATTACK down! ASGORE's DEFENSE down!
The smell reminded the Lost Souls of something...!
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You equipped the ribbon.
You equipped Toy Knife.
You equipped Tough Glove.
You equipped Manly Bandanna.
You're just great!
You look nice today!
You're super spiffy!
Have a wonderful day!
Is this as sweet as you?
(An illustration of a hug.)
Love yourself! I love you!
You eat one half of the Bisicle.
You eat the Unisicle.
You eat the Cinnamon Bunny.
You eat the Temmie Flakes.
You eat the quiche.
You equipped Ballet Shoes.
OOOORAAAAA!!! You rip up the punch card!
Your hands are burning! AT increased by
But nothing happened.

Oh. Tastes yappy...

Oh. There are bones...
You finished using it.
An uneasy atmosphere fills the room.
You eat the Astronaut Food.
You eat the Instant Noodles.
They're better dry.
You eat the Hot Dog...?
You eat the Hot Cat.
You eat the Glamburger.
You eat the Glamburger. The audience loves the brand.
You drink the Sea Tea.
But SPEED restricted by web.
Your SPEED boosts!
You drink the Starfait.
You eat the Starfait. The audience loves the brand.
You eat the Legendary Hero.
ATTACK increased by 4!
You equipped the glasses.
You equipped the Torn Notebook.
You equipped the apron.
You equipped the Burnt Pan.
You equipped the Empty Gun.
You equipped the dagger.
You consume the Bad Memory. Your HP was maxed out.
Through DETERMINATION, the dream became true.
The dream came true!
You tried to open the letter, but...
It's been shut so tightly, you'd need a chainsaw in order to open it.
(Maybe if you check the lab door, you can slide it underneath...)

You eat the Junk Food.

You eat the Junk Food. The audience is disgusted.
You used the Mystery Key. But nothing happened.
You used the Mystery Key. The door's lock clicks...
...as you fail to fit the key into it.
You used the Mystery Key. Mettaton pretends it isn't there.
You ate the Face Steak.
You eat the Hush Puppy. Dog-magic is neutralized.
You eat the Hush Puppy.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
Ring... Ring...
IT'S JUST A RIVER.
MY BROTHER HELPED ME FIND THE BOX!
DOGGO'S NOT HOME.
I'M COLD OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.
IS THAT SNOWMAN STILL THERE?
DISAPPOINTING, BUT I TURNED OFF THE ELECTRICITY.
WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SNOWBALL TAX?
THE SURFACE WORLD MUST BE PARADISE...
NAH... THAT'S WEIRD.
THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY.
LIKE SKELETONS!!!
ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT WORD SEARCH?
I STILL HAVE TO GO VISIT IT...
THE SPAGHETTI YOU LEFT ME IS STILL THERE!!!
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF SPAGH...
IF YOU KNOW ANY KIDS, YOU SHOULD ASK THEM!!!
I'M SOLVING IT AS WE SPEAK...
SIGH... IT'S ALL JUST A PUPULARITY CONTEST.
DID YOU MEET GYFTROT?

HELLO.
HE'S AMASSED A LARGE COLLECTION OF HUGS AND PETS.
I ADDED THE ROPE, TOO.
I'M PETITIONING TO CHANGE THE SLOGAN.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
HYPNOTIZING, ISN'T IT???
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A RESERVATION???
And Papyrus himself doesn't??? Know how to sleep?
Yeah, just sleep here.
OUR FEELINGS FOR GREASE RUN DEEP LIKE A RIVER.
Grease, I...
I... ...
I want you in all my food!!!
But now I think reading's cool.
WOW! IT ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR SECONDS TO CALL ME!!
YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE FOR MY HELP!!!
WELL! DO NOT FEAR! THIS IS PAPYRUS'S HOTFUL HELPLINE!
JUST DESCRIBE YOUR LOCATION, AND...!
I WILL DESCRIBE SOME HOT TIPS!
SO, WHERE ARE YOU?
...
...YOU'RE STILL IN MY ROOM??
HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED A... DOOR?
WAIT! DON'T WORRY! I'LL DRAW A DIAGRAM FOR YOU!
HOLD UP! I'M STILL DRAWING!
DO I KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
YOU'RE BEST STAYING AWAY FROM THAT STRANGE PLACE.
We'll have to play sometime!
WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO INFORM YOU!!!

UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY FACTS ABOUT THIS ROOM.
I'LL DO MY BEST TO FIND THE RUB.
Hey, I think I found something!
OOH, WHERE?
AND WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE NOOGIE?
It's the rub!!!
MY BROTHER HAS A STATION HERE.
YES, HE MANS TWO STATIONS AT ONCE.
AMAZING, ISN'T HE?
HE SLACKS OFF TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL!!
NORMAL FOLKS CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SLOTH...
JUST scraping by the bare minimum every time...
I guess it's kind of impressive...?
ROCKS?
IT MUST BE ONE OF UNDYNE'S INGENIOUS PUZZLES.
YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!
BE WARY OF ROCKS.
What??? Don't judge me!!!
My lack of creativity's making your life easier!
WHERE'D YOU GO!? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!
OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
So you found the room behind the waterfall...
When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there.
That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!!
I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
Nah, I'm joking.
WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER.
GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!!

YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!

I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!
What!!!!! That's a real thing!
A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS.
BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE AIRPLANE SEEDS???
OR, PHONES THAT CAN TURN INTO JETPACKS???
The limpity loppity leap!?
HMMM... THIS PUZZLE...
I'VE GOT IT!!!
TRY TO BUILD A BRIDGE WITH THE BRIDGE SEEDS!!
I'M HELPING.
There's barely even a trace of 'em now...
What's better than a benchful of quiche?
THE WISHING ROOM. DO YOU HAVE A WISH...?
NYEH HEH HEH!! I HAVE ONE!!!
I WISH I WAS TALKING TO MY COOL FRIEND!!!
LOOK!!! IT'S COMING TRUE!
WHAT WILL YOU WISH FOR?
What, you have a wish?
Add it to the pile, punk.
THERE ARE MANY ANCIENT PLAQUES HERE.
WATERFALL IS PRACTICALLY A HISTORY MUSEUM.
EXCEPT WITH MUSCULAR SEAHORSES.
HI?
Come on, don't act like your history's not COOL!!
This is where I threw all those spears at you...
That was fun!!! Let's do that again sometime!!
Come on! Don't fear the spear!
WATCH YOUR STEP!

UNDYNE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS GRASS FOR SOME REASON.

ARE YOU WATCHING?
Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABLES LYING AROUND HERE?
HUH? SANS ISN'T PLAYING WITH HIS TELESCOPE?
WOWIE!!! MAYBE HE WENT TO WORK!!!
WOW!!! AM I ALLOWED TO BE PROUD???
THANKS FOR CALLING.
Oh! I should invite Alphys, too!
ICE CREAM? THANKS, BUT I LIVE IN SNOWDIN!
THERE'S ICE CREAM ALL OVER THE GROUND!!!
that's called snow.
SANS!!! I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION!!
I'M FLATTERED HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ICE CREAM.
me too.
NO YOU AREN'T!!
I'll also drink it if it's heated up.
SOMETIMES, PRIZES ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE GRASS.
TREASURES LIKE MUD, OR DIRT.
DID YOU FIND THE TREASURE?
Well, if they fit you, you might as well take them.
Whoever wore them isn't coming back!
A BIRD MONSTER?? TRY TALKING TO IT!!!
OR YOU COULD PUT ME ON THE LINE!
I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD TWEETS.
(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
DID THE BIRD LIKE MY TWEETS???
Well??? Are you CHERISHING???
CHERISH HARDER!!!
ONION?

HUM HUM HUM...

I'VE HEARD A SHY MONSTER LIVES AROUND HERE.
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO OPEN UP...
YOU SHOULD ENGAGE THEM IN COMBAT!!!
How did her song go again...?
HUH!? ARE YOU SERENADING ME!?
OH NO!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!!!
LET'S WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES!!!
Maybe I'll play you something sometime!
HMMM...
THERE'S SOMETHING ANNOYING ABOUT THIS ROOM.
BUT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE MY FINGER ON IT...
THEN MY PLACE MY WHOLE HAND ON IT...
THEN PET IT AFFECTIONATELY...
Guess I've gotta find a new mystic artifact.
A MYSTERIOUS STATUE...
WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
AM I ON HOLD???
That statue's been here forever...
No one knows where it came from.
ALWAYS CARRY AN UMBRELLA IN CASE IT RAINS!
YOU KNOW. JUST KEEP A FEW IN YOUR POCKETS.
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF 'BRELLAS...
Those umbrellas were ASGORE's idea.
He says he doesn't want anyone to catch a cold.
Waterfall's underwater citizens couldn't care less, though.
HMMM? YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND?
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO ME...
YOU'LL MAKE THEM JEALOUS!
CALLING AGAIN...?

Have you reached triple digits yet!?

WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER.
ARE YOU IN THE TOILET?
ALSO, WHAT'S A TOILET?
Well?! Are you enjoying nature!?
THAT'S THE KING'S CASTLE...
SEEMS YOU CAN FINALLY SEE THE END.
SEEMS LIKE THE PHONE CONNECTION'S GETTING WEAK...
BETTER NOT GO PAST THAT POINT.
Don't explain it!!
That's ridiculous though!
GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!!
AFTER ALL, I'M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH!
HIS NAME'S TRASHY. HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
YOU DIDN'T THINK I DIDN'T NAME MY GARBAGE, DID YOU?
Oh my GOD! Don't make me tell this story AGAIN!!!
I KNOW WHY YOU CALLED ME.
I ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER...
WHEN THEY'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS!!!
...
I'VE SPENT TOO LONG WITH MY BROTHER TODAY.
FORGET I SAID THAT.
Wait! Don't quote me on that one!!!
HEY! YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE!
THAT'S TO THE LEFT-UPWARDS. LUPWARDS.
ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE.
NORTH: GHOST HOUSE.
EAST: TURTLE HOUSE.
SOUTH: TRASH HOUSE.
WEST: BIRD HOUSE.

Well, I think we should hang out with Papyrus.

REALLY??? CAN WE???
THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
LET'S GO THERE AND HANG OUT SOME DAY!!!
STILL WAITING OUTSIDE HER HOUSE...?
YEAH, I DO THAT SOMETIMES, TOO!
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SKELETON IN FRONT.
IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO...
UHHH?
Huff... puff...!
YEAH!!! That's MY HOUSE!!!
HI UNDYNE! HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST?
I ran.
WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!!
SOMEDAY I WANT TO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
SO YOU RAN HERE JUST TO BE ON THE PHONE???
Yep!
THEN YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING...
EXTREMELY COOL TO SAY ABOUT YOUR HOUSE!!!
Nope!!!
Hey, if you find any cool swords in the wreckage...
You know where to find me.
OH, THAT'S THE HOUSE OF... UM... UNDYNE'S NEIGHBOR.
WHAT WAS THEIR NAME AGAIN?
SPOOKY BLOO BLOO?
NAPPER HOG...?
They're incorporeal anyway!!!
SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST...
ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY...

LIKE SKELETONS!!!
VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM.
Don't feel like you have to live up to their cousin!
Just be your lovable old garbage self!
THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED.
BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE.
BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY.
IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE.
BY THE BY, BREAKING INTO A HOUSE...
THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT???
PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
WHAT?
Seriously, though, stop committing ghost crimes.
THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.
ROUND, SLOW...
AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???
EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
Cherish this ghost!!!
IF YOU SEE A SHOP, YOU SHOULD STOP...
DROP, AND ROLL...
INTO SOME GREAT DEALS!!
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A FIRE SALE!!
AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS FLAMES.
YET ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE.
Are you gonna buy something?
IS THE RIVER PERSON THERE TODAY?
ARE THEY?
That river connects to Snowdin and Hotland.
If you need to get from one place to another, jump in!
Look, that's all we got for public transport, OK!?

So what?
WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER?
I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP.
PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!!
Stop calling me from that creepy room!!
WHAT? MUSHROOMS? CAN YOU EAT THEM?
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T EAT THEM???
I'D TRY EATING THEM.
It's down south if you want to avoid it.
LANTERNS? UM, OKAY...
CAN YOU EAT THEM???
I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE.
Whatever.
HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER.
THAT'S JUST A GUESS.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE!
Do you have a monologue for EVERYTHING?
ECHO FLOWERS...
THERE'S ONLY ONE TALKING FLOWER FOR ME!!
NGAHHHH!!
I'd actually... Forgotten what had happened here.
You just let that poor kid drop to the floor.
Maybe you were just afraid.
But if I hadn't been around, then...?
That's when you ran away when your friend asked for help!!!
Though, who can blame you for fleeing from certain death...?
ME!!!! I'm still TOTALLY disappointed!
That's the WIMPIEST thing you've EVER done!
Apologize to your poor friend, OK, buster!?

BLOCK-PUSHING. KEY-GATHERING. TEDIOUS AGONY.

IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR ROOTS!
UNDYNE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN OFFICE JOB?
Well, it was more of a, uh, community service thing.
THAT'S UNDYNE!! ALWAYS HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY!
Uh, yep! Totally of my own volition there!
THAT'S UNDYNE'S DRAMATIC CRAG.
SHE'S ALWAYS POSING ATOP IT.
MUMBLING SOMETHING TO HERSELF...
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING SHE HAS TO MEMORIZE.
Going off-the-cuff... It helped that I... Uh.
Completely forgot the words to my monologue, anyway...
HEY... ISN'T THIS WHERE I CALLED YOU?
I HAVE A PHOTO- GRAPHIC MEMORY FOR PHONE CALLS.
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
THAT'S THE RULE.
Well, you're gonna END as my great friend!!
N... NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
OH!!! YOU'RE IN HOTLAND NOW!!!
...HEY SANS, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THERE?
don't worry. i am.
FINALLY, SANS IS DOING HIS JOB.
Wait. Papyrus... When do YOU sleep?
I'M USUALLY TOO BUSY TO SLEEP. WHY???
Well, I was just thinking...
If you're not using that cool car bed, can I have it!?
A WATER COOLER...? IN HOTLAND??? THAT'S WEIRD.
SHOULDN'T IT BE A FIRE COOLER INSTEAD?
WHAT'S A WATER COOLER DO, ANYWAY?

MAKE WATER... COOLER?

SO IT GIVES IT SPIKES AND MAKES IT GLOW?
Thanks for giving me that water, I guess.
A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT!
HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!!
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S REAL.
DID YOU TELL HIM?
But she's fine, right!?
(There's some strange interference...)
YOU'RE IN HER ROOM, UNINVITED? WOWIE...
THAT'S EXTREMELY CREEPY.
MAYBE DON'T DO THAT.
HOTLAND, HUH...
I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND...
WHICH, SINCE I'M ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES...
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!!
MY KNOWLEDGE QUANTITY IS STAGNANT.
THE BIGGEST ZERO!
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
Come on!!! Make your choice!!!
CONVEYOR BELTS EVERYWHERE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IMAGINE RIDING ONE TO GET TO WORK OR SCHOOL.
RIDICULOUS.
NOW ICE AND SPIKES, THERE'S CONVENIENCE!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
STOP CALLING AND MAKING HER SAY GROSS THINGS.
STEAM VENTS? WOW... THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS?

GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!

Huh!? Did you put on a dress?
ORANGE AND BLUE LASERS, HUH?
JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN.
BLUE MEANS JUMP...
AND ORANGE MEANS YOU'LL... SMELL LIKE ORANGES.
THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.
HAVE FUN!!
What!? What ABOUT this room!?
Oh, Papyrus. I can't stay mad at you.
IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU!
(PSST, WHEN WAS SHE MAD AT ME?)
Okay, maybe I wouldn't beat up a teacher...
IS THAT TRUE!? CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!?
HE'S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!!
I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!!
Let's not discuss this anymore.
WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION?
BUT SOMEHOW, HE'S SELLING HOTDOGS INSTEAD?
SLACKING OFF BY DOING WORK...
NO FURTHER COMMENT.
Seriously!!
THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101...
CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!!
Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!?
I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!!
SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT?
I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL.
CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE???

THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??

DID YOU DRAW IT YET?
(AUDIBLE WINK)...
WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
THE ROYAL GUARD PATROLS THAT AREA.
YES, LIKE SNOWDIN, HOTLAND HAS ROYAL GUARD MEMBERS.
WATERFALL DOESN'T NEED THEM BECAUSE IT'S GOT UNDYNE!!!
DID YOU SEE THEM?
I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE...
AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!!
KA-WOWIE!
What!?!?
...
What?
OM...
THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN STEAM THINGIES?
OH MY GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A BUS!?!?
HOTLAND STINKS...
A WHOLE ROOM COVERED IN VENTS? OH NO...
ITS BEST IF YOU DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING HER.
WHERE DID THAT TABLE COME FROM?
DOES IT BELONG TO THE MOUSE??
EH???
WAIT, DOES IT COME FROM MILK??
WOW!!! THAT CHOREOGRAPHY!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FRIENDS...
WITH A BONE-A- FIDE OPERA STAR!!!
WOWIE!
I WANT TO MEET DEATH...

WHAT? I? SCREAM?
SURE! I'LL TRY.
A. A. A. A. A.
I'M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
A.
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
I told RG01 and RG02 that if they managed to nab you...
I'd take them both out for ice cream.
I hope you were able to avoid them.
Cause I HATE ice cream!!
I ALMOST CAPTURED YOU...
WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM.
A HOT-L...
THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT?
Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too...
OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON.
A FANCY SCHMANCY RESTAURANT!?!?
AFTER TASTING MY COOKING, THAT SEEMS POINTLESS, RIGHT?
I BET THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE SPAGHETTI!
Are you treating us? Do they have steak?
ISN'T FRIENDSHIP DELICIOUS?
CAREFUL. LOTS OF HOTELS ARE INFESTED NOWADAYS.
THEY CAN SLIDE UNDER CLOSED DOOR HOLES 1 INCH HIGH.
WHAT DO I MEAN? YOU'LL KNOW IT IF YOU SEE IT.
(You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.)
WHAT WAS THAT???
So you hate this dog, but like weird talking flowers?
THE FLOWER IS MY FRIEND!
I mean, if having an imaginary friend makes you happy...

OH MY GOD!! HE'S NOT IMAGINARY! HE HAS A NAME!

What's his name.
FL...
FLOWERY?
Oh my GOD!!! You just made that up!!
OK, I DID!! BUT HE'S REAL!!
...WHY?
MY GARAGE IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU!!
THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LINGUINE?
LINGUINE. THE FLAT PASTA.
IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO TIE UP PRESENTS.
THE FLATNESS MAKES A NICE RIBBON.
IS ELEVATOR REALLY SPELLED THAT WAY?
Probably?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI?
RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA.
THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD.
YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE.
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE!
(The phone won't turn on.)
light sea foam green.
AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L2.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LASAGNA?
I HOPE NOT. I DON'T MAKE LASAGNA ANYMORE.
THAT GLUTTONOUS DOG ALWAYS EATS IT FIRST!
FIRST MY BONES, AND NOW THIS...

THEN IT RETREATS INTO A SHALLOW BLUE BOX.

COVERS ITSELF WITH A BLANKET, AND SLEEPS...
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LUMACONI?
THAT'S THE SNAIL- SHAPED PASTA!
SANS BOUGHT SOME RECENTLY.
HE'LL PROBABLY FILL THEM WITH HOTDOGS AND SLIME.
HEY!! MAYBE HE'LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU!
IT'S DECIDED!! L STANDS FOR!!
A HEART THAT UNDYNE HAS MADE NAUSEOUS?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? ROTINI?
THE SCREW-SHAPED PASTA.
I USED IT TO HOLD MY SENTRY STATION TOGETHER.
MY WHOLE STATION IS MADE OUT OF CARDBOARDHYDRATES!
BUT IF YOU FACE THE OTHER WAY...
HOW CAN YOU KNOW THEY ARE REALLY STILL WRONG?
Let's not get philosophical over the alphabet.
PAPYRUS? WHO IS THAT?
THIS IS... COOLSKELETON95.
SORRY. CAN'T TALK. I'M BUSY BEING POPULAR ON-LINE.
NYEH HEH HEH! ONLY KIDDING! YOU HAVE BEEN HAD!
IT WAS PAPYRUS PLAYING A SIMPLE GENTLEMAN'S RUSE!
WINK!
YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT.
FINE then! I'm not Undyne!
The name's... StrongFish91!
WHAT!? REALLY!? OH NO!!!
STRONGFISH!! PLEASE BRING BACK MY FRIEND UNDYNE!
Uh, OK.

It took forever to hose everything off.

YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!!
I'M A GOOD EXPLAINER!
NYEH HEH HEH!
PLAID TILES ARE...
The CORE is a huge tower of electric energy.
So I don't think your phone will work through it...
OH NO!
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITHOUT US...?
You have something you have to do, right...?
Well...
Even without words, we'll be with you in spirit, OK!?
YEAH! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF US!
We're counting on you, so don't mess it up!
We're not going to say goodbye to you just yet!
AND MAYBE A FEW OPENING BANDS.
THEY COULD PLAY MY THEME SONG!
I JUST NEED TO GET A THEME SONG.
We could use the spears as kabob skewers!
AND BONES AS KABONE SKEWERS!
What's a kabone?
LIKE A KABOB BUT WITH ONLY BONES.
JUST CURIOUS.
Papyrus, wait, you know I'm joking, right...?
OF COURSE!
EVERYONE KNOWS SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET.
(The signal is clogged with cobwebs...)
I'VE HEARD THERE ARE TWO GROUPS OF SPIDERS.
ONE IN HOTLAND, AND ONE IN THE RUINS.
SINCE THE SPIDERS CAN'T CROSS THE COLD OF SNOWDIN.

THEY NEED SOME KIND OF TRANSPORT.

LIKE A TANDEM MOTORCYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS.
OR A UNICYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS!
FANGS FOR VISITING MY WEB-SITE.
THAT'S WHAT SPIDERS LIKE TO POST.
HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE.
the sign outside says "lab."
LAB?
like... laboratory.
LABRADOR... Y?
DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE DOGS INSIDE?
i mean.
i wouldn't rule it out.
STRANGE DOG'S HOUSE...
WAIT...
UNDYNE, DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
UH OH!!!
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY.
MAYBE I ACTUALLY DO LIKE ANIME!
You don't have to say that, Papyrus.
MAYBE I'M A BABY WHO LOVES CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT, PAPYRUS!!
What!? Royal Guards are blocking the way!?
Then I'll tell them to...!
Well, nothing, I guess.
I already told them to seek out and destroy you!
And I can't just tell them I've changed my mind.
You see, Alphys showed me these animations about...
Uhhh, humans? So I can learn their weaknesses?
And one of them is about this human that, uh...

Well, suffice to say, they can control people's minds!!!

Surprised? I know your kind's hidden power!
Anyway, I told my crew that if I ever defended a human...
I must be under some kind of mind control!
And to disregard EVERYTHING that I tell them!
So, sorry... But my hands are tied.
By the way, that animation is really good!
I'm not going to tell them to let you by!
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
(Noticed you received a text from Toriel.)
Sincerely, Toriel.
(Toriel has not sent any more messages.)
You tripped into a line of Moldsmals.
A pair of Froggits hop towards you.
Moldsmal and Moldsmal block the way.
Vegetoid came out of the earth!
Vegetoid and Loox attacked!
A pair of Vegetoids came out of the ground!
A pair of Loox decided to pick on you!
But nobody came.
Chilldrake saunters up!
Icecap and Chilldrake pose like bad guys.
Icecap and Snowdrake pose like bad guys.
Jerry clings to you!
Moldbygg and Woshua appear.
Final Froggit was already there, waiting for you.
Whimsalot rushed in!
Whimsalot and Astigmatism appeared.
Final Froggit and Astigmatism appeared.
Defuse the extremely agile glass of water!

A strange parade blocks the path.

,
Glad Dummy lets you go.
That doesn't seem correct.
You tripped over some Moldessas.
Can you believe it?
Whimsalot and Parsnik appeared.
Eyes appeared from the shadows.
Looks like a real party.
Party from Hell.
UNDERTALE v1.00 (C) Toby Fox 2015
[PRESS Z OR ENTER]
did you ever take off that gross bandage...?
I KNOW, THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS DOESN'T IT?
BUT SHE FEELS SO HURT AND BETRAYED.
AND ANGRY AT HERSELF, TOO.
SHE SAYS...
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY...
SHE EVER LET HERSELF BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU.
THAT SHE KNEW WHAT HUMANS WERE LIKE...
AND YET SHE STILL FAILED TO RESIST.
MORE PEOPLE GOT HURT BECAUSE OF HER MISTAKE.
I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTATE.
HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU.
IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT...
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE.
IF YOU DO, UNDYNE WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU.
NOT EVEN THE QUEEN CAN STOP HER.
SO, UH... GOODBYE FOREVER.
I'LL MISS YOU, MY FRIEND.

SHE STILL BLAMES YOU...

FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ASGORE.
SHE TALKS TO ME A LOT...
ABOUT GETTING REVENGE ON YOU.
SHE HAS A LUDICROUS PLAN...
TO CROSS THE BARRIER AND BEAT YOU UP.
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IT'S NOT!!!
CAUSE I WANT TO GO WITH HER!
THEN I'D GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
EVEN IF I'D HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED!
AND KEEP IN TOUCH...
IT'LL MAKE OUR PLANS EASIER.
BYE!
AND ALPHYS' DISAPPEARANCE, TOO.
SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore and alphys.
You'll have to load your SAVE file, and...
Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Undyne?
So you went the whole way through without killing...
And then you decided to kill ASGORE?
What the hell is WRONG with you?
You COMPLETELY missed the point.
Are you trolling me?
Because.
No.

You are only trolling yourself.

What a waste of everybody's time.
All you had to do was make friends.
With Papyrus, Undyne, and then Alphys.
But you were too busy messing it up!
Hey.
Since you defeated me.
Interesting...
So, even with everything you did...
The outcome's still the same.
In the end, your choices were an illusion.
NOTHING you do really matters!
Hee hee hee!
...
Well.
You DID do what I told you.
I guess it's up to me to get you a REAL happy ending.
For starters, you can't do it by yourself.
Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys... these guys.
Are you friends with all of them yet?
Maybe you should go back and... "hang" with them.
The power of friendship...
That always saves the day, right?
So, killing people is ACTUALLY fine...?
Sure.
I'm glad we agree on the value of a life.
I've learned SO MUCH from you.
Though... are you REALLY gonna keep doing things halfway?
The amount of people you killed...
It's honestly DISAPPOINTING.

You IDIOT.
You really can't do ANYTHING right.
Why,
...?
Why?
Hahaha...
Is this REVENGE?
Making me watch you act so pure and happy, while I...?
Making me watch you live out your life, while I...?
...
No.
NO.
I KNOW what you're doing.
You just want to see what it's all like.
Before we TEAR IT AWAY from them.
Ahahaha...
Genius,
Well, I'll let you mess around.
I know you'll come back eventually.
And when that time comes...
I'll be waiting for you.
UNDERTALE
UNDERTALE the Musical
"FRIENDSHIP HUD."
TO HANG OUT."
THAT TUTU AROUND YOUR WAIST...
THOSE GLASSES ON YOUR FACE...
THAT APRON YOU PUT ON...
THAT COWBOY HAT ON YOUR HEAD...
THAT LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK.

GO AHEAD! OPEN IT!

RIGHT!
EAT THIS! MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!
Yes?
So she's somewhere around here...
Thanks. I'll keep looking.
Ha! Ha! Glad to hear it!!
Th... thanks!
WH-WHAT!?
Talk, to you? Hmmm... I guess so.
I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
MISS
Froggit doesn't seem to know why it's here.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Froggit is trying to run away.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was scared anyway.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Hop, hop.
Meow.
I'm sorry...
I have no choice..
Forgive me...
*sniff sniff*
I can't handle this...
Whimsun is hyperventilating.
Whimsun is having trouble flying.
WHIMSUN - ATK 5 DEF 0 This monster is too sensitive to fight...
Halfway through your first word, Whimsun bursts into tears and runs away.

You raise your arms and wiggle your fingers. Whimsun freaks out!
FILTHY SINGLE MINDER..
LEGION! WE ARE LEGION
HEED THE SWARM
IN UNISON, NOW
I DON'T CARE.
La la~ Just be yourself~
Nothin' like alone time!
Hiya~
Migosp refuses to give up.
Contains Vitamin A
Part Of A Complete Breakfast
Farmed Locally, Very Locally
Fresh Morning Taste
Ate Your Greens
Plants Can't Talk Dummy
Vegetoid gave a mysterious smile.
Vegetoid cackles softly.
It smells like steamed carrots and peas.
Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.
VEGETOID - ATK 6 DEF 6 Serving Size: 1 Monster Not monitored by the USDA
You tried to eat Vegetoid, but it wasn't weakened enough.
You took a bite out of Vegetoid. You recovered 5 HP!
I've got my eye on you.
Don't point that at me.
Quit staring at me.
What an eyesore.
How about a staring contest?
You rude little snipe!
Loox is gazing at you.

Loox gnashes its teeth.

Loox is watering.
i'm fine, thanks.
just pluggin along...
nnnnnn ggghhh.
oh, i'm REAL funny.
go ahead, do it.
i'd just weigh you down.
i knew it...
oh no...
Napstablook is staring into the distance.
Napstablook is wishing they weren't here.
Napstablook is pretending to sleep.
The faint odor of ectoplasm permeates the vicinity.
NAPSTABLOOK - ATK 10 DEF 10 This monster doesn't seem to have a sense of
humor...
You give Napstablook a cruel look.
You try to console Napstablook...
Y... you... really hate me that much?
Now I see who I was protecting by keeping you here.
Not you...
But them!
Ha... ha...
...
You couldn't think of any conversation topics.
You tried to think of something to say again, but...
Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation.
You thought about telling Toriel that you saw her die.
But... That's creepy.
Can you show mercy without fighting or running away...?

Can you show mercy without running away...?

Not worth talking to.
Burble burb...
*Slime sounds*
*Sexy wiggle*
Moldsmal burbles quietly.
Moldsmal is ruminating.
The aroma of lime gelatin wafts through.
Moldsmal has started to spoil.
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a different color, so it's a bit stronger now.
You lie immobile with Moldsmal. You feel like you understand the world a little
better.
You wiggle your hips. Moldsmal wiggles back. What a meaningful conversation!
Shiver, shiver.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Where's YOUR hat?
Your head looks so ...NAKED
Snow? No! It's hat residue.
I just looove my hat. OK?
Fine!!! I don't care!!!
What? What are you doing?
DUH! Who DOESN'T know?
My hat's too loud for me to hear you.
I KNEW IT!!! THIEF!!
HELP!!! FASHION POLICE!!
Haha! That was ACTUALLY funny!
Ha! Imitated it spot- on!
That's the best one in a while!
Ice Cap makes sure its hat is still there.

Ice Cap is thinking about a certain article of clothing.

Here comes that new clothes smell.
Ice Cap's hat is loose.
Guys, it's COLD. Does ANYONE care?
Why are we doing this? What a fail.
SHHHH! I'm THINKING, guys!!
Well... can YOU give me a ride home?
Huh? Did they ditch me...? SOME friends!
So, like, what are you even doing?
Hahaha! Say something else funny!
Haha! Wow! Drake, you suck!
Hahaha! Where do you get your ideas!?!
Jerry eats powdery food and licks its hands loudly.
Jerry sneezes without covering its nose.
Smells like....... Jerry.
Jerry is wounded.
The other monsters celebrate Jerry's disappearance.
Return of Jerry.
JERRY - ATK 0 DEF 20 Everyone knows Jerry. Makes attacks 2 seconds longer.
I... I...
What can I say...
What's the point...
So... Cold...
Yeah... I like my hair too.
Hmm... Hats are for posers.
So I can still impress you?
I wanted you to see me as cool.
It smells like frozen despair.
Ice doesn't mind its identity.
It's melting.

ICE - ATK 1 DEF 0 Without its cap...

You inform Ice Cap that it still looks fine...
(Wag wag)
(Thinks of food)
(Tiny bark)
(Pants fast)
Lesser Dog cocks its head to one side.
Lesser Dog thinks your weapon is a dog treat.
Lesser Dog is really not paying attention.
Smells like dog chow.
Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
Lesser Dog is learning to read.
Lesser Dog has gone where no Dog has gone before.
Lesser Dog tucks its tail between its legs.
LESSER DOG - ATK 7 DEF 0 Wields a stone dogger made of pomer-granite.
It smells like freshly- squeezed puppy juice.
Greater Dog is panting slowly.
GREATER DOG
ATK
DEF It's so excited that it thinks fighting is just play.
You pet the dog.
Tummy rubs are forbidden.
Greater Dog is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
You play with the dog.
SWEET
NICEY
RAD
VIBIN
applaud
nothing

boo
Look. Watch. Observe.
Sorry... for NOTHING *ollies*
Mmm, Fresh Sweet Haters
An arrogant-smelling wind blows through.
Glyde is dying, but in a cool way.
You do nothing. No effect.
...
SO YOU'RE SERIOUS...
TRY HOLDING THE 'UP' BUTTON TO JUMP!!!
NYEH HEH HEH!
YOUR BARBS HIDE A HIDDEN AFFECTION! YOU EMOTIONAL CACTUS!
DON'T WASTE YOUR WORDS ON ME!
DON'T...!
You INSULT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to accept your insult.
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to flirt back.
Is this funny to you?
Don't put any more on me!
Leave me alone...
Hohoho! Go ahead and laugh...
Get this off of me...
Thanks.
You even wrapped it...
I don't want your gift!
How do I know it's not a trick?
GOSHDARN TEENAGE GOOGLY EYES!!!
I WAS STARTING TO TRUST YOU!!!
Er... Those are real.
Thanks for nothing!

Gyftrot laments its lack of hands.

Gyftrot distrusts your youthful demeanor.
Ah, the scent of fresh pine needles.
Gyftrot tries vainly to remove its decorations.
Gyftrot stumbles blindly.
Gyftrot is slightly less irritated.
Gyftrot looks disappointed.
Gyftrot's antlers tremble.
GYFTROT
DEF Some teens "decorated" it as a prank.
You remove the striped cane that says "I use this tiny cane to walk" on it.
You remove the barbed wire made of pipe cleaners.
You remove a stocking filled with chicken nuggets.
You remove the shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' and points inward.
You try to undecorate...?
You remove the googly eyes.
You add some googly eyes you found on the ground.
You can't improve on perfection.
You give the cheapest gift of all... Friendship.
You give your remaining money because you can't think of a better gift.
Gyftrot refuses your gift.
Hey now. You aren't made of friendship.
Hm? What's that smell?
Paws off you smelly human.
Whine.
Whimper.
Dogamy is brokenhearted.
But you smell just as weird as before!
The Dogs already know you smell fine.
Dogamy won't even lift up his snout.

Dogamy just growls at you.

The Dogs are too suspicious of your smell.
(Smell mystery)
(A dog that pets dogs... Amazing!)
(That's not your husband, OK?)
(Misery awaits you.)
(Kneel and suffer!)
The Dogs keep shifting their axes to protect each other.
The Dogs are re-evaluating your smell.
The Dogs are practicing for the next couples contest.
The Dogs are saying sickly sweet things to each other.
The Dogaressa won't even lift up her snout.
The Dogaressa just growls at you.
It moved !! It didn't NOT move!
Will it move this time?
Doggo is confirming the moving object.
DOGGO
FETCH?
MOVING?
"Ice" to meet you.
Ice puns are "snow" problem
Fights you in "cold" blood.
M.. m.. macaroni and "freeze"
Do I really ...
Hey...
Guys... guys...
You have good taste!! (In jokes)
Thanks, you're all great.
What are YOU laughin' at?!?
Ha... Ha... Nice try.

THIS won't be funny either!

Is your flesh rotten as you?
(Insults towards humans)
IT'S JUST LIKE 'EM
HAHA YOU'RE BETTER
YOU NAILED IT
That's not like me...
I don't do it that way...
It's better when I do it...
Snowdrake is assessing the crowd.
Snowdrake is practicing its next pun.
Snowdrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Snowdrake pretends not to care.
Snowdrake is puffed up..
Snowdrake is flaking apart.
You boo the Snowdrake.
You tell the Snowdrake that they aren't funny.
You tell the Snowdrake that no one will ever love them the way they are...
They struggle to make a retort, and slink away utterly crushed...
You laugh at Snowdrake before it says anything funny.
You make a bad ice pun.
The other monsters think it's hilarious...
Brush my teeth? No way in heck!
NEVER do your homework !!
No bedtime! Only DEADTIME
*turns music up all the way*
Do you... really ...
I don't think you...
To tell you the truth...
You don't know my cause!!

Only Snowy can do that.

You ain't Snowy.
Stick to puns. They're better.
WRONG! Let's fight and die.
Actually ... Death?
Defiance can't be defied!
HAHA WOWEE
Where's Snowy right now?
Ha... Ha...
Nice try, laugh Picasso.
Chilldrake starts a one- monster riot.
Chilldrake is chanting an anarchist spell.
Chilldrake is eating its own homework.
It smells like "Ice" scented body-spray.
Chilldrake is wondering where Snowy went.
Chilldrake feels neutered by your agreement.
Chilldrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Chilldrake pretends not to care.
Chilldrake is puffed up..
Chilldrake is flaking apart.
CHILLDRAKE
DEF Rebels against everything!! Looking for its friend Snowy.
You tell Chilldrake it's all wrong.
You agree with Chilldrake before it gives its speech.
You agree with Chilldrake. It seems to get very uncomfortable...
You make fun of Chilldrake.
You make fun of Chilldrake.
bodypart
teeth and eyes
leg

SOUL
hand
Wosh u
Your SOUL is unclean
Out!!! Darned spot
Oops, I meant... scrub a sub-SUBS
Scrub a dub-dubs
Yuck!
Fresh!
NO. THAT JOKE'S TOO... DIRTY
Woshua wonders if tears are sanitary.
Woshua is rinsing off a pizza.
Woshua is looking for some good clean fun.
Smells like detergent.
Woshua is revolted at its own wounds.
WOSHUA
DEF This humble germophobe seeks to cleanse the whole world.
You reach out. Woshua recoils from your touch.
Woshua is terrified of your slimy body! It runs away.
You give Woshua a friendly pat.
Woshua continues cleaning.
You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
You tell a joke about a kid who ate a pie with their bare hands.
You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
Woshua's powers neutralized!
Shyren pretends to be a pop idol.
Shyren taps a little beat with her fins.
Smells like music.
Shyren's voice gets raspy.
DEF A talented singer, with a little help.

DEF That's Shyren. She's your band-mate.

You keep smiling. But nothing happened.
You give a darling smile and a little wink.
The crowd goes wild!
You wave your arms wildly. The crowd eats it up.
Ngahhh!
Bring it on!
C'mon!
Fuhuhu!
Ngahh!!
Urahhh!!
You're strong... But not strong enough!
You're a pain in the neck, huh?
You? Sparing ME? Fuhuhuhu!
How insulting! I'd NEVER surrender to the likes of you!
But even if I spared YOU...
Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!
YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
The wind is howling...
Flower pollen drifts in front of you.
Water rushes around you.
The spears pause for a moment.
UNDYNE
DEF The heroine that NEVER gives up.
You told Undyne you just want to be friends. She remembers someone...
Her attacks became a little less extreme.
Ngahhh...
Show me what you've got!
Do your worst!

What's the matter, scared?

What the hell is the holdup?
COME ON ALREADY!
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!
DEF This time, don't hold anything back!
UNDYNE THE UNDYING 99ATK 99DEF Heroine reformed by her own DETERMINATION
to save Earth.
You...
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
(Wait, is DUMMY a compliment...?)
MAD DUMMY
DEF Because they're a ghost, physical attacks will fail.
You tell Aaron to go away.
Mechanical whirrs fill the room.
Come on in, the water's fine ; )
Whew, I'm sweating ; )
Don't get too close ; )
Sure isn't creepy out ; )
I sure do love muscles ; )
Fiesty, huh? ; )
Wow! Spunky! Love it ; )
You'll change your mind ; )
CHECK all you want ; )
...; )
Ha, nice. My kind of humor ; )
Just the two of us, huh? ; )
Aaron is looking around, fearful of something.
Aaron is sweating bullets. Literally.
Aaron is admiring his own muscles.

Smells like an underwater barnyard.

Smells like a mussel farm.
Aaron's muscles droop comically.
AARON
DEF This seahorse has a lot of HP (Horsepower).
All of his attacks are harder to dodge at the bottom of the box.
You tell Aaron to go away. He agrees.
awwAwa cute!! (pets u)
OMG!! humans TOO CUTE (dies)
fhsdhjf dsfjsd dshjfsd
NO!!!!! muscles ...... NOT CUTE
hOI!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
FOOB!!!
Temmie is doing her hairs.
Temmiy accidentally misspells her own name.
Smells like Temmie Flakes.
TEMMIE
DEF Loves to pet cute humans. But you're allergic!
Give the Temmie Flakes? Yas NO!!!!!!!
Roar.
*Chaste wiggle*
Moldsmal is very normal.
Moldsmal is having quiet time.
Smells like a bait shop.
Moldbygg needs some distance.
Moldbygg gyrates reservedly.
Moldbygg seems comfortable with your presence.
Moldbygg has seen better days.
MOLDSMAL? - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a slime mold...?
MOLDBYGG - ATK 6 DEF 0 One size greater than Moldaverage.

You approach Moldsmal. Suddenly...!

You lie down. Moldbygg lies down too. Moldbygg understands life now.
You hug Moldbygg. Gross slime covers you. Your SPEED decreased.
METTATON
DEF His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.
HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU!
WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
ANY... MINUTE... NOW!
...(COUGH)
OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
You yell... Nothing happened.
Your phone's [[ACT]] menu is glowing.
HAHAHA, YOU WISH! WRONG!
WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS COULD HELP!
NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS CAN'T HELP!
WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WROOOOOOOONG!!
COMPLETELY UTTERLY WRONG!!!!!!
BOY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING, HUH?
TIME'S UP! GUESS THAT'S A NO??
NO NO NO! CAN'T YOU READ!?
Like, give us the soul brah.
Like, "you're dead" and all.
Like, prepare to die, right?
D... Dude...
Like, hands off the merch.
H-HEY, STOP THAT!!

02... this is, like, for you.

02... are you really..
02... I never told him...
02 seems to be bothered by his outfit.
01 is polishing his face.
02 watches your movements.
Smells like a military zoo.
01 holds his head in his hands.
01 stands still.
01 doesn't know what to do.
01's breathing intensifies.
RG 01
DEF Royal Guard member with shining, polished armor.
I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
Whew, bro! That human,
Put me under, uh, mind control!
What was I just saying?
It's all a blur, dude!! Whoops!
Like...
01 and 02 are looking at each other happily.
...... ... sigh.
...... heh.
...i won't tell.
...hello.
01... you...! ..!!!!
Sweat pours from 02's armor.
02 is clenching and unclenching his fists.
02 is shaking his head.
02 is striking his sword against the ground.
02 is coughing.

02's breathing intensifies.

RG 02
DEF Royal Guard member with stuffy armor.
Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.
I couldn't stop laughing.
You were repelled.
You pat RG 02's chest like a muscular bongo.
......
It's not like I LIKE you.
Id... Idiot!
Hmph! Don't get in my way.
>_<... Human ...
...H-human ... ...?
Eeeeh? H-human ...?
Human, I...
Huh!? Y-you sicko!
No way! Why would I like YOU
Tsunderplane looks over, then turns up its nose.
Tsunderplane shakes its nose dimissively at you.
Tsunderplane "accidentally" bumps you with its wing.
Tsunderplane gives you a condescending barrel roll.
Smells like an airport perfume counter.
Tsunderplane is looking away shyly.
Tsunderplane's body is smoking.
TSUNDERPLANE
DEF Seems mean, but does it secretly like you?
You tell Tsunderplane it has an impressive wingspan.
You tell Tsunderplane it has nice turbines.
You tell Tsunderplane it has a powerful rudder.
You tell Tsunderplane that you like its taste in movies and books.

You're hurt! I'll help!!!

Thunder! Helpful speed up!!!
Speed will help dodge!!
Ahh...
Does not help...
Oh! Ah! I'm helping!
Feels so warm...
Ahh! Tries the hardest!
Works hard! Works hot!
Ahh... Not... helping? OK...
Trash... rump... Ahh...
Ahh... So... LOVEY!
Hug... continue ...
Starting to get weird.
Vulkin is wiggling its weird rump.
Vulkin makes a smoke hoop and jumps through it.
Smells like a lava lamp.
Vulkin's cheeks glow with a bright heat.
Vulkin stands in the corner.
Little streams of lava come from Vulkin's eyes.
VULKIN
DEF Mistakenly believes its lava can heal people.
You tell Vulkin that its attacks are NOT helpful.
You tell Vulkin that its rump looks like a sack of trash.
You give Vulkin a hug. It warms your heart...
And your whole body! Ouch! Your DEFENSE dropped!
Nothing else happened.
Burn, baby, BURN!
Is it cold in here?
Hot!! HOT!! Hotter! HOTTER!!

BRRRR! What's the deal!?

Sorry!! I'm all tied up!!
Pyrope is protected by its winsome smile.
Pyrope is pretending to pull the fire alarm.
Smells like rope burn.
Pyrope wants more heat.
PYROPE
DEF This mischievous monster is never warm enough.
You blow on Pyrope. Its flames die down. Pyrope's ATTACK dropped!
You crank up the thermostat. Pyrope begins to get excited.
You crank up the thermostat. It's SOOOO hot!
Muffet pours you a cup of spiders.
Muffet does a synchronized dance with the other spiders.
Muffet tidies up the web around you.
You empty your pockets, but you don't have enough money. Muffet lowers the price.
You're out of money. Muffet shakes her head.
You empty your pockets... But you don't have any money at all!
Muffet takes pity on you and reduces her ATTACK for this turn.
...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider!
...you helped donate to their cause!
...you're a total spider fanatic!
Abra cadabra.
Alakazam !!
Tinkle tinkle hoy.
Please and thank you.
Madjick does a mysterious jig.
Madjick flaunts its orbs in a menacing manner.
Madjick peers at you with strange eyes.
Smells like magic.
Madjick's orbs are incapacitated.

Madjick believes you are a fellow wizard.

Madjick
DEF This magical mercenary only says magic words.
You can't get a word in edgewise. Its words dizzy you...
You think of pollen and sunshine.
Your confusion abates. Your DEFENSE increased by 2.
The destitute "Chaser Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
The intimidating "Corner Orb" was weakened by your glare.
The homely "Corner Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
Close your eyes...
...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... It's OK.
Knight Knight smashes her morningstar.
Knight Knight watches quietly.
Smells like stardust.
KNIGHT KNIGHT
DEF This megaton mercenary wields the Good Morningstar.
You ask Knight Knight about her day. There's no response.
You ask Knight Knight about her day.
You talk to Knight Knight. She hums something in her sleep...
You keep singing. Nothing happened.
Robbit, robbit.
Creak, creak.
Shudder, shudder.
(Thought -ful croak)
(Impress -ed ribbit)
Final Froggit knows exactly why it's here.
Final Froggit jumps ominously up and down.
You are intimidated by Final Froggit's strength. Truly.
Final Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Final Froggit stands its ground.

FINAL FROGGIT
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter.
You threaten Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its DEFENSE dropped.
You did something mysterious. But nothing happened.
You've seen enough.
Take your last look.
What are you so afraid of?
Finally, someone gets it.
How dare you.
That's right!
You dare defy me?
You've pushed your luck.
That takes guts.
...Don't pick on me.
...Pick on me.
Astigmatism gazes through your soul.
Astigmatism gives you a hypnotizing glare.
Astigmatism clicks its teeth.
Smells like glasses.
Astigmatism has gone bloodshot.
Astigmatism doesn't care about fighting anymore.
Astigmatism is watering.
ASTIGMATISM
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
You pick on Astigmatism.
You don't pick on Astigmatism.
You stand up to Astigmatism.
You stand up to Astigmatism. The other monsters are impressed.
No regrets.
I've made my choice.

Not this time.

*Shine shine*
I'm not afraid of you.
I've made my peace.
There's still hope.
Courage ...
Whimsalot locks eyes with you.
Whimsalot flutters silently.
Whimsalot shakes its head dismissively.
Whimsalot spins its weapon around.
Smells like nightshade and bleach.
Whimsalot's flying stutters.
WHIMSALOT
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
You leap at Whimsalot in a threatening manner.

Tick.
Swish.
The bomb is still active!
ANNOYING DOG-BOMB It's blissfully unaware of its circumstances.
EXTREMELY AGILE G.O.W. All things considered, it's an extremely agile glass of
water.
SCRIPT BOMB
DEF Like all modern blockbusters, it's full of explosions.
BASKET BOMB
DEF Even if you explode, you'll at least look good.
PRESENT BOMB
DEF Regardless, you'll have to write a thank-you letter.
GAME BOMB
DEF You really should have rented it first.

Bomb defused!
essay
Disappoint
Action
HyperAction
Fashion
Fetching
EatingGarbage?
Monster seems satisfied.
Mettaton has low HP.
Despite being wounded, you posed dramatically. The audience gasps.
With the last of your power, you pose dramatically. The audience screams.
You turn and scoff at the audience.
They're rooting for your destruction this turn!
H.. ha...
So I was wrong.
Darling...
You really are strong enough to get past ASGORE.
Well then...
It's time for you to go.
Don't worry about me.
I might seem like I'm dying now, but...
Dr. Alphys can always repair me.
And... besides...
Even if I'm not cut out to be a star...
I still got to perform for a human, didn't I?
So, thank you, darling...
You've been a great audience!
Speechless...? Who can blame you?
Well... that's concise.

Beautiful. Sometimes the fewest words speak the loudest.

Nice. You get a gold star.
Oh my... what a great answer.
Oooooh, you said so much about me...
I love how passionate you are.
...even though I don't understand what you said...
Beautiful. Why don't you write a book?
Nice detail... You're right, I do look quite nice.
Wonderful! Amazing! A+... I AM completely stunning.
Oh, I'm blushing... You're completely right, I am beautiful in every way.
Oh my... I'm speechless... You've completely captured how beautiful I am.
Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you...
G... GUESS SHE SHOULD HAVE WORKED MORE ON THE DEFENSES...
...
YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME... BUT...
I KNOW. I CAN TELL FROM THAT STRIKE, DARLING.
YOU WERE HOLDING BACK.
YES, ASGORE WILL FALL EASILY TO YOU...
BUT YOU WON'T HARM HUMANITY, WILL YOU?
YOU AREN'T ABSOLUTELY EVIL.
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO BE, THEN YOU MESSED UP.
AND SO LATE INTO THE SHOW, TOO.
HA... HA. AT LEAST NOW, I CAN REST EASY.
KNOWING ALPHYS AND THE HUMANS WILL LIVE ON...!
DOODLEBOG - ? ATK ? DEF Art lets your wildest fantasies come to life!
DOODLEBOG C - ? ATK ? DEF The "C" stands for "seafaring." It likes to ride in a boat.
The enemy uses a hypnotizing 3D-tush-wiggle attack.
Smells... furry.
The enemy is apologizing to its visions of the Reaper.
You say hello. They're a bit preoccupied.

You cough. They're a bit preoccupied.

Asgore has low HP.
ASGORE 80 ATK 80 DEF
But there was nothing to say.
Seems talking won't do any more good.
All you can do is FIGHT.
too many times to count
once before
twice before
three times
four times
five times
six times
seven times
eight times
nine times
You tell ASGORE that he's killed you
He nods sadly.
He nods grievously.
He nods pitifully.
You IDIOT.
You haven't learned a thing.
Hee hee hee.
So you finally get it.
So you DO recall.
In this world...
It's KILL or BE killed.
undertale.exe
flowey.exe
Hee hee hee. Don't worry.

I know there's no REAL point in fighting you.

The human souls would probably just revolt again.
So...!
Hee hee hee.
Well, let's get this over with.
I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending...
anyway, as i was saying, it's a nice day out.
why not relax and take a load off?
here we go.
heh, didja really think you would be able to
welp, it was worth a shot.
guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time.
Sans is starting to look really tired.
Sans is preparing something.
Sans is getting ready to use his special attack.
it's a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing,
ready?
Stay here with me...
You hear the melody of pulsating flesh.
Monster has low HP.
You hum a familiar tune. Nothing else happened.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You screamed out. But nobody came.
You flexed your arm. Nothing else happened.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread's teeth shake...
You let Lemon Bread be. Nothing else happened.
You cried as loud as you could. But nobody came.
Don't pick on me.

Someone finally gets it.

Ribbit ribbit.
Smells like a ,
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter .
But, it was already picked on.
Reaper Bird
But, it was already mystified.
You did something mysterious. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
Your hands are clean enough to eat!
You hum a familiar tune. But no one heard you.
But , already remembered its conscience.
You kneel and pray for safety. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
Smells like salty slush.
But it's not funny.
You call this a performance?
That's a shame.
Oh well.
Just a moment.
You'll be with us shortly.
Smells like batteries.
But your inventory was full.
AT DF Memoryhead
MEMORYHEAD
It smells like a bunch of dogs.
Amalgamate's convulsions intensify.
The Amalgamate's feelers rotate quickly. Nothing else happens.

You try looking away, but it seems to appear everywhere you look.
You'd give it a tummy rub, but it's not clear where its tummy begins or ends.
Amalgamate seems too tired to play.
Amalgamate is not excited enough to play with...?
Mercy is for the weak.
Something about the way you fight... It's all flooding back!
She recognizes your fighting spirit... suddenly, memories are flooding back!
Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, its memories are flooding back!
Seeing how nicely you treated its brother, the other Lost Soul remembers, too!
You asked the Lost Soul for help with a puzzle.
You asked the Lost Soul to cook something for you.
Somehow, it's flattered by this... memories are flooding back!
It nods its head solemnly... Seems like it will!
It seems like it's trying to remember...
You tell the Lost Soul you think that crosswords are tougher than jumble.
The other Lost Soul remembers this conversation, too!
Suddenly, she remembers... It's all flooding back!
Something stirs within her... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Seeing her remember you, the male Lost Soul tried hard to remember you, too!
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer butterscotch instead of cinnamon.
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer cinnamon instead of butterscotch.
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Something stirs within him... It's all flooding back!
Something about this is so familiar to him...
You hug the Lost Soul.
Asriel readies "STAR BLAZING."
Asriel calls on "CHAOS SLICER."
Asriel readies "SHOCKER BREAKER II."

Asriel readies "CHAOS BLASTER."

Asriel readies "HYPER GONER."
ASRIEL DREEMURR ATK DEF The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath!
Your items fill up with dreams.
You feel something resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something strongly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something slightly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something weakly resonating within ASRIEL.
SAVING over ASRIEL's file seems like the only way to defeat him...
But, having never SAVED before, you lack the power to do it.
!?!?
You called out to your friends with all your heart.
From somewhere, you felt their support...
STOP IT!!
STOP IT NOW!!!
Honk! HOOONK!
(Mime noises)
I love to laugh!
Send in the clowns.
Don't let them see me this way.
Laughter hides the pain.
Migospel is juggling balls of ants.
Migospel makes a balloon animal out of bees. Shape: Pile of bees
Migospel intentionally pratfalls. Twenty times.
Smells like bug-flavored cotton candy.
Migospel's clown aura fades.
Herssss
Ate Your Green Snakes
Parsnik's snakes shift to change hairstyles. Mohawk. Ponytail. Undercut.
Snakes play with a beach ball.

Moldessa hides behind its ears. ... arms?

Moldessa's face falls apart.
TRY AGAIN!
HOLDING MY HAND SO I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER...
NO!!! I MUST RESIST!!
THERE'S NO SECRET TO MY LEGS.
JUST HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE...
This switch doesn't even work...
Please press this switch. - TORIEL
Please press this switch too. - TORIEL
Ribbit ribbit. (How was your adventure?)
(It must have been difficult without being able to tell the enemy's feelings.)
Ribbit ribbit. (Finally, we can all remove these aging pink names.)
(Everyone gave you a big favor today.) (Try to respect that!)
(Oh, not you too!)
(... I suppose some things never change.)
hey there. this is just a little test.
I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING !
no. not today.
(Looks like cheese has a nibble taken out of it.)
I know why --- climbed the mountain.
--- hated humanity.
Frisk... You really ARE different from ----- wasn't really the greatest person.
Prove to me you are strong enough to survive!
Already?
What will it take for you to learn your lesson?
Hello? Hello? This is TORIEL.
My apologies. A strange dog kidnapped my phone.
So if you called, I could not have helped you.

However, I have recovered it.

And you are still in that room, are you not?
What a good child you are.
You can't stop looking at the socks.
(It must be bigger on the inside.)
What's this called?
(It's a snow ball.)
WHAT!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
(Shoot the opposing ship!) (You have just one shot.)
(UPDATE: AM I A ROYAL GUARDSMAN YET???)
You must have something better to do than read this message.
...then I'll still be able to sell to monsters, I hope.
If all humans are like you, I think it'll be a modest success!
Anyway...
Oh? About that piece I gave you?
...I never gave you anything.
So, did you take that piece of me very far away...?
Where's the piece!?
Ah, the barrier's open...?
You know I cannot move. Why are you telling me? To mock me?
Everyone may think you are a good person, but this snowman knows the truth.
Someday, your friends will realize your heart is as cold as my butt.
(You're carrying too many items.)
It's a pile of mushy snow.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK.
EXCUSES, EXCUSES!
WHAT THE HECK!!! THEY DIDN'T SKIP IT!?!?
i'm tellin' ya. everyone likes word searches.
I CAN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!
I SUPPOSE THIS PROVES WHAT I SAID.

WE REALLY ARE BOUND TOGETHER.

TWO BONES IN THE SKELETAL ANATOMY OF FATE!!!
THAT'S HOW YOU APPEAR HERE NOW...
EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ESCAPE.
AMAZING!!!
I FEEL A SINCERE...
WAAAAAIT A SECOND!!
I STILL HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
WHOOPSIE-DOOPSIE!!
TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET...
THE KING.
THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!
remember... blue stop signs.
papyrus... ... finds difficulty in interesting places.
i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh...?
that means you can't be all bad.
...you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
hey, why didn't you ask for help?
i was right here.
hmmm...
guess we didn't need your help to have a good time after all.
say, i've been thinking.
seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon.
here's some friendly advice.
if you keep going the way you are now...
That dog from earlier...? It's at Grillby's. I think.
After work, all of the dogs go there to play cards together.
But that dog doesn't really know how to express itself.

So, it ends up playing alone, instead of introducing itself to the others...

UNDYNE'S HOME, BUT SHE ISN'T FEELING WELL.
I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
IT SEEMS LIKE SHE CAUGHT HEAT-STROKE OR SOMETHING.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE BROUGHT HER BACK HOME...
BECAUSE SHE CAN BARELY MOVE.
BUT SHE IS MUTTERING ABOUT DESTROYING YOU.
SO THAT'S A GOOD VITAL SIGN.
IN ANY CASE, I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
SO, I GUESS YOU CAN RUN ALONG.
UNDYNE IS SICK, SO SHE CAN'T PLAY TODAY.
GREAT!!! BECAUSE SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE.
BEING READY EARLY! IT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU CARE!!
EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HERE TO SEE THAT.
HELLO, MY FRIEND.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO PAPYRUS TOWN?
HELLO... H-HOW ARE YOU, MY F-FRIEND?
I'M FEELING VERY NOT SUSPICIOUS TODAY.
HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE LATER.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M READY!
IT SEEMS UNDYNE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU.
SHE'S THE PERSON THAT'S NOT ME.
ALPHYS SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.
DON'T WORRY, THAT'S NORMAL.
YOU SHOULD GO TO HER LAB.
I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE NUMBERS TOGETHER.
WOW! BEING A GOOD HOST IS A REAL WORKOUT!
TAKE A LOOK AROUND!

SO YOU CAME BACK TO SEE ME!

Seems like someone was walking in circles just to make noises...
Come on! What are you doing!
--- huh?
(Your persistent garbage habit shows no signs of payoff.)
(Trash.)
Stir harder!
HARDER!
Left? You fool!
THIS BURNER ONLY GOES ONE WAY!!!
See!? This is how you The sugar is for tea, mmm'kay?
What? You wanna throw the spear at it?
That container's empty.
Well, see ya later, punk!!
Well, see ya later, punk...
OH!!! WAIT!!
This is sudden, but...
Can you deliver something for me?
Papyrus suggested that I ask you.
But he told me when I still hated you, so...
Uh! Anyway!!! Here! Just take it!
Well, what are you waiting for!?
Go deliver it!!!
Uhhhh... Oh, yeah...
It's addressed to Dr. Alphys.
OK, see you!!
Can you...
Hey, wait! Your inventory's full.
Uh, well, I'll be at Papyrus's.

Come see me when you have less stuff!

Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's bad luck...
Tra la la. Remember to take a break every-so-often...
Tra la la. Dancing on a boat is danger. But good exercise...
Tra la la. The piano plays the tinkling song.
Hmm... tinkling.
Tra la la. You can never have too many hot-dogs.
...sadly, that's not true.
Tra la la. The angel is coming... Tra la la.
Hum hum hum. Hum hum hum. I'm having a little concert.
Ah,
Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la.
I should have worn a few more pairs of pants today.
Tra la la. Tri li li. Tre le le.
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Friday
Saturday
Tra la la. Somewhere, it's
. So be careful.
Tra la la. If it's hot or cold, you can count on me.
Tra la la. The water is very wet today.
Tra la la. Humans, monsters... Flowers.
Strongly felt x left. Shouldn't proceed yet.
hey, i really respect what you did back there.
(You hear a small voice.)
Congratulations!
What's wrong with you!

Yo...
Yo! Ready yet?
Yo! You got us an umbrella?
You're the best!
Yo! You can't hold an umbrella either?
If you're walking anyway, I guess I'll go with you, haha...
See ya later!
Put up your umbrella and climb on my shoulders.
Yo, dude... I... I heard some things, and...
What? Look over here? What for
I KNEW you would come back here!
And! And!
You killed them because it was easy for you.
Because it was fun for you.
Shyren, who was just learning to sing...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
A teenage comedian who fell in with the wrong crowd...
Doggo, who always made me laugh...
Those two sweet dogs, who always took care of each other...
...were dead, because of the whims of a single human?
That big dog, who wanted nothing more than to play...
Lesser Dog, who wanted nothing more than affection...
The Snowdin Canine Unit had been completely decimated.
My troops and friends, destroyed... Is that fun?
just warning you...
so you don't accidentally follow me to my house...
you probably wouldn't like that...
i'm... working on a mix cd... make yourself at home...?
uh, do you wanna... listen to some tunes...
or something...

oh..............
oh............... mettaton........ i'm a huge fan........
..... oh, hi
human... i'll never forget...
that time you tried to destroy me... but... you failed....
oh... hey... you...
followed me... into my house...
...m-make yourself at home???
oh... you really came...
i mean...
really, i'm working... i don't want the boss to get mad at me...
especially since i'm my own boss...
(No point in giving it an umbrella now.)
Neat, huh?
I'm gonna run around in a huge field of flowers.
Maybe I could jump without hitting my head.
...I wanna... I wanna...
You wanna ride a train, right, honey?
I'll climb this mountain and...
I just want everyone to be happy...
Hey, I haven't seen you around before.
It's nice to meet new people, isn't it?
I... I don't know you.
Bun-bun-bun-bun-bun...
NO.
That...
She was just standing there waiting FOREVER, and then you just...!!!
X - Quit
Th-that last question...
He wasn't s-supposed to ask that one...

(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)

I... I just need a moment.
MILK, SUGAR, AND EGGS! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM ON THE BACK
COUNTER!
(It's a battery-powered forcefield.)
Wh... What are you...
THATHAT'S...
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A MOVIE SCRIPT!
OH MY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR MY LATEST FILM!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A PRESENT!
AND IT'S TIME FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO!!!
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE!!
THAT ROUND, BLACK SHAPE... COULD IT BE???
LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
IF SANTA GAVE PEOPLE BOMBS INSTEAD OF PRESENTS!!
REALLY THOUGH. A BOMB. WHAT A THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
THEY EVEN DECIDED TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU!
OH MY!
THAT DOG'S A BOMB!
Try to go for the one in the top- right next!
Great job! Head to the left next!
Great job! Head to the right next!
You couldn't even get one bomb...!?
Great job! There's only one left at the top!
Great job! There's only one left at the bottom-left!
TIME:0
SECONDS LEFT!
HURRY UP!
DO YOUR BEST!

SPEED UP!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
GIVE IT YOUR ALL!
I heard that they hate everybody.
...a certain stingy human hates spiders.
H... hey...
D... don't worry about it...
I can always...
I can always build a different robot!
H... huh? I... I guess this was the right way.
I-I c-couldn't keep the power off long enough...
No, no, we've got this, it's just a little further!
Oh my god... Are you hurt?
I... I'm so sorry, I... I gave you the wrong order.
Everything's going to be fine, okay?
H-hey, why don't you try to go to the right first?
Okay, you should be able to make it through here...
H-h-hey! You did it!
I was worried I messed it up there...
But I guess we make a pretty good team!
W-well then! Let's go to the left!
(This half of the door is unlocked.)
(The door is open.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(You just remembered something funny.)
Hi.
(Didn't work.)
Sorry.
I was originally going to stop you, but...

(The cup of water returned to the water cooler.)

(The cup of water was erased by a mysterious force.)
Why don't you try? Try using the console?
Wow? You solved it?
So we're all gonna go free...?
Does that mean I don't get to go to work?
Like, NO WAY you're getting by us.
But, between you and me... I think you could go through that creepy lab over there.
Between you, me, and my bro here, I mean.
I tell him ALL my secrets.
Hey! No loitering!
Like, just kidding. I don't care. Like, loiter your heart out.
You didn't tell her, did you...?
oh hey, what's up, frisk?
we were just talking about you.
apparently you asked to call tori "mom" right after meeting her?
Well, it was not RIGHT after.
It took a couple minutes.
frisk... i gotta tell ya.
that's, uh, not the best way to get to know someone.
IT'S NOT???
Papyrus, we've been over this.
WHATEVER, MOM!!!
Don't talk back to me like that!
Go to your room, Papyrus!
OK, UNDYNE.
Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go to your room!!
I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!!
Papyrus...
Why do you live in an icy wasteland?

THE RENT'S CHEAP.

Really? Don't you live in a huge house?
YEAH, BUT MY BROTHER PAYS FOR IT.
Where's your brother get the money to pay for it...?
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
So? What are you waiting for?
The sooner you get it over with, the better!
Hey, you sure are carrying a lot of things.
If someone needed to give you a thing, they sure couldn't!
Oh, Frisk, if you're not busy...
Ready?
(He leaves them in the kitchen and the hallway.)
(You'll need both keys to get through.)
So you finally made it...
come on. really?
OK! Y-you should... You should...
H-hey, aren't you gonna use the elevator?
I guess you can go this way!
If there wasn't a huge pit in the way...?
Wh... where'd this pit come from?
You should be able to walk across here...
Uuuh, I think... Umm...
...uhhh, you already s-solved them?
Awesome!
(If someone's there, they aren't answering the door.)
(You hear irritated groans from the inside.)
(Sounds like only fire lives here now.)
Seems like gardening tools.
Throne Room

(" --- .")

(It's just a chair.)
(It's a throne.)
The switch is stuck now.
Um, is it really a good idea to be getting a snack?
Well, I guess I really shouldn't judge you...
Uhhh, I mean... H-hey, go over to the right!
H-hey! Head over to the right!
(It's just a regular wall.)
(East...) (The End.)
(Get lost...) (And stay that way.)
(Why not relax and have a nice snack?)
(It's completely trashed.) (There's no way it could ever be repaired.)
(It seems to be turned off.)
(None of the buttons work.) (It seems to have lost power.)
(It's locked from the inside.)
(Rich history of Tem.)
(An empty photo frame.) (Someone's dusted it off.)
(They all seem very worn.)

It's a door.
(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
There's a hole here.
(It's a beat-up pirate flag.)
You're being kind of creepy.
I love how, um, thoughtful Papyrus is...
But what the hell am I supposed to do with all these bones?
PLEASE DON'T ENTER THE MYSTERIOUS SHACK.
YOU SHOULD LEARN A PRIVACY.
(You can't go through the fire exit because you're not made of fire.)

(She's waiting for someone to let her out.)

(The gems on the southern wall shine in a spectacular pattern.)
(It's a nice thing you can see the southern wall from this angle.)
(It's a drawing of a golden flower.)
(It's a painting of a cartoon bone.)
(It's a specifically-regular -sized sink.)
THIS ISN'T A SHOW ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS, DARLING.
THAT'S ON WEDNESDAYS!
What? I'm not gonna serenade you.
(It's a spooky old TV.) (Most of the buttons are worn away...)
(Though the channel changing buttons look good as new.)
(It's a twin-sized bed.)
(Small puddle forming.)
(Medium puddle forming.)
(Large puddle forming.)
(A small tree is growing in the puddle.)
(Inside the drawer is a silver key.)
(You put it on your keychain.)
(Clothes and trombones are shoved in haphazardly.)
X left.
That comedian...
The comedian got away. Failure.
(Yes, you read that correctly.)
hOI!! u shud check out... TEM SHOP!!!
yaYA!! i AGREES!! shud check... TEM SHOP!!!
Wait a second... Auuuugh, it's summer vacation!
Hey, did you hear? The barrier's opened up!
Now school HAS to be cancelled, right!?
Hm? Nice try, but your loitering technique still needs work.
There will be lots of places to loiter on the surface, I bet.

Of course, an experienced viewer like me knows CGI when they see it...
The barrier's opened up, so we don't have to go to work today.
I mean, sure, we're free, but it's the little things, you know?
And that's not even counting me!
Today, we all started as co-workers...
Who knows what we'll be tomorrow?
(Seems like the mouse hacked the safe and took the cheese out.)
It's so nice to have you over!
Why not take a seat at the table?
Sit at the freakin' table, you little nerd.
Maybe I can sell it online and double my money back...
From now on, call me "Jimmy Hotpants."
Oh, Frisk. Why don't you go see how Alphys is doing?
Since the flash of light she's been working hard to set everything right.
Ha-Ha. About time, huh?
But the hot dog guy left... Even though all of his stuff is still here.
...guess he's just too lazy to clean it away.
I wanted another hot dog. But the hot dog guy never came back.
(It's a pile of dog residue.)
Take your time.
30G - Bisicle
70G - Bisicle
Thanks for your purchase.
Just looking?
That's not enough money.
You're carrying too much.
Buy it for
G?
Take it.
If you're really hurtin' for cash, then maybe you could do some crowdfunding.

I hear people will pay for ANYTHING nowadays.

Nothing left.
Don't be shy now.
Careful with that.
You're a bit short on cash.
You're carrying too much!
Here we are.
Eh? You can't afford it?
Don't you have enough?
Emblem's meaning (NEW)
For the last time, I'm not taking it!
I wouldn't buy your chitzy garbage at knifepoint.
What's that? You want me to repeat myself?
Heck no! Your eyes still work... Go read a book or something! Wahaha!
SOLD OUT!
00G - Junk Food
000G - Empty Gun
--- SOLD OUT --000G - Cowboy Hat
000G - Mystery Key
Bratty! We're gonna be rich!
So are you gonna buy it??
You need WAY more money.
You have TOO many items!!!
We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW!
B.Pants Hangout? (NEW)
That Kind of Guy (NEW)
The till is empty.
Well, that kind of guy...
You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out...

All. The. Time.

Oh, uh...
Hmmm... Now that we're gonna be free...
Nope!!!
Yeah!! He should come look for junk with us!
But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll...
...be really super fun!
Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say.
But I was close, right!?
But don't you feel bad for him, Bratty?
Poor Burgerpants...
Think about how cool we are compared to him!!!
We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!!
His LIFE, Bratty!!
Uh, so?
...
Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!!
...so is he free after work?
SOLD OUT
The customer is always right.
Anything else you need?
What can I do for you, little buddy?
That's not the right amount of money.
You don't have room.
We don't HAVE any more.
Take what you want, little buddy.
Here you go, little buddy.
Don't worry about it.
Sorry... You can't take it for free.
You gotta drop some stuff.

Like I'm making THAT again.

Here you go, little weirdo.
Catty's Invitation (NEW)
Catty's Invitation
Bratty and Catty
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
Hmmm... Why not try selling that to the two chicks in the alley?
Thank you, little buddy.
So, uh, what time would they wanna hang out?
Everyone calls me burgerpants now.
But you won't, will you, little buddy?
1000G - tem flake (premiem)
thanks PURCHASE!
WAO!!! bag... FULLS!
no more item...
in fack... PRICE MAY ALREADY BE LOWERS!!! WOA!!!!
Congra-tem-lations!!!
yaYA!!! tem got degree in TEM STUDIES! tem can tell you all about tem's DEEP
HISTORY!!!
WOA!!
u gota...
s!!!
s... but i gota pay for colleg,
thas ALOT o muns... can tem realy acepts...
tem bak from cool leg,
NO!
G(thanks PURCHASE)
G)
yayA!

GREAT FRIDGE, ISN'T IT?

(It's a saggy old couch.)
(Complex manuals and children's books.)
(The bookshelf is filled with complex tomes about puzzle creation.)
(And children's books.)
(Action figures of many sexy robots.)
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO DATE ME...
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO HANG OUT...
YOU'RE TRYING TO GO INTO MY HOUSE WITHOUT ME!
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD!!!
(It's unlocked.)
HOW NICE OF YOU TO CHECK MY MAIL FOR ME.
WAIT, NO. THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAILBOX.
THAT'S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.
Usually one of those dogs chases my little Cinnamon around.
Here's your money back. You can pay me if you're going to stay overnight.
I think I've figured it out. ... no, nevermind.
......
Politics.
Too bad there are no politics on the surface.
Guess it was a good thing those teens tormented that monster...?
You know what's cute?
Those two married dogs always put presents under the tree for each other.
It's always the same. A single bone.
But every time, they act like it's the first time they've gotten it.
Then Papyrus comes to take his bones back.
Anyway, where are those two...?
Smile smile.
At least I'm not making puns.

Yeah, bring 'em on!

...who knows. Maybe we'll have room.
I guess the bartender's kind of h-h-h-hot...
Sansyyyy... Come back and sit with me...
Everything's so fun when you're around!!!
It's s-s-so quiet in here.
L-lighten up everybody! This is why I hate th-this place.
I want to be like UNDYNE when I grow up, too! Hoo hoo hoo!
Ehhhhhhhhnnnnn... I wish I had something else to do.
Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the...
Huh? Where are they?
Something feels really off.
I guess I could ask out Undyne. But I think she likes someone already.
i'm not hungry anyway.
And I've heard they have things called bathrooms.
Ice cream in one hand, sword in the other.
That's the way of the monster warrior...
Sans is interesting. He has told me about all kinds of incredible foods.
But, despite his knowledge, he always orders the worst burger off the menu.
(Where are those skeletons?) (I wanted to get a bone from them...)
(I like Sans.) (Sometimes he feeds us scraps of food under the table.)
(Then his brother gets mad...) (But why!? We're adults!) (We can handle it!)
Where's Sans... He's supposed to give me a pat on the head...
I was hoping Sans came in to give me a pat on the head.
Interloper...!
Where's that big lug? We can't start until he shows up.
Papyrus? Is that you? Come on...
Huh? Since when did you and Sans become friends...?
I don't like him... He loves to appear without moving.
Sometimes the others like to prank me. They sit still so I can't see them.

I wonder if that weird skeleton is an adult or a kid.

Yo... There you are!
I've been kinda worried about you since you ran away.
...but now I'm just kinda mad, ha ha.
If Undyne hadn't saved me, that woulda been bad...
Yo... Uh...
Don't talk to me.
Nyeh heh heh, dude.
OK, I'm ready when you are.
Yo! Where were you going...?
My parents didn't tell you to come here, did they?
You know where you're going, right...?
I was just gonna follow you... Ha ha.
Hmmm....
Yo, you aren't going to be able to climb with an umbrella.
...nothing, because we only sold one donut.
What's wrong with everyone? Don't they like spiders~
4 pairs of stylish sunglasses for every spider!
4 pairs of waterproof booties for every spider!
A spider baseball field! We've already got the baseball donuts ready~
A brand new bakery! Thank you so much, dearie!
It's all because of you (r money).
A vacation anywhere in the entire world!
Should we go to the tropics? Or a creepy abandoned house? We can't decide~
(Art club is cancelled!)
(Art is dead.)
Let's meet again someday!
But! Then he says!
Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand Glamburger!
Then he eats one! Everyone loves it!

...How does he eat it without a mouth?

Uhhh... well... Watch the show!
Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable outfits!
Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast.
Sorry, we aren't allowing any more guests at this time.
Or ever again.
O, k, k...
What are you doing with all of that water?
So now we have a private pool? Worse things have happened.
I'll be able to have a nice drink on the surface.
I'm visiting Waterfall from the city.
Me? I just like explaining things to passersby.
Mettaton hasn't made a performance for more than five minutes...
Talking to you about this... It's breakin' my heart.
My son... He was always making these weird ice puns.
I hated them, so he ran away from home...
I think I should try to patch things up with him.
Have you seen him? Have you seen my son?
Oh... Freedoms.
Feels... so spicey.
Hooray!
Surface world will have so many new friends to help!!!
Haha, ha ha ha. If we leave, no one will REALLY ever know!!
The lava's so spicey now.
I'm not saying it again.
I... I'm thinking of going to the surface...
Eeeeeh? You're going to go there too?
Idiot... Quit following me!
Besides Snowy. We have to share ours with him..
Guh huh huh huh.

Ice socks and sandals.

We all live in the woods, so no one can tell us what to do!
But now everyone ignores us...
I don't want freedom if it means no one's gonna pay attention to me.
Bahh!!! Nevermind!!
So? What are you waiting for!?
Geh? Who are you?
Freedom? What? Bah! You're pullin' my leg!
Part of me wants to see my new "brother" Aaron.
But most other parts of me... don't.
Snail snail.
(Good gosh, don't I look like a perfectly normal snail?)
If only I could see the world above.
But even if the barrier was open, how would I leave...?
It means... Don't talk to me.
Since you flexed at me, I've been thinking of a lot of things ; )
Like... Flexing ; )
And flexing ; )
You came all this way to see me flex ; )
This really says something about you ; )
First ghosts, are real, now anime's real ; ) All my nightmares are true ; )
Clouded Glasses
Temmie Armor
Easy to change, huh?
Save
Return
File saved.
Okay, ---, are you ready?
Howdy, ---! Smile for the camera!
I... I don't like this idea, ---

No! I'd never doubt you, ---... Never!

---...Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
---! You have to stay determined!
Psst... ---... Please... wake up...
(You found a blue key on the ground.) (You put it on your keychain.)
(You really like to wash your hands.)
(You turned off the sink.)
(It's an empty bathtub.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a red-colored slot in the center.)
(The red switch has been turned on.)
(The blue switch has been turned on.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a green-colored slot in the center.)
(The green switch has been turned on.)
(Click!) (The green key fits perfectly into the slot.)
(The yellow switch has been turned on.)
Did you really think you could run away?
You can do it!
Ribbit.
You've GOT to win!
We're with you too!
C'mon, you got this!
La la la la!
I'm so sorry.
I'm outta here.
I've got better to do.
Escaped...
Don't slow me down.
Ran away with [] EXP and [] GOLD.
(You threw the Bad Memory away.) (But it came back.)
You bid a quiet farewell to the [item name].

You put the [item name] on the ground and gave it a little pat.
You threw the [item name] on the ground like the piece of trash it is.
You abandoned the [item name].
The [item name] was thrown away.
The box is full.
You can't carry any more.
(Snow can always be broken down and rebuilt into something more useful.)
(This simple fact fills you with determination.)
(The serene sound of a distant music box...)
(Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.)
(You feel a calming tranquility. You're filled with determination...)
(The howling wind is now a breeze. This gives you determination...)
(The wind has stopped. You're filled with determination...)
(You're filled with determination.)
(A huge structure lies north.) (You're filled with determination.)
(Behind this door must be the elevator to the King's castle.)
Check Console Terrorize
Check Talk Devour Dinner
Check Agree Clash Joke
Check Compliment
Check Flirt Insult
Check Flirt Approach
Check Yell
Check Talk Stare Clear Mind
Check Compliment Threaten Mystify
Check Pick On Don't Pick Challenge On
Check Console Terrorize Pray
Check Turn
Talk Mercy Stare Hug
Check Switch Fix Lie Down

Check Hiss Devour Snack

"Monster Candy" - Heals 10 HP Has a distinct, non-licorice flavor.
"Stick" - Weapon AT 0 Its bark is worse than its bite.
"Bandage" - Heals 10 HP It has already been used several times.
"Spider Donut" - Heals 12 HP A donut made with Spider Cider in the batter.
"Spider Cider" - Heals 24 HP Made with whole spiders, not just the juice.
"Butterscotch Pie" - All HP Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice.
"Faded Ribbon" - Armor DF 3 If you're cuter, monsters won't hit you as hard.
"Toy Knife" - Weapon AT 3 Made of plastic. A rarity nowadays.
"Tough Glove" - Weapon AT 5 A worn pink leather glove. For five-fingered folk.
"Manly Bandanna" - Armor DF 7 It has seen some wear. It has abs drawn on it.
"Snowman Piece" - Heals 45 HP Please take this to the ends of the earth.
"Bisicle" - Heals 11 HP It's a two-pronged popsicle, so you can eat it twice.
"Unisicle" - Heals 11 HP It's a SINGLE-pronged popsicle. Wait, that's just normal...
"Cinnamon Bunny" - Heals 22 HP A cinnamon roll in the shape of a bunny.
"Temmie Flakes" - Heals 2 HP It's just torn up pieces of colored construction paper.
"Old Tutu" - Armor DF 10 Finally, a protective piece of armor.
"Ballet Shoes" - Wpn AT 7 These used shoes make you feel incredibly dangerous.
"Punch Card" - Battle Item Use to make punching attacks stronger in one battle.
Use outside of battle to look at the card.
"Annoying Dog" - Dog A little white dog. It's fast asleep...
"Dog Salad" - Heals ?? HP Recovers HP. (Hit Poodles.)
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Shiny trail left behind by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Dog-shaped husk shed from a dog's carapace.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Dirty dishes left unwashed by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Glowing crystals secreted by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Jigsaw puzzle left unfinished by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Web spun by a dog to ensnare prey.
"Instant Noodles" Heals HP Comes with everything you need for a quick meal!
"Crab Apple" Heals 18 HP An aquatic fruit that resembles a crustacean.

"Hot Dog...?" Heals 20 HP The "meat" is made of something called a "water

sausage."
"Hot Cat" Heals 21 HP Like a hot dog, but with little cat ears on the end.
"Glamburger" Heals 27 HP A hamburger made of edible glitter and sequins.
"Sea Tea" Heals 10 HP Made from glowing marshwater. Increases SPEED for one
battle.
"Starfait" Heals 14 HP A sweet treat made of sparkling stars.
"Legendary Hero" Heals 40 HP Sandwich shaped like a sword. Increases ATTACK
when eaten.
"Cloudy Glasses" - Armor DF 6 Glasses marred with wear. Increases INV by 9.
(After you get hurt by an attack, you stay invulnerable for longer.)
"Torn Notebook" - Weapon AT 2 Contains illegible scrawls. Increases INV by 6.
"Stained Apron" - Armor DF 11 Heals 1 HP every other turn.
"Burnt Pan" - Weapon AT 10 Damage is rather consistent. Consumable items heal 4
more HP.
"Cowboy Hat" - Armor DF 12 This battle-worn hat makes you want to grow a beard.
It also raises ATTACK by 5.
"Empty Gun" - Weapon AT 12 An antique revolver. It has no ammo.
Must be used precisely, or damage will be low.
"Heart Locket" - Armor DF 15 It says "Best Friends Forever."
"Worn Dagger" - Weapon AT 15 Perfect for cutting plants and vines.
"Bad Memory" Hurts 1 HP ?????
"Dream" Heals 12 HP The goal of "Determination."
"Undyne's Letter" - Unique Letter written for Dr. Alphys.
"Popato Chisps" Heals 13 HP Regular old popato chisps.
"Junk Food" Heals 17 HP Food that was probably once thrown away.
"Mystery Key" Unique It is too bent to fit on your keychain.
"Face Steak" Heals 60 HP Huge steak in the shape of Mettaton's face.
(You don't feel like it's made of real meat...)
"Hush Puppy" Heals 65 HP This wonderful spell will stop a dog from casting magic.
"Snail Pie" - Heals Some HP An acquired taste.

"temy armor" - Armor DF 20 The things you can do with a college education!
Raises ATTACK when worn. Recovers HP every other turn. INV up slightly.
Monster Candy
Stick
Bandage
Spider Donut
Spider Cider
Butterscotch Pie
Faded Ribbon
Toy Knife
Tough Glove
Manly Bandanna
Snowman Piece
Nice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Cinnamon Bun
Temmie Flakes
Abandoned Quiche
Old Tutu
Ballet Shoes
Punch Card
Annoying Dog
Dog Salad
Dog Residue
Astronaut Food
Instant Noodles
Crab Apple
Hot Dog...?
Hot Cat

Glamburger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Legendary Hero
Cloudy Glasses
Torn Notebook
Stained Apron
Burnt Pan
Cowboy Hat
Empty Gun
Heart Locket
Worn Dagger
Real Knife
The Locket
Bad Memory
Dream
Undyne's Letter
Undyne Letter EX
Popato Chisps
Junk Food
Mystery Key
Face Steak
Hush Puppy
Snail Pie
temy armor
Stick
Bandage
SpidrDont
SpdrDonut
SpidrCidr

SpdrCider
ButtsPie
Pie
Ribbon
TuffGlove
Glove
Mandanna
Bandanna
SnowPiece
NiceCream
Ice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Popsicle
CinnaBun
C. Bun
TemFlakes
Ab Quiche
Quiche
Old Tutu
Tutu
BallShoes
Shoes
PunchCard
DogResidu
D.Residue
AstroFood
Astr.Food
I.Noodles
CrabApple

Hot Dog
Hot Cat
G. Burger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Leg,Hero
L. Hero
ClodGlass
Glasses
TornNotbo
Notebook
StainApro
Apron
CowboyHat
H. Locket
WornDG
W. Dagger
RealKnife
TheLocket
LastDream
UndynLetr
Letter
UndynLtrX
Chips
MystryKey
Key
FaceSteak
Fsteak
Steak
HushPupe

HushPuppy
Temmie AR
Tem.Armor
FROGGIT
by Toby
Pondering Life
WHIMSUN
Still A Bit Guilty
VEGETOID
by Toby Temmie
Pushy Grocer
MIGOSP
Dedicated Yesman
NAPSTABLOOK
Zzzzzzz...
GYFTROT
by Magnolia Porter (and Toby???)
Finding Peace And Quiet
DOGGO
Believes In The Almighty Stick
DOGAMY DOGARESSA
by Toby...?
Still Thinking About That Stick
LESSER DOG
by Temmie Toby
Searching For Affection
GREATER DOG
Unaware of Life's Changes
AARON
by Temmie (reluctantly)

Still Flexing
MOLDBYGG
Wistfully Adjusting to City Life
WOSHUA
Inspired by OMOCAT
Normal Janitor
MAD DUMMY
Changed Name to Angry Dummy
SHYREN
Taking Piano Lessons Again
VULKIN
Strolling Happily
TSUNDERPLANE
New Student At School
PYROPE
Continually In Trouble
FINAL FROGGIT
Searching For Life's Meaning
WHIMSALOT
Fighting For The Future
ASTIGMATISM
Still A Big Bully
MADJICK
Learning Bowling
KNIGHT KNIGHT
Retail Job
AMALGAMATES
??????
Living With Their Families, Thinking About Sticks