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The Holy Grail of MREs: military Combat Feeding 351 points (97% upvoted)
351 Directorate is working hard on shelf-stable pizza https://redd.it/54uzrp
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I hope this isn't from the same team that made their shelf stable
omelettes.
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That MRE was proof the military hates vegetarians and wants
them to starve.
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[] usNEUX KISS Army 8 points 7 months ago
Nah. I can live solely on spicy penne paste in the field. They Submit a new text post
have the best snacks too.
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[] AdrianIsBeast Army Veteran 3 points 7 months ago
95,067 Overall amount of safety briefs
Thankfully someone else has noticed. Always pick the ~81 Sitting in safety briefings
vegetarian meals cause they have the best snacks, and
always have candy.
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[] WIlf_Brim Retired USN 16 points 7 months ago Rule 1: Be Civil and don't be whiny.
Great googly moogly, those things were just awful. Totally < > discussions in r/Military X
unredeeming. That and the dehydrated pork patties. Gone and 327 36 comments
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I actually sort of liked the pork. No sticky hands, you could put
them in a pocket. Sure, they tasted like soap, but they were
convenient on the fly. Bonus: extra ballistic protection.
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Challenge accepted
-Army
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They'll taste exactly like lunchables that have been made with
cardboard and rubber.
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As do we all
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But hot.
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It'll come when they finally release the new PT test they've been
talking about for thirty years.
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We've got it up here... they are planning something crazy with it.
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Came here to say this. I read an article about once a year on how
they are working on this and I can't remember how far back it's
been since the first one.
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But yet that breadtangle of pizza was still the highlight of the week
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All about that chicken and salsa baby. Came with skittles.
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The pizza will be bad and unnatural. Bestiality is probably where this
is going if you're using a sex metaphor.
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Seems easy. Just put the sauce, meat, and cheese in one pouch and
the bread in another. Heat it up and spread it out like one of those
lunchables.
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Seems easy.
You are familiar with how easy things and the military work out
right?
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You see how fat everyone is these days? Last thing we need. Let em
starve I say
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