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Well world I hope you͛ve gathered all the toss together so we all can unite and save the world from
certain doom͙..but just in case you didn͛t (shame on you, because everyone should know a and Tod
,after all you know you can͛t have today͙͙͙͙.) And with Oprah gone, I will make it my duty to keep
you humored with ͟ a different way to look at the mundane things that you see ͟ .As much as I tried to
stay away from ͞world news͛ so I could I could create a ͞new world͙͟.. todworld, that is, I couldnt help
but lend my ear the evening news .They wanted to keep me͟ abreast͟ of the l8est lunacy͟. It is May
sweeps and even the news is bent on ratings so they are going to pull out all the stops to bring you the
full horror of the world or the complete lunacy .Today, because of May sweeps, I saw the news for what
it really is͙a carefully scripted reality TV show. It has all the elements that make those͟ train wrecks
waiting to happen͟ shows so good. Listen to how the news keeps us glued to our seats. It starts off with
the weather(tornadoes, tsunamis hurricanes pollen air wind water and makes them all sound so tragic,
therefore terrifying us ,But we can͛t tune away because we have to stay tune to find out if we are going
to be next in the storm͛s path(right after these messages)But that never happens when they come back
because they start talking about traffic(backed up) then horror(crime) then breasts(sex)That͛s right
breasts . Even in the news sex sells. It͛s a shame , but it͛s true .SoTodly enough I went undercover and
discovered , 1 there͛s a ban on public breastfeeding it͛s called public indecency. It͛s still ok in go bars
though .Bars make for better viewing anyway (and besides we know those fake breasts are incapable of
producing milk intyway .They produce dollars .I͛m jus sayin) and 2 they͛ve just introduced the new L
cup bra . One has nothing to do with the other directly, but since todtv is television you can trust ͙.and
a source you can depend on͙ I thought that this story needed a new twist. I decided to take my
favorite humorous outlook ask the tough question, Why is it that in order to exercise ones rights, it
usually involves restricting someone else͛s for example;

   
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!  # "#$ " 

TSK, TSK, TSK, Those poor hungry 2 year olds are gonna be so so hungry and mad.Especially the fat ones
.They are not gonna like that all!!The babies should revolt and stage a ͞shit in͟ I͛m pretty sure they
could do it ͙.easily. ͞Todlers͟ of the world should unite, and exercise their right their right to be nursed,
while in some case the dad is at at the HOT MESS TOPLESS GO GO EMPORIUM AND FAMILY FUN CENTER
exercising his right to get nursed ͟ with ͞Jacki͙.͟ In the VIP room͙..Im jus sayin. What if a mom is out
and the baby just latches out in public and the mother has to decline her right to feed and the baby
decides he wants it now and the͟ breast police͟ see it. I know someone who said he was breast fed as a
child. But that͛s not the term he used The term he used caused me to see him riding his bike down the
street as a 7 year old and his mother comes over while he͛s peddling down the street and just wips a
breast and feeds him(Im still trying to erase that from my mind)͙..Im just sayin.My point takes a
humorous poke at a serious issue, how we must exercise our rights. Even if it means having a breast in
(even though they͛re gonna be out) (But not like the stripper out.) Those chix really have all figured out
.How to toplessly exercise their right to freedom of expression and get paid.
 For women can͛t make do with anything less than a KK cup bra: Lingerie company Bravissimo has
introduced a side L, saying women were asking for more cup room.

We͛ve heard that from Oprah Winfrey, like a bajillion times, but if women really need a size L, ill-fitting
brassieres could truly be a problem. And ladies seem to be realizing this: The V

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the average bra size in the U.S. is 36DD, when it used to be 36C 10 years ago.

The VV quotes Luis Pareles, editor of the   

, who says that women are clued in to their
true bra sizes, adding, ͞An L-size cup is the largest I͛ve heard of.͟

When we hit Z, someone͛s going to have to get control of this thing, before bra size spiral 

Hmmm what story do I see here? With information like this out there, Im sure someone͛s trying to
manufacture this bra.. And I just know there͛s a girl out there who͛s determined to be the first person
to wear the Z bra͙͙͛

d like to meet that doctor who going to design those breasts ͙..Or do I.

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