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Mini Joke Time Funny Comic (not like are others aren’t
P2 funny except for clash of the bison) P4
Guy Fawkes

Guy Fawkes is celebrated on November the 5th!

Guy Fawkes celebrates the epic fail attempt to blow up the
houses of parliament by Guido Fawkes. He was captured on
November 5th of 1605 and Hung, Drawn and Quartered on
the 31 of January 1606 age 36. These were his associates:
Bates, Christopher Wright, Robert Winter, Thomas Winter,
 Every year Guy Fawkes is celebrated on the 5th of November by lighting
fireworks which are filled with gun powder to make them shoot up in the
air and explode. Sometimes fireworks aren’t manufactured properly or can
stuff up. So if you don’t want to end up burnt be careful! Here are some
examples:
On June the 1st 2010 a guy sticks a fireworks rocket in his bum, but it won't
take off when fired.
On 29 Apr 2009 a Firework exploded in a guys hand and he gets burned.

Your Turn
We are having a Guy Fawkes
competition. To enter simply contact
Matthew, Emory, Joel or J.J. and
show us your step-by-step how not to
STORY TIME MINI JOKE TIME
blow
Hush-a-by baby, on the tree top, up the
when parliament guide.
Q: Why do candle trimmers work so few days
wind blows the cradle will fetch a pail of a week?

water humpy dumpty fell down and and broke A: They only work on wick-ends!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
his yolk and little teddy Robinson came A: To get to the Shell Station!!!

tumbling after. She sells sea shells on the bitter Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers
butter to make king horses bitter butter go Q: How do you know if there's an elephant

better so they could... throw it out the window, under your bed?
A: You bump your nose on the ceiling!!
the window, the 3,547,327th story window.
 Upcoming Details
events

This year the disco theme is “Black and White”. It is on the 19th of November the cost for the tickets is
The Disco
$5 for a single ticket and $10 for a family ticket. This event will be held in the school hall at 5:30. And
please bring a free dessert.

This event is held on the 11th of November 2010 for all day for people who were 1st 2nd and 3rd on
Athletics
athletics day. This is a Western Zone event.
Tournament

We are organizing a coin trail to fundraise for the Memorial garden for Rose Ives at Wa Ora on the
Coin Trail
12th of November. To join in, please donate a coin.

Coin trail
Wa Ora montessori school is setting up a memorial

garden for Rose Ives. She died 22nd of october 2010.

She was a montessori teacher who worked at the Wa

Ora school. She died 15 kilometers south of Turangi

while she was camping with her boyfriend, Adam. When

she was brushing her teeth she was shot in the head. The
hunter mistook her with a possum and she got shot in the

head so we are doing a coin trail to fundraise for the

garden. For more info go to the upcoming event chart.

Recipe of the month that has nothing at all to do with the month is...

Chocolate Cake
Ingredients
2 cups boiling water Method
1 cup unsweetened cocoa 1. Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease 3
powder - 9 inch round cake pans. In medium bowl, pour boiling water
2 and 3/4 cups all-purpose over cocoa, and whisk until smooth. Let mixture cool. Sift
flour together flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt; set aside.
2 teaspoons baking soda 2.In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar together until
1/2 teaspoon baking powder light and fluffy. Beat in eggs one at time, then stir in
1/2 teaspoon salt vanilla. Add the flour mixture alternately with the cocoa
1 cup butter, softened mixture. Spread batter evenly between the 3 prepared
2 and 1/4 cups white sugar pans.
4 eggs 3. Bake in preheated oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Allow to
1/2 teaspoons vanilla cool.
extract
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Picture reviews

What do you expect me to eat? Carrots?

What! haven't you seen lady

gaga before?

“Flower dog! Flower dog! Does

what ever a Flower dog does”

"Tinkywinky!, Dipsy!, Laalaa!,

Po!" Teletubbies. "Teletubbies!"
We weren't watching we were
uhh... doing stuff.