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L e t t e r s t o t h e Reade r
Dear Cookin With Ass, good or evil in this world. the victim’s list in our crime But this offshore drilling thing
We just wanted to remind What are you doing to uplift blotter. Walk in groups and really does affect YOU!
you that the last time you the human spirit? Your don’t accept rides from See, you got your SUVs,
701 Gervais Street Suite 150-218 ran you prompted this email potshots at people who sketchy locals. (Even if they minivans, and brand new H3
Columbia, SC 29201 from the publisher’s mother: would rather advertise in did run for Mayor.) But in order to fill them they
Publisher Paul F. Blake “Since I have now the Baptist newspaper are may put a refinery out at sea
803.446.3458 spent some time reading counterproductive and an Columbia City Paper Off the coast of that beach
Editor Corey Hutchins
other features, I would be insult to both the advertisers where you learned to surf
803.261.6874 remiss if I did not tell you and the Baptists. No matter Dear black turtleneck and play
how disappointed I am how many papers you wearing artsy folks with How about a clamoring oil
Senior Writer Chris McCarter with the overall tone of the print, advertisers who pay, purple eyeglasses, rig like a few miles away?
paper. It is not something the end does not justify Our poems always get a Some think that’s fine and
General Sales Manager
Todd Morehead
that I would be proud to the means. As publisher, tremendous response so this just is just what we need
803-740-9090 be associated with. You you have the opportunity here’s another one: To bring our staggering state
are going overboard with to change the tone of your up to modern-day speed
Music Editor Sean Rayford your portrayal of a sleazy paper. As it stands now, you A Poem About Drilling SC’s So call your representative
Graphic Design Sarah Maddocks, character in the person of are appealing to the least Coast and see what they have to
Jacky Schuler
Joe Fatalatte. The disrespect common denominator. You, It’s not our fault our state’s a say
Contributors Polly Baker, Andy Brack, Max which you show for women as always, are in my thoughts South Park joke Hopefully it will be more than
Cannon, Hick’ry Hawkins, Matt Jones, Deric and men is shocking. If and prayers.” And Jon Stewart thinks “no comment, have a nice
Kempsell, Aaron McGruder, Will Moredock, that’s your idea of humor, Love, Mother we’re all local yolks day.”
Todd Morehead, Ted Rall, Dan Savage you have a long way to go. I know you’re thinking— Call The State and ask them
Advertising Account Executive
The letters to the reader are Columbia City Paper great— another poem… why they don’t make it front
Annie Kershner obnoxious. The “Cooking About the confederate flag, page
with Ass” is a disgrace. If you Dear residents of Five (sigh), “Yankee, go home!” Before we’re another punch
Advertisers in Columbia City Paper assume responsibility for the really believe in the dignity Points, But this time it’s not about line on Comedy Central’s
entire content of their advertisements. The first copy of Colum-
bia City Paper is free. Additional copies are $1 each. Views ex- of every human being, you Now that school is out and that or ‘Ol Strom main stage.
pressed do not necessarily represent the opinions of Columbia certainly aren’t showing it in Five Points turns into an Or Andre Bauer’s speeding -CH
City Paper or its publisher. (C)2006 Columbia City Paper, LLC.
your newspaper. Everyone open-air public drunk-tank tickets or Joe Azar’s mom Columbia City Paper
must decide whether they for vagrants and hoodlums, We joke around a lot about
are going to be a force for try to keep yourselves out of politicians, that’s true
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and some started to vent about the time, Debbie Parker, spoke out saying
Five Points Merchants To Form secrecy of the association.
“One particular item: a business
the association had nothing to do with
him.
few years ago, the state lost millions in of the bar at most establishments. Likewise,
revenue – something South Carolina can’t Sex on the Beach, Sex with the Bartender,
afford in a budget crunch. Liquid Cocaine or a Crack Ho all may go
But state economist Bill Gillespie said on special.
a plan to boost sales taxes by five percent And the big bottle change may make it
on drinks to make up for minibottle revenue more reasonable (for the wallet) to take the
losses would essentially start out revenue Blood of Christ (Jose Cuervo, Chambord,
neutral – it wouldn’t cost the state $6 Grenadine, cranberry and sour soda); or,
million a year, according to an analysis by for the truly heretical, the Four Horsemen
his office. (Crown Royal, Jose Cuervo, vodka and
“I’m not worried about losing any gin). And if you’d prefer to empty your guts
revenue,” Gillespie said. “But over time with instead of your wallet, shoot a German
inflation, the state would start generating Burrito (Jager and Tequila).
more revenue because sales taxes are
based on percentages, while the current From Brown Bags to Baby Bottles
minibottle tax was a fee not indexed for
inflation.” South Carolina started down the
But though there appears to be bottle-strewn road in 1973, when the state
additional administrative and accounting legalized liquor-by-the-drink and mandated
costs to handle the new tax structure, the minibottles so customers could track their
overall tax per ounce of booze is cheaper. alcohol intake – the theory being people
It remains to be seen whether the lesser tax would drink less if they could see the bottle
burden for a multi-mixed shot or drink using in front of them.
free-pour compared to a per-bottle tax for The minibottle law made sense to a lot
minibottles is a savings that will be passed of people at first. The smaller-is-better idea
along to patrons. placated religious conservatives reluctant to
But while it may be pennies per pour, support any liquor-by-the-drink legislation.
the economies of scale from that 0.2 ounces Liquor supporters then pushed to enact
soaked from hundreds of spirit indulgers the law as a constitutional amendment,
may be a boon for downtown bars. making it harder for prohibitionists to return
Some bars anticipate lowering the state to its bring-your-own-bottle,
prices for drink specials, and others even “brown bagging” past.
programs for low-income children, and percent to the Department of Agriculture this small group – this is like profiling,” bill to drop criminal penalties against
set up a similar program for employees for healthy living and eating promotion Battle said. establishment owners and operators.
of small businesses – those with 75 or and youth smoking prevention. While the tax increase push He and other bill supporters said the
fewer employees. Meanwhile, the new health insurance ultimately failed last week, a bill to ban measure addresses a pressing public
subsidy benefits would remain, and the smoking in restaurants and bars may health issue.
Cigs to CHIPs state would be left with less money for a reach the House floor next year. Rutherford said the bill was about
Rice’s bill would have taken money law that would become an entitlement, As for his colleague Battle, Rice clean air and protecting the public, but
reaped from cigarette taxes and filtered Rice said. said, “Jim is very sincere.” some on the committee said it would put
part of the 32 cents into the CHIP “The problem is that the money goes Battle comes from a tobacco growing the state on a course to ban smoking
program – the federal-state Children’s down with youth prevention programs family and is a merchant involved in the in other places. Committee members
Health Insurance Program (CHIP) and promotion of healthy lifestyles,” tobacco business. “He’s not influenced who opposed the bill said it crosses into
created under Title XXI of the Social Rice said. by lobbyists, he’s just on a different side personal freedoms that the marketplace
Security Act, expands health coverage If all South Carolinians kicked the of the issue,” Rice said would solve.
to uninsured. It supplements children’s habit, the state would be left with its Busted for smoking In Greenville, the American Beverage
health insurance for families with income own unfunded mandate. The full Judiciary Committee Licensees’ South Carolina Chapter has
under 200 percent of the federal poverty The other proposed cig tax bill also nixed a Judiciary subcommittee been distributing a neon yellow flyer
level. would begin with a 30-cent increase the provision in the bill that would impose alerting bar patrons that “restaurants
Another health insurance subsidy first year, followed by two 5-cent-per- criminal penalties for those violating the and bars could end up suffering huge
program funded by the tax would help year increases for two years, capping at smoking ban. The original bill would have revenue losses if a government-
employees of small businesses who 42 cents over three years. made smoking in restaurants, bars and mandated smoking ban is passed,” and
earn incomes less than 200 percent Smoking in the bathroom recreational facilities a misdemeanor for that many bar and wait staff could lose
of poverty pay their health insurance Battle had argued that smokers violators, punishable by a $50 fine. their jobs.
costs. The trouble is, if the cigarette were being unfairly singled out. A 10- However, when the bill was marked “If you oppose this legislation,
tax bill does what it’s expected – and year House veteran, Battle said he was up in the full Judiciary Committee, and the very concept of unnecessary
intended – to do, fewer people would shocked by the progress anti-smoking lawmakers removed the criminal government regulation, please stand
smoke and the anticipated tax revenue legislation is making this year. Smoking penalties from the proposed legislation united with our industry by telling your
would go down, Rice explained. Four “really is under assault,” Battle said. when it came out of a subcommittee elected officials that you oppose any
percent of the money would go to youth “Why do we have to have this tax – and not in a smoke-filled backroom. smoking ban legislation that does not
smoking prevention programs and one on the smokers? You’re taking it from Rutherford also agreed to amend the exempt bars and restaurants,” reads
News citypaper May 10, 2006
the flyer, which includes numbers and The estimated health-care costs want to quit, we emphasize the impact campaign cash by top S.C. lawmakers.
emails for Speaker Bobby Harrell and of $1 billion often are borne by the on the bottom line,” said Taylor. Rep. Dan Tripp, R-Greenville, and
the Greenville’s legislative delegation. state, which pays Medicaid costs. Smoking also hurts productivity, the S.C. chapter of Common Cause
“Let them know that these types of There are more than 5,900 tobacco- Taylor says. Those taking frequent smoke have teamed up on a bill, which Tripp
decisions are best left up to the owner related deaths in South Carolina each breaks “adversely affect company introduced late last month. It would ban
of an establishment.” year the state spends more than $854 morale with their smoking rituals,” so-called “leadership PACs” from giving
Also being distributed by million per year treating tobacco-related the group says. Smokers are absent to campaigns and prohibit independent
tobacconists in South Carolina, by the health problems, according to the S.C. from work 50 percent more often than expenditures, such as campaign
Retail Tobacco Dealers of America, Tobacco Collaborative. Tobacco smoke nonsmokers and the annual health care mailings.
extols smokers to contact their increases the risk of Sudden Infant costs for a smoker is $300 more than The bill was sent to the House
legislative representatives, and quotes Death Syndrome (SIDS). Smoking kills for a nonsmoker, according to Action on Judiciary Committee. A hearing has not
Benjamin Franklin: “We must indeed all more people than alcohol, AIDS, car Smoking and Health. been scheduled.
hang together or most assuredly we will crashes, illegal drugs, murders, and Since 1999, 70 percent of the U.S. “The leadership PACs clearly violate
hang separately.” suicides combined. workforce worked under a smoke- the spirit of the Ethics Act that was
Cigarette company officials said On March 15, Blue Cross Blue free policy, ranging from 84 percent passed after Operation Lost Trust,”
lawmakers are moving too fast and not Shield of South Carolina started a in Utah to 49 percent in Nevada. Tripp said, referring to the early 1990s
acknowledging the perks of the low program that could shift more of the Workplace productivity was increased FBI sting that netted lawmakers and
cigarette taxes. cost of healthcare onto employees who and absenteeism was decreased lobbyists in a vote-buying scheme.
“Before we do anything hasty, let’s smoke, said spokeswoman Elizabeth among former smokers compared with According to State Ethics
see what positive economic benefits Hammond. current smokers, according to a 2001 Commission records, in the first three
there might be,” said John Singleton, Late last year, docs began a study Journal of Occupational and months of 2006, the Palmetto Leadership
spokesman for R.J. Reynolds Tobacco. campaign to stamp out smoking when Environmental Medicine. Council received $3,500 contributions
“I think you’ll see South Carolina sell a the Greenville County Medical Society Smoke-free Eats – the maximum allowed – from each
lot more cigarettes.” launched a collaborative anti-smoking Already, many businesses are either of 17 donors, including: R.J. Reynolds
South Carolina’s 7-cents-a-pack tax initiative with the Greenville Family starting smoking cessation programs Tobacco Co.; BMW; The Joye Law Firm
is the lowest in the nation. The national Partnership, which, among other efforts, for employees or banning smoking of Charleston; BMW; and the Outdoor
average is 92 cents a pack, and the is urging and educating local doctors on in the workplace without a law on the Advertising Association.
nationwide average price for a pack of how to get patients to stop smoking, books. Currently, Taylor is working For the Greenville Family
smokes is about $4.12, meaning if you said Terry Taylor, the group’s Tobacco with the Spinx Co., which is helping its Partnership’s Guide to Smoke-Free
have a pack a day habit, you could Education Coordinator. employees kick the habit with cessation Dining, click:
spend nearly $50 or more a month. Taylor said in each state where programs.
A smoking ban in public places cigarette taxes have been raised, youth “We’ve seen a recent trend of more http://www.redribbonworks.org/
remains a contentious issue in South smoking has decreased. and more smoke-free dining,” Taylor images/smokefree_dining_guide_WEB.
Carolina, highlighted by competing But in Columbia, lawmakers’ refusal said. pdf
arguments that smoking is a public to support a cigarette tax hike leaves Stax restaurants have banned
health nuisance but also is a matter of the state with the dubious distinction indoor smoking, as did Capri’s some American Lung Association,
personal choice that should have limited of having the lowest cigarette tax in the years back, and Devereux’s downtown, March 2006 – Secondhand smoke, also
government regulation. nation. Forty-two states have raised and Trio’s Brick Oven have banned know as environmental tobacco smoke,
House lawmakers were expected their tobacco taxes in recent years. smoking. is a mixture of the smoke given off by the
to take up the smoking ban bill when Every single state that has significantly Soby’s is banning indoor smoking burning end of a cigarette, pipe or cigar
they returned April 18 from a weeklong increased its cigarette tax has enjoyed after its renovation revealed the ravages and the smoke exhaled from the lungs
spring break. But House put off debate substantial increases in revenue despite of smoke on its interior. of smokers. It is involuntarily inhaled by
on the proposed ban. Speaker Harrell, the decline in smoking. “You wouldn’t believe how dirty nonsmokers, lingers in the air hours after
R-Charleston, was inundated with “The value of tobacco tax has things can get,” Taylor said. “The residue cigarettes have been extinguished and
requests to move the bill to the contested been proven nationally,” Taylor said. from tobacco smoke stays in the carpet can cause or exacerbate a wide range of
calendar for broader debate later in the “Higher taxes statistically always keeps and the environment.” adverse health effects, including cancer,
session. new smokers from starting the habit. Recently, the Sophisticated Palate – respiratory infections, and asthma.1
Rep. Robert Leach, R-Greenville, Some people we see in cessation have after wife and co-owner Barbara Greppe
• Secondhand smoke has
said “I don’t smoke because I’m a been smoking for years and have been was diagnosed with lung cancer – went
been classified by the Environmental
Christian.” desperately trying to quit for years. They smoke-free.
Protection Agency (EPA) as a known
Still, he opposed the bill, because often mention peer pressure, and say Secondhand smoke is harmful, says
cause of cancer in humans (Group A
he said the government had no right to ‘I wish I’d never started.’ So it’s crucial Taylor. For example, a child exposed
carcinogen).2
interfere in such individual decisions as that we lower teenage smoking.” to smoke from a parent’s cigarette is
smoking. One third of young people who just more likely to have sore throats and ear • Secondhand smoke causes
“This is a big step today, and I want “experiment” with smoking become infections. approximately 3,000 lung cancer deaths
you to think about this before you vote,” addicted by age 20, according to the “Some people say, they don’t smoke
group, and 90 percent of smokers begin and 35,000-62,000 heart disease deaths
he said on the floor. around their kids,” Taylor said. “But if in adult nonsmokers in the United States
Societal Costs of Smoking before the age of 19. One in three (36 you hold a baby with smoke residue on
percent) of South Carolina high school each year.3
The cost of smoking affects far you, the chemicals and bi-products of
students smoke, Taylor says.
more than puffers paying for a pack. cigarettes can get on the baby.” • A study found that nonsmokers
Part of Taylor’s job is to educate
Smoking-related illnesses raise health R.J. Reynolds Tops PAC exposed to environmental smoke were
businesses and young people that those
insurance rates for all. Contributions 25 percent more likely to have coronary
who use tobacco products cause higher
“The use of tobacco products is In another legislative event, a heart diseases compared to nonsmokers
health care costs to companies and to
driving up the cost of health care for all Republican lawmaker and a government not exposed to smoke.4
run smoking cessation programs.
of us,” said Rice, a longtime supporter watchdog group have paired up to
“We’re not trying to polarize smokers
of cigarette tax increases. curtail what they say is a “shakedown” of • Nonsmokers exposed to
against non-smokers, but for those who
10 Viewpoints citypaper May 10, 2006
secondhand smoke at work are at Sources:
increased risk for adverse health effects.
Levels of ETS in restaurants and bars 1. California
Protection Agency.
Environmental
Health Effects
Playing Catch Up
were found to be 2 to 5 times higher than By Will Moredock
in residences with smokers and 2 to 6 of Exposure to Environmental
times higher than in office workplaces.5 Tobacco Smoke. September 1997. talking to local Chambers of Commerce or
2. U.S. Environmental Protection It’s now too late to stop the oil wells Rotary luncheons about their plans to open
• Since 1999, 70 percent of Agency. Respiratory Health Effects of the coast to oil drilling.
the U.S. workforce worked under Passive Smoking: Lung Cancer and If you’ve been paying attention, you But why have the local media failed to
a smoke-free policy, ranging from Other Disorders. December 1992. know that something monstrous may soon report this story, which has been percolating
come to the South Carolina coast. I speak in through Washington and Columbia for a year
83.9 percent in Utah to 48.7 percent 3. California Environmental
relative terms, of course. To a child, seven to now? Local television stations have had the
in Nevada.6 Workplace productivity Protection Agency. Health Effects
10 years is an eternity. To a college student, story for many weeks, but only last week got
was increased and absenteeism was of Exposure to Environmental it’s “long term.” To one who has reached my around to mentioning it on their air. We all
decreased among former smokers Tobacco Smoke. September 1997. mellow age, it is just another page in the know that local television news is really good
compared with current smokers.7 4. He, J.; Vupputuri, S.; Allen, K.; et book. for little more than chasing fire trucks, but
al. Passive Smoking and the Risk of Whatever your age, if your are a resident why were The Charleston Post and Courier
• As of 2005, 9 smoke-free Coronary Heart Disease-A Meta-Analysis of the Lowcounrtry, the prospect of the oil and The State newspaper in Columbia sitting
states prohibit smoking in almost all of Epidemiologic Studies. New England industry staking its claim on South Carolina’s on their hands on this story? With their large
workplaces, including restaurants and Journal of Medicine 1999; 340: 920-6. coastal shelf, building massive refineries staffs, they had the resources to break this
bars (CA, CT, DE, ME, MA, NY, RI, VT 5. U.S. Department of Health and terminals on our shores, threatening story but made the conscious decision not
and WA).8 and Human Services. Report on our beaches, our tourism, our wildlife, our to.
seafood is a threat that must be faced now. At this writing, The State still has not
Carcinogens, Tenth Edition 2002.
• Secondhand smoke is National Now means today and the place to face touched the story. The P&C treated the topic
Toxicology Program. it is in Columbia and Washington. There with only a Frank Wooten column, back in
especially harmful to young children. 6. Shopland, D. Smoke-Free
Secondhand smoke is responsible for Workplace Coverage. Journal of are forces in both cities who seek to lift the October 2005, then with a front-page news
moratorium on exploration and drilling for story two weeks ago. Is it paranoid to think
between 150,000 and 300,000 lower Occupational and Environmental oil on the continental shelf. Decisions are that these media corporations are in league
respiratory tract infections in infants Medicine. 2001; 43(8): 680-686.
being made very quickly and very quietly. with other large corporate interests in trying
and children under 18 months of age, 7. Halpern, M.T.; Shikiar, R.; Rentz, A.M.; How quietly? Ask yourself: When was the to slide this legislation through before
resulting in between 7,500 and 15,000 Khan, Z.M. Impact of Smoking Status on last time you heard anyone discussing anyone notices? For the Post and Courier,
hospitalizations each year, and causes Workplace Absenteeism and Productivity. this monumental disposition of our natural this failure to pursue the story – let alone
1,900 to 2,700 sudden infant death Tobacco Control 2001; 10: 233-238. resources and our way of life? At least the to come out editorially against offshore
syndrome (SIDS) deaths in the United 8. American Lung Association, Alaska National Wildlife Refuge has been in drilling – is particularly reprehensible. The
States annually.9 the news for the last few years. The people P&C, and the Manigault family who own
State of Tobacco Control: 2005.
of Alaska – and the American public – have it, pride themselves on their environmental
9. California Environmental
• Secondhand smoke exposure had the information to debate the issue and stewardship.
Protection Agency. Health Effects put it on the national agenda. In Pages of History, the P&C’s self-
may cause buildup of fluid in the
of Exposure to Environmental But what about the South Atlantic published history of its first 200 years,
middle ear, resulting in 700,000 to 1.6
Tobacco Smoke. September 1997. Continental Shelf? For years the oil and gas author Charles R. Rowe writes, “The Post
million physician office visits per year.
1 0 . I b i d . industry has been investing and speculating and Courier has given substantial coverage
Secondhand smoke can also aggravate
11. Schuster, MA, Franke T, Pham on the coast from Maryland to Florida. They to environmental issues through…special
symptoms in 400,000 to 1,000,000
CB. Smoking Patterns of Household have been planting seeds and spending projects showing the threat to natural areas
children with asthma.10 money in state capitals and in Washington. and natural resources.” The narrative went
Members and Visitors in Homes
Now they may be on the verge of reaping on to describe how the paper campaigned
• In the United States, 21 million, with Children in United States. their harvest. successfully in 1997 to stop a sand diversion
or 35 percent of, children live in homes Archives of Pediatric Adolescent In Washington, the House has passed project that would have threatened the
where residents or visitors smoke in the Medicine. Vol. 156, 2002: 1094-1100. one bill that would allow coastal states pelican rookery on Bird Key. Somehow the
home on a regular basis.11 Approximately 12. U.S. Environmental Protection to opt out of the federal ban on coastal newspaper missed the story of oil wells
50-75 percent of children in the United Agency. America’s Children and exploration and drilling and another bill that and refineries coming to the coast of South
States have detectable levels of cotinine, the Environment: Measures of would relax environmental standards on the Carolina.
the breakdown product of nicotine in the Contaminants, Body Burdens, and petrochemical industry and give the president Now the story is out in the open and
blood.12 Illnesses. Second Edition. February 2003 power to unilaterally designate federal land sources tell me that Henry Brown is taking
13. Diethelm PA, Rielle JC, McKee M. for the building of new oil refineries. The a beating on the subject from constituents
• New research indicates that The Whole Truth and Nothing but the Francis Marion National Forest looks like calling and writing in. Keep up the good
secret research conducted by cigarette Truth? The Research Philip Morris Did exactly what the writers of that legislation work. And on Election Day, don’t forget who
had in mind. tried to sell our coast to the oil industry.
company Philip Morris in the 1980s Not Want You to See. Lancet. Vol. 364
In Columbia, two Upstate Republicans
showed that secondhand smoke No. 9446, 2004
have introduced bills that would allow South letters@columbiacitypaper.com
was highly toxic, yet the company Carolina to waive the federal moratorium on
suppressed the finding during the next oil and gas exploration and would explore
Here’s what two S.C. politicians
two decades.13 the building of a petroleum refinery on the
feel about the issue:
coast.
For more information on Supporting these efforts have been two
“I would hate to see us spoil our
secondhand smoke, please review the coastal congressmen, Henry Brown of the
environment just to gain another mile
Tobacco Morbidity and Mortality Trend first district and Joe Wilson of the second
down a dead end street.”
letters@columbiacitypaper.com -Oscar Lovelace, Republican
Report as well as our Lung Disease district.
If you are surprised to learn that the oil
campaigning for governor
Data publication in the Data and
Statistics section of our website, or call and gas industry may be coming here, it is
not because you have been napping. No
“Hi…We’ve decided to sit this
the American Lung Association at 1- story out. Thanks!”
one should be surprised that Henry Brown
800-LUNG-USA (1-800-586-4872). -Congressman Joe Wilson’s office
and Joe Wilson have kept a low profile on
this issue. Neither of them has been seen
Loose Lips citypaper May 10, 2006 11
LOOSE LIPS
Opinion and Political Gossip Column
By Alice Addertounge
Manager position. They have also
Convention Center In The Black scheduled diversity/sensitivity training
for all staff, according to documents
Steve Camp, President and CEO obtained by Columbia City Paper.
of Midlands Authority for Conventions Regina Lewis, an attorney
Sports and Tourism, approached City specializing in litigation matters
Council in the meeting on April 19 for including discrimination, wrongful
continued funding for his organization, termination, breach of contract, and
which not only runs the Convention other employment-related claims in both
Center but also promotes tourism in the state and federal courts, directed the
the Midlands. Kirkman Finlay III, the committee.
newest member of City Council, was Looks like the Convention Center is
quick to question the funding of Camp’s doing both a good job at learning from
organization when there are other groups their mistakes, as well as covering their
in need. legal behinds. Kudos is deserved for
You’d think City Council would CEO Steve Camp for crisis management
want to continue to fund something and minimizing embarrassment for the
like the Convention Center and tourism City of Columbia.
overall, especially when it has proven to
be a success financially. But perhaps Dirt Bags
it wasn’t the money that was making Speaking of learning from their
council members give a second look. mistakes, it only took SCE&G 59 days to
Tensions rose as Council member clean up their sub station property in the
Sam Davis brought up complaints that residential neighborhood of Eau Claire.
African American groups have lodged “I represent Eau Claire,” Sam
against the Convention Center. Davis Davis said, declaring that he would do
voiced concerns that the only complaints something about the mess.
against the Convention Center come SCE&G had a crew cleaning up the
from these “certain groups.” property later that day.
Davis cited at least one incident in
particular: Congressman Jim Clyburn’s Girlfriends, Removal of Evidence, and
2005 Endowment Holiday Gala. One of Political Payoffs
the complaints was that many people Remember $50,000 being spent
who donated large sums of money on a city slogan? Well, it looks like some
to be at the event got cold dinners, incumbents are returning some more
and some none at all. Referring to an favors with plans to allocate a quarter
internal review of operations regarding million dollars to a major advertising
the alleged incidents, Davis said, “They agency head in town, who —of course—
shouldn’t have to do that in the year has a friend in high places.
2006.” Clyburn’s office said to call Janice A Sheriff’s Deputy allegedly saw
Marshall, a local certified event planner another major player at City Hall in a
hired by the committee to evaluate the vehicle behind a warehouse on Shop
situation from a different perspective. Road. Perhaps he was rendezvousing
“There were some complaints and with his high-paid assistant, who some
we brought closure to it,” Marshall said. say gets more than work thrown in her And much, much, more
The Convention Center responded lap. The man was supposedly at the
to a records request with one of the wrong place at the wrong time with one
responses to Clyburn’s complaint, of his girlfriends and left behind a little
promising they are reviewing all other evidence that needed covering up—
complaints and assured that they “will which of course took the help of another
communicate further on these items city employee.
shortly.” Remember, a lot of real news
The Convention Center and comes from my gossip so keep an eye
Congressman Clyburn’s office are out for Alice Addertounge.
not sharing the details of the initial
complaints. They must have had alice@columbiacitypaper.com
some merit as the Convention Center
created a Policies and Procedures Audit
Committee as well as a Special Events
12 Letters citypaper May 10, 2006
they going to shoot her with, embalming
Mr. Meaner’s While talking to police at an incident lo-
cation, the suspect decided it was okay
292 0 2
A Columbia Police officer filed a report
fluid? Come on, 4100 block North Main
Street
to just walk away. Police told her to stop saying he lost his city-issued raincoat
but she didn’t. Too bad she left her ID valued at $100. Please doo NOT wor- 292 0 4
with the cops. She now has a warrant ry— His supervisor was notified. 00 The words “F$!k, I’m going to kill you”
for her arrest, poor thing 7300 block block Justice Square are what got a 34-year-old woman
Patterson Road thrown in jail earlier this week. The
After smashing a glass front window woman was being loud and swearing in
While in room 807 at Baptist Hospital, a of a motel, police found the crackhead public place and police had no time for
60-year-old Columbia woman said $400 responsible to be “suffering hallucina- it. She was arrested for disorderly con-
was taken from her purse. She told po- tions,” and under the influence of an duct. You only get away with that kind
CRIME
lice that she thinks a nurse technician “unknown substance.” Well...until they of thing if your name is Courtney Love
stole her money while she used the rest found the $20 worth of crack rock in his and you live in LA, 1700 block Tremain
room. Somebody call Robert Stack, pocket, 6300 Main Street Street
WAT C H
1300 block Taylor Street
While walking down the street, a 40- 292 0 5
Cops saw a man pulling on the door year-old woman was approached by Some jerk-off threw a rock through the
handles of a car. Turns out he has a war- a stranger. He picked her up off the back window of a guy’s car causing
The people involved in these rant in Rock Hill. Stay there next time, ground and then threw her down on the $250 in damages. Sucks, 2200 block
events are innocent until proven Columbia has enough of you sketch- sidewalk. Then he walked away, 3400 College Street
balls, 700 block Lady Street block Carver Street
guilty. The accounts come
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directly from police reports. While on the scene to a fight in progress Some little punk smashed a mailbox A victim told officers of the law that
This is not a court of law. in Five Points, police arrested a 22-year- this week. He probably watched “Dazed someone called his residence threaten-
old man for being “drunk and loud.” he and Confused” on TBS too many times, ing him because he “called his wife a
was told twice to stop but didn’t. We 5000 Randall Ave. bitch.” The caller said the person better
29 0 52 just hope this wasn’t his only graduation How would you feel if you ended up in “watch himself whenever he returns to
TIP OF THE WEEK: If you’re driving present, 600 block Harden Street the crime blotter for stealing something Rochester, NY.” I’ve been to Rochester,
around smoking weed, don’t have your that cost $1.05? Probably exactly like believe me, there’s no reason to go back
music playing real loud like a jackass. A 26-year-old man was also arrested in this reject who got away with it. Good there, 300 block Beltline Blvd.
Cops pulled a car over this week for just Five Points that night on the charges of steal, buddy, 3900 block Main Street
that and found pot, the driver driving drunkenness. He was found to be “in a April fools a month late maybe? Some-
under suspension and in possession of highly intoxicated condition...had slurred An employee of Bi-Lo told officers that a one used liquid welding to clog up the
marijuana within proximity to a school. speech and was unsteady on his feet. In cashier had stolen $93.50 in lottery tick- lock on a front door here in Columbia.
It better have been a damn good song, cop talk that means you’re drunk. Re- ets. Now that’s a serious gamble, 3900 Two month before, the same thing hap-
3200 block Harper Street member it. 600 block Harden Street block Main Street pened but with Super Glue. What’s next,
the “Hand buzzer?” Snapping gum?
29 0 5 3 While reporting to a trespassing call, A 73-year-old woman told officers some- Maybe the old plastic wrap over the toi-
A 30-year-old woman told officers she police found a 40-year-old man with an one threatened to shoot her. What were let bowl trick? 2700 block Rosewood
was threatened with a knife. Her name unlawful weapon.
is not Janet Leigh, 2300 block Ervin Now, it was only a
Street pocketknife but in
Columbia THAT is
29 0 6 1 considered an “un-
An officer caught a 30-year-old man with lawful weapon.” Be
an open container of Schlitz Malt Liquor careful, 700 block
in public. The subject was arrested for Crosshill Road
disorderly conduct and an open con-
tainer in public, but received no tickets Police found a sub-
or citations for drinking s$!t beer— a far ject with marijuana
worse offense if you ask us, 5000 block and two knives.
Holmes Ave. Playing with weed
and knives at 48-
29 0 7 3 years-old? Only
A 17-year-old Lexington female was re- in Columbia, 3400
ported missing May 6. She did not come block Broad River
home by the time she was supposed to. Road
No word yet on whether FOX News has
been notified or if the young woman has DEAR COLUMBIA:
ever been to Aruba, 1200 block Assem- Please stop call-
bly Street ing the cops about
“drunk pedes-
292 0 1 trians.” This is a
“The suspect and his girlfriend drove COLLEGE TOWN.
up while hollering [and] screaming be- Get a clue, clown
cause, according to her, he was trying shoe. Police ar-
to take her phone and using profanity,” rested a man for
a reporting officer said of an incident drunkenness on
in the Food Lion parking lot. Turns out Gervais Street af-
the driver smelled like booze and was ter a complaint.
arrested for drunkenness, 1000 block Blah blah blah, 900
Broad River Road Gervais Street
Iraq citypaper May 10, 2006 13
Drive machines at Wash World, 4000 block
Duncan Street
An officer on patrol said he saw “a black
male shaking a USA [Today] paper ma- 292 0 6
chine.” The officer approached the guy When a man asked his ex if he could
but he ran off. It was reported the man take their child home for the day and
took an unknown amount of money she said no, he grabbed her by the arm
from the newspaper box. Police will and swung her around the place. Then
take fingerprints. The only good news he let her arm go and grabbed her by
is that USA Today seems to lean a little the neck and “applied pressure.” May-
bit towards the right side of the political be his cellmate will dress him up girly-
spectrum. That tells us the recent van- style and show him how to really treat
dalism and theft of Columbia City Pa- a lady…with a broomstick. 2000 block
per’s newspaper boxes isn’t politically Pinehurst Road
motivated, 3800 block Devine Street
(Piggly Wiggly) 292 0 9
A woman said that someone knocked
An employee of the College Mart in Five her to the ground, hit her head on a bike
Points told officers that he appeared to and then punched a person trying to
have been given a counterfeit $20 bill. help her, 4000 block Plowden Road
College students do tend to be subject
to abject poverty. Well, the ones who 292 1 0
aren’t driving SUVs, wearing croakies, Police responded to the attempted safe
boat shoes and pink polos do anyway— cracking of a Wachovia ATM. They didn’t
so I guess we’re talking about “real” col- get any money but did cause $250 in
lege students, 2000 block Devine Street damages to the machine, 100 Dutch
Square Blvd.
Officers found two change boxes lying
on the side of the road this week. Po-
lice believe the boxes were taken from
a “money/vending machine of some
sort.” Too bad no one else found them,
that’s a lot of Pinball and free washing
14 The Angry Whale citypaper May 10, 2006
The Angry Whale citypaper May 10, 2006 15
16 Letters citypaper May 10, 2006
Soundboard citypaper May 10, 2006 17
1530 Main St., Cola.
Soundboard
Thursday, May 18 Dylan Kight
Brightford
New Brookland Tavern
122 State St., West Cola. Wild Wing Café
MC Frontalot 1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola.
Juicebox Suicide Blonde
Thursday, May 11 DJ Vitae Yukos The Crude
DJ Lyria Sunday, May 21
New Brookland Tavern New Brookland Tavern
122 State St., West Cola. Jammin Java 122 State St., West Cola. New Brookland Tavern
Sobriquet 1530 Main St., Cola. Why Johnny Kills 122 State St., West Cola.
Year Future The Brilliant Inventions Falling Off A Building Emanuel
Thank God Scott Ivey Moon Mullins The Audition
The Disease My American Heart
Wild Wing Café Headliners Lorean Love
Headliners 1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola. 700 Gervais St., Cola.
700 Gervais St., Cola. Standard Candle 30 Seconds to Mars Monday, May 20
“Pets Inc. Benefit” The Red
Salt Creek Sunday, May 14 Jumpsuit Wild Wing Café
Papa String Band Apparatus 1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola.
New Brookland Tavern Keating Tokyo Joe
New Brookland Tavern 122 State St., West Cola. Men, Women, and Children
122 State St., West Cola. Goodnight Providence Tuesday, May 23
Mad Happy Fixed Till Tuesday Jammin Java
Juice Box The Hundredth 1530 Main St., Cola. New Brookland Tavern
Enclaved Chris Ayer 122 State St., West Cola.
Jammin Java Adam Klein Cities Apart
1530 Main St., Cola. New Brookland Tavern Parkside
Carey Sims 122 State St., West Cola. Friday, May 19 Brookside
Gregory Douglass FLY Just R Luck
Ronny Drew Rockefeller Horsecollar New Brookland Tavern
Petrillo Relents 122 State St., West Cola. Wednesday, May 24
Wild Wing Café Death Valley Driver Firefly Summer
1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola. The Baldness Flyboy New Brookland Tavern
Bill Wharton – The Sauce Boss erectorset Nate Poole 122 State St., West Cola.
Rarshak The Witch That Bedazzled The Black Domina
Friday, May 12 The Seven Seas Early Grace
Monday, May 15 Adison Croft
New Brookland Tavern Headliners Xemir
122 State St., West Cola. Wild Wing Café 700 Gervais St., Cola. Israel’s Son
Rocket Summer 1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola. The Downcide
Paramore Tokyo Joe Convey Wild Wing Café
Brandtson Stagger Back 1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola.
Dklimb Tuesday, May 16 Joystick
Jammin Java
Jammin Java New Brookland Tavern 1530 Main St., Cola. Thursday, May 25
1530 Main St., Cola. 122 State St., West Cola. Taylor Davis & Brad Passions
Gary Pfaff Jupiter Sunrise New Brookland Tavern
John Pringle Let Go Saturday, May 20 122 State St., West Cola.
Kaddisfly Ruba Say and the Cosmic Rays
Wild Wing Café New Brookland Tavern The Significant Others
1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola. Wednesday, May 17 122 State St., West Cola. Noise Machine
Stone Cold Fox Quickfuse Normal Bias
New Brookland Tavern Diavolo
Saturday, May 13 122 State St., West Cola. Level-C New Brookland Tavern
6PM Encased 122 State St., West Cola.
New Brookland Tavern Maestro Mindspill The 303s
122 State St., West Cola. Stepchain Lismore
5PM Suitable Paradise New Brookland Tavern Nooner
Far From Clear 10PM 122 State St., West Cola.
Night Kills the Day “Non Stop Hip Hop Live” Autonomous Jammin Java
Counter Intelligence Almost Jason 1530 Main St., Cola.
A Farewell To Arms Jammin Java The AltaEgos Eric Vinson
9:30PM 1530 Main St., Cola. Sean McConnell
The Stelle Group Dave Barnes Headliners
Gabe Dixon 700 Gervais St., Cola.
New Brookland Tavern Sterling Y
122 State St., West Cola. Wild Wing Café
Symmetry IV 1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola. Jammin Java
Anders Manga Sun Domingo
18 Viewpoints citypaper May 10, 2006
S C S T A T E HO U S E R E P ORT
But while the Democratic contests In the other corner are more maver-
seem to be standard political fare, the ick efforts. At a national level, it would
fact that incumbent Republican leaders be called a “presidential party” with the
are being challenged is of enough con- president setting the agenda. Here,
cern that House Speaker Bobby Harrell it’s probably better called an “execu-
fired a broadside in late April. tive party” with a governor setting the
agenda.
“We have members of the House
Viewpoints citypaper May 10, 2006 19
Leo
Heed this actual advice overheard between two Capricorn
employees of the State of South Carolina: “You’d be a lot An imminent philosopher once said, “Pleasure is fleeting
more popular if you’d stick to using one-syllable words.” ...herpes is forever.” Sadly, you’ll have a lifetime to brood
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As a recent European transplant, you will be crestfallen to
learn that B.Y.O.B. doesn’t mean that you should show up
to a party with your own bidet. Virgo Aquarius
Take vintage fashion to a whole new extreme by looking I love what you’ve done with your eyebrow. Oh, and you
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drums with a broken beer bottle when you find yourself Pisces
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economics with a drag queen named Ginger Vitis and a Libra neighborhood will be strained even further when you
guy in knee-high moccasins, who calls himself “Manhawk”. If you put a quarter in a jar every time a guy with the middle mistake a herd of weekend power-walkers for a Special
name “Wayne” shows up in local media crime reports, Olympics marathon.
you’ll have enough money saved to replace your stolen car
Ted Rall
The Boondocks
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CCP: Paris [Hilton] or Nicole [Richie]?
Paris, definitely.
CCP: Why?
Joe Fotallate is in the Kitchen Cause she’s hot.
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the street?
Nah, I haven’t seen him too much recently, so he’s been
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