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Alternating Current
Boulder, Colorado
Onderdonkey
CEE
2013, 2017 Alternating Current Press
All poems and prose in Onderdonkey are the property of CEE and may not be used or reprinted in any
manner without express permission from the author or publisher, except for the quotation of short passages
used inside of an article, criticism, or review. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. All
non-public domain material in Onderdonkey is printed with permission.
Cover, back cover, and all interior photographs by CEE. Model: Jessica Marie Barnes. Photographs property of
and 2013, 2017 CEE. Used with permission. All rights reserved. All other graphics in the public domain.
ISBN-10: 0615784488
ISBN-13: 978-0615784489
First Edition: March 2013
Second Printing: March 2017
Dedicated to my dear friend and aide of many years,
Ms. Carmen Sandiego
(Shes sitting with me here, right now, by the way
but youll never find her )
Advanced Praise for * Onderdonkey*
, The prose and poetry of CEE is studded with nails, knives, teeth, and claws. In his latest,
Onderdonkey, the poetry juxtaposes scenes from the Alamo with scenes from more modern
times, while politicians bleat and war machines clank in the background. As always, CEEs
overriding plea is for humans to step forward and to think as individuals in what appears to be an
endless struggle against the grinding gears of the faceless, ubiquitous, sociopolitical machine.
John Berbrich, Editor of Dwarf Planet and Barbaric Yawp, Publisher at BoneWorld
Publishing and MuscleHead Press, and author of The Big Whole Thing and Mullet.
( The pieces in Onderdonkey are full of deep-lived societal insight from Mexico City to
the digital landscape behind the screen youre looking at. CEEs poems love the dead with
sidelong humor, just as all the best writers must learn to, in our multiple death-defying time.
Zack Kopp, Editor-in-Chief of Doggerel and author of Sorehead and Fire Diner.
*! Onderdonkey is a Texas- (or should we say Tejas-) sized boot up your ass, an
unblinking look at the world we live in and the world we humans have lived through. This is not
a mirror held up to society to show our flaws, but a big damn magnifying glass held up to the sun
in a desperate attempt to burn those imperfections away. This book may be the definition of no
holds barred.
Jeff Fleming, Former Editor of nibble, Cranial Tempest, and CannedPhlegm
and author of The Bones of Saints Under Glass and Shades of Green.
Table of * Contents*
Level One * 13
The Chapel (a prayer you owe the meanie) * 15
The Metaphor of the Death of Tory Lynn Darke * 17
You Remember How This Ends * 18
If Dawns the Zombpocalypse * 19
RAM 4 (Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Turn The Page ) * 21
X-CROCKETT * 22
William Barret Question Mark * 23
Richard Widmark Lives (the Sandbar Fight) * 25
Silent Enough For Heroes (SSSHHH!!! Youll Wake Them!) * 26
You Took My Job * 27
Internecine Warfare * 29
Santa Anna upon the Mount of Olives * 30
ATARI Longing * 31
Mirror Ball Over the Long Barracks * 33
El Grande Burro on Toast (Merry Christmas, again) * 34
With Apologies to Rose Bonne (The Halls of Ives) * 35
No Polynomials, Not Allowed * 37
Yes Keep Killing Me! Keep Killing Me! * 38
Samuel Colt places a call (3/6/1836) * 39
Hieronymus Crockett * 41
In That Fe-cal Rain! * 42
Coleto Creek Unquiet * 43
The Bower of Power * 45
Presentism is for people who cant face drugs (Surrender Tree) * 46
The Revival of Polk * 47
Take It! Take It! (bitch) * 49
(not to mention Marco Polo hadnt even been born) * 50
Countering the Counter-Offer * 51
from the Gospel according to the rich young ruler (Coptic papyri fragment) * 53
Wocka-Wocka Cowardice (Campus Arcade 1/81) * 54
Final Boss * 55
End quote * 57
Commemorative Texas Celebration stamps * 16, 24, 28, 32, 36, 40, 44, 48, 52
Carreras Old Staffordshire Figures cigarette card illustration * 20
Carmen Sandiego photograph montage * 1, 58
Author Biography * 69
Other CEE books from Alternating Current * 69
Colophon * 71
Acknowledgments * 71
Other Works from Alternating Current * 72
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I think Im neither
I think Im a man you never knew, nor ever, ever will
Who never saw the bullet coming
Even though Id seen it clear, there, in the air
Hovering, for thirteen days
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