Curing Cancer with Baking Soda:

What MD’s and Naturopaths Don’t

Know
by Gregory Delaney

Wouldn’t the delusional physicians and the big

pharmacology swindlers be embarrassed to
find that cancer could be cured with nothing
more complicated than ordinary baking soda?
Well, no, they wouldn’t be embarrassed
because they would be outraged. All of their
billions in profits vanishing in a twinkle, would
not have these betrayers of Mankind at all
happy with such a simple cancer cure. And
yet, cancer can be cured with nothing more
complicated than ordinary baking soda. And I
will explain how.

While the greedy physicians and the cancer

industry robber barons have been using every
imaginable method for treating the symptoms
of cancer, and while millions of people have
suffered and died under the most astounding
variety of mechanical, chemical, bio-
technological and radiological absurdities,
little progress in curing cancer has actually
been made. And why? Well, to understand
why, you would have to understandwho is
treating cancer before you can understand
why it is not being cured. Who are these
cancer physicians who claim to know so much
yet fail to do anything useful?

Firstly, they are people who admit that they

don’t know the cause of cancer or how to cure
it. And yet they insist that they be allowed to
“practice medicine” anyway! These
oncologists admit that no matter what they
do, you are going to die anyway, and so why
not let them do something since they can
make better use of your money than you can.
Even though they admit that they don’t know
what they are doing, they offer you just two
(and only two) choices: (1) let them cut-
poison-irradiate-and-transplant you which
includes a free estimation of how long you will
live or (2) do nothing at all which also includes
a free, but much shorter, estimation of how
long you will live. And so, with such limited
choices, most people prefer to bequeath their
savings account to the doctors for choice
number one. At best, the physicians promise
to drug you into unconsciousness so that you
do not feel any pain either from your tumors
or from their billing department.

But what happens if you don’t take their

advice and choose alternative medicine,
instead – you know, the choice that the
doctors never mention to their patients? Since
it has been proven that hospital patients live
longer when the doctors go on strike, then
alternative medicine is obviously better than a
placebo. But they never mention that, either.

Secondly, these oncologists with all of their

fancy degrees and years of microscopic
confusion are really nothing more than
disciples of fraud. This fraud is known as
“symptomatic medicine”. And these cancer
physicians prove their idiocy on a daily basis
by classifying cancer as a “disease”. Would it
be a joke on them if it was discovered that
cancer really is not a disease at all but merely
a “symptom” of something else? Hundreds of
millions of dying cancer patients would
certainly not be laughing. And millions of
billionaire Big Pharma swindlers would not be
laughing, either. Would it be a joke if it was
discovered that cancer is not a disease at all
and that these swindling greed-bags were
actually mistaking the symptoms for the
disease? I don’t think there would be much
laughter in finding this to be true; but it is
true. And here’s how this simple cure works.

The cancer quacks who are known as “modern

physicians” (or oncology engineers), all know
that there are many things that cause cancer.
Does this ring a bell in their mighty brains?
No, of course not. If there are many things
that cause cancer, then how can cancer be
classified as a disease? Isn’t it true, rather,
that the many causative agents are the
disease while the manifestations of tumors
and malignancies are actually the symptom?
This may seem strange but think about it a
bit. And you alternative practitioners had
better think about it a bit since the physicians
have already proven that they are on the
wrong track and haven’t thought about it
enough.

If many things cause cancer (radiation,

chemicals, viruses, sunlight, etc.) then even
the dumbest physician knows enough to
remove the primary cause. So, patients who
work in the bright sun or in chemical factories
are advised to avoid these situations. Hooray
for the doctors who have common sense! But
why are they so few?

Once you remove the primal cause, you are

still left with a growing malignancy. (I am
referring to the growing tumor and not to the
doctors and the Big Pharma executives,
themselves.) This cancerous growth has
certain attributes that the idiot doctors
overlook because they have been trained to
use the most expensive methods possible for
producing the largest possible profit for
themselves and for their hospitals and for
their drug suppliers. And after extracting all
possible savings accounts, checking accounts,
real property and insurance benefits, they
send the dying patient home after saying, “We
have done everything that we can do.” No, I
don’t think many people will be laughing to
discover that cancer can be cured with baking
soda.

But even after the primary cause of the cancer

is removed, why do the cancer cells keep
growing? The doctors say because cancer is a
disease. However, these practitioners of
“symptomatic medicine” are mistaking the
disease for the symptom. It is more accurate
to say that the cancer is not the disease,
itself, but is rather the symptom.

The maniac oncologists cut and radiate and

poison and burn the cancer cells in an attempt
to kill them. But the alternative practitioner
prefers to let the powerful defenses of the
body do all the work. And why? Because the
body can take care of itself just fine as long as
you provide it with what it needs to do the
necessary healing. In this case, first remove
the causative factors of cancer (such as the
oncologists and Big Pharma robber barons)
and then get to work on the underlying
causes.

All cancer has some common denominators

that the physicians think are inconsequential.
But if you think about it a little bit, you will
see that the oncologists are full of themselves
and not full of knowledge. What they think is
the disease, is actually the symptom. And
what they think is inconsequential is actually
the tiny, little cause for all of this suffering
and disease. It’s a joke on the doctors, but
nobody is laughing.

Here’s how it works. Normal cells that turn

cancerous have specific jobs to do. Brain cells
do brainy things, heart cells are on a bungee-
jumper’s rush, liver cells strain today’s
whiskey, kidney cells strain the beer and save
the water, bladder cells hold the nasty stuff
that the others strain, and skin cells enjoy a
good suntan on a summer day. They all do
different jobs. But when they turn cancerous,
they throw all of that specialization aside.

Cancer cells do not evolve; they devolve. They

do not perform the task specified in the
blueprints of DNA, but they rebel and go it
alone. Cancer cells give up being a high level
technical worker in the body and become
instead the lowest form of life. Worse than
any truant teenager – all they do all day is eat,
excrete, reproduce and do it all while holding
their breath. While holding their breath? What
is this little detail that is overlooked by the
oncologists?

That’s right. Cancer cells don’t require a lot of

oxygen to live. In fact, it is this low oxygen
level that allows them to thrive. Or to put it in
a way that even a physician can understand:
Cancer cells become cancerous not because
they are the disease but because they are
normal cells reacting to the causative factors
of disease. That is, cancer cells become cancer
cells because they are normal cells that
cannot live in any other way. They are
following the First Commandment of Life:
“Thou must live”. And in order for them to
live, they must give up their specific functions
in the body and devolve to a lower level of Life
that is not so demanding of them. They
become cancer cells in order to survive, not
because they want to be cancer cells.

From this perspective you can say that cancer

is normal. It is not a disease but rather it is
the reaction of certain cells in the body to
stress factors that cause these cells to choose
de-evolution to a cancerous state as a means
of cellular survival. They give up being highly
advanced cells – brain, heart, liver, kidney,
skin, etc. – and take a step downward to a
lower function. They become cancerous as a
survival strategy because nature only gives
them this choice – or they must die. Cancer is
the reaction of cells to various factors that will
cause their death if they do not devolve to a
lower, cancerous state.
Of course, the Big Pharma scoundrels and the
physicians-for-hire want to “treat” cancer.
Yes, they have devised a trillion “treatments”
none of which do any good except to their
bank accounts. There is a lot of money in
“treatments”. You can talk about
“treatments” for years. You can offer your
customers … I mean, your “patients” … years
and years of the latest and greatest of
treatments. Treatments! Treatments!
Treatments! Forever! And all of this time,
while the victims are suffering and dying and
giving the hospitals their last pennies in vain,
the doctors can avoid ever, ever mentioning
that most forbidden word of modern medicine
– “cure”. And why? Because if they actually
cure anyone of cancer, then they can’t get
them back for any more treatments!

And yet, cancer is easily cured with nothing

more complicated than baking soda. But
before telling you how this is done, I want to
review something that the Johns Hopkins
Hospital has stolen from the alternative
medical professionals. They sent out a
newsletter in 2007 that has also been
circulated by the Walter Reed Army Medical
Center. Although their newsletter did not
credit any alternative health practitioners or
natural healing groups as to the source for
their information, it was gratifying to see that
what Naturopaths have been saying for over
seventy years is finally being acknowledged
by the swindlers of the Medical Monopoly. I
will briefly review the main points of this
newsletter below so that you Naturopathic
Health experts and you idiots in the
entrenched Medical Monopoly are all using the
same language when you yell at each other.

All naturopaths already know these things but

because it was new to the physicians and
oncologists, here briefly is what the Johns
Hopkins Hospital newsletter stated:

“Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar

it cuts off one important food supply to
the cancer cells.

“Milk causes the body to produce mucus,

especially in the gastro-intestinal tract.
Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk
and substituting with unsweetened soy
milk cancer cells are being starved.”

5. “Cancer cells thrive in an acid

environment. A meat-based diet is acidic
and it is best to eat fish, and a little
chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat
also contains livestock antibiotics,
growth hormones and parasites, which
are all harmful, especially to people with
cancer.”

6. “A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables

and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and
a little fruits help put the body into an
alkaline environment. About 20% can be
from cooked food including beans. Fresh
vegetable juices provide live enzymes
that are easily absorbed and reach down
to cellular levels within 15 minutes to
 nourish and enhance growth of healthy
cells. To obtain live enzymes for building
healthy cells try and drink fresh
vegetable juice (most vegetables
including bean sprouts) and eat some
raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day.
Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures
of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).”

7. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which

have high caffeine. Green tea is a better
alternative and has cancer-fighting
properties. Water – best to drink purified
water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins
and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled
water is acidic. Avoid it.”

8. “Meat protein is difficult to digest and

requires a lot of digestive enzymes.
Undigested meat remaining in the
intestines become putrefied and leads to
more toxic buildup.”

9. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein

covering. By refraining from or eating
less meat it frees more enzymes to
attack the protein walls of cancer cells
and allows the body's killer cells to
destroy the cancer cells.

“Some supplements build up the immune

system (IP6 , Flor-ssence , Essiac , anti-
oxidants , vitamins , minerals , EFAs, etc.)
to enable the body's own killer cells to
destroy cancer cells. Other supplements
like vitamin E are known to cause
apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the
 body's normal method of disposing of
damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.”

“Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and

spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will
help the cancer warrior be a survivor.
Anger, un-forgiveness and bitterness put
the body into a stressful and acidic
environment.

“Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated

environment. Exercising daily, and deep
breathing help to get more oxygen down
to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is
another means employed to destroy
cancer cells.”

And this ends the good advice that the Johns

Hopkins Hospital tosses out … then forgets
entirely about. Although they make some
basic errors with their assertions because they
don’t really understand natural nutrition, it
does contain almost everything that
naturopaths of all varieties have been
practicing and teaching for many years. But it
does not give credit where credit is due. The
physicians purloin our knowledge and take it
for their own discovery and then they bill their
patients for the information that we freely
give while pretending to be physicians of
great learning. And so, let’s leave these
medical maniacs and show how cancer is
easily cured with nothing more than baking
soda. You will need the above ten points to
put the puzzle together. And I will leave you
and the physicians to argue about the above
data which they have plagiarized without fully
understanding.

The newsletter makes much of the importance

of avoiding acidic and seeking alkaline but
they do not know how to put two-and-two
together to make any sense out of the
information that they have stolen from us.
They do not understand the cheap and easy
and effective Naturopathic Way because they
follow the fraudulent and profitable and
expensive way of symptomatic medicine.

One of the much-overlooked “minor” details of

cancer cells is that they thrive in a low oxygen
environment. When the body is not able to
fully oxygenate, these cells must either die of
asphyxiation and toxic build-up or they must
devolve to a lower state of existence where
they can live and grow without so much
oxygen. They become cancerous because
there is not enough oxygen for them to remain
normally functioning.

In point #1, above, the physicians rightfully

state that cancerous cells feed on sugar.
Actually, all cells feed on glucose. They
absolutely do not seem to understand the
difference between what glucose and sucrose
do to the blood. What the physicians are
missing is that the sucrose table sugar, the
white flour products, the red meats, dairy
products, coffee, candy and soda pop that the
hospital provides from the hospital kitchen
and from the Coke and candy machines on
every floor, are bad enough on their own.
These are the junk foods that the patients,
themselves, got sick on. What the physicians
do not understand is the blood chemistry that
these junk foods unbalance. Yes, they take the
necessary chemical tests. But they do not
understand their own data because they are
looking for a complicated treatment when the
simple cure is staring them in the face.

Everybody knows how to stick a toy balloon on

the wall after rubbing it on your head. It will
stick tightly during dry weather but maybe not
at all during damp weather. This is because
the electro-static charge is strong during dry
weather but gets leaked away during damp
weather. Well, the same principle applies to
how oxygen sticks to the blood cells during
oxygenation, but in an ionic fluid instead of in
an electrostatic gas.

As blood cells pass through the lungs, there is

a very delicate balancing act that takes place
between their cell surfaces and the ionic
charges of the surrounding plasma. As they
pass through the lungs, these purple-colored
blood cells have the ionic charge that they
received when picking up carbon dioxide. In
contact with lung oxygen, this charge gets
reversed so that the carbon dioxide drops off
and the reversed charge attracts and picks up
oxygen molecules. As their ionic charge
reverses as they pick up a full supply of
oxygen and their color changes from purple to
red, these oxygenated blood cells are carried
along through the body until they get into the
vicinity of body cells that have a surplus of
carbon-dioxide and need some oxygen. At that
point, the ionic charges again reverse as the
oxygen drops off and the carbon dioxide is
attracted and sticks to the blood cell which
once again changes to a purple color and is
carried to the lungs. Yin and yang, a changing
balance of polarities.

But just like a toy balloon that cannot stick to

the wall in wet weather, oxygen cannot stick
to a blood cell if the ionic balance of the blood
is acidic. This is what the physicians and
oncologists are overlooking. Every damned
one of them has observed the ringing alarm
bell going off but have muffled their ears and
closed their eyes because they are looking for
some expensive and complicated cure for
cancer when both the cause and the cure are
actually very simple.

They observe that cancer thrives in an acidic

environment but they feed their patients
sugar, white flour, red meats, ice cream and
cake for dessert at just about every meal.
They observe that cancer dies in a high
oxygen environment, but they treat their
patients to a choice between Coke and Pepsi
from the vending machine down the hall. It is
either much too simple for them to understand
or else they are a witless part of a greedy and
voracious conspiracy against the health of all
of Mankind. Those are the only two choices,
Doctor; take your pick.

The ringing alarm bell that the physicians are

overlooking is the blood pH. Every cancer
patient that I have ever seen, all without
exception, had an acidic blood pH. But while
the oncologists are pumping the patient full of
chemotherapy, pizzas, pancakes, cokes, ice
creams, hamburgers and fries, sweet rolls and
jams, followed by radiation and surgery, they
are ignoring the fact that cancer thrives in a
low oxygen environment.

Oxygen cannot stick to blood cells if the pH of

the blood is acidic. And rather than do
everything that they can to raise the pH back
up to a normal pH of 7.4 so that the blood can
function properly, they prefer surgery. All of
the advice that they have stolen from
naturopathic medicine about “deep
breathing” will do them no good at all. You
can breath pure oxygen until you catch on fire
but if the blood pH is acidic, then the oxygen
will not be able to be picked up by the blood
cells. It is chemically impossible. The blood
must be normal and normal blood has a pH of
around 7.4 pH. Any vestigial traces of oxygen
that the acid-drenched blood cells manage to
pick up are stripped off early by the oxygen-
starved cells along the way and never reach
the deeper parts of the body where oxygen is
most needed. And because the pH is acidic,
carbon dioxide also is not transported
efficiently and so builds up within the tissues
leading both to cell death and to a cell-to-
cancer de-evolution for survival.

So, yes, cancer can be cured with ordinary

baking soda. Bicarbonate is found in the blood
naturally for the very real purpose of
neutralizing acids. Therefore, those who want
to cure your cancers should first follow the
stolen advise found in the above newsletter.
Not that the oncologists understand or follow
this advice, themselves, but since they stole it
from naturopathic medicine at least we can all
agree that it is good advice. So, go to the
health food stores and change your diet
immediately.

But also do this: Take a pinch of baking soda

(sodium bicarbonate) into your mouth, run it
around your teeth and gums with your tongue
while being sure to reach into the deepest
parts of your gums and teeth and swallow it
three times a day – more or less depending on
how you feel. Also, drink a glass of water
containing a teaspoon of baking soda before
going to bed each night. But don’t over do
this. Baking soda can kill you if you take too
much of it. Take just a little bit and see how it
makes you feel. If you feel okay, then take
some more. Don’t overdo it but don’t be
afraid to experiment. After all, the doctors
experiment on you every time you go to see
them as they “practice medicine”. So, why not
experiment on yourself and save the money
and the pain. But by all means change your
diet to a natural and alkaline diet. And make
baking soda a part of that diet.

The physicians will charge you a lot of money

to take a pH test of your blood, but you can
start monitoring the pH, yourself, by
purchasing some pH test strips from a
pharmacy. Test your tongue pH in the morning
as well as your urine pH. Practice some yoga
or Tai Chi Chuan or other deep breathing
exercises and go on long walks to enjoy fresh
air and your days on Earth. As your blood pH
moves back up to the alkaline side of the
chart, your deep breathing will fully oxygenate
your blood. The cancer cells cannot survive all
of that fresh oxygen so they die. And your T-
killer cells, being full of vigor, will kill the
cancer cells that remain. It’s as simple as that.

This is not advice that a cancer doctor will

give you but it is advice that you can take
whether you accept his treatments or not.
After all, the normal pH of your blood is 7.4
but if the doctor wants to treat you without
regard to what is normal, then maybe you
should put yourself in Nature’s hands rather
than his. If cancer is normal, then it would be
normal for everybody to have cancer. But
since it is not normal and since it thrives in
situations that are not normal, then doesn’t it
make sense to seek the things that are normal
so that the cancer just disappears? A
physician or oncologist who ignores the pH of
your blood and does not know how to make it
normal once again, is not qualified to be
treating you in any way whatsoever. Avoid
such physicians for the idiots that they are.

And whoops, oh dear! I am afraid that tooth

decay is also cured with this simple remedy
because baking soda kills decay-causing
germs on contact. Will the purveyors of
toothbrushes and pastes and drilling and
filling and billing be pleased? No, those greedy
betrayers and swindlers will not be pleased at
all. They want you to be sick. But the sweet,
happy smile of good health is the natural state
of Mankind.
© 2008 Bamboo Delight Company