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CHAPTER I
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Not to be confused with St Nick’s Place, which is the North Pole. You
don’t want to make that mistake, and end up selling your soul to Santa.
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And by the way, what kind of person are you, reading the second part of
a series before the first? Now the rest of the readers have to hang around,
whistling and examining their fingernails in a bored manner, while I give you
special treatment. I bet you’re the sort who arrives halfway through the movie,
spilling your popcorn and standing on toes, then taps the bloke next to you on
the shoulder and says, ‘Have I missed anything?’ It’s people like you who cause
unrest . . .
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Hell’s Bells
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Duke Kobal was officially the demon of comedians, although only the
really unfunny ones, with additional responsibility for the jokes in Christmas
crackers. You know, like: What’s the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there’s a ‘mile’ between the first and last letters. A mile. No,
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a mile. Yes, as in distance. Yes, I know there’s not really a mile, but – OK,
stop talking. I’m serious, you’re starting to annoy me. No, I don’t want to wear
a paper hat. I don’t care if it’s Christmas, those hats make my head itchy. And
I don’t want to see what you’ve won. No, I really don’t. Fine, then. Oh great,
a compass. If I take it away, will you get lost? See, that’s funny. Well, I thought
it was.
Christmas: Duke Kobal loves it.
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CHAPTER II
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Actually, the decision on whether to go backwards or forwards in time
might well tell you something important about the person in question. The
English writer Arnold Bennett (1867–1931) was reputed to have said that
‘The people who live in the past must yield to the people who live in the future.
Otherwise, the world would begin to turn the other way around.’ What Bennett
was saying is that it’s better to look forward than to look back, because that’s
how progress is made. On the other hand, George Santayana (1863–1952),
an American writer, said that ‘Those who cannot remember the past are
condemned to repeat it.’ In other words, it’s a question of balance: the past is
a nice country to visit, but you wouldn’t want to live there.
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