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10 Laura Bush Ignores AIDS
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11 Statehouse Report By Andy Brack 4
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Dear Editor, just read Michael Graham”. Now, your dis- what he wants and that the entire country is with an iron fist. We’re rebalancing the scales.
$3000 for 52 Sundays is rather more service is twofold. Not only did you point out against him but are powerless to stop his se- And, we hesitate to call the Free Times our
than “three times the going price” of the that you can’t and won’t offer a conservative cret police who kick in doors and kill babies competition; that’s comparing apples to or-
weekday licenses, at least on a per-day ba- column, but you basically said that people in the darkness of night). This was designed anges. We’re an alternative newspaper that
sis. The per day-price for a liquor license for should read your “competition” because you by our founding fathers for that very reason: pulls no punches and they’re an entertain-
the “weekday” (six days a week) is just under can’t compete. checks and balances ladies and gentle- ment weekly. It’s like comparing BBC News
$2.75. The per- day price for Sundays is just Come on now fellas’...you’re in the pub- men... to Entertainment Tonight or QVC; like putting
under (hold onto your seat!) $57.70, almost lic eye. Shit like that makes for many left over So in closing, my point continues to be a shot of Jack Daniels in the same category
21 times the going price. How many drinks papers each week. I say hire me and we’ll that you attack Bush as if he holds some as a strawberry wine spritzer.
have to be sold before you can actually start devise a plan to conquer the Free Times and magical key that can bring peace on Earth, We think your “We the People” bit is
paying the cost of the liquor you’ve already Michael Graham and Ted Rall and...oh...wait food to the poor, and shelter to the home- cute, though. We’d like to just sweep you up
started pouring? a minute...never mind. I think my issue is this: less. He’s just a dude. Not God. He only has into our arms and keep you sheltered and
E-payments? Don’t use ‘em. Tell it’s not about Bush. Bush is the figurehead, as much power as we allow. And you get no- safe and back in your Government 101 class,
your bank when to pay these folks. Sure, the “Don-Mecca” for your MTV generation where arguing the point anymore. That shit but, sadly “we the people” have no control
that means your bank will know what your readers. He isn’t really the problem. died 5 years ago. Those who love him will over the Bush administration’s power: big
account numbers for these places is, but If you think back to government, sociol- continue to do so, and those who don’t... business calls all the shots. The Iraq war was
hey! Don’t you think they do already? And ogy, economics, and history classes, you’ll well, you’re simply to preaching’ to the choir decided on a golf course, not in a CIA con-
isn’t that better than giving all those other remember that the president holds only now boys. trol room.
folks permission to draft your bank ac- one of our 3 branches of government and But, here’s the looming question, Rus-
count? is therefore, in and of himself, powerless p.s. If the mop bucket piss guy was a nak: Would you be interested in wrestling
Bruce Robb without cooperation with others (another ex- Republican, then the bucket must have Ravenel in Jello at Uncle Louie’s, if Rick
ample being the WMD situation that led up voted for Kerry. The guy was just doing Quinn backs out?
Thanks for catching the mathematical to the war in Iraq. Where did the intel come his duty to his country. Columbia City Paper
error, there, Bruce. The author of the ar- from? Did Bush simply make it up? No...there Andrew Rusnak
ticle in question has always had problems is plenty of documentation that the CIA and
with basic arithmetic... and basic personal other intelligence agencies passed on incor- It’s not that we can’t run a conservative
hygiene... and, well, basic human decency. rect information...so sometimes it’s not even column, Andrew. We just find conservatives
Thanks for the comment! one of the 3 branches screwing things up). too freaky for our office parties. Well, except
Columbia City Paper Now, this is not to say that your fine for Bob Corker’s daughter. (Corker (R-TN) is
publication does not cover local, regional, a conservative running for Bill Frist’s Senate
The Make Me a F#!king Columnist state, and national government other than seat, though that apparently hasn’t stopped
Guy: Part 3: This Time It’s Personal the President, but your constant, (and usu- his daughter, Julia, from posting photos of
ally unfounded) attacks on Bush show that herself online locking lips with another fe-
Dear CCP, there’s no substance. It’s like people don’t male, before doing “the butt” on the dance
I’ve been out on vacation and just got care what’s really going on, it’s just about at- floor with yet another girl, who is in her un-
back. I picked up the latest issue of CCP tacking/defending Bush and that’s stupid. derwear. Now, she’s welcome at our parties,
(CCCP? Coincidence?) and I must say Oval- Bush is the President and yes, a very anytime!).
tine sucks and “A Christmas Story” rocks. powerful man, but keep in mind: he cannot Seriously, though, it seems that right-
In reply though, think about what you act alone (in spite of many Liberal claims leaning newspapers-- whether in print or
just did. “If you want a Conservative column that Bush is some rouge dictator who does behind closed doors-- have ruled Columbia
News citypaper June 21, 2006
News citypaper June 7, 2006
REPORTER’S NOTEBOOK
Mosquito Politics of reversing the scourge of AIDS – gets question to Wolfowitz, but he took was doing great.
BY CHRIS McCARTER relatively little U.S. money for AIDS pre- none. He just slumped quietly in a lump With its current annual 10 percent eco-
vention. like Jabba the Hut, munching the Press nomic growth rate, “Rwanda is amaz-
Exploring the Washington theory that South Africa, by contrast, which focus- Club’s signature Caesar salad like some ing,” Wolfowitz said, calling the little Af-
bugs are worse than bullets. es on a sadly-misguided policy focus- evil, unholy cow chewing cud. rican nation “a success story.”
ing on abstinence, with little attention We would have asked whether, while I missed that speech. But had he taken
to condoms or safe sex, gets more US providing malaria aid, the US govern- questions, I probably would have asked,
WASHINGTON, DC – A return visit to money. ment planned to spend money on “Mr. Secretary, wouldn’t one assume
this city where I spent a decade covering It has the continent’s fastest growing peacekeeping and mine removal in Mo- that when a substantial proportion of a
the halls of government included a visit AIDS rate. zambique, Rwanda, Uganda and An- small nation’s population is hacked to
to the National Press Club for a speech But Mrs. Bush didn’t say anything about gola, all of which have suffered vicious death and its infrastructure is ripped
by Laura Bush on the President’s Ma- that. wars fueled by arms from the United apart in less than three months, its
laria Initiative (PMI) on June 8. And sitting at the front table with Mrs. States and the former Soviet Bloc. economic growth in subsequent years
The first lady, flanked by a burly Secret Bush was Paul Wolfowitz, former aide And since we’ve just added Senegal to would be comparatively robust?”
the PMI, why not talk about the Sen- Then I would have to have asked a fol-
egalese government’s recent policy of low-up: “Where was the policy of ‘pre-
“Today, malaria is the number one kill- forced repatriation of refugees – oops,
USAID’s handout calls such people
emptive intervention’ when Rwanda
was being sliced apart? Oh, wait, I for-
er of children in Africa, and more than “displaced persons,” which makes their
sound a lot more comfortable – who
got. There’s no oil there.”
And at that point, State Department’s
a million people around the world die tried to escape to the Canary Islands
from hunger and the continent’s highest
press department would have sliced up
my State Department press pass, like a
unemployment rate. clerk at Sachs Fifth Avenue cutting up
of its effects each year” - Laura Bush And as for Rwanda, still recovering from an overdrawn credit card.
genocide and lingering intertribal ha-
Service detail, said that Malawi, Mozam- to Presidents Reagan, Bush Sr. and GW, tred and vengeance, along with border letters@columbiacitypaper.com
bique, Rwanda and Senegal have been and now president of the World Bank. crossing and skirmishes with neigh-
added to the list of countries chosen Wolfowitz more than any single advi- boring Congo, it would be interesting Chris McCarter recently accepted a high
for a $1.2 billion, five-year initiative to sor is responsible for a major paradigm to ask, “Given all this, is malaria at the profile job in Washington, D.C. but he
control malaria in Africa, with the goal of shift in American foreign policy, from a forefront of these people’s minds?” just won’t stop writing for us. McCarter
reducing malaria deaths by half in each strategy of containment – encouraging In an appearance just the previous day is also leaving his Senior Writing gig at
targeted country through interventions stability in foreign nations and keeping at the Department of State, Wolfowitz Greenville’s Metro Beat. The Metro Beat
in the most vulnerable populations, ad- perceived threats at bay within their told an audience at the African Growth was accepted into the Association of
ministered through the U.S. Agency for own borders – to the current American and Opportunity Act Investment Sum- Alternative Newsweeklies last week
International Development (USAID). foreign policy, “pre-emptive interven- mit that despite a million Hutus and Tut- due, in part, to his major contributions
“Today, malaria is the number one killer tion.” sis killed in 100 days a decade ago in a as a ventran investigative journalist.
of children in Africa, and more than a The “pre-emptive intervention” doctrine machete-wielding genocidal, inter-tribal
million people around the world die of its basically states that America should war of counter-vengeance, the country
effects each year,” said the first lady. intervene in any country, anywhere, if
To my chagrin, Mrs. Bush took no ques- there’s the slightest perceived threat
tions. now -- or a possible threat anytime in
But here’s what I would have liked to the foreseeable future. “Intervention”
ask: While malaria undoubtedly is a often means diplomacy and covert
severe health problem in Africa that methods such as the use of U.S. “advis-
needs attention, it is AIDS and famine ers” to indigenous forces, intelligence,
that needs funding attention and high- counter-intelligence, counter-counter-
profile press events. With those prob- intelligence, social/psychological war-
lems towering the many ills that affect fare and other means of achieving po-
Africa, why spend $1.2 billion on ma- litical objectives with a minimum of use
laria, which, scientific research shows, of force.
is more prevalent among light-skinned But under today’s U.S. foreign policy,
individuals? when those methods fail, deployment
Mrs. Bush probably would have pointed of U.S. troops is not a last resort, but
out that U.S. contributions to fight AIDS one seriously considered early on, as
in Africa are not insignificant, and are soon as we see the satellite pictures of
also administered through USAID. tubes that look like they could be used
But she would be sure to neglect to for centrifuges to enrich uranium, to site
mention that under her husband’s pol- just one random example.
icy, funds to Africa for AIDS preven- Wolfowitz left Bush’s inner circle cabinet
tion have a proviso attached: Money is position of Deputy Secretary of Defense
only meted out to those countries that after a career of sending thousands to
pledge to make “abstinence” the pri- their graves, friends and foes, to head
mary component of their anti-AIDS ef- the World Bank. He’s allegedly beaten
forts, only those that play down the use his sword into a plowshare.
of condoms and promotion of safe sex. And he’s now primarily concerned that
Thus, while Kenya – which focuses its the world’s poorest nations repay their In affiliation with Wayne Freeman Agency, LLC
AIDS fight on distributing hundreds of debts to their industrialized western in-
thousands of condoms and has the vestors.
continent’s most successful program We would have also liked to pose a
Statehouse Report citypaper June 21, 2006 11
SC STATEHOUSE REPORT
It’s frozen drink time on
Education to be key our outside patio
election issue – again
By Andy Brack system is low, which makes it hard to get
statehousereport.com business leaders and others to push for
real change.
If you sit around a table with a bunch
• No plan. If pressed, business
of business leaders and talk about public
leaders also will tell you they feel there’s
education in South Carolina, it’s pretty clear
no overall plan for education – that every
pretty quickly they think more needs to be
four or eight years, a governor changes
done.
and new ideas rise to the top. But while
They’ll say it’s not the problem of
one or two new programs or tactic may be
students, who show they can achieve if
added, there’s no real long-term plan for
challenged. They’ll discuss how it’s not the
education that addresses core concerns.
problem of teachers, who show up for work
And without a plan, there’s not much to
motivated to help students despite relatively
rouse the business community, parents,
803-771-7363
education system much better.
got.
They also highlight some great
With this being said, another event of
components the system has in place that
seem to be moving it forward: tough,
nationally-recognized teaching standards
the past week – the recent primary elections
– shows education again will rise to the top The only Daiquiri Bar in Columbia!
as a major campaign issue.
and a stringent assessment structure that is
On one side will be Democrats who
providing school leaders with the information
criticize Gov. Mark Sanford and his supporters
they need to make schools and teaching
for abandoning public education with school
better.
voucher plans that would erode public and
Just this week, Furman University
financial support from the system. On the
had another series of small meetings with
other side will be proponents for radical
business leaders to learn about public
change who say the current system is failing
education’s strengths, weaknesses and
and something major, such as vouchers,
possible solutions. It’s part of an ongoing
needs to happen to make things work.
non-partisan project the school’s Riley
While the campaign season surely will
Institute is doing to get to the bottom about
be hot and heavy on education, what is
what South Carolinians really think about
worrisome is that business leaders, parents,
public education.
voters and educators may see these political
What we heard in the Institute’s 88th
outcries as simply the same old politicking.
meeting this week was the blanketing
Yes, something needs to change in public
concern that broad institutional challenges
education. At the Riley Institute meeting
keep South Carolina’s public education
I attended, business leaders seemed to
system mired at the bottom:
agree that the best things that could happen
would be for someone in a state leadership
• Low expectations. Business
position to really grab the bull by the horns
leaders said a lot of parents and taxpayers
and provide a long-term strategy for getting
seemed to have relatively low expectations
South Carolina public education out of the
for the public school system – that they
cellar. What’s been done so far to improve
don’t really expect it to perform because it
things has been good, but it’s been change
hasn’t done that good a job overall.
at the edges, not the core.
Bottom line: We may not need a new
• Low parental involvement. They’re
idea, such as school vouchers, to meddle
frustrated that many South Carolina
with the system. What we seem to need is
parents don’t get integrally involved with
a real plan. And yes (gasp) it may cost more
their children’s education, which illustrates
money to fix the system that’s been plagued
to children that working hard to achieve in
by a funding hangover for decades.
school isn’t important.
One thing is for sure: When the Riley
Institute issues its final report on the results
• Low commitment from politicians.
of all of these meetings with education
Despite politicians who say they’re fixing
stakeholders, legislators and those in
public education, people don’t see a lot of
education leadership ought to stop, look and
changes. Instead they see folks pandering
listen.
empty rhetoric.
letters@columbiacitypaper.com
• Low passion. They say public
passion for a top-notch public school
12 Zip Code Crime Watch citypaper June 21, 2006
Mr. Meaner’s
CRIME
WAT C H
The people involved in these
events are innocent until proven
guilty. The accounts come
directly from police reports.
This is not a court of law.
29061
A drunken man was arrested for wandering
around the roadway and disrupting traffic.
Playing in the road is one thing, but playing
in the road drunk is just as bad as messing
with an opossum. Fun Fact: Kafka’s favorite
word was “traffic,” though he said it always
brought to mind a sexual connotation, 4800
block Garner’s Ferry Road
29164
You might wonder why no auto break-ins
appear in the Columbia City Paper Crime
Watch section. Simple answer: They’re
BORING. But here’s one just for grins, you
know… it was a slow crime week with all
this heat: A 33-year-old man told police
his window was smashed and his ignition
was “ripped up.” The damage amount was
approximately $300. See, booooring, 1200 but when he woke up the backpack was block Carrol Street 29203
block 1st Street South Extension gone. The man said he had clothes, $50, and In a very professionally typed and succinct
a medicine bottle of antidepressants in the 29201 police report, a 22-year-old woman used
29201 bag, so his week might get a little more blue, After being told that his “quality of work offensive language and then shoved
Police said three suspects refused to show 900 block Taylor Street was very poor,” on a construction site, a someone. Disorderly conduct and simple
their IDs and pay a cover charge at a Vista man became enraged and started a verbal assault appear in the “incident type” box.
nightclub, according to the manager. Police 29201 altercation. The man then grabbed a claw Fun stuff, 5400 block Forest Drive
said the suspects became “very loud and Police responded to a fight to find that hammer and tried to get the guy who said it
boisterous,” were “cursing, drawing attention the “altercation was mutual.” The twist is to fight him. At that point the 5-0 were called, 29203
to the scene” and basically actin’ ‘da fool. that one of them was drunk and so he got 100 block Canal Place A 38-year-old woman said she was in a
After repeated attempts by police to calm arrested. Waaaah, 2500 block Carrol Drive verbal altercation with another person, which
the three musketeers down, it finally took a 29201 resulted in her being struck in the face.
disorderly conduct charge on one 21-year- 29201 A man, who is NOT homeless according to Happy times, 2800 block Park Street
old white guy to cage the beast, 800 block Police found a 48-year-old white man the police report, was arrested for “loitering
Gervais Street suspected of shoplifting from Publix, hiding for the purpose of begging,” this week. Police 29203
in the bushes near the store. He was told by said the man was “aggressively begging for A man called the police to say that someone
29201 members of the police force to stop, but, uh, money.” So this is how bad the economy is? had spray pained the letters “A G G” in black
A 49-year-old Columbia hobo was booked he didn’t, so they chased him down and sent 900 block Elmwood Avenue pain on his white wooden fence. We could
and taken to jail this week for having slurred him to the hoosegow, 500 block Lady Street speculate what the message means but we
speech, smelling like daddy’s cough medicine 29201 are not cryptologists, nor are we supposed to
and being “very unsteady on his feet.” In cop 29201 Suspicious Death: Someone requested an print offensive material, 4300 block Eauclid
talk, that means this bum was plumb drunk, Okay, if you don’t have a driver license… officer to meet with the coroner’s office in Avenue
500 block Gervais Street don’t drive. But if you HAVE to drive, don’t regards to the death of an infant this week.
drive like an asshole. If you HAVE to drive No jokes here, 3200 block Lucious Road 29204
29201 like an asshole… please don’t get into any A drunken redneck slammed a door into
Police said $200 in damage was done to park accidents. Well, that’s exactly what this 29201 the face of his girlfriend and then grabbed
materials after a graffiti artist spray-painted yahoo did this week getting him thrown in An 18-year-old man was found boozing her arm and threw her to the kitchen floor.
them. No word yet on whether the damage jail, 900 block Elmwood it up at Jungle Jim’s this week and field Sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy joke…or just
amount should be higher since the graffiti booked for possession of beer under 21. a really sick dude, 2100 block Barhamville
was probably done by some local “toy.” 29201 The reporting officer said the suspect looked Road
That’s graffiti artist speak for a “wannabe Don’t act crazy at a party unless you want “visibly young,” and when asked to show ID
painter,” 100 block Springway Drive the police to come and shake you down for said he didn’t have one. Once outside, the 29204
drunkenness, like what happened to this 34- kid coughed up an SCDL that read he was With all this heat, the wife-beating rednecks
29201 year-old boozer who was allegedly swearing, only 18. He got a ticket and a sad story to tell really start to come out of the woodwork. Take
A 51-year-old white guy said he fell asleep yelling, and horsing around just a little bit too his grandkids, 700 block Harden Street a look at this fine middle-aged specimen:
in Finlay Park with his backpack beside him much for the justice system to handle, 2500 Guy grabs his girlfriend around the neck and
Zip Code Crime Watch citypaper June 21, 2006 13
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at Burger King.” The woman was not offered
fries or a soft drink with her report but did not
seem offended, Forest Drive
29206
Oh, summertime: Police were called when
a person reported a bike was stolen from
29209
An officer said he watched a man drive up
to a fence near a school, get out of the car,
walk to the fence and then get back in the
car and drive away. The officer took a drug 1 FREE Solid Cotton Cover
2 FREE no-slip pad
dog over to the area and guess what he
found? “Three lunch baggies filled with a
green leafy substance,” he said. Too bad we
never had any delivery service like that when
I was in school, 7700 block Caughman Road 3 FREE Delivery
(Caughman Elementary School) (Columbia area with futon purchase of $250 or more)
29209
You always hear stories about people driving
off with the gas nozzle still in the tank of the
car. Ever wonder what happens to them?
They get charged with “Disorderly conduct,”
in Columbia apparently as this police report
reads.
29209
A woman told police that while walking her
dog another dog attacked hers without
provocation. The dog appeared to be a
husky/rottweiler mix and would not return
calls by press time, 4600 block Ft. Jackson
Blvd/
29209
A person died an accidental death in a house
803-988-0662
fire this week as reported by the Columbia
Police Department, 1000 block Wordsworth
743 Saluda Avenue, Five Points.
Drive 90 days same as cash with approved credit! M-S 10am-6pm Closed Sunday.
29210
A store clerk told police that a man came into
the store, put on a pair of $65 K-Swiss shoes
and then promptly walked out, 400 block The Artists’ Basement has a unique artist showing
this Friday, June 23rd from 7-10pm.
Bush River Road
29206
A woman walked into the police station to fill
out a report in reference to “missing money
14 Soundboard citypaper June 21, 2006
Thursday, June 22 122 State St., West Cola. Gotta Dream Music
Lucero W/ Sleep Police
New Brookland Tavern Murder By Death Jammin Java Jt And The Blame
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The Reverie Suzanne Brindamour Monday, July 3
Stock Market Crash Art Bar Stereopool New Brookland Tavern
White Rose Revival 1211 Park St., Cola. Judd and Maggie 122 State St., West Cola.
Hello Tomorrow Ryan Monroe Peter Bradley Adams Maladroit Mafia
The Stelle Group Christiane Szabo The Fad
Art Bar New York Disco Villians Bomb The Music Industry
1211 Park St., Cola. Monday, June 26 Texas Pete and
Super*Bike with Psychic Headliners The Revolution
Hearts and JuiceBox 700 Gervais St., Cola. Wild Wing Café
Almost Jason 1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola. Tuesday, July 4
Headliners The Suit Tokyo Joe Under the Covers Show with New Brookland Tavern
Tuesday, June 27 Madison Fair, The Reverie, and 122 State St., West Cola.
The Magazines at New Brookland Tavern Stiffler
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122 State St., West Cola. Wednesday, July 5
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Just R Luck Inspired by the mega successful annual New Years Eve New Brookland Tavern
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Aubergine a summer fling to wet your appetite for fun. The Maga- Captured
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Jammin Java Nirvana, and Madison Fair as The Police. Sounds like a
1530 Main St., Cola
Robinella good excuse to booze it up. Thursday, July 6
Dirty Dozen Brass Band at Chad Perrone 1530 Main St., Cola. The Reverie - Nirvana
Sarah Croker CD Release Magazines - Against Me! New Brookland Tavern
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The Dirty Dozen Brass Band’s roots date back over 30 New Brookland Tavern 1211 Park St., Cola. Of Good & Evil
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even appeared on Modest Mouse’s breakthrough al- The Fire The Flood Falling From The Sky Grey Egg Art Bar
bum, Good News for People Who Love Bad News. Brothers Protagonist The Slow Signal Fade 1211 Park St., Cola.
Spring Break 98 Fair Street The Rewinds with
See Him Through 9:30pm Perelandra and Munson
700 Gervais St., Cola. (formerly Barney’s Jive 10pm Midnight Train Sunday, July 2 Summers
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Friday, June 23 Wild Wing Café (CD RELEASE) Under The Covers W/
1150 Bower Pkwy., Cola. Ashline Madison Fair - The Police
Art Bar The Fossil Records
1211 Park St., Cola. Sunday, June 25
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Saturday, June 24
Headliners Doors: 8pm, Tickets: $12 (791-4413)
700 Gervais St., Cola. There will surely be plenty of whiskey spilling Sat-
The Californias urday night as Lucero brings in the cigarette taint-
The Explorer’s Club ed vibes of their alt-country punk-rock southern-
rock assualt. Be prepared to hoist up your Pabst
Jammin Java Blue Ribbon and sing along. If you haven’t caught
1530 Main St., Cola. Indiana’s Jameson loving horror movie music in-
Brindley Brothers CD
Release + Shane Hines spired Murder By Death be prepared for the hang-
ing jaw effect. Sara Balliet will show you what
happens when a cellist listens to too much Iron
Saturday, June 24 Maiden and Adam Turla may have you wondering
when Johnny Cash walked in the door.
New Brookland Tavern
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fun so the Angry Whale decided to give them some Andrew: The one with the duck that went across Craig Chaney (interrupting): You want to do a shot? shit that I’m into. Like fisting and shit like that. If you
simple questions and let them swing for the fences. and you had to catch the eggs that he shit out and if Andrew: Ah man - I don’t know. Give me something get an actress I don’t think she’s into that unless you
Following their recent show at the New Brookland you didn’t catch enough eggs, the bottom would fill light and I’ll do it. Give me a shooter, I’ll do like a get her really coked up.
Tavern we sat down primarily with vocalist Andrew up. That was my favorite Atari lemon drop or something. Craig: Like PBR tall boys.
Carey to talk about really dumb unimportant shit. It game. My favorite Sega Bring it here I’ll do it. Andrew: Yea you could put a PBR tall boy... You
was guitarist Craig Chaney’s birthday and when he game: I never had Sega but I Craig: Ah you pussy. could do anything to porn stars. Have you seen that
wasn’t at the bar he came over to help out. The band played it at my friends’ hous- Andrew: What were we shit on the internet? It’s disgusting?
will be spending part of the summer playing shows es and it had to be Sonic. talking about? O Yea, X- Craig: It’s the future
all over the world and scoring with European sluts. Sorry I am a loser, but Sonic Men sucked.
is it. AW: If you could be a super hero who would you be?
The Angry Whale: You guys live in Jacksonville, so My favorite Nintendo game AW: If you cad add a weird Craig: Jesus
what type of beach related activities do you partici- was Mario Kart. I love Mario or strange instrument to Andrew: Duh- he could turn water into wine. Really
pate in? Kart, well that’s Super your live show what would it though I thought about that. I saw X-Men the other
Andrew Carey: I surf and we lay out on the beach Nintendo. My favorite be? day and Storm is all up in it. I thought: Why doesn’t
and we dodge sharks and wrestle with them and Nintendo game: Duck Hunt? Andrew: Probably a better Storm run the fucking universe? I wouldn’t want to
stuff. Sharks and alligators. That’s what we do. Nah I don’t know I didn’t real- singer. A better frontman. I be storm, but the threat of creating a Hurricane
ly play Nintendo. My favorite think that would be the Katrina and taking over the world... the threat of that
AW: Where’s the best place to surf? arcade game: I really like that greatest instrument ever. is powerful.
Andrew: Jacksonville Beach Pier is probably the one sniper game. You know Someone who doesn’t get
best, Sebastian Inlet- that’s a good break and Cocoa what I’m talking about? Silent AW: What is the worst fast food joint that you eat at?
nervous and shit their pants
Beach has a good break. Killer or Killing People Off Andrew: All of them. Fuck that, I hate fast food. I
on stage like I do.
Buildings, I can’t remember. don’t even eat meat so fuck that. The worst one: Dell
AW: What’s the best and worst thing about AW: What's your least favorite stretch of highway in Taco is bad. I hate that. McDonald's. Fuck
Jacksonville? AW: If you could have and endless supply of a par- the United States? McDonald's. I’m going to firebomb a McDonald's.
Andrew: The best and worst thing ticular type of alcohol what would it be? Andrew: I-10 in Arizona. I hate that goddamn place. Andrew Carey is going to firebomb a McDonald's.
about Jacksonville is the cocaine... Andrew: I’m a big fan of Southern Comfort so it Andrew Carey from Evergreeen Terrace is going to
but I don’t do cocaine. would have to be Southern Comfort. AW: Name a famous chick that you want to bang? firebomb a McDonald's!
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Now that the primaries are over, it’s time for your secret third
party candidate to strike! He couldn’t do it in California, but, Scorpio
by God, Gary Coleman will be a real contender in South Your band will get a leg up on Columbia rock-n-roll shtick
Carolina. I suggest running him for treasurer just to get his when you translate your heart-wrenching lyrics into
feet wet. Buy his plane ticket (coach), put him up at the Days Klingon.
Inn until the election and then watch him sweep the ballot!
Trust me. “Watchoo talkin’ bout Jeff Willis?”
Sagittarius
Cancer I hereby declare next mid-week as Wake-n-Bake
Cut yo mama drama some slack, Jack, you dig? Quit bein a Wednesday. Everybody call in sick, lick up a Swisher, head
jive turkey, hit the club and turn yo closet disco queen into a to the river and live a little.
freaky-deaky Fillet. Sooky, sooky, now!
Leo Capricorn
You will raise the state’s unemployment rate after a misguided Spice up your weekend this week by answering one of
attempt to show your boss that you can think outside the those Missed Connections in the back of a corporate
box ...by wallowing in a kiddy pool in the office hallway, weekly. Say you were the girl in the pigtails your mystery
bedecked in aviator shades and swim trunks, sloshing water man saw skipping home from school carrying the Dora the
Aries as you reach to flip hotdogs on the mini grill. Explorer lunch box and then show up to the date with a can
Just because you took your dad to the strip club for Father’s of mace and some hedge clippers.
Day and found out your sister works there, it doesn’t mean
he loves you any less. Even if she did give him a dance for Virgo
free and you forgot to pay for his cover. Instead of treating your dog as a pet, this week treat him Aquarius
with the respect you would show a mentally challenged No, Aquarius, you pervert, there is no such thing as a “mile
Taurus roommate. Don’t make him do humiliating little routines for high club” for churches.
Try a new hangover cure this Saturday morning. Personally, treats; it’s degrading. Would you make a homeless man “sit
I recommend: one pint of God’s Acre Healing Springs water and shake” for a dollar?
with two packets of headache powder sprinkled over a plate Pisces
of Mexican food while watching an episode of the Diva Hair Libra For future reference, it’s really not too money to hit on a
Weaver on UPN. But, that’s just me. Luckily, your toddler hasn’t yet developed the cognitive beach babe while all the other guys are distracted by the
skills needed to question how his Super Siren Ambulance gruesome shark attack in progress a few yards away.
toy somehow ended up in the path of your lawnmower.
Gemini
a difficult time. Jack Black stars as Ignacio, the trailer. The biggest drawback to the
an orphan who grew up in a monastery and film (besides being rated PG), is the sheer
now is a member of the order himself. Ever overabundance of fart jokes. Yes children,
since his youth, Ignacio has been obsessed as this movie is a Nickelodeon film, there are
with “lucha libre” wrestling…scrawling plenty of them. Nacho Libre itself is the fart
pictures inside his bibles and fabricating joke following Napoleon Dynamite. While it
costumes from church linens. Enlisting seeks to convey the same charm, it fails.
the help of a nacho thief named Esqueleto
(Hector Jiminez), Ignacio enters an open Nacho Libre (2006) starring Jack Black,
wrestling match to try and win a cash prize Hector Jiminez, Troy Gentile, Moises Arias,
so the orphans he cooks for will have better and Lauro Chartrand is directed by Jared
food than the usual gruel. Enter Nacho Hess and rated PG-13 for rough action, and
(Ignacio), and Esqueleto: the newest minor crude humor including dialogue.
league wrestlers on the lucha libre wrestling
scene. They lose their first match horribly, Also Playing This Week:
yet are still paid because the crowd likes
them. Every week they continue to wrestle, The Break-Up X
making more and more money by losing Synopsis: Exactly like it sounds.
to preposterous villains such as old men, Verdict: Like any doomed relationship,
troll midgets, and women. Meanwhile, as there are fewer good times than bad.
wrestling is considered sinful by the order,
Nacho must conceal his new job or risk Cars √
being kicked out. Synopsis: A rookie racecar discovers
Nacho is desperate to impress Sister life is about the journey, not the finish.
Encarnacion (Ana de la Reguera), a new Verdict: If you don’t like these movies
nun staying at the monastery. As his wealth then there is something wrong with you.
grows and the orphans’ food improves, as Also, George Carlin does a voiceover.
does his apparel and desire for material
possessions and fame, Nacho’s biggest Click ?
desire becomes actually winning win a match Synopsis: Adam Sandler receives a
and going pro. He and Esqueleto sneak universal remote for the universe!
into a party held by the leading wrestler and Verdict: Tough call, Sandler is
before getting thrown out are invited to enter hilarious…his last few movies weren’t.
a wrestling tournament with the prize being
a title match against the reigning champ The DaVinci Code √
himself. Praying in the afternoon prior to the Synopsis: Based on the best selling
match, Ignacio’s robe catches fire and his novel; adventure, mystery and intrigue
secret wrestling outfit is revealed beneath. abound!
He leaves the order determined to win so he Verdict: If you haven’t read the book,
can buy a bus to take the orphans on field you might get confused.
trips. Unfortunately, Nacho only comes in
second place. The Fast and The Furious 3: Tokyo
Retreating to the wilderness to reflect, Drift √
Nacho discovers he will be allowed to wrestle Synopsis: High Stakes racing set in
because of an unfortunate accident. Nacho Tokyo’s underground.
Cartoons citypaper June 21, 2006 20
Ted Rall
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Savage Love
by Dan Savage
I had never fooled around with a guy who was
uncircumcised, but I came to terms with it because
I loved him. It has recently started to bother me
again because it makes giving him head more
difficult and a little more unpleasant.
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