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for a reduction in the number of haphazard children burdening the intelligent people of America,
for making them social once more, and for making them beneficial to the public.
It is an unfortunate observation for those, those keen enough to notice the epidemic sweeping
the kin, that they are engrossed with the antisocial social media of todays internet revolution.
These children, rather than being able to socialize like adept creatures, take to their devices and
seek instantaneous gratification from their feeble, like minded peers or turn to antisocial burdens
I believe it to be agreed on by all people that the ridiculous abilities, or lack thereof, of addicted
children, those victims of this desocializing social revolution, are of a pitiful state in this country;
and therefore, whoever could resolve an effective, efficient method of ridding of nation of the
awful affliction of plague on our children should receive an award of the utmost significance.
It is not, however, my feeble intention to cure these kids of their state, but to rid ourselves of the
Having churned over my mental processes for many moments, I highly resolve I have found a
perfect solution. Not only are these children to be forcibly introduced to one another and be
made to interact, socialize, and like it, but they will be removed entirely from the presence of the
World Wide Web. The number of persons in this great nation I reckon to be established at
roughly 300 million, and those under the age of 18 is about 75 million. Logically, removal of
internet access from this country, already considered wasteful at best, will result in nothing but a
greater skill, diversity of knowledge, and practical applications for the children of our day, and
Once having forced children to meet with, interact with, and grow with other, they will begin to
socialize are leave behind their routines of desocialization. Some may say that the current
system of forcing these children to participate in a rigorous, team building process for much of
their childhoods for 8 hours a day would work, I beg to differ. How would a program like such
teach children to put away their devices and interact? It simply would not.
I would be simply foolish and daft to reject any option equal in substance, effectiveness, and
efficiency to mine. However, I would only merely entertain an idea like such if it addressed two
pressing issues. One of these is that of the reversion of their sickly, lonely ways and the
addressing of their recurring patterns. Secondly, I require this solution to reorganize against the
possibility of this plague affecting other subsequent generations. Seeing as there are no other