Little red riding hood is minding her own business, walking through

the woods.
 Little Red Riding hood didn’t learn about stranger danger in school, so
Me Wolf stops little red riding hood to ask her what she has in her she tells him exactly where she is going. And runs off screaming.
basket.
 Mr wolf walked inside and amazed at the quality of grandmas cabin.
He thought what was grandma doing on the side. He thought cheat day
It was Mr Wolfs cheat day so he thought some extra cookies would be
could wait, I need to get me some of this life!
tasty and ran ahead to Grandmas house
Mr wold discovered grandma was an international drug dealer, and
little red riding hood was in fact her drug mule.

Mr wold found the keys to grandmas hatch and decided to sail the world
with all his new pimps!!!!