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JOE
SIMON
Absolute mess!
JOE
And you mentioned earlier that you had left all the doors locked?
SIMON
JOE
SIMON
JOE
Very much so. If youre just joining us now, were here with guest
speaker Simon Kingsley with the story of several strange,
unexplainable incidents and hes just told us the first paranormal
experience of his haunted history. Continue Simon.
SIMON
Well
JOE
Im sorry Simon but we have to take a quick break well be back in
just a moment.
TXT
HAUNTED HISTORIES
JOE
SIMON
SIMON (VO)
SIMON comes into house and sees open TV. Remote is on back of couch
and he turns off the TV.
SIMON is brushing his teeth when he comes into the room to see the
TV on again. He looks shocked.
JOE
SIMON
A few times, yeh. I had even gotten in a repair man to see what was
happening but as I suspected, there was nothing wrong with it.
JOE
(deeply)
Fascinating!
SIMON
Isnt it? And its little things also, like just sometimes Ill hear
the toilet flush on its own,
SIMON (VO)
SIMON (VO)
And a few weekends ago I had gone away and when I got back the wall
in the lounge had changed colour
JOE
SIMON
CROWD
(murmurs)
SIMON (VO)
SIMON gets up, grabs his baseball bat and goes to turn on the light
but it doesnt work. He slowly opens the door to the corridor and he
can hear the wailing once again. He looks in that direction but sees
nothing. Then out of the shadows a dark figure stumbling towards
him, moaning and groaning! Barely being able to see, SIMON swings
his baseball bat and hits something. He drops it and runs out of the
house, and into the street.
JOE
SIMON
JOE
SIMON
Honestly, Joe, I had never been more afraid in my life. I mean why
me? I dont understand, is it the house?
JOE
Well, Simon although weve heard nothing quite like this on the show
before, I could say that based on past judgement, supernatural
forces seem to target one house for many different reasons. We
suspect one reason is that the house is a cross dimensional portal,
if you will, and can leak through parts of our world with another
world.
SIMON
JOE
Well not so fast Simon you cant simply assume we help anyone who
comes on the show wed have hundreds of cases. No, no, you see we
get the viewing audience to take your story into consideration and
vote your story serious or insignificant and if they think its a
serious matter, we will organise a team of paranormal investigators
to take care of your situation at a very low cost
SIMON
JOE
Im terribly sorry Simon but thats all the time we have for you
today, we have another speaker coming in with a similar situation to
Simons here, dont go away folks, the stories have only just begun.
SIMON
But-
JOE
COMMERCIAL BREAK
JOE
Welcome back again, we are now here with Foster how do you do
Foster?
FOSTER
JOE
Im fine thank you. So Foster, tell us. Whats your haunted history?
FOSTER
Oh mate, its fucked! So you seen that film where all the weird
stuff happens to this one family and it turns out to be ghosts n
shit? No joke, this has been happening to me over the past few
weeks. Now I got some stories and no one believed me they said I was
crazy but I saw this show on TV and Im like, oh finally, I can be
heard.
JOE
FOSTER
Yeh, right. Anyway so, um, what happened was this one time, I got up
pretty early yeh. Im in the kitchen cooking up a storm, you know I
got bacon, coffee
FOSTER (VO)
FOSTER
Shit!
FOSTER (VO)
FOSTER goes into the laundry to get mop but sees toilet. He goes in
toilet.
FOSTER (VO)
JOE
Interesting. So the whole kitchen had just cleaned itself up! And
you mentioned in your comments that you live alone?
FOSTER
Oh yeah, hell with roommates cant stand em. Anyway so this was just
the beginning, heaps of shit happened from then on. One time I was
laying on the couch in front of the TV slowly falling asleep and
FOSTER (VO)
Suddenly, the thing just shut off! I mean what the hell is that. I
turn to grab the remote, and turn it back on but then about an hour
later its turned off again.
FOSTER
I even got a repair guy in but he said nothing was wrong with it
JOE
Go on
FOSTER
Its just, its all kinds of stuff like I hear the door slamming,
footsteps in the house shit like that. This one thing scared the
shit out of me! So I thought this wall in my house needed a new
colour so over the weekend a while ago, I decided to give it a
paint. Next day I see a note on the fridge saying re-paint wall
FOSTER
JOE leans back on his chair and shows signs of deep thinking.
FOSTER
Nothing tops this though, the other night. The ghost actually
attacked me! No joke!
JOE
FOSTER
FOSTER
It wasnt pleasant. So, Id gone out for the night with some of the
boys down at the pub and you know I was pretty blathered, you know
Id had a fair few so I thought it was time for bed. I dont
remember this that well but Im absolutely certain it happened. I
struggled to get upstairs firstly and Id knocked my leg on the last
step trying to get up and I fell forwards. It hurt heaps and I was
so sore. Suddenly I hear this clicking noise, at first it sounded
like the light switch but it couldnt have been coz the lights were
still out. Now, Im struggling to see a bit and the next thing I
know Im being whacked in the arm by a floating baseball bat! It got
me so hard! From then on I dont remember what happened.
JOE
Is it just me?
FOSTER
JOE
FOSTER
JOE
We had a very similar story on here just prior to you very similar
indeed.
FOSTER
Alright.
JOE
FOSTER
Rings a bell, right. Umm, well Foster, Im not sure quite how to
tell you this. Simon was sitting in that chair just moments ago
telling us his haunted history.
FOSTER
Okay
JOE
And based from what he told us and what youve now told us It would
seem that the situation here is very straight forward indeed Its
obvious that
Foster lying on couch while Simon comes in and grabs remote to turn
off TV, neither of them see each other
Foster walking out the door and Simon hearing only the door close
and then looks.
The two walk past each other as one goes upstairs and one walks the
other way downstairs.
JOE (Contd)
CROWD
(murmurs oddly)
FOSTER
Oh sweet!
JOE
(quickly)
FOSTER
Wait, how much?!
JOE
FOSTER
Fade in
SIMON is putting down his keys and the door opens. FOSTER walks in.
SIMON
FOSTER
SIMON
I live here
FOSTER
SIMON
Look, I dont know who you are but this isnt funny, please leave.
FOSTER
SIMON
Your house!? How dare you! I have lived here for months
FOSTER
SIMON
FOSTER
Go ahead, youre the one trespassing!
JOANNA
Um excuse me.
JOANNA
Cut to black.
Roll credits