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THE
RHINO
FROMCHARGING
Bringing Down the Rhino tougha none ofthe tables were
me herel taoking down at stop'
Stopping the Rhino is ea8ier said lough enugh to lst to the end ofthe
watch stmppd to his wrist h
than done.He may not do much, but gmans,"I m losin titue I iae, he contest,so they settled on an altr-
hek ve./ good at running through nate contesl. Red 10udo. prt'
can't be that fr behindl"
ph.as ihe following:
thincs, nd that's all that appers to
be on his nind. H ignorcs the hemes '$'c dccidedt,, have a chickn-.Ece.
(in fct. he'll isnore nyo.e nd any' This mjsht confusethe heroes.
Allow them to posetheir qestions, The lirst one to make it to
thing)unless they block his path. At Columbus Circle sins-bu! Ne
ihat point he sain shouts for ihem but before lhe Rhino can nswer.red
aloud or praph.sethe following: hve to .un tnro tramc the whole
to move, but does nothing to chang way. I got ahcad ofhim by goin'
You hear a fluny ofcar horns, throush Grnd Central Station
At first, attacking the Rhino is (that's lways fastr than goin into
squeling brkes.nd t lest four
easy;he is so intent on his charge the Theater Districtr, bul lhen you
fendersbeina turned into chrome
that he fils to notic nyone who is plated pretzel.Above the dirge, glys stuck your nosesinto the mix.
not directly in his way, and thus you her another surly voice Now lenne so, huh?"
offers no oppositionto any .tions. yelling,'Ifyo don't want to get
Once the heroescausehin any
hit, get outta my way!" Resardlessof wht the heMs say,
wounds though (not prticul.ly
Looking doM the street. you the Rhino leaps to his feet and begins
esy tsk), he tums and shouts.
"Leave me lone! I ain't done nothin' slirnpse the Jussernut smashing to run uptown. The Juggeaul is less
in the h@d ofa taxi cab before run- than two blocksahead.
to youl" nd continues his rmpge.
ning offuptown-also directly into A6 the rce continues.heNanator
The Rhino has no intrest in set-
the flow ofoncoming trafiic. can complicatemttem by introducing
ins involved in a fishi with the 'Ya
herces,voidins or isrorins then if eotta let me go.'whines the somunforesenelments:
Rhino. "He'6 in the led now!" .! The Rhino runs over car, trap-
The heroes,on the other hand, ping the occupantsnd starting a
Bhouldbe vry intreidin stoppins Though he is nxious to start run-
ning gain, the Rhino clues in the n A bystander,obviously busi'
this inaniac in his tracks. They will
likely focs their attentions on either herces on what's happening. nessnan, deDands the heroescler
He was sitting in hole'in-the' lhe trmcjam the villins have -
tripping, trapping, or simply knock'
ing the Rhino out. Nanat rs Bhould wall bar in Sohogumblins over his ated so he can get to his meeting. ll
feel free to thmw in inperiled ltest defeat (the Narator ay lhe heresignore him, the Narrator
bystanders every few blocksjust to either recap the most recent appear- cn si! the beiliserent oafenoush
ance of the Rhino or rnake up suit- political or economicclout to cuse
mke sure the heroes py ttention
to their suiroundings (even thou8h able tale ofa robbery son wry), troDble for the herosin the fture.
when in walked Cain Markrthe .t A purse snatcher,taking advan-
the Rhino has no such compunction).
Oncethe heroescauser0 wounds Jugsemaut. The two villains recos- tase ofthe nayhem, mks a grab.
to the Rhino, he stubles and flls, nized one another instantly (quit The heroes can easily chsethe thief
eyin the Rhino's casesince he sel' down, but the bruise.s hv more
sivins the heroes time t suound
him. Wlether o. not they choo* to do don rcnoves his suit) nd sat down time to wreck stuffihat wy.
this, read or praphrase the followins: to shre a drink and commiserte.A t The Juggernut, brely in the
few drinks later, the commiseration lead nd hoping to gain some time.
Wen the Rhino looks up, his eyes tumed int competition s an rgu- slms into a tmck delive.insjuss of
ment broke out over which ofthe vil wter to local businesses.Thejugs
arc filled with annoynceand frus'
tration rather than rge. "Wt's lains was the toughest. burst fron the back ofthe truck nd
ya do tot for? Geez!You'rekillin' ArIn wrestlins didn t settle the slart bouncing down lhe street.
mattr Though the JuAgernaut is
conlinuesan poge 6l
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DUNGEON
fHE PlllNO (con d from page 47)
t
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t
COLUMBUS
They are too 6mall t stop the Rhino
or the herosbut could do senous {----*----9:!=rP le:g
pr-ez,rf__l
injury to a normal humn.
t 4 HOTALI I
And The Winner 16 ...
The remainder ofth adventure can
take one of severl torms.
t Ifthe hcroes decide to let the = T--ITRUMP
muscle-boundbehemothsfi nish their -ffi"'" LJTOWER
rtue, the crng increases.A6 ihe
racers ner the finish, they care less
bout property or personaldamage
and besin c.ashing through store-
fronts nd restaurants to shve sec t t 6*s.. t
onds ofTtheir times. Th. heroes
ED S
should be civic'rni.ded enoush to at TI iEAlREl I
least mke sure tht the civilian pop-
ulation is kept out fhrfr's way,but
ifthey need a gentl prodding, havc a
police officer approchthe $oup and
beg tbem to do something. 2 5rsl sr. i
Aier th race,the two villins
f--lRADro cr'r_Y
walk offlike best buddies to find
nothr br in which to toast thc
I LJMUSIC HALT
DUNGEON
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