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An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.
Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!
What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?
Santapplause!
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle!
Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
So he can hide at the North Pole!
What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop?
A jolly roll!
What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
Tyranno-santa Rex!
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!
What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?
Cinder Claus!
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