BIKINI

BOTTOM DAY
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THE MUSICAL

lyrics by JONATHAN COULTON music by JONATHAN COULTON

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arr. TOM KITT

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SPONGEBOB: (yawn) "Good morning world!

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 = 135 And all who inhabit it!"

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Jump out of bed, mix up a break fast for my

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7 GARY: "Meow." SPONGEBOB:

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fav' rite pet snail. Full steam a head, the S. S. "I am read y" is a

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bout to set sail. This kind of day could n't get much bet ter but it

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15 SPONGEBOB: (laughter)

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keeps on try ing. I'm on my way!
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Some where there's a Krab by Pat ty that needs fry ing.

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And who's the luck y sponge in the mirr or who is

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liv ing his dream, who's al ways ex tra care ful with his den tal hy giene?

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Gar y it's me, hap py just to be here in the world re nowned.

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Bik i ni Bot tom, how I love this town, Bik i ni Bot tom, where the

SPONGEBOB: "Good morning Patrick!"

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PATRICK: (yawn) "Is it morning already?"

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SPONGEBOB: "It sure is...and I'm

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singing an opening number!
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PATRICK: "Ooh! I want a verse!"

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sun shines down on a beaut i ful Bik i ni Bot tom day!

 PATRICK:
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    
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I missed a snack! This bus y sched ule makes it hard to feed me.

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To stay on track, now I'll have to eat it while I'm T. V..

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There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can. They're

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PATRICK: "Oh, every single one!"
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PATRICK:

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show ing all the ep i sodes of Mer maid Man! I'm

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spend ing all day un der neath my fav' rite rock.

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GIRLS:

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Fav' rite

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Bik i ni Bot tom! Now what rhymes with rock?

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rock, Rhymes with

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Bik i ni Bot tom! Noth ing rhymes with rock! It's a

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rock, rhymes with

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SQUIDWARD: "Would you two please keep it down?"

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SPONGEBOB and PATRICK: "Good morning Squidward!"
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typ i cal Bik i ni Bot tom day!

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       
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rock, i ni Bot tom day!

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SQUIDWARD: "Another day, another migraine."
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SQUIDWARD:

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When I want some qui et, there's no where to go. A

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      
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sen sit ive ar tiste can't get a mo ment's peace with these two i di ots in

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CHORUS:

I di ots!

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      
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ste re o. They ne ver go a way, typ i cal Bik i ni Bot tom

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Ste re o! ne ver go a way.

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FRENCH NARRATOR: "We now follow Spongebob past the Treedome, home to

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73 Sandy Cheeks the squirrel, hard at work on her latest invention." (explosion)
SANDY:

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day. Boy, how dy! That was close!

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    
  
It's just a litt le smoke a mi nor set back.

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Set back!

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A few more hours at most, and I'll be done with this here

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brand new jet pack. And then this Te xas squirrel, this cou ntry girl will

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Jet pack! Ooh

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spread her wings and fly. Her bu shy tail, a co met's trail

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 Ooh

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cle ar 'cross the sky. A bove the town, and loo king down on a

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 SPONGEBOB: "Bye Sandy! I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab!"
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FRENCH NARRATOR: "Ah, yes. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining

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establishment, home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs."
93 g li s s .

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typ i cal Bik i ni Bot tom day, yeah!

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Day, day, day!

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FRENCH NARRATOR (cont.): "And across town, the least popular restaurant: The Chum Bucket,

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run by Sheldon J. Plankton, two arch-nemeses locked in a fast food Cold War."

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Winds from the west, ev 'ry where you look the skies are clear and su nny.

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Good wea ther's best when you're in the mood to make a

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KRABS: (laughter)

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PLANKTON: (laughter)
121 PLANKTON:

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ton of mo ney! Laugh while you can, un til the day you laugh no

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KAREN: PLANKTON:

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more for e ver For e ver. I've got a plan,

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KRABS:

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and I went to co llege so you know it's cle ver! They say that

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mo ney does n't ma tter if you love your work, HA!

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Who would say that? Pro bab ly some pe nni less jerk!

 PLANKTON:
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Soon they day will come, when they'll all love chum, it's just a

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ma tter of time, 'til I get them in line.

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KAREN and KRABS:

Bik i ni Bot tom!

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   i ni Bot tom!

    
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And this town is all mine! Just a
Bik

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SPONGEBOB: "Spongebob reporting for duty at the KRABS: "Just think, Pearl me darling daughter. One day, this will

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   
greatest restaurant in the entire ocean! Where's Mr. Krabs?" all be yours. Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start ya as manager!"

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SQUIDWARD: "It's 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'." PEARL: "But I have my own dreams, Daddy!"
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ty pi cal Bi ki ni Bo ttom day!

ty pi cal Bi ki ni Bo ttom  

 day!

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SPONGEBOB: "Uh, Mr. Krabs, if she doesn't want to KRABS: "You?! My boy, you're just a wee

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be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job!" simple sponge. A fry cook's all you'll ever be.
163 SPONGEBOB:

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Why can't he see? I wore my good shoes, and I've got my tie on.

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    
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May be it's me, am I just a si mple sponge you can't re ly on?

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Come one Mi ster Krabs, I could do it if you'd give me one chance, then

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ev ry one would say good mor ning Mi ster Square pants!

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KRABS: "Spongebob, get in the kitchen. It's opening time!"
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I would ne ver rest, un til I was the best!

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         
181 SANDY and SPONGEBOB (+CHORUS):

          
   
In the world re nowned, Bi ki ni Bo ttom, our

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CHORUS:

          
World! World re nowned,

         
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          
own home town, Bi ki ni Bo ttom, and the sun shines down, the

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           
own home town. Sun! Sun shines

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          
sun shines down, the sun shines down, the sun shines down!

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down, sun shines sun shines down!

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down,

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191 SPONGEBOB:

          
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            
In cre di ble, ex ce ptio nal,

i rre gu lar,

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It's a ty pi cal, an

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194

         
     

   
ex traor di na ry Bi ki ni Bo ttom,

or di na ry Bi ki ni Bo ttom

          
     
 

 

199

        
     
Bi ki ni Bo ttom day! Bi ki ni Bo ttom! Bi

  
day! Bi ki ni Bo ttom day! Bi ki ni Bo ttom!

         

   
202

    
             
ki ni Bo ttom! Bo ttom day!

Bi ki ni Bo ttom day!

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