Professional Documents
Culture Documents
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Suite 150-218
4 Ghost Hunters
Columbia, SC 29201
803.446.3458
Corey Hutchins & Todd Morehead hunt down the non-profit S.C. Publisher
Paul F. Blake
Paranormal Activity Research Association (SCPARA) paul@columbiacitypaper.com
10 The Good Fight Big tobacco lies about second hand smoke Iraq Correspondent
David Axe
11 Statehouse Report Lawmakers focus on big industry instead david@columbiacitypaper.com
of small businesses and working families Movies
12 Mister Meaner’s Crime Watch Caught you ridin’ dirty Deric Kempsell
20 Bum of the Week Crack smoking, titties and Schlitz Angry Whale
Sean Rayford
theangrywhale@columbiacitypaper.com
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17 22 New York Times Crossword
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24 NBT The only seven-night-a-week music venue in Cola. Submissions welcome (query first):
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Via e-mail
On a sad note, the Summer in the
Park series has only 3 more Saturday
concerts as is over. It has always been
from Memorial to Labor ay, but this year
cut all that out. What a terrible shame,
the best thing in Columbia during the
summer and the Columbia City council is
too cheap to fund it, yet they can waste
money on 3 Rivers, Marvin Chernoff’s
proposal to do an arts festival next year
(council already funds 2 arts groups
doing what Marvin is planning to do, so
it is a triplication of funding, or a waste of
money as I see it), $150,000 on insuring
“minority” contractors get a project that
was low bid at $250,000, but run up to
$400,000 for this purpose (there is a
lot more on this issue, but the word I
have gotten from behind the scenes is
it is a sham, and is illegal in light of US
Supreme Court rulings as well-will try to
write about this soon), and all sorts of
other waste, but they cannot a measly
$2000/concert maximum to fund a
truly diverse, popular and well attended
weekly event for 4 or 5 more times over
the summer. Budget cutbacks, they
say. Tell Mr. Wasteful, Bob Coble, with
his rich developer buddies, who have
bought him out this election so he will
not run again next time and they can
put their own candidate in, to come off
some of the breaks he is giving them to
fund the remaining concerts. This burns
me up! Call city council and tell them
to fund it (the Columbia Action Council
does actually make some money to fund
itself by the sales of beer and food at the WHEN YOU WANT NEWS THAT YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY READ IN THE
concerts, and if it is a large crowd, they
can actually almost break even on that MAINSTREAM PRESS. READ IT FIRST IN COLUMBIA CITY PAPER.
concert).
-Joe Azar
News citypaper July 19, 2006
are very intently covering their assigned equipment: IR [infrared] cameras that questioning—
positions and then everyone hears, can see 60 feet in total darkness, and especially with EVPs— and we’ll CCP: What do those letters stand
(mimicking demonic voice) ‘Get out!’ we usually run about four of those listen and listen and listen and she’s my for: EVP?
Then what are we going to do? We’ve during an investigation. We use Sony Hi testing rod. ‘Cause if she walks into the
always joked about it. Are we going to 8 camcorders, digital audio recorders, room and she hears it and wigs out— MYSTIC: Electronic Voice
scramble over one another to run out analog audio recorders, EMF readers, Phenomenon. That one will eventually
or will it be, ‘We’ve got to go find it!’ which measure electromagnetic GRYPHON: We know we got go on the Web site, but like I said it was
You just never know until that situation fields, digital thermometers to test something good. the wrong choice of background or
comes up. Half of us might freak out for temperature fluctuations, motion (Laughter) white noise. It almost hurts your ears.
and go one way and the other will be, detectors, laptop computers. And pen
‘Where is it? Where is it?’ Personally, and paper. (Chuckles) Pen and paper MYSTIC: The EVP where we asked GRYPHON: EVPs are a lot harder
I don’t know how I would react to a are the biggest ones. Goes with me a question and actually got an answer to get because when you’re listening
demonic haunt. everywhere.
MYSTIC: I can’t hear it at that point, CCP: Would you ever want to be on
so I go on and ask another question— TV for doing this kind of work?
CCP: —so you can’t hear it until GRYPHON: No. We’re not trained
you play it back? monkeys. We don’t perform on queue.
from participating
merchants all day long!
Statehouse Report citypaper July 19, 2006 11
SC STATEHOUSE REPORT
Earned income tax credit can lift some out of poverty
Mr. Meaner’s
CRIME
WAT C H
The people involved in these
events are innocent until proven
guilty. The accounts come
directly from police reports.
This is not a court of law.
29127
Deputies look for the $7 Million Dollar Mari-
juana Man this week after cops found a pot
field worth that much in the woods on private
property near tennis courts in North Richland
County. A dog walker allegedly called the cops
to narc on the 3,500 pot plants ranging mostly
between an inch and 4 feet. The owner of the
land reportedly lives in Washington, D.C. In
some places, ounce for ounce marijuana can
be worth its weight in gold and anyone who
says money doesn’t grow on trees obviously
never sold weed in college. North Springs sub-
division
29127
Good News of the Week: A woman called
the po-po to report a lost wallet but was ap-
proached by a “concerned citizen” while she
was making her report. The citizen gave the
woman back her wallet, saying she found it
after it had fallen out of a shopping bag ear-
lier that day. This shows us Columbia really is
full of “smiling faces, beautiful places” and not additional “alcohol in public” charge. Get some The man was being interviewed by an officer 29201
just a sunny place for shady people, 400 block clippers buddy and maybe next time you won’t reporting to an assault call who happened to “What the f#!k do you know about cocaine,
Bush River Road get caught, 1003 block Elmwood Ave. find the middle-aged malcontent staggering mang?” An officer reporting to a stolen vehicle
around and smelling like a brewery. He was ar- call got more than he bargained for this week
29201 29201 rested and taken to the drunk tank for his sins, when he found his subject to be in posses-
BackPorchGate: An alleged burglar used a pry After noticing a vehicle stopped at a green light 500 block Isaac Street. sion of CRACK COCAINE not only for himself
bar to break into S.C. political mainstay, the and not moving, an officer approached the but apparently ready for sale. The 27-year-old
Back Porch, according to one police docu- car to find the driver unresponsive. According 29201 crackhead was busted for possessing the bag
ment. At around 5:30 a.m. members of the to the officer, the 22-year-old man behind the Caught You Ridin’ Dirty: The 5-0 caught a mid- of sugar boogers and also for intending to sell it
police force responded to an alarm and noted wheel reeked of booze and could hardly stand dle aged homeless man ridin’ dirty this week near a park. You’re no Scarface, that’s for sure,
damage to the east side door to the gate of the up when he got out of the car. When trying to after noticing the paper license tag on the back 100 block Broomfield Road
restaurant. The Back Porch has been known to speak, the man was slurring is speech, prompt- of his car that read “Tag applied for.” Appar-
cater to the likes of Gov. Mark Sanford, House ing the officer to arrest him for drunkenness, ently the officer knew only a criminal would end 29201
Speaker Bobby Harrell, former Gov. Beas- 4400 block Devine Street a sentence with a preposition and activated his After observing a homeless woman in a white
ley, Attorney General Henry McMaster, former 29201 emergency lights and siren. The reporting offi- shirt and orange pants sucking down a brewski
House Majority Leader Rick Quinn and House Boyz In The Hood: Six members of the Colum- cer said not only did the man not have a driver’s in the park after hours, an officer asked her to
Judiciary Chairman Jim Harrison among others. bia Police Dept. responded to a call in refer- license but he also had an open container of pour it out. Totally ignoring the cop, the 29-
The Back Porch was also reportedly the scene ence to a “person with a gun,” on the warm “Old English Beer” (sic) inside the vehicle. First year-old booze-bum continued to guzzle her
where a storied former Sanford press secretary evening of July 8. Approaching a large group of all, it’s spelled “Olde” and everyone who sauce and tried to hide the evidence. She was
had a well-documented spat with a lady-friend, of people at a playground, reporting officer Cpl. went to college knows Olde English is malt li- taken to jail…oddly enough not for the orange
1600 block Gervais Street D.S. Cribb said he saw a 17-year-old man bend quor, 2300 block Devine Street pants 1500 block Frye Road
over and place an object on the ground 15 feet
29201 away and cover it with playground sand. Fur- 29201 29201
Cut and Run: A police officer arrested a 57- ther inspection uncovered the object to be a Officers were dispatched to a call for a “fight While conducting a field interview, an officer
year-old homeless man and made it a point to pistol and the boy, who lived nearby, was ar- in progress” at the Uptown Lounge and found asked a middle aged Columbia man if he had
mention the “three to five inch toe nails” on the rested, 900 block Colleton Street a pistol stuffed gangsta style in the rear waist- any weapons or drugs. Without answering, the
hobo. The officer said he arrested the man after band of some punk. The gun was tagged as man yanked a bag of CRACK out of his pocket
he saw him walking into the courtyard of a prop- 29201 evidence and the 35-year-old man was tagged and showed it to the cop. It is unknown at this
erty he knew the man was already on trespass Police nabbed a boozed-up 44-year-old Co- as riff raff and locked up, 3000 block Colonial time whether the entire U.S. crack cocaine drug
for. The man with “no permanent address” was lumbia man on his own street after they said Drive cartel said in unison “see, all you have to do is
also carrying an open beer that landed him an he “was unable to finish a complete sentence.” ask,” 900 block Walnut Street
Zip Code Crime Watch citypaper July 19, 2006 13
asked several times.” Police said the woman
3 For Free
then ran behind the residence and started
fighting another woman. The 24-year-old was
arrested for disorderly conduct, for being “the
main aggressor” and not letting go of the other
subject. We’re wondering if the incident was
captured on police video and if we can sell it
29203
This Week In Gangland: Police found what they
said was “gang graffiti” painted on the entire
door of Aimes Manor Apartments. Cops said
the graffiti extended throughout the entire walls 1 FREE Solid Cotton Cover
2 FREE no-slip pad
on the side of the building and passed the infor-
mation on to Sgt. C. White (who is the supervi-
sor with the Columbia Police Gang Task Force.)
The same graffiti was also allegedly found on
three other buildings nearby, 5800 block Aimes 3 FREE Delivery
Road (Columbia area with futon purchase of $250 or more)
29203
Sticks and Stones and Broken Noses: Police
say a victim was “teased” before being struck
in the face with an open hand. That’s called a
“bitch slap,” I don’t care where you’re from, 100
block Lorick Circle
29203
A redneck pounded his girlfriend three times in
the face with his fist over the weekend causing
injuries to her nose and mouth. The 44-year-old
victim’s face was swollen and EMS took her to
the hospital. She said the guy used to live with
her and he took off before the police showed
up like any normal wife beater would, 3200
block Lyles
803-988-0662
29203
An 87-year-old lady said she got into an alterca- 743 Saluda Avenue, Five Points.
tion with someone who she found sleeping on 90 days same as cash with approved credit!
her porch. The woman said the person picked M-Fri 10am-7pm, Sat 10am-6pm, Sun 1pm-6pm
up a rake and threw it through her screen door.
She said she believes her intruder to be home-
less and that it’s not the first time this has hap- and was given $10 back in change. After he left ets, stole his wallet and took off running like a
pened. She sure puts the “old” in “same old the station, the employee said she realized the chump. He then jumped into a green four-door
story,” 5800 block Ames Road $10 was fake. This is exactly what she told po- Chevy Blazer and fled north on Beltline Blvd.
lice in a statement, but it doesn’t seem to add Welcome to Columbia when school’s out, 4400
29203 up. Where in her story was she ever given a $10 block Blossom Street
The $15 Black Eye: A 47-year-old Columbia bill? The United States Secret Service was noti-
man said an individual “confronted him about fied, so maybe they can sort it all out and then 29209
fifteen dollars” and then struck him in the face get back to that war in…Iraq? 3900 W. Beltline Can’t Always Get What You Want: A man from
“with his right closed fist.” Hey, we’ve gotten Bishopville allegedly will not stop calling his ex-
black eyes from just reporting this stuff, 1600 29204 girlfriend and saying things like “You are going
block Bailey Street A man said he was yelled at, screamed at and to get exactly what you deserve.” Police say
29201 called “worthless” by another individual who the man also uses profanity when speaking to
Someone called to report a person setting a fire 29203 later scratched him on the back, side and arms. his 34-year-old ex who says she “used to date”
on the top deck of a parking garage on Rich- A Sign From God? The owner of a residence To escape further injury, the man told police he the clown but would rather file a report for Un-
land Street, saying they could see it from the complained that a stained glass window was left to go to his uncle’s house. And hopefully lawful Communication instead, 1900 block Sat-
Bank of America building. Police found their smashed when a rock was kicked up by a after that he went to his new Karate lesson or urn Lane
suspect who admitted to pouring fuel from a neighboring lawn mower, sailed through the air scheduled a kickboxing class somewhere in
leaf blower on the ground and lighting it on and then shattered the glass. The complainant between Yoga and Pilates, 1900 block Windo- 29210
fire. Thing is…July 4 was a while ago, buddy, believes “it was accidental,” 100 block Isaac ver Road Bad Deal! A 28-year-old woman said her purse
and fireworks really aren’t that expensive, 1100 Street was snatched at the WIS-TV booth for “Deal
block Richland Street 29205 or No Deal,” at the Dutch Square Mall. The
29203 Crime Of The Week: Brandishing two black woman’s purse was later found and turned in
29203 Identity Theft Drama: A baby’s momma believes pistols, two men forced a 30-year-old man into to Customer Service but not before $355 was
A verbal altercation got physical at Sunset Place her baby’s daddy is using the Social Secu- his apartment and duct taped him to a kitchen jacked from it. The woman would probably
this week after a middle-aged woman saw her rity Number of their…baby. The SSN has been chair. The man said one of them, between 20 rather just have her money back than a another
boyfriend dancing with another girl. The wom- used in Maryland, Virginia and Washington D.C. and 30 years old and wearing a black shirt, shot at that joke of a game show, 400 block
an said she approached her boy toy to “con- The baby’s daddy has admitted to using the gray pants, braids and a mustache, held him at Bush River Road
front him about the other woman,” and while number. Case closed unless the little thing can gunpoint while another man pulled out dresser
she was doing so the other woman waltzed crawl that far, 3400 block Carver Street drawers and ransacked the apartment. The man 29210
away. The argument turned violent when the holding the gun to his head asked him “where Officers responded to a report of a lynching
boyfriend pushed her and scratched her arms. 29204 the money at,” while emptying his pockets and in Columbia when two witnesses claimed to
He was then allegedly escorted out of the club Some jag-off threw a brick through the living ending up with $2,000 in cash and a silver Mo- have seen a victim being assaulted by punches
by security, 300 block Sunset Blvd. room window of a house in Columbia causing torola flip phone. The attackers were later seen and kicks at the Marriott, 1200 block Hampton
$200 in damage. They’ve been doing reruns of exiting the residence and leaving in a black car Street
29203 Dazed and Confused all summer, but come on, of unknown make and model. The subjects are
Cat Fight! The call for “two females fighting” 2500 block Center Street wanted for burglary, kidnapping and armed 29210
crackled across police radio channels around robbery, 4400 block East Chapel While on a routine patrol, an officer said he
4:15 p.m. on July 7. Reporting officer JM Oli- 29204 spotted a 21-year-old man “walking in the
vares said upon his arrival, a 24-year-old 5’6” Doesn’t Make Cents: An employee of a gas sta- 29205 roadway.” After stopping to talk with the guy,
black woman with black hair and brown eyes tion told police a young man came in with a real A 20-year-old man was robbed at gunpoint with the cop said the man was “in a grossly intoxi-
was “very loud and boisterous, using profan- $20 bill and a “fake” $10 bill.” The complainant a black semi-automatic pistol, according to po- cated state” and smelled like beer. The loser
ty (sic) and would not calm down after being said the young man used the $20 to pay for gas lice. The attacker reached into the man’s pock- boozer was sloppy with both his speech and
14 Soundboard citypaper July 19, 2006
Fancy what?
cursiVe
Happy Hollow
August 22, 2006
Saddle Creek
STORY AND PHOTOGRAPHY BY SEAN RAYFORD
Carolina’s Fancy Lads make landfall with It’s a sad fact that Bright Eyes was really the first band to
break out of Omaha indie rock obscurity and into the lime-
foul mouths and hate paste. light. There are so many reasons why Cursive deserved to
be the first like Domestica and The Ugly Organ, but hopeful-
ly Happy Hollow will take them there.
It’s full of their discordant sing-a-longs and it is all about
intensity. Cursive have a reputation of trying something new
on every record, but it’s still all strung together in a very famil-
iar way. It’s kind of like that really cool uncle who would dress
up like Santa or the Easter Bunny to get a rise out of the
kids. He didn’t look like him, but the laugh and cigar smell
gave him away.
Cursive’s last album was full of beautiful cello and organ
swells that seemed to make every track bright and boom-
ing. They played it smart though. They got off a good thing
before beating it into the ground.
In Happy Hollow, they punctuate their conventional rock
foursome with a horn section, piano, accordion and even
some gospel. But, don’t worry they are probably using the
choir-esque track to highlight one of the album’s main
themes, religious hypocrisy. Don’t worry singer Tim Kasher
is still as bleak and jaded as ever.
He’s just trying to keep you grounded in reality while the
rest of the music industry is whirling factory-farmed songs of
bling and unrealistic dreams. But, who’s saying that reality
can’t be a little fun.
Happy Hollow is full of amazingly explosive choruses that
could have you doing a hip sway or a head bob while you
sing them out of key completely unaware the lyrics you sing
speak to our social climate and everyone’s unrest.
-Dewberry Mills
smoosh
Free to Stay
June 6, 2006
Barsuk
South Carolina’s Fancy Lads are foul human beings. in current music trends the band’s early inspirations “It said meet me here at ten p.m. and it was already
When they open their mouths the stench of Wild Turkey come strangely from the legendary Mongolian ruler seven o’clock so I only had to wait three hours. It turned
and menthol cigarettes mixes with the Waffle House air Genghis Khan. out to be the lead singer from Strife. The guitar player
during an interview on a recent humid summer evening “If you take our music and strip it down you can total- from Earth Crisis was there and the drummer from I wish I didn’t like this CD as much as I do. It has
near I-26 and US #1. One thing is for sure: The Fancy ly hear so many Genghis Khan references. We owe so Gorilla Biscuits,” says Todd. become one of my guilty pleasures. Right next to Pink.
Lads hang from the lowest rung of humanity. much to Genghis Khan,” says Jones. “It worked out in a really odd way,” says Frederick. Yeah well, don’t think poorly of me for that last one.
The Fancy Lads are what mothers are afraid of when “No one really realizes how influential Genghis Khan “We’re metrosexuals if you will. If I come across a Here’s the deal. THIS CD IS DAMNED CATCHY!!!
their offspring attend their first concert. They are in par- is to modern music,” says Baron. man in a forest and there is no woman around or farm It’s just two girls singing with piano, drums and the
ents’ nightmares and make their kids say, “Awe come After the Fancy Lads controversial and recent split animals of the like I may take it upon myself to take occasional guitar. They are 12 and 14 years old.
on mom, why not? Everybody is going.” with Victory Records they sought to take a different advantage of the situation,” explains Todd. The lyrics are a little juvenile, but gimmie a break they
The band’s origin is disputed among band members approach toward their musical goals. In the end both the band and label felt that they would are 12 and 14. At least they aren’t about Barbie and
Prince Frederick Toothpaste Jones, Baron von Baron “The Fancy Lads have embarked on a musical pro- all be better off if they severed ties. Before the two part- her trip to the pool.
III, and Karate Todd. gression, skewing our sounds to yacht rock of the ed ways the Lads were able to complete a Spring tour By this point you are probably asking, “what the
“Me and Frederick were on one of our many outings nineties. You might remember such artists like Hall & with labelmates Hawthorne Heights. hell?” Well, first of all, these girls are incredible song
to Nilbog, SC. We were coming back and decided to Oates, Christopher Cross, and JImmy Buffet. Light “We played to a pack of 14 to 16 year-old boys. The writers. If they keep with it, they will be a freakin’ glob-
wet our whistles at a local watering hole right outside of rock to soothe the savage beast. I like the Buffett man. funny story is that all the boys came to the Hawthorne al commodity in five years. Also, they have already
Nilbog because there are no bars in Nilbog. Well, it was I almost went on a date with his niece. I was supposed Heights show because they were expecting the girls to toured North America and Europe with Jimmy Eat
a gay strip club. But we were just damned and wanted to go down to the beach with Brian Shealy because show up but none of the girls showed up. Well, Baron World and Mates of State.
to fucking drink,” says Baron Von Von Baron is really good at fake signa- They have also played with bands like Pearl Jam,
Baron III.
According to Baron, that night “I I F COME ACROSS A MAN IN A FOREST AND tures so we did a bunch of fake signa-
tures on Hawthorne Heights posters and
Death Cab for Cutie and Sufjan Stevens. Smoosh was
also nominated for Spin’s 2005 “Band of the Year”.
Karate Todd was working as an THERE IS NO WOMAN AROUND OR FARM ANIMALS we charged the kids BJs,” says Todd. Pretty impressive for a pre-teen and her sister eh?
entertainer and the three found a But just when you think the Fancy If you don’t want to listen to me, take it from Jason
common interest in music. I
OF THE LIKE MAY TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO Lads have stepped over the line that McGerr, the drummer for Death Cab for Cutie.
According to stories I’ve heard, McGerr was playing
Although Karate Todd quickly dis-
misses this story and denies TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION .” most don’t even want to look at, the vul-
garity continues. drums at a music store in Seattle where he gives les-
sons in his time off when the two girls heard the sound
employment at the club.
“We’ve actually been together
-K ARATE T ODD Led Zeppelin, shark, hotel? Nothing.
“We have a song that we call the and came into the room where he was playing.
since we were all toddlers. We Fancy Lads manthem and it embodies One of the girls began taking lessons from him, and
were raised in the British Isles - not quite sure where Brian’s girlfriend hangs out with her and she was going the spirit of our sonic creations,” says Todd. the other one came with her. Sing-a-longs ensued.
exactly. We never knew our parents. Some people say to fix us up on a date,” says Todd. “With lyrics like: We are the Fancy Lads and we’re on McGerr gave the girls the necessary push in the right
the earth opened up and shit-farted and out we came. According to the Fancy Lads, the dispute with the a mission from God, you can taste me scrote deep in direction and put them in contact with the right people.
The Earth sharted and out we popped. We label came when the band started posting MySpace your throat, keep both hands on me rod, you tend to be Even if you don’t dig it, you need to at least hear
were the speckles of dookie on the oth- bulletins about how the band originally hooked up with pretty polarizing. You’re gonna hate us or love us, kind these girls because they are going to be around for a
erwise white underpants of the world,” the label. As the story goes they met a Victory A&R of like Styx or Europe. Problem is that most people hate long time.
says Todd. member after Todd read a message on a Hardee's us. Although we do like to say that Baron Von Baron
Pushing the limits of originality with- bathroom stall after returning from a gig in Pelion, SC. has a steel back and a soul composed of poets.” -Dewberry Mills
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p.m. and 5 - 10 p.m. Groucho’s Northeast: 119 Sparkleberry Ln., 788-7600 Fri 11 am-9 p.m.; Sat 11 a.m.-8 p.m.
DL McLaughlin’s Forest Acres: 4717 Forest Dr., 790-0801 Mon-Sun 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Birds on a Wire
Miyo’s on Forest Harbison/Irmo: 10400 Broad River Rd., Mon-Sat 11 a.m.-8:30 p.m., Sun 11 a.m.-3 Lexington: 5175 Sunset Blvd., 951-3332 Green’s BBQ Shandon: 2901 Devine St., 254-2445
Northeast: 3250 Forest Dr. Suite B, 743- 732-4109 p.m. Mon-Sun 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. North Columbia: 5310 Farrow Rd., 333-0077 Mon-Sat 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sun 11 a.m.-3
9996 Mon-Thu and Sat 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fri 11 Five Points: 611 Harden St., 799-5708. Forest Acres: 4710-A Forest Dr., 790-5995 Tue-Sat noon-until p.m.
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5-9:30 p.m. Earth Fare Mon-Sat 11 a.m.-9 p.m. St. Andrews/Dutch Square: 1928 Broad
Shandon: 3312-B Devine St., 799-0048 Nature’s Deli River Rd., 798-5694 California Dreaming
Deli/Sandwich Store hours: Mon-Sat 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun 9 Heavenly Ham Downtown: 1616 Taylor St., 748-9344 Mon-Thu 11 a.m.-midnight; Fri-Sat 11 a.m.-1 Downtown: 401 Main St., 254-6767
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Taurus I’m sure the other 2,000 people at that particular the optimum milk-to-cereal ratio and, therefore, a
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of you passed out with a chili stain on your shirt in the will remember her “in a song.”
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JONESIN’ CROSSWORDS --bridging the gap between left and right.
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by Matt Jones day” song 32 Reason Fluffy needs a bath
53 Despise the hell out of 33 “My good man...”
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pare for 11 Style of English architecture Greenwood et al.
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By Corey Hutchins cooter cat, mmm, gotta…mmm,” in Columbia? hand on the carburetor, and when
WILLY’S STATS
crack! I done been there and been done CCP: Oh, the fountain. You met
CCP: Who is the pres- that. her by the fountain. Did you have
ident of the United (At this point Willy goes into a song to pay for it?
Age: 62 States right now? and dance. While the lyrics are in- BUM: I had to buy it? Yes,
Name: Willy BUM: Ford. comprehensible beyond belief, the yeah…if you buy a lady a couple
Where Loitering: CCP: Ford? dance moves are…well, similar). beers you pay for it.
Post Office at Five Points BUM: Henry Ford. CCP: Let me ask you a ques- CCP: What was the best part?
CCP: What are you tion, do you have a stem on you BUM: Dat cooter cat, when
Time & Date: 12:05 a.m., July 13 doing right now? right now? I’m not a police officer. you suckin’ one of them titties and
QuotE: “I Smoke Crack.” BUM: I’m fit to go BUM: No, no, no, no, if I had a eaten that cooter cat, mmm, got-
Drug of choice: The home right now. stem I’d give it to you. I ain’t got no ta…mmm
Cricketty Crackety CCP: But earlier you stem. CCP: Have you ever paid for
said you were going CCP: I don’t want it; I just want sex?
*These are real people and real events, to smoke crack. to see it because I’ve never seen BUM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
now on the public record. BUM: No…no…I one before. CCP: What’s the most you’ve
been tellin’ lies, I been BUM: No, no, no I aint got no ever paid for it?
thought our country was still at war tellin’ lies. stem. BUM: Most I ever paid for sex?
with Vietnam. CCP: Where were you going to go CCP: What do you use? Um, $20.
Using a 24-ounce Schlitz smoke crack? BUM: You can… CCP: What’s the most you’ve
Malt Liquor can, Willy later demon- BUM: I don’t…no I don’t (Willy looks around and sees an un- ever paid for crack?
strated how to smoke crack with- smoke. opened can of Schlitz Malt Liquor BUM: No, I don’t smoke crack.
out using a pipe. When asked if he CCP: You don’t smoke it? near the sidewalk and picks it up. CCP: You told me you were
ever participated in prostitution he BUM: No. He turns the can on its side with looking for crack, look, I don’t
said the most he’d ever paid for CCP: Do you shoot it? the bottom of it pointing toward his care…you said…
sex was $20. BUM: No. I don’t do drugs… chest. Using his thumbs, he looks BUM: No, I…I don’t smoke
“I’m looking for me a lady,” he BUM: I’m lookin’ for me a lady! as though he’s about to press both crack. No more.
said, before mentioning the previ- CCP: A lady? of them into the middle of the can). CCP: Anymore!
ous night he’d met a woman by BUM: Don’t let no woman go BUM: You bend this here… get you BUM: Yep.
the Five Points fountain and had to your house and stay with you. a pin. Put your carburetor right over CCP: All right, Willy. Have a
sexual relations with her. You gets your little nut off, then you there. Get you some ash, here. Like good one.
“Dat cooter cat. When you suckin’ just…you go about your business. you light a cigarette…some ash Listen to the interview with Willy at
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