The Mediocrity is the Message

P iccolo H orn in F
F lute Wagner Tuba in B b
O boe T rumpet in B b
C or A nglais T rombone
C larinet in E b B ass T rombone s
C larinet in B b Tuba
B ass C larinet in B b
B assoon
C ontrabassoon

T impani Violin I
T riangles Violin I I
B ells Viola
G lockenspiel Violoncello
X ylophone D ouble B ass
C elesta
P iano
H arp 1
H arp 2

Performance notes: Performers are to starve themselves for six months prior to rst rehearsal. T he
conductor must not be taller than 5'7". A ll performers should feel free to excuse themselves from the
performance if they percieve the audience to be too judgemental.
 T he M ediocrity is the M essage
Joe Chen

h = 30

Piccolo &

Flute &

Oboe &

Cor Anglais &

Clarinet in Eb &

Clarinet in Bb &

Bass Clarinet ?
in Bb

Bassoon
?

?
Contrabassoon

&
Horn in F

&

Wagner Tuba in Bb &

&
Trumpet in Bb

&

Trombone
?

Bass Trombone
?

?

Tuba

h = 30

Timpani
?

/
Triangles

Bells &

Glockenspiel &

&

{
Xylophone

&

?
Celesta

{
&

?
Piano

{
&

?
Harp 1

{
&

?
Harp 2

h = 30

Violin I &

Violin II &

Viola B

Violoncello
?

?

Double Bass