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EVENTS List your event free @ www.thunderroads-virginia.com
tidewater hogs, & GS Grifana Carshows, Inc. All proceeds benefit the from 11:00 AM until 5:00 PM. 10% of proceeds during those hours will be
children’s performance workshop against child abuse. For bike show/vendor/ donated to St. Jude’s. Must present your guest receipt to server and ask that
sponsorship info please contact Greg Grifana (703) 864-8488 or Best Western it be for St. Jude’s
for hotel info: (757) 428-5370
Oct. 24
Oct 3rd The Sherri Parker Memorial Poker Run & Bike Show
RIDE FOR PINK Driver, VA. TAMA Sponsored event. In Conjunction with “Driver Days Fall
Virginia Beach, VA To benefit The Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Festival.” Benefiting the Sherri Parker Memorial Fund, Inc., the Driver
Ride registration is at Diesel, 1375 Oceana Blvd, VB, 9-11am- (breakfast at Volunteer Fire Dept. and the Humane Society. Poker Run Registration 9:30-
Boneshakers, 1297 General Booth Blvd, VB and Diesel)- 11:15am riders leave 11:30 at Bayside Harley Davidson Portsmouth. Bike Show Registration 12:00-
for the Virginia Beach Resort Hotel and Conference Center, 2800 Shore Drive 2:00 in Driver. Rain Date Oct. 31. Contact Holly Hoffler at 757-538-3944
VB...on the Beach. Festivities include - Live Band, Food, Discounted Drinks,
Live Auction, Harley Dyna Street-Bob Motorcycle Raffle at 5:00pm! Party Oct 30th
continues across the street at Hot Tuna. For further details contact Phyllis or Halloween Open House & Fashion Show
Mike Davis at (757) 679-7999 or (757) 472-8885. Fort Washington, MD Make sure to come out to Harley-Davidson of
Washington, DC’s Halloween Open House and Fashion Show! Costume
Oct 9th contest with cash prizes, candy for the kids, fashion show, sales and much
Blue Heron Restaurant Bike Day more! Located in Fort Washington, MD. www.hdwash.com
Charles City, VA Blue Heron Restaurant(Rivers Rest Marina 9100 Wilcox
Neck Rd. Charles City,Va) and Capital City Chapter #165 of Southern Cruisers Nov 7th
Riding Club are hosting a Bike Day to benefit St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. Special Ops Warrior Foundation Poker Run
Oct 9th from 11:00 AM until 5:00 PM. 10% of proceeds during those hours will
Portsmouth, VA Special Operations Warrior Foundation Poker Run will
be donated to St. Jude’s. Must present your guest receipt to server and ask
benefit fallen troops in the Special Ops families. Puts the kids in college.
that it be for St. Jude’s
Ride starts at (am at Bayside Harley in Portsmouth,Va and runs thru three
Oct 10th tunnels to end up at Rodger Browns Sports Bar in Portsmouth,Va. Coffee
Dirt Drags @ Slade’s Park and doughnuts, commemorative t-shirts for the first hundred riders, patchs
Surry, VA Gates open 9 a.m. Admission $15, kids under 10 not racing are and pins, Will have door prizes, 50/50 and auction. To find out more about the
FREE. Free vendor setup - please call 1st. Trophies & Cash-All Classes. Top organization go to http://www.Specialoperationswarriorfoundation.com and
Fuel at it’s Best-Pro Gas/Dirt Bikes. No Colors - No Glass - No Dogs!!! For info for info on ride contact Bettye at gemlady7788@hotmail.com or 237-2309. All
call Joe Brookman (804)221-3959. Rain date Oct 17th wheels welcome and would love your support for the families of these troops.
Oct 16th
Famous Dave’s Bike Day
Glen Allen, VA Famous Dave’s (Va Center Commons) 10085 Brook Road
Glen Allen,Va. and Capital City Chapter #165 of Southern Cruisers Riding
Club are hosting a Bike Day to benefit St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. Oct 16th
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Love, Hank
ABATE of Virginia Christian Motorcyclist Association Northern Virginia Chapter 348 www.
welcomes all riders to join in the fight to protect your rights. No matter what you nvcrcma.com NVCR meets 3rd Sat each month @ Old Country Buffet in Manassas
ride, we want YOU! For more information contact Sharon Keaton at 540-937-3924 @ 9:00 am, President – Rick Saunders, nvcrmail@msn.com Richmond, Va.
or CulpeperSharon@Gmail.com. Stay on top of the latest ABATE news and events 23230. Mike Walton, President (804) 514-9123 meetings come out and ride with
by visiting www.ABATEofVA.com. us anyway. It’s not about the meetings. For more information on meetings or rides
please contact our chapter president, Mark Johnson, at president@star440.org or
ABATE Coalfield Riders Chapter ( Grundy , VA ) meets 7PM every 2nd
go the www.star440.org
Saturday at Caleb & Melissa's garage, Deel Fork, Grundy , VA 24614-9600 .
Everyone Welcome. For more information contact Steve Stacy at 276-935-2484 or
SStacy@eqt.com Moose Riders District 8
Meetings 1st Monday of Month. Contact Bubba @ 804-691-7671. Email:
ABATE Culpeper Chapter ( Culpeper , VA ) kimandbubba1@verizon.net or Jeff @ 804-892-3346 Email: hawgdawgrose@
meets 7PM every 2nd Thursday at Hazel River Pub, 105 E Davis St, Culpeper , VA wmconnect.com
22701. Everyone Welcome. For more information contact Tim Dalman at 540-219-
6366 or TimDalman@comcast.net TAMA – Tidewater Albemarle Motorcycle Association. ALL clubs or any
organization that hosts rides/events are welcome to attend. Come out & meet
ABATE 1st Capitol Chapter meets the 1st Sunday of every month at the some good people from all around the area. We’re all working together so that
Williamsburg Moose Lodge (5429 Richmond Road, Williamsburg, VA 23188) NOT
each one our rides/events can be scheduled not to conflict with others & then
at Beachcombers in Yorktown.
we can all have a successful turnout. Our meetings are held @ 7PM on the 3rd
ABATE Iron Horse Calvary Chapter ( Lynchburg , VA) meets 7PM every 1st Thursday of every month (except December) at the Golden Corral, on the corner of
Tuesday at Mary Jane's Café, 826 Kemper St, Lynchburg , VA 24502-3250. Volvo Pkwy & Battlefield Blvd in Chesapeake, VA. www.tamaevents.com
Everyone Welcome. For more information contact Tronco at 434-993-3197 or
EvoTronco1@wmconnect.com The Sons of God Motorcycle Club Ministry® made up of Christian Bikers who
share a vision of spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ with other bikers.
ABATE Lonesome Pine Chapter (Wise, VA) We hold bible study every Monday evening. For more information call TJ
meets 6:30PM every 1st Tuesday at Mosby's Restaurant, 205 Ridgeview Rd, Wise (757) 819-3362, Thing (757) 621-4891 or Grape Ape (757) 831-1294. or visit
, VA 24293. Everyone Welcome. For more information contact Shag Mead at 276- our website at www.sonsofgodmc.org
565-4541 or ShageDawg@hotmail.com
ABATE Mason-Dixon Chapter ( Fairfax , VA ) Veterans First, Inc. Chapter 1 Richmond, VA- Non-profit org. whose mission is to
meets 8PM every 2nd and 4th Tuesday at John's Place, 11104 Lee Hwy, Fairfax , assist our homeless veterans back into the mainstream of daily living. Meetings
VA 22030-5005. Everyone Welcome. For more information contact Bob Seoane at are held every 2nd Sunday of the month at 12:00 pm, VFW Post 6364, 6502
703-206-0571or NightTommy2@yahoo.com Dickens Place, Henrico, VA. www.veteransfirstinc.org Tigger Mabry, Founder (804)
305-1953.
ABATE Olde Dominion Chapter ( Falls Church , VA )
meets 8PM every 1st Monday at JVs Restaurant, 6666 Arlington Blvd, Falls Church Virginia Freedom Riders - Riders Against Constitutional Erosion (VFR-
, VA 22042-2145. Everyone Welcome. For more information contact Tank Fortner at R.A.C.E.) exists as a grassroots State Motorcycle Rights Organization (SMRO)
703-309-7197 or KeviRF80@aol.com dedicated to protecting and restoring motorcyclists personal freedoms, liberties and
individual rights. email: membership@vfr-race.com. Website:vfr-race.com
ABATE River City Chapter ( Richmond , VA )
'No meetings, just action!' For more information contact Steve Skeens at 804-389-
8293 or HawgSke@msn.com
Biker
ABATE Virginia Cruisers Chapter ( Hampton , VA )
meets 1PM every 1st Sunday at Mugzy's Grill, 1312 E. Pembroke Ave, Hampton,
VA. Everyone welcome. For more information contact Pete Bulgart at 757-870-
1517 or John at abateregion3@yahoo.com.
Pals
Beacons/Christian Motorcycle Association - Meetings: 2nd Monday of each
month, Piccadilly Cafeteria, Military Hwy, 6-8 PM. Monthly ride: 4th Saturday of
each month, depart from Shoney’s on Indian River Rd. Check our website for ride
times and more information: http://cmaner5.org/VA/BEACONSOFTIDEWATER or
contact President Lenny Stowell at (757) 420-4411 or lenandtwogirls@yahoo.com
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“Squiggy” and his wife, Joletta, are having hard financial times, so This morning on Hwy. 12, I looked over to my left and there was a
they decide she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next
so “Squig” says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for
him a hundred bucks. If you’ve got a question, I’ll be parked around a couple seconds...to continue shaving; and when I looked back
the corner.” She’s not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a
says, “How much? Joletta says, “A hundred dollars.” Guy says man, I don’t scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my
“Dang, All I’ve got is thirty.” She says, ”Hold on.” She runs back to electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In
Squiggy and says, “What can he get for thirty dollars?” Squig pon- all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
ders and says, “A hand job”. She runs back and tells the guy all he against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from
gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay, so she gets in the my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs! splashed and
car, he unzips his pants, and out pops an astonishing HUGE pecker. burned “Big Jim and the Twins”, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
Joletta stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.” trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, “Squig, you
reckon you can you lend this guy seventy bucks?”. Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin’ around when she hollers out....”Pa!
You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became nuthin’ wrong with the outhouse.” Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They git out there and fix it.” So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin’ wrong with the
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he outhouse! “ Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!” Pa yells back,
noticed that her sandwich wasn’t a chicken sandwich. He said, “Hey, “I ain’t stickin’ my head in that hole!” Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur
how come you’re not eating chicken, don’t you like it anymore?” head in the hole to see what to fix.” So with that, Pa sticks his head
She said “I love it but I have to stop eating it.” “Why?” he asked. She in the hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin’
pointed to her lap and said “Cause I’m starting to grow little feathers wrong with this outhouse!” Ma hollers back, “Now take your head
down there!”. “Let me see” he said. “Okay”, and she pulled up her out of the hole!” Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then
skirt. He looked and said, “That’s right. You are! Better not eat any starts yelling, “Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet
more chicken.” He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day seat!” To which Ma replies, “Hurt’s, don’t it ?!”
he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, “I have to stop eat-
ing chicken sandwiches, I’m starting to get feathers down there too!” When little Tony Soprano returned home from elementary school,
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She in his youth, he told his Dad he got an F in math. “Why?” asks the
raised her eyebrow at him and said “Oh my, it’s way too late for you! father? “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2x3’, I said “6’”, replies
You’ve already got the neck and the gizzards.” Tony. “But that’s right!” says his dad. “Yeah, but then she asked
me “How much is 3x2?’” “What’s the f***ing difference?” asks the
The football coach noticed that his star tackle, “Boner”, had so many father. “That’s what I said!”, little Tony yells.
women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them.
So one day he asked Boner “Just what the hell is your secret, kid?” A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tick-
Boner replies, “Well, Coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always ets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and
whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....
it up, and I can screw ‘em till they beg me to stop!” The coach went she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”
home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in
the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
and started bangin’ the hell out of his “wanker” on the dresser. His very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything
wife stuck her head out of the shower and yells out, “That you Boner,, you want.” So, he tied her up and went for a ride on his Harley.
baby?”
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It’s a fact: Alcohol affects your riding skills.
Riding a motorcycle takes coordination, balance, and, most
important, good judgment. Alcohol, more than any other Bird Feeder
single factor, can rob you of your ability to think clearly and
ride safely. I bought a bird feeder,
hung it on my back porch
and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird
feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of
birds taking advantage of
the continuous flow of free
and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
building nests in the
boards of the patio, above
the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop.
It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb
me and try to peck me even though I had Fed them out of my
own pocket.
And others birds were boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours
of the day and night and demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food. After a while, I couldn’t even
Sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird
feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up
their mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .... Quiet,
serene.... And no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see. Our government gives out free food,
subsidized housing, free medical care and free education,
and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency
room doctor; your
child’s second grade
class is behind other
schools because
over half the class
doesn’t speak
english.
Corn flakes now
come in a bilingual
box; I have to
‘Press one ‘ to hear
my bank talk to
me in english, and
people waving flags
other than ‘old glory’
are
Squawking and
screaming in the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties. Maybe it’s time for our
government to take down the bird feeder.
THUNDER ROADS MAGAZINE 34
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Shenandoah Harley-Davidson June 12th & 13th, 2010
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special guests, Swamp DaWamp. The fun continued on Sunday with a fantastic Bike Show & special tribute to our
military with honors to POWs. Live music kept the crowds rockin’ with the Sweetwater Band & Southern Company. More
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