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What a Bicycle Can Carry
by Laura Madeline Wiseman
Copyright © 2018
First Edition
ISBN: 978-1-60964-328-7
Library of Congress Control Number: 2018952727
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Pre-Day: A Map for Things
Yorktown, VA
0 miles
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Virginia
After the town of Vesuvius, there is a very steep, switchback four-mile climb into the Blue Ridge
Parkway. Afton. A Mountain. American flag. Appalachian Trail. A unique touch has been the
addition of costumed hosts who live and work in the colonial era, even as the world around them
rushes into the future. Baptist Church of Troutdale Hostel for Bikers and Hikers. BBQ
sandwiches. Blue Ridge Parkway. Bonking. Charles City. Colonial Parkway. Cookie Lady’s
house. Damascus. Dragonfly wings. Early settlers were drawn to the valley region because of
stories of grass so high it could be tied over the saddle of a horse. Elk Garden United Methodist
Church. Every year you don’t do it, it’s less likely you ever will. Friendly dog. Grace Episcopal
Church. Headache. Headband. Heroines of Mercy Street. His body is buried nearby. Hold Still. In
each syllable that we speak, we tell where we’re from and who we are, and although we speak to
communicate, it is the very act of speaking that identifies our ethnicity and constructs our social
boundaries. In the Gap, you can get heavy fog. It is our goal to sleep outside every night of this trip, to
smell the night air, to hear America by night as well as by day. Jamestown River. Laser. Many of
the colonists soon began to realize they were not cut out for this kind of living. Mosquitoes. Most of
the roads through the Old Appalachians of central Virginia are narrow and have no shoulders.
Motorcyclist. Natural Bridge. Northern Arizona University ball cap with lumberjack mascot.
Palmyra United Methodist Church. Part of the artist's job is to make the commonplace singular, to
project a different interpretation onto the conventional. Sweatband. The Appalachians may not be as
tall as the Rockies, but they are much harder to cross than the mountains of the West. The catbird
sings in ones, each squeak uttered only once; the thrasher in twos; the mockingbird in fives or more.
The topsy-turvy nature of the roadways, coupled with the often heavy forest cover, make it easy to lose
directions altogether. Tie. Tony Hawk ball cap. Troutville Baseball Park. Truevine. Thought
bubble: Happiness is an inside job. Shirley Jackson. Spoon. Thomas Jefferson was so impressed by the
bridge that he purchased it and the surrounding 157 acres from King George III for 20 shillings. Tire
dip in Yorktown River. To avoid some of the humidity, cycle early in the morning. Towel.
Umbrella. U.S. Bicycle Route 76. Vesuvius Hill. Virginia is a flood state, with floods every month
of the year. Virginia Capital Trail. Wilderness Road. Wildwood Park. Willis United Methodist
Church. Wooden crosses. Yorktown Victory Monument.
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Day 1: The Road Bicycle
Yorktown, VA to Jamestown, VA
27 miles
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Day 2: Road Flare
Jamestown, VA to Church Hill, VA
62 miles
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Day 3: What’s Found in Map Section 12
Church Hill, VA to Palmyra, VA
86 miles
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Day 4: Rider with a Good Break
Palmyra, VA to Reeds Gap, VA
69 miles
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Day 5: Riding with Shirley Jackson
Reeds Gap, VA to Troutville, VA
65 miles
When she arrives, she does so on a bicycle, riding up beside you on a Schwinn. You’re in
Virginia, somewhere beyond the Blue Ridge Parkway, maybe gripping the brakes hard on the
switchbacks of Vesuvius Hill, or maybe you’re still coughing from that traffic near Richmond
when the heat got bad. You’re surprised by the jacket and skirt, her hair done up just the way
it is. She doesn’t wear a helmet or gloves and of course, no clips. I delight in what I fear, she
says. You nod and then bare down to climb. On the downhill, you tell her you read “The
Lottery” in high school, and then later, when The Hunger Games became cool, you thought of
it again, that reaping theme. She says, So long as you write it away regularly nothing can really
hurt you. You’re not the type to argue, and you can’t breathe anyway—allergies, the
Appalachians, the humid weight of riding mostly alone. Wouldn’t the Buddha say to write out
gratitude and hope instead? A biography you once read said she was the type of author who
found the evil in each. Did she think maybe the evil she saw was just allergies and
inflammation? Would a better diet have helped or a more attentive husband? You ride for a
time, one hill, then another. She complains about her mom in a non-direct way, talking story
plot and character development, the darkness inside of girls. It’s all good stuff, and because
you miss being a student, you listen. On a hill, you both stand, her because Schwinns are
heavy and you because of the saddle sores. You only get to ride a few miles together and then
she’s gone, trying to make a career with words, which means mostly she sits down to it, hour
after hour, until something happens.
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Day 6: Hats Left on the Road
Troutville, VA to Newbern, VA
76 miles
Where are all these boys and men who ride away hatless
the sweat of their brows drying with their discarded
allegiance and pride? Will they drive here again?
Or is there a new one now: golden arches
of McDonald’s, a camouflage pattern of the hunt,
an eagle, an American flag, or service in the Army of God?
Maybe the lesson is simple—to rally for one team for years
then select a brand-new, unbroken bill and look out.
Anyone can ride behind this mascot and shout.
Or maybe letting go is the lesson, all those miles gone.
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Day 7: The Unpaid Labor of Bicycle Touring
Newbern, VA to Troutdale, VA
80 miles
why you can’t leave alone what has been kicked or hit
by a precise aim into the gutters, the verges of weeds,
or way out on the lawn’s edge where the news is left,
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Day 8: Bicycle Helmet
Troutdale, VA to Rosedale, VA
63 miles
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Kentucky
30 SPF sunblock. Abraham Lincoln Birthplace National Historical Park. American flag.
Anderson Dean Community Park. Appalachians. A simple whistle around your neck will solve a
multitude of problems with the pesky pups. A study in contrasts, you’ll see poverty, beer shakes,
$100,000 coal trucks parked in the front of $10,000 trailer homes, empty grocery stores, and friendly
people. Be aware that signs can be damaged, stolen, or otherwise missing so you can never rely totally
on following signs. Big Hill Welcome Center. Bluegrass music. Breaks Interstate Park. Brooks
General Store and Café Calendar. Cave-in-Rock. Coal. Coal Miner's Daughter. Bouquet. Ball
caps. Domes & Dripstones. Dwarf. Feeling more at ease among their own kind, most of them
moved further back into the hill country. Freeda Harris Baptist Center. Groceries are available
outside the park. Hayters Gap. Hindman. In Appalachia, summer fogs may cling to the highlands
until quite late in the morning. Infinity scarf. In an evil world, working the land offered a life of
purity and simplicity apart from the corruption of commerce and trade. In this coal-mining region
known for its poverty conditions, riders encounter a compelling mix of beautiful rural spreads that
alternate with tar paper shacks, house trailers, and barking dogs. Lincoln Homestead State Park.
Lincoln of Kentucky. Lookout. Loose dogs abound in rural Kentucky so you will likely encounter
them. Be prepared. Whiskey Distilleries. Mammoth Cave. Marion United Methodist Church.
Mermaid. Occasionally you will see a sign that points to a different road than what the map says.
Ohio River Ferry. One legend insists that it is extremely bad luck to burn the wood of the sourwood
as fuel. The results can be anything from bad weather to family disasters. Pajamas. Prayer cloths.
Rise of the Robots. Roads are narrow and shoulderless. Sonora. Sebree Dairy. Stories have been
handed down about hollow sycamores so large that they served as homes for settlers while cabins were
being built. Stuffies. Tee-shirts. The descendants of the backwoods people who once shouldered
squirrel rifles now shoulder picks and shovels as they tunnel through the earth in search of fossil fuel.
Their psychological makeup was against ownership of a human being. They were excellent shots,
knew the ways of the woods, and were able to take great hardships in stride. Tights. Toothpaste.
U.S. Bicycle Route 76. Utica Volunteer Fire Station. The Circle. This profile is only intended to
show you the general lay of the land, allowing you to pan for the major climbs and descents, it does not
indicate minor hills. When men begin to wrest it from the earth, it leaves a legacy of fouled streams,
hideous slag heaps, and polluted air. It mars but never beautifies. It corrupts but never purifies.
Wallet. White Mills Volunteer Fire Station. Wi-Fi.
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Day 9: The Day
Rosedale, VA to Bypro, KY
82 miles
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