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SHORT HYMN #17 ZICKY-ZACKY #24 PUT YOUR LEFT LEG OVER MY SHOULDER
HARRIERS' VERSES:
I don't want to join the Army, When I was a young lad I played with the girls
I don't want to go to war, I'd fondle their titties and twirl their curls,
I'd rather hang around Picadilly Underground, But my true love ran off with a classmate named
Living off the earnings of a high born lady. Bruce,
I don't want a bullet up me arsehole, I never got treated that way by a moose.
Don't want me buttocks shot away,
I want to stay in Portland, Women like pearls and diamonds and cars
Jolly, jolly Portland, I spend all my money on them in bars,
And fornicate me bloomin' life away, gor blimey . But a moose is content to be tied to a tree,
.. While I find other mooses to satisfy me.
Monday I touched her on the ankle,
Tuesday I touched her on the knee, Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with
On Wednesday, I confess, I lifted up her dress, hair,
Thursday I saw you-know-what, I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not
Friday I put me hand upon it, there,
Saturday she gave me balls a tweak (Tweak! I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
Tweak!) But I've never had anything quite like a moose
And Sunday after supper, I put the old boy up 'er,
And now she earns me forty bob a week, gor
blimey. Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your
caboose