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Dear Jim Casey’s, When I clean out my garage this spring, I’ll be sure to save
Hurry back . Saturday nights in Columbia after 2 a.m. something nice for you for Christmas.
just haven’t been the same without you. The whole of the Columbia City Paper
social strata was represented in your cavernous basement
bar. Where else could you see drunken sorority girls and Dear Recycling Guy,
attorneys partying alongside the stringy blonde Rosewood You fill every Thursday morning with comedy, your loud
tweaker types that you see riding a child’s bicycle from their curses rivaling the clanging of the empty glass bottles that you
meth trailer to the convenience store? We look forward to the sling angrily into your truck. “Goddamn! You drink this much,
day that you rise from the ashes like a sketchy phoenix. you got a problem!” That’s right... filled two bins again. This
Columbia City Paper business takes it toll, man.
Columbia City Paper
Dear Mall Santas,
You guys are the unsung heroes of the season. While Dear Heart Broken at Christmas,
the real Santa and his elves are busy putting the finishing Most sociopathic partners will smile their way through
touches on everything, you guys contract out to make Christmas so as not to rock the boat, only to dump your
appearances in his place. There must be some kind of union trifling butt on December 27th to give them time to find a cute
contract? And while the big man gets his lists as hardcopy date for the New Years Eve parties. For those sad sacks who
letters, y’all have to memorize each kid’s list and, what, phone got dumped before the holidays, City Paper would like to
them in from the phone booths near the Food Court? Santa suggest a few great country songs to help you along.
gets magic eggnog and a flying sleigh, while you guys putter While the rest of your family revels in holiday cheer, take
home in rusted Chevettes with bottles of peach Schnapps. a decanter of Scotch into a dark guest room and turn up the
Well, City Paper salutes you, mall Santas. ...And, hey, stereo to drown out your weeping so as not to ruin everyone
put in a good word for us, will you? else’s Christmas too. Start off with the seminal classic,
Columbia City Paper “I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on Me.” Follow up
with “Goin’ Through the Big D, and I Don’t Mean Dallas.”
Dear Uncle Barney, Balance that out with some George Jones before moving on
I think I smell a regift here. And it’s not just the scent of to “I’m Drinking Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year).” Cut
the home body wax kit you gave me. For one, the model on the lights, pass out fully clothed in a fetal position, repeat for
the package is leaning on an ‘85 Camaro. Not to mention the six months or so and you’ll be as good as new.
Richway gift bag ; that department store chain has been Columbia City Paper
closed for like 15 years. But, hey, it’s the thought that counts.
DECEMBER 20, 2006 3
PLATINUM PLUS STRIP CLUB MOGUL
UNDER INVESTIGATION IN MEMPHIS:
Columbia club claims no connection
BY TODD MOREHEAD country. Shelby County (TN) District Attorney Bill Gibbons is that Lunati let his rights to the name expire. Yet, in August
seeking the permanent closure and forfeiture of Lunati's 2006, according to court documents obtained by City Paper,
At 1:45 a.m. on Saturday, December 9th local and clubs in that county. U.S. Atty. Christopher E. Cotten also Lunati-listed as President of Entertainment U.S.A. of
federal investigators raided two Memphis, Tenn. strip filed a civil complaint seeking forfeiture of Tennessee/Platinum Plus-
clubs, including a Platinum Plus club. The bust resulted in Lunati's real estate assets. sued Charles Westlund Jr.,
75 arrests and topped off a 19-month undercover inves- Over his 30 years in the adult enter- owner of the Platinum Doll club
tigation of alleged gun trafficking, drug peddling, and tainment industry, Lunati has owned a in Memphis, over the use of
prostitution at the clubs. Authorities seized crack swingers club and a 900-number phone the word “platinum” in the
and powder cocaine, ecstasy, and Lortab, a pre- sex line. In the 1980's he and former busi- establishment's name.
scription painkiller. So far, 11 federal and 63 ness partner Steve Cooper opened a When asked if the SC
state indictments have been issued and of string of strip clubs that ran from San clubs could have been listed
those arrested, eight are known gang mem- Francisco to San Antonio, Cleveland, and on Lunati's tax filings, Ellis reit-
bers, some of whom are affiliated with the Jackson, Miss. When he and Cooper erated that Lunati currently
Crips. finally split ways, Lunati took ownership had no holdings in the
An undercover police officer also of Platinum Plus chain, which generated Columbia or Greenville
worked alongside-perhaps unknow- $5.9 million in revenue in 2002, according Platinum Plus clubs.
ingly-an undercover adult industry to a tax filing for that year. “They try to sweep every-
watchdog, whose recently released According to a source close the thing into one pan and try to
report offers further damning evi- investigation, the IRS was also involved make it a bigger issue than it
dence against the clubs. in last weeks raid on Lunati's home and is,” he said.
Eric Damian Kelly, an attorney federal officials were seen carting off As for the displaced
and professor of urban planning at Ball boxes of documents from the scene. One dancers from the Memphis
State University, moonlights as a de report of the raid claims a 1997 tax docu- Platinum Plus who are alleged-
facto strip club investigator for cities ment connects Lunati to interest amounts ly being integrated into the SC
across the nation. An expert in govern- held in Platinum Plus clubs in Columbia clubs, Ellis again reassured
ment regulation of adult-oriented busi- and Greenville, SC, though City Paper City Paper that it was standard
nesses, Kelly was recently paid was unable to verify the report. industry procedure and doesn't
$38,000 by the city of Memphis to It is unclear what effect, if any, imply that they are affiliated
investigate its strip clubs. On Monday, the Memphis raids will have on South with the Memphis club.
December 11, just two days after feder- Carolina's Platinum Plus clubs. “Dancers travel,” he said.
al and municipal authorities staged the Ken Wood, owner of the two “It's part of the business.
raid on Platinum Plus and the Tunica Platinum Plus clubs in SC, is in Miami We've had some go to
Cabaret & Resort, Kelly released an overseeing another business venture and Memphis. Some from
89-page report of his findings and could not be reached for comment. Memphis dance here. Our
addressed state and city officials on Jimmy Ellis, who oversees operations of Columbia Platinum Plus owners deny connec- dancers might travel all over the
how to more effectively regulate the the SC clubs, told Columbia City Paper tions with the Memphis location, although the country to dance at different
clubs. that the clubs have no affiliation to Ralph promotional card above suggests otherwise. clubs, but that doesn't make us
Kelly described live sex Lunati and won't be affected by the recent affiliated with those other clubs.”
shows between entertainers and raid and pending indictments. It appears that Columbia's
customers at the Memphis “Our only connection to Ralph Lunati is the name Platinum Plus will continue to prosper and operate within the
Platinum Plus, among a litany of [Platinum Plus],” said Ellis. “We don't operate with him and law. Though a night there could never be called boring,
other findings. he doesn't operate with us.” debauchery on a Memphis scale may not reach the Jacobs
The federal investigation cen- According to Ellis, the SC clubs wanted to use the Rd. club any time soon.
tered on 61-year-old Ralph Lunati, an adult Platinum Plus name and Lunati granted them permission to According to Ellis, “Nothing that exciting is going on in
industry mogul, who owns the Platinum Plus in do so. Kenwood Enterprises, owned by Ken Wood, then Columbia.”
Memphis, as well as other strip clubs all over the trademarked the name in 2004. A source in Memphis claims
Located next to
Goatfeathers
extremism and sold a quarter-million copies. Now he is together. I think we’re in the same position the gay
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my back with Letter to A Christian Nation, a polemical blast movement was in a few decades ago. There was a need
tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" --- at religion as the source of most of humankind’s misery. for people to come out. The more people who came out,
Woody Allen And then there is Daniel Dennett, the dean of the the more people who had the courage to come out. I
new wave of non-theists and director of Tufts think that's the case with atheists. They're more numer-
South Carolina has been getting its tongue caught University’s Cognitive Studies Center, whose Breaking ous than anybody realizes.”
in one metaphorical typewriter or another for genera- the Spell: Religion as a Natural Phenomenon, continues Silverman also goes for the gay analogy: “Forty
tions. But unlike Woody Allen, this state’s long, sad his- to spark controversy nearly a year after publication. years ago, I thought homosexuals were just child moles-
tory only seems to bring out the religiosity in its people. Why the sudden interest in atheism in this country ters, because I didn’t know any homosexuals. That is, I
South Carolinians will pray at the drop of a hat – where 90 percent of adults profess belief in some form didn’t know any who were open about their homosexual-
political rallies, sports events, public meetings, school of Supreme Being? Why would anyone wish to be iden- ity. They were all in the closet.
commencements – you name it, somebody will almost tified as an atheist when a University of Minnesota study Today it’s possible to
surely stand up and say, “Let us pray.” And if they are in published last April reported that atheists are the least- know gays as
a really bad mood, they will do it “in the name of Jesus trusted minority in America? In that study, researchers
Christ, our Lord and Savior.” found that 39.6 percent of people selected atheists from
For those three percent of Americans who declare a list when asked which group doesn’t share their vision
ourselves atheist or agnostic— and for the seven per- of American society. Atheists beat out Muslims (26.3 per-
cent who remain in the closet— the holiday season cent) and homosexuals (22.6 percent). One of the defend only
brings a mixture of happiness and apprehension. There researchers theorized that the “findings seem to rest on freedom of reli-
will be food and parties with family and friends but also a view of atheists as self-interested individuals who are gion implies you
awkward moments and a feeling of not being understood not concerned with the common good.” must have some
or respected. Intolerance of atheists rivals that of homosexuals individuals and that’s religion.” Silverman
This year, as we look for the perfect gift for friends in this country. Asked if he recognized “the equal citizen- what I want for atheists. It’s time to come out of the clos- prefers “freedom of
and loved ones, there is a trio of books that will surely be ship and patriotism of Americans who are atheists,” et.” conscience” as the
found under many good atheists’ holiday trees. Indeed, Former President George H. W. Bush answered, “No, I “Coming out of the closet” is a pleasantly innocu- proper understand-
atheism is as popular today as it has been in many don’t know that atheists should be considered as citi- ous term. In the hands of Richard Dawkins, the New ing of religious toler-
years, making the covers of major magazines and zens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one Atheism takes on a harder edge. “Highly intelligent peo- ance.
appearing on bestseller lists. nation under God.” ple are mostly atheists…not a single member of either Silverman does not think that atheists and agnos-
Richard Dawkins, the Charles Simonyi Professor Atheists may get a bad rap, but in the age of house of Congress admits to being an atheist. It just tics will ever be a majority in this country, but he would
of the Public Understanding of Science at Oxford George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden, religion has got- doesn't add up. Either they're stupid, or they're lying. And like to see them receive the respect now accorded Jews,
University, is author of The God Delusion, which has ten a bad name as well, and some say that there is a have they got a motive for lying? Of course they've got a who were a safe object of public ridicule only a half cen-
been riding high on the New York Times and Amazon straight line between the moderate religious observanc- motive! Everyone knows that an atheist can't get elect- tury ago. He is not aware of any self-identified atheists
bestseller lists. es of billions of Christians, Muslims and Jews and the ed.” holding elective office in this country but is working for
Two years ago, Sam Harris published The End of kind of fanaticism that threatens the very foundations of He’s probably right, but Wendy Kaminer warns the day when atheists can be elected to public office as
Faith: Religion, Terror and the End of Reason, which civilization. against hubris in the New Atheism movement. Kaminer readily as Jews.
focused public atten- “As long as we accept the principle that religious is an attorney and former Guggenheim Fellow and the This season leaves non-theists in a quandary. We
tion on the dan- faith must be respected simply because it is religious author of seven books of social criticism, including love the food and parties as much as any Episcopalian
gers of reli- faith, it is hard to withhold respect from the faith of Sleeping with Extra-Terrestrials: The Rise of but there come those moments when we do feel left out.
g i o u s Osama bin Laden and the suicide bombers,” Dawkins Irrationalism and the Perils of Piety and Free for All: This is a Judeo-Christian holiday season after all, and
writes in The God Delusion. Defending Liberty in America Today. those of us who do not buy into the deal are likely to feel
This “New Atheism,” as it is called, is the subject of Kaminer was in town last month to address the a twinge of emptiness, unless we can find another way
the cover story in the November issued of Wired maga- annual American Civil Liberties Union banquet and took to make merry. For some, the winter solstice has
zine, where contributing editor Gary Wolf writes, “The the opportunity to speak to the monthly meeting of become the focus of their season. After all, this was an
New Atheists will not let us off the hook simply Secular Humanists of the Lowcountry, at the Unitarian ancient pagan holiday, which was co-opted by early
because we are not doctrinaire believers. They con- Church. Christians and branded as Christmas. Now pagans are
demn not just belief in God but respect for belief in She reminded the 40- plus in attendance that great reclaiming it as their own and many non-theists are
God. Religion is not only wrong; it's evil. Now that intellectual traditions have come out of religion, including happy to join in.
the battle has been joined, there's no excuse for the Jesuits and Talmudist scholars. Furthermore, great Herb Silverman and his partner, Sharon
shirking.” social reforms have been spawned from religious ethics. Fratepietro, will attend a winter solstice pot luck dinner
Herb Silverman couldn’t agree more. In the United States, these would include the abolition with friends at the home of another couple— he, a sec-
Silverman is the founder of Secular Humanists and civil rights movements. The great slaughters of the ular humanist; she, a Christian.
of the Lowcountry (www.lowcountry.human- twentieth century were committed, not in the name of “I used to be comfortable with strangers wishing
ists.net) and has the distinction of being religion, she said, but in the name of nationalism and me Merry Christmas,” Silverman wrote in an e-mail,
South Carolina’s most outspoken atheist. secular ideologies. “Human nature is the problem, not “until some conservative religionists manufactured a so-
(See following story.) religion.” called ‘war on Christmas.’ Unfortunately, I now think
“Tolerance enables fundamental- She quoted Mary McCarthy in saying, “Religion is some of the Merry Christmas greetings I now receive are
ism,” Silverman said in an interview at his good for good people.” said more in anger than in the spirit of Peace on Earth,
office at the Department of Mathematics (Curiously, Kaminer said that she does not think Good Will Toward Men (and Women).”
at the College of Charleston. “All holy there is more religiosity today that in earlier times, but “Although I am Unitarian/atheist/secular humanist,
books have horrendous violence and intoler- the way the Republicans have gerrymandered electoral I do celebrate Christmas with my family,” said environ-
ance, as well as love and peace. The funda- maps and use religion as a wedge issue gives religious mentalist Laura Moses. “It is more about tradition than
mentalists will always seize upon the dark side voters more power today that at any time before.) about religion. Growing up in a Catholic-Jewish house-
of religion… why should we give ludicrous beliefs The challenge, Kaminer said, is to replace con- hold, we learned to be very flexible about such things.
a pass?” tempt with compassion and to preserve the ethics of reli- We will meet at my father's house for gift-giving, favorite
Silverman and Dawkins both see the New Atheism gion, including the concept of sin and moral condemna- foods, and relaxed company.”
as taking the critical step from “mere philoso- tion. “Growing up in a Catholic-Jewish household, we
phy” to a political move- Silverman agrees. He has no use for religious ritu- learned to be very flexible about such things. We will
ment. Dawkins said al— though he tries to keep the ethics of religion in his meet at my father's house for gift-giving, favorite foods,
this in the Wired own life. “It’s the latter that are important to me,” he said, and relaxed company.”
story: “I’m quite “not the former…I try to do the right thing because it is Retired dentist Bill Upshur and his wife Jane, a
keen on the poli- the right thing.” retired physician, will celebrate Christmas around the
tics of persuading Deeds, not creeds, are the measure of a person’s tree, opening presents with their grown son and daugh-
people of the morality, Silverman said. ter and two grandchildren. Both are secular humanists,
virtues of athe- To those who say that people without religion though their son and daughter-in-law are Baptists and
ism…the num- would be released to commit mayhem, Silverman fundamentalists.
ber of nonreli- responds, “I do not consider it morality if you act purely Religion has never played much part in our
gious people out of rewards or punishments…morality is what you do Christmas,” Upshur said. “It’s just a family get-together
in the U.S. is when no one is watching.” In a Universe without a God, and we open presents…it’s nice to get the family togeth-
something that would be most of the time. er when we can.”
nearer to 30 Another popular attitude that Silverman confronts So however you plan to spend the holidays— in
million than at every opportunity is the sound bite, “Freedom of reli- prayer or partying, with family or on a cruise— those of
20 million. gion does not mean freedom from religion.” This was a us who do not share the religiosity of the season wish
That’s more slogan of Sen. Joe Lieberman, a conservative Jew, dur- you a happy holiday-- by whatever name you call it-- and
than all the ing his vice presidential campaign in 2000. a happy New Year.
Jews in the “How can you have freedom of religion without
world put having freedom from religion?” Silverman asked. “To
the Good Fight
WITH OCEANS RISING, LOWCOUNTRY IS NO PLACE TO BE
"With all of the hysteria, all of the fear, all of Strachan Donnelley, President of the Center for
the phony science, could it be that man-made glob- Humans and Nature, told the conference. "Just the
al warming is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated name Lowcountry ought to send chills down our
on the American people? It sure sounds like it." spines."
—Sen. James Inhofe The sea level in Charleston
In the three and a half years since Harbor will rise as much as 19 inches in
the Oklahoma Republican and chairman this century, according to the
of the Committee on Environment and Environmental Protection Agency
Public Works, made this stunning decla- (which former House Majority Leader
ration on the floor of the United States Tom DeLay once called the Gestapo).
Senate, awareness of global warming Warming atmosphere and warming
has increased radically. seas will make tropical storms more fre-
Nevertheless, Inhofe has made the quent and more violent.
cable news circuit, repeating his mali- Warmer weather and milder
cious blather and making even grosser winters will bring more insects —
charges: He has compared those who including mosquitoes — which may
warn of global warming to Hitler and BY WILL MOREDOCK mean we will see more West Nile
his "big lie;" and people who believe in Founder of Columbia’s virus and the return of malaria. Warm
global warming he has called Nazis. former Point newsweekly water will spawn toxic algae blooms,
He has said that every claim in Al which will poison both fish and the
Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, "has been refut- people who eat them, said Dr. Robert Ball of the
ed scientifically" — which truly is a big lie — though S.C. Department of Health and Environmental
he admits he has not seen the documentary. On Control.
another occasion, he compared Gore's film to The irony in all this is that people continue to
Hitler's Mein Kampf. flock to the Southeastern coasts by tens of thou-
It is a measure of the corruption of our politics sands a year. "The shift of population to the coast
and our media that such dangerous nonsense was in the present manner is unsustainable and will
ever unleashed on the public. To cite just one inevitably lead to permanent damage to the coast,"
example, Ian Bowles, former senior science direc- Charleston Mayor Joe Riley said.
tor on environmental issues for the Clinton Fifty-four percent of the U.S. population lives
National Security Council, told the Boston Globe in within 50 miles of the coasts; $4 trillion worth of
2001: "The basic link between carbon emissions, real estate lies in America's coastal counties.
accumulation of greenhouse gases in the atmos- Insurance premiums will continue to rise or insur-
phere, and the phenomenon of climate change is ance will become unavailable for much of that
not seriously disputed in the scientific community." property, said Eleanor Kitzman, director of the S.C.
But the "public debate" goes on, because Department of Insurance. Federal and state gov-
prominent people like Inhofe are paid to keep the ernments will have to make hard decisions on
public divided and confused on global warming. whether to underwrite property that private insurers
That's right — paid! Since 1999, according to the won't touch.
Center for Responsive Politics, Inhofe has If the world had acted in concert decades ago,
received almost $300,000 in campaign donations much of the destruction and havoc, which now
from oil and gas interests and nearly $180,000 seems inevitable, might have been avoided. But
from electric utilities. In the 2002 election cycle, he we did not act, and have not acted, because there
received more oil and gas money than all but one was too much money to be made by certain inter-
member of the Senate. ests.
This was the unmentioned background to the Today we are fighting a war halfway around
conference of environmentalists, regulators, busi- the world, ostensibly to protect ourselves from
ness leaders, and policy makers who gathered at global terrorism, but what have we done to protect
the Francis Marion Hotel last Wednesday. The ourselves from global warming? The United States
Heinz Center for Science, Economics, and the has not even signed the Kyoto Accord on green-
Environment organized the event as part of a 30- house gas emissions. When chief U.N. weapons
month project to prepare America's coasts and inspector Hans Blix said, "I'm more worried about
their inhabitants for rising sea levels, increased global warming than I am of any major military con-
storm activity, and the inevitable havoc they will flict," Sen. Inhofe labeled him "ridiculous and
wreak. alarmist."
Yes, it's here and it's now. Regardless of what The clock is ticking on our way of life in this
James Inhofe says, global warming has come to proud old city. What would any of us be willing to
South Carolina. sacrifice to save it?
"The fact is, global warming is real, sea levels
are going to rise, and we have to prepare for that," talkback@columbiacitypaper.com
29203 report the officer filed, in the box marked "weapon," is punch for punch on Devine Street and issued them city unless you want an "unlawful weapons" charge.
A 12-year-old kicked another kid in the balls at school the word "cup;" 1800 block Carter Street. both tickets for fighting as well. We're adding this report to the "racial profiling" file; 100
so hard he had to be treated by the school nurse; 5000 block Merian Street.
block Fairfield Road. 29204 29205
Employees of the Piggly Wiggly said someone stole a Some jag off smashed a car window with a brick and 29209
29204 TV and $50 in groceries from the store before jumping stole the radar detector; 800 block Albion Road. A 34-year-old Columbia man called the police after he
Some local gang bangers tagged up Bolden Stadium a car and taking off. PS - If this is you, they have you was knocked down and bitten by his neighbor's dog;
in Columbia with red and black gang symbols. It's on video; 7400 block Garners Ferry Road. 29205 1400 block Ellison Road.
going to cost the owner $1,500 to get that crap cleaned A couple of jag-offs broke into an 18-year-old man's
up, too; 1900 block Germany Street. 29204 dorm at Allen University and ganked his Xbox, shoes,
A man beat his pregnant ex-girlfriend. Yeah, because cash, clothes and DVDs; 1500 block Harden Street. 29209
29204 that's how great the world can be; 1300 block Bonier Gervais Street. When police showed up to a call that a man was
Police said they found a bag of "green plant-like mate- Ave. passed out in the driver’s seat of his car they got more
rial" in the pocket of a 21-year-old woman they were 29205 than just the drunk ticket they were after. A search of
already arresting for drunkenness. Police were proba- 29205 Two men pulled out handguns and pistol-whipped a the car turned up some dope pipes and some pot;
bly just as surprised as we were to find out she wasn't Stolen Stocking Stuffers: cops were called to the Dollar man before robbing him of $286 as he walked down 6200 block Fitzgibbons Drive.
rolling with a pocket full of mistletoe; 2800 block General on Beltline Blvd. after a middle-aged man the street; 4400 block Blossom Street.
Lincoln Street. jacked two pairs of socks and t-shirts off the rack and 29210
then high-tailed it out of there. 29209 Cops were called after a woman in Belk's stole a Curve
29204 A woman said she was walloped at Wal-Mart when cologne gift box. While taking the shoplifter to the
Neighbors called the cops when they saw a woman 29205 another woman came up and punched her in the face. office, the woman went nuts, screaming, yelling and
come screaming out of the house followed by another Police charged a 22-year-old Five Points motorist with The victim didn’t give police any reason why the crazy cursing and causing a big mall ruckus; 400 block Bush
woman brandishing a handgun. When the cops came drunkenness, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest lady would have clocked her but she did end up going River Road.
and found the armed broad they also found some pot at 11:15 p.m. after he plowed into another car drunk as to the hospital; 7500 block Garners Ferry Road.
on her as well; 7800 block Baily Street. a skunk and driving like an idiot; 700 block Harden 29210
Street. Clerks at the same Belk called the police again after
29204 29205 they watched someone steal nearly $700 worth of
Cup Culprit: cops were called when a woman said Cops arrested another man last week because he was clothes from their store; 400 block Bush River Road.
someone smacked her in the head with a measuring 29205 carrying an automobile battery. Highly suspicious ter-
cup. Police arrested the attacker and on the incident Another officer only a half hour and several blocks later rorist activity, indeed. A quick frisk of the man turned up
found another pair of Fight Club style ruffians going a pocketknife and you can’t carry one of those in this
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Any Large Sandwich Combo with
student ID, Five Points location only
South Carolinians are a warm, kind and generous that call for South Carolina to set a minimum wage at
people. $6.15, or $1 above the federal standard. Currently, the
Just ask Jermaine Husser, head of the Lowcountry state is one of six without a minimum wage law. Half of
Food Bank. At this time of year, people open their hearts states have minimum wages at or above the federal min-
and wallets to collect and give 400 tons of free food for imum.
thousands of hungry people along the coast. Husser, the head of the Food Bank, says raising
But getting donations and help around the holidays the minimum wage is a great strategy for South
isn’t too tough. It’s the rest of the year that poses chal- Carolina’s charitable people to do something for poor
lenges, especially in South Carolina, now recognized as people throughout the year. A $1 increase in the mini-
the hungriest state in the nation. mum wage would translate to $8 more per day or $2,000
“It’s feast or famine for us,” Husser said. “Around per year. It would raise living standards and decrease
the summertime when people’s minds are on vacation or hunger.
their leisurely life, they forget about the people who are Sen. Darryl Jackson, the Richland County
not getting any food or the kids who are not getting lunch Democrat pushing the Senate bill, said South Carolina
or breakfast at school.” needs to raise the minimum wage to send a clear mes-
According to a November report by the U.S. sage that it is time to break the mindset that hard-work-
Department of Agriculture, 15.5 percent of South ing people aren’t appreciated.
Carolinians are “food insecure,” which means they aren’t “I would ask anyone whether they would be able to
able financially to guarantee they will avoid hunger with- survive today on what their salary was 10 years ago,” he
out help or charity. The study also showed some 6.3 said. “Most people would say no.”
percent of South Carolinians - - about 100,000 families - A common argument against raising the minimum
- experienced hunger between 2003 and 2005. This wage is that it would put a burden on business, particu-
most recent federal data translates into another dubious larly small business. But in North Carolina, which this
South Carolina first - - number 1 in hunger. Just eight year voted to boost the minimum wage by $1, business-
years ago, the Palmetto State ranked 21st. es aren’t relocating because of the new law, Jackson
About the same time in 1997, the federal govern- said.
ment increased the minimum wage from $4.25 to $5.15. In fact, raising the minimum wage might be good
Since then, inflation has erased the buying power of the for the economy, according to Sue Berkowitz of the S.C.
wage increase. $5.15 today buys the equivalent of only Appleseed Legal Justice Center. Why? Because poor
$3.95 in 1995, according to the Economic Policy people spend their money on surviving, she said.
Institute. “That money gets put into the economy. It gets spent in
Another set of facts: South Carolina has about our state. If wages go up, we will see it helps South
64,000 working poor families with children - - families Carolina’s economy.”
where parents work most of the year, but who live at or State leaders need to consider seriously the pro-
below the poverty level, which is $20,000 a year for a posal to raise the minimum wage to help lift working peo-
family of four in 2006. ple out of poverty. It’s a practical way to help smooth the
So if you mix all this information, it’s easy to draw rough edges that the working poor experience most of
the conclusion that a significant number of South the year. By doing so, there might be plenty of food, a
Carolinians are working, but don’t make enough money basic necessity, throughout the year, not just during hol-
to get out of poverty or hunger, at least for part of the idays when food banks are overflowing with food.
year. Again - - they work, but they don’t earn a living
wage. Andy Brack, publisher of S.C. Statehouse Report, can
In the last few weeks, two similar bills, one in the be reached at: brack@statehousereport.com.
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Who would have guessed that Lovedrug vocalist Michael Shepard hopes that Santa will bring him an endearing friendship with Brad Pitt? The other evening I’m bartending at the New
Brookland Tavern in West Columbia just after soundcheck chatting with the fellas from Lovedrug and Brandtson. I pass out a notepad with two questions: (1) What do you realistically wish to
receive as a Christmas gift this year? (2) What do you wish for this year but it’s an unrealistic request? Quickly inspired by the responses, I made some phone calls and shot out a bunch of
emails and things have snowballed as I received a plethora of interesting requests for this holiday season. This time of year can be difficult for the touring musician trying to balance life on the
road and celebrating with family so if you come across a golden elephant that doesn’t fart, find a big crate and send it to Greta from the Hush Sound. Above: Greg Attonito of the Bouncing
Souls shows his holiday spirit at the New Brookland Tavern. He wants his very own tropical island.
EL HEFE (GUITAR, TRUMPET) a wonderful organization called "MasterCard." So of flying, being trapped at 35,000 feet and not being able legged dalmatian named
NOFX please, buy my CD, and support the children. to get off the plane is a big problem for me... plus - being Spec that loves Elvis. Or a
A Ramirez nylon string acoustic guitar, made in Spain. World Peace? All of our troops to come home? that far above the surface of the earth makes me feel Democrat controlled congress.
A house in Malibu. Britney in 2002, before she was Federlined? No, none of weightless and have physical symptoms of falling - while Wink.
those things. I think the thing that I would want more than not actually falling - and it doesn't stop - I just start to lose One that I want, but will never get: an official Red
anything for Christmas would be for the Von's Grocery my stomach - like when you drop on a roller coaster... it's Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air
CHRIS MCLANE (VOCALS) Store near my house to get paper bags WITH HANDLES. all in my mind... I know, but my mind won't shut off - and rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells
STRETCH ARM STRONG The Ralph's stores have them, why can't Von's get them? results in real and terrible physical symptoms and reac- time. But, alas, I shall never get it. Obviously, the terrorists
A new pair of running shoes and the desire to use I mean, seriously, it's a fucking grocery bag. I'm not ask- tions... this fear began on airplanes - and has since moved have already won.
them for running. ing you to fix the goddamned Hubble Space Telescope. into my every day life... sometimes I feel like I am falling
A new house with more than 1400 square feet with my Just put some handles on your bags, you bastards! for no reason at all, while driving, walking... and now - GLEN CALDER (GUITAR)
very own room to put all my stuff that I really don't need being on the second floor of a building is beginning to
anyway. become difficult... so it has now manifested itself into a
STRETCH ARM STRONG
ED ROSE (PRODUCER) The Promise Ring record Wood/Water. I can't find it
BLACK LODGE RECORDING fear of heights... don't even make me think about taking anywhere.
BUCKET (VOCALS/GUITAR) Lexicon PCM 70. an elevator to the top of some high rise... seriously... think- A new car. Mine is a piece.
THE TOASTERS A return to taped-based recording. ing about it sucks... and living it is totally irrational and
An English roast beef dinner with Yorkshire pudding crazy -I know - and I realize that I sound nuts, but I can't
control my physical reactions (feeling like I am falling, ver- MATT TRAXLER (GUITAR)
and roasted potatoes with Coleman's English mustard. JARED JOLLEY (DRUMS) tigo, feeling of being trapped, and more) when I think too BRANDTSON
A brand new Chrysler Sprinter van because it's BRANDTSON much about it... so I just try to ignore the open atrium look- Scarlett Johansson joining me for breakfast- oh wait…
made by Mercedes and it rocks. Kate Beckensale. ing down onto the first floor at the mall, or a college, or realistic: Arrested Development season four or a movie.
The replacement of Jay Leno. where-ever I am... and I pray that the flight is as short as No more President Bush.
GREG ATTONITO (VOCALS) possible when I have to fly... it has nothing to do with
THE BOUNCING SOULS ADAM TURLA (VOCALS GUITAR) crashing & sometimes - I feel like even that would be a GRETA SALPETER (PIANO, VOCALS)
A new really good digital photo camera!!! MURDER BY DEATH blessing, because at least I would be on the ground, and THE HUSH SOUND
I want my own tropical island like Johnny Depp. The transmission fixed on the Ford Galaxie 500. my mind would forever be shut off... that's how much I Gershwin complete song book.
To be able to go visit my friend Zack in Nepal who is hate flying... A golden elephant so that I don't have to waste gas.
MIKE KINSELLA studying at a monastery. But it might fart.
OWEN, CAP’N JAZZ, AMERICAN FOOTBALL CHRIS CARROLL (DRUMS)
A tool set. What kind of grown man doesn't have pliers TRAVIS SHETTEL (VOCALS) MADISON FAIR MICHAEL SHEPARD (PIANO, VOCALS)
on hand? PIEBALD A vintage Journey “Escape” tour shirt. LOVEDRUG
An entire band of robot me's that can tour as 'OWEN' A massage is realistic. To stop dying a little inside every time that I watch MTV. A laptop computer device.
so I can stay home and get fat and watch TV. A bag of rocks is unrealistic. An endearing friendship with Brad Pitt.
ANDREW W.K. (VOCALS)
RICHARD CHEESE (VOCALS) CHRIS BROACH ANDREW W.K. ISAAC STONE (VOCALS, BASS)
RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST BRAID, THE FIREBIRD BAND, Total love for all. BURNS OUT BRIGHT
THE MACHINE A book on spanish grammar, speaking, and improve- True reality. Mo' problems.
I think the best present that anyone could give me this ment... for example... an intermediate 'self' teaching Mo' money.
year would be to just buy my new "Silent Nightclub" CD, method to improve my Spanish ... maybe a workbook to CRAIG CHANEY (GUITAR/VOCALS)
available in stores and on iTunes and at my richard- fill out and work on grammar... I really need to brush up... EVERGREEN TERRACE SARAH BALLIET (CELLO/KEYBOARD)
cheese.com website. You see, all of the proceeds go to for real. I do believe that this year, I'm finally getting what I've MURDER BY DEATH
a very special cause...each month, I send a big check to A cure (I already take meds for it) for my intense fear always wanted, but never found under the tree: A three Musicians' earplugs.
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For all the children in the world to hold hands and sing
in unison. Actually, that and a pony.
DIXIE EARTHMOVER (ROAD CREW)
MURDER BY DEATH MY CHEMICAL THE BLACK
A dependable vehicle: the van that I have is a hunk of ROMANCE KEYS
CHAD ROCHESTER (GUITAR) shit.
BAUMER I hope that my mom's cancer subsides and she lives
Money to pay off debt. for another 50 years. The Black Parade Magic Potion
A ‘75 reissue 5-string jazz bass that never goes out of
tune and 2 Ampeg 8x10 cabs that weigh just a little more TONIO GARCIA-ROMERO (DRUMS) October 24, 2006 September 12, 2006
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Adidas Sambas size 10.5
WILL NOON (DRUMS) George W. Bush to be impeached and ousted from the
STRAYLIGHT RUN, BREAKING PANGEA White House effective immediately. Vampires and zombies and teenagers, oh my! My
I actually think holidays like Christmas are awful and On their fifth studio effort, The Black Keys once again
Chemical Romance's latest composition, The Black evoke the spirits of the Mississippi Delta in hopes of captur-
terrible. If people get excited and happy during this time of JOSH MOORE (GUITAR/VOCALS) Parade, is still centered in singer Gerard Way's darkly fan-
the year, with the "holiday spirit" that's fantastic. But more ing more ears and wrenching more hearts. “Just Got to Me”
often than not I see or hear about people who are slightly CLASSIC CASE, BELOVED tastical subconscious, but this time he's stepping it up a bit. barrels out the gate to usher in the album and proves that,
depressed or more often stressed out. There's way too A new pair of shoes that doesn't leak in the rain. Sure, the same energy that first got me excited about yes, white boys do in fact get the blues. “Your Touch” is
much obligation and too many expectations placed on us A Segway (you know those futuristic hovercraft two- MCR during an uncomfortable drive to the bleakest corner fueled by one of Dan Auerbach's monster swamp-stomp riffs,
by no one in particular. Its just this holiday has grown into wheel upright mobility devices). I saw this cop on one at of New Jersey is present. But, there are also hidden treats
the hospital, and I tried to beg him to let me try it out. on the album that show a more versatile and adaptive side easily becoming the most addictive of the eleven tracks.
some unworldly entity in and of itself. When people build The B.B. King-esque “Strange Desire“ shows off
and put pressure on a hand full of days out of the year, like to these death-obsessed rockers. The title track of the
DENVER DALLEY album is just that, a parade celebrating a darker more Auerbach's lugubrious and lamented vocals (“I don't want to
Xmas, Channukkah, etc or birthdays, anniversaries etc, I go to hell/but if I do/it'll be because of you”) over Pat Carney's
feel like it just gives people an excuse to be considerate STATISTICS, DESAPARECIDOS, INTRAMURAL supernatural side in our lives equipped with marching band
The Bill and Ted's excellent adventure soundtrack. I and baton. well placed drum crunches. And “Modern Times” tips its cap
for one day, and it’s out of obligation so it doesn't even to Johnny Lee Hooker while still maintaining its originality.
really mean anything. Why not just act nice and consider- watched that movie the other day and there's this song in Then, on “Mama”, the band uses their knowledge of
ate and tell/show people that you love them and care the background when they meet Rufus in the future- its the occult to summon the spirit of Myron Floren (a One would think that the whiskey soaked blues-rock that
about them 365 days a year?? called "In time" by Robbie Robb and I want to hear the full deceased polka musician) while Liza Minnelli shows us all this Akron based duo crank out would eventually become a
I just want everyone to be ok for Christmas, that's all. version. her grim side (who knew) by adding some background stagnant bore as the albums piled up, simply because these
A wolf. I've always wanted an actual wolf. Or at least a vocals. guys are so fond of lo-fi recording techniques and a “less is
RYAN SHELKETT (GUITAR,VOCALS) half wolf that really looks like a full one. I don't know the Sci-fi geeks and dreamers like myself should get a real more” attitude. But on Magic Potion, it's apparent that the
LIARS ACADEMY, CROSS MY HEART, legality of that, but it's just unrealistic for me to have any kick out of this record. I'm sure I'll see a lot of you in line at route they have chosen is the right one.
type of dog right now, let alone a wolf. the comic book store in mid-2007 to pick up Way's take on Certainly, The Black Keys aren't anything new. Their
DEAD RED SEA superheros called Umbrella Academy. sound isn't revolutionary. This has all been done before. And
Since Christmas has turned into such a materialistic yet, they play it so effortlessly and with such raw passion that
beast I decided on actually gifts.I did not want to be the HUGO (VOCALS) MCR gets some flack now and then for not being more
person who said "an end to world hunger or something THE SAINTE CATHERINES positive. But, what do they expect from a band that was they definitely won't go unnoticed in the years to come.
like that.” I really wanna get all the Ron Hextall hockey cards born from the September 11 tragedy. In a world that's full of William Logan
Realistic: a new video game system. Ps3. that I'm missing. I'm a hockey card collector and I am a “why did you leave me?” love songs, it's nice to know there
Unrealistic by the holidays: A new record label for really big fan of the goalie Ron Hextall. I have more than are bands out there keeping an eye on the most tragic
Liars Academy. 300 cards of him and I wanna get the ones I don't have. event in our lives; our deaths.
They are kinda hard to find cuz he's not a popular player Dewberry Mills
DAN GELLER (VOCALS) but if you really look for it on ebay you might find some I
don't have. Last Xmas I had a Ron Hextall bobblehead fig-
I AM THE WORLD TRADE CENTER urine and I freaked out. I just need it.
To get a wii without the need to totally dork out and
wait outside at a Best Buy all night
I would love to get a pair season tickets for the CAMERA
My dog to develop the ability to communicate with
Montreal Canadians. It's fucking expensive but I think it
would be the sickest thing in the world to see every single
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humans. game with a friend. It would be a good reason to stay
away from touring too... ''Oh sorry, we can only tour in the Let’s Get Out of
TODD KOLWASKI (BASS) summer... I have season tickets for the Canadians." This Country
PROPAGANDHI Respect.
I would like a new pair of underwear from my mom. June 6, 2006
(Very unrealistic) I would like for Jordan David PATRICK CARRIE (GUITAR/VOCALS) Merge Records
Samolesky to please stop farting. LIMBECK
A new record player. I have one right now, but it's a bit
DAVE HAUSE (VOCALS/GUITAR) noisy, and doesn't have a cover, so it tends to get a bit Since their debut, Camera Obscura have endured
THE LOVED ONES dusty. Nothin' fancy. Just a new record player. constant comparisons to fellow Glasgow band Belle &
A pair of non sneakers, a fashionable man's shoe per- I wish people could have the golden rule permanently Sebastian. On this, their third studio release, the band has
haps. implanted in their heads. you know, the "treat other peo- finally cast off the ominous B&S shadow and claimed their
A new Dillinger Four record. ple like you would like to be treated" rule? I think that a lot own little spot in the world of whimsically morose dance
of people would act a lot differently if they thought about pop. And with the departure of vocalist and percussionist
NATE BOYKIN (VOCALS, KEYBOARD) that before they acted. People should be nicer to each John Henderson, it's been up to Tracyanne Campbell to
BAUMER other, and I think that would help. steer the band's musical helm and she does an exception-
I told Santa I wanted a Zune MP3 player. I'm way late al job.
on the whole mp3 player trend. I still use CD's. JOEY LAROCCA (VOCALS, GUITAR) The album is equal parts mellow country gold and six-
Unrealistically, I want a new keyboard. Clavia Nord THE BRIGGS ties girl-group pop. Have you ever listened to The
Lead 2X. But I'm saving my monies so I can buy it for A new laptop. Shirelles……on Xanax? If you answered “no,” then I rec-
myself. A nice "To Me From Me.” My dream house. ommend you give this one a whirl. If you answered “yes,”
we should start hanging out. Anyway, the subject matter
Campbell addresses herein revolves around lost love, jeal-
ousy, mistrust and of course depressing regret.
Songs like “Dorey Pevin” and “Country Mile” have a
certain “aww, shucks” quality that will have you scrambling
for a tissue and a stiff drink in no time. While the upbeat
numbers “If Looks Could Kill” and “I Need All The Friends I
Can Get” gracefully sway and swagger their way inside
your head for days.
Campbell and company have created a strong ten
song set here and seem to be comfortable in their new skin.
It's definitely an album you can pop in on a day off and
lounge about blissfully satisfied.
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